No Shade Just Palm Trees
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No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 242 "Reflections on Representation and Ridiculousness"
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Ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of extraterrestrial visitors in Miami or the bizarre theft stories that could only emerge from the depths of Florida? We sure did, and it's all on the table in our latest episode, where we weave through a tapestry of topics with the warmth and humor of old friends catching up. From geography mishaps to the oddity that is West Virginia's name, we're serving up hearty laughs alongside a side of thoughtful industry discussion.
Join us on a rollicking adventure through the world of comedy, film, and television as we unravel the threads of fame, talent, and what it means to be an industry plant with examples like Kevin Hart's meteoric rise. Our musings on comedic greats and the repetitive stories that shape the genre might just make you see your favorite stand-up in a new light. Peering through the lens of representation, we engage in a candid conversation on the visibility of LGBTQ characters in media, the evolution of language, and the very fabric of storytelling that stitches our society together.
But it's not all fun and games; we get personal too, sharing poignant moments from our lives that touch on family, addiction, and the challenges that forge our identities. This episode is a mosaic of our experiences, from laughing at Facebook birthday mix-ups to heartfelt discussions on the music industry and what it's like to meet a legend like Prince. So sit back, plug in, and prepare for an auditory feast that offers more than just a sprinkle of the unexpected.
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Unusual Chat About Aliens and Covid
Speaker 1Oh yeah. I love the color. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3She said thank you. Oh how I don't understand how this thing said live for 30 seconds, I just wait a minute. That's scary. Well, that scared me Damn. But yeah, now I'm on 46, 47. I don't understand.
Speaker 1Ok, you keep freezing and breaking up now that we've gone live.
Speaker 3Wow, am I breaking up? I'm freezing and breaking up.
Speaker 1Or is it me?
Speaker 3That's crazy. I'm on a minute three.
Speaker 1How I'm at forty four.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm at forty four. I'm wrong.
Speaker 1It's the aliens in Miami. They fucking with our shit.
Speaker 3Oh, that's all right I already.
Speaker 1That's nuts Y'all think that was aliens, aliens.
Speaker 3Y'all think it was aliens, though.
Speaker 1The only reason I don't think it was really aliens is it's twenty twenty four and everybody pull out their camera for a nation, if somebody has a clear photo or video, if that was really an alien.
Speaker 2But they was really running, maybe they just.
Speaker 3Yeah, that that. That was the thing that urged me, because nobody had a clear picture, a clear video. It was just nothing but cop cars lined up to add that clear visual. But it was like what's that great thing moving? I'm like I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at.
Speaker 1And that's a lot of cop cars for a fight, so it had to be more than just a fight.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, hey Bunny J hey.
Speaker 1Bunny J Hello.
Speaker 3Yeah, I thought it was aliens. Chris Brown thought it was aliens. So you know, I think we all should think there's aliens out there yeah. You said they got Chris Brown. He is real, so hello, you say it is real right.
Speaker 1I think he is.
Speaker 3So, ok, where? Ok, what are you based at off of? Is it just like TV in real yeah?
Speaker 1I mean, it only makes sense that if the universe is as big as they say, it is that there are other beings out there somewhere.
Speaker 3So I thought you about to say something outlandish.
Speaker 1I mean, I never seen none. Is that what you thought I was going to say?
Speaker 4Like, yeah, I was going to say in the house one day and I had like them big God Boy eyes like I.
Speaker 5I mean I was about to say no my answer is quite logical.
Speaker 3What makes you say that?
Speaker 1Logic, logic man.
Speaker 3Hey, bunny J, you, you one of my favorites. I told Bunny J happy birthday today. She was like it's not, it's not, I did, but she did it wrong. No, she had did it wrong. She had put the wrong birthday up there.
Speaker 1What do you mean? She did it wrong on Facebook.
Speaker 3Oh, she put the wrong one. I was like oh, happy birthday.
Speaker 1How you get your own birthday, how you get your own birthday wrong.
Speaker 5Who bit high?
Speaker 3Mad exclamation points. She said she was high as fuck.
Speaker 1That sounds logical.
Speaker 3Oh, tim Tim, you still sick.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 3You got the forever covid to she got long covid to long.
Speaker 2Whatever covid, division covid I don't want.
Speaker 1Not division covid.
Speaker 2I don't want.
Speaker 5Long division covid.
Speaker 2I don't want none of you.
Speaker 3You got to remain the one, covid no.
Geography and State Names Discussion
Speaker 2It's that covid, they ain't no over there. They was made to one. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't want none of you.
Speaker 3As well. You got a sweatshirt on and I know it's seven four degrees.
Speaker 2OK, because it's so warm outside they don't kind of air on. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3I was out there just like hmm, such a spring day. I'm in the air.
Speaker 2I don't want to make OK, I didn't want one.
Speaker 3Man, I'm glad y'all here, though I had miss y'all, the whole team. Yeah, you know the squad back. So we got to get this thing cracking one time for one time. What money, what?
Speaker 1One time.
Speaker 3Where's Bunny J located. By y'all where by us.
Speaker 1She's in one of the Virginias, I think. No, all right, we're going to turn up one time we're going to start this up, let's go.
Speaker 3Everybody, one of the Virginia's.
Speaker 1Same thing North Carolina, virginia, west Virginia, west Virginia.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1East Virginia. I told y'all last week I am not good at geography. Y'all not going to fucking hold me, I'm not. So I'm not even going to lie to you. But now I have a question If there is a Virginia, why is there no East Virginia? What is it West of? I don't know.
Speaker 5I think all this stuff is made up anyway.
Speaker 1Well, yes, all made up, but at least we're going to make it up, make it make sense.
Speaker 3But I think they took North and South Dakota and I think it was all one state and they just split. Same with North and South.
Speaker 1But that makes sense. You got the top, you got the bottom, the north and the south. What the fuck is West Virginia, west of the West of Virginia. So why not just call it Virginia, just Virginia.
Speaker 3The same way they don't call it Carolinas. I mean, they do actually. The Carolinas they actually do that my bad. I think that man.
Speaker 1My bad, I took the intro. Let me stop the Dakotas. Nobody calls it that because nobody lives there. I know, I lived in South Dakota. Nobody lives there. You live in South Dakota. I lived in South Dakota for three years. Nobody lives there.
Speaker 3The Virginia did West Virginia because of the Civil War they wanted to separate from the actual state of Virginia.
Speaker 1Virginia.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1By giving themselves a name that still had Virginia in it Makes sense.
Speaker 5We want our own land.
Speaker 1They wipe my own ass, like looking at us All right whatever.
Speaker 3Well, here you go, sir. What are you going to call it, west Virginia?
Speaker 2In your eyes, right In your eyes.
Speaker 5Your America.
Speaker 2You better Murg, murg.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 3M-U-R-I-C.
Speaker 1M-U-R-I-C, m-u-r-i-k-k-a Holy shit, shit.
Speaker 2Murg, we're not going to start the year off like that With the. Kkk.
Speaker 3That's what you said.
Speaker 5That's what you said it's about white. To me Sound about white.
Speaker 1That's what you said. That's what you said.
Speaker 5That's what you said that's what you said. Like dude.
Speaker 3White. Oh my God, hey, let's turn it one for the people.
Speaker 4What up Him, thompson? Two episode 240 to, to and we just want a shit. Me with that. I can just.
Speaker 5I could see it back.
Speaker 4Operator. Oh, let go. Okay. We're body older. You ain't got no mind, mike, we all made it Okay.
Speaker 5Let's get great tight right quick.
Speaker 4I'm sitting my mother fucking bitch. Damn is on a young nigga. Yeah, I'm a kiss on chocho. What about me? Yeah, got some fun.
Speaker 3Oh, come on, man, saturday turn up for bricks one time, for the one time.
Speaker 4Damn, chase it down. I know, stash, I will blow your back. Bring it back, let's go.
Speaker 5I don't play no games, boy. I met your head all about the family niggas to the play. Now you gotta own up to that shit. You said.
Speaker 1Okay, let's go.
Speaker 5I my little Okay.
Speaker 3Know I sent you a little story. Up there riding around, look like a thug, listening to Arbor and the passengers.
Speaker 1So I'm the first of all.
Speaker 3I am a good one.
Speaker 1I have a skull, young, I have to block my lap. All black oh black. Even had a black Air Force. One song, oh yeah, violence. Know my job and babe writing, I'm writing, babe driving. I know what it's my job to do, play my role.
Speaker 3That's facts.
Speaker 1I'm buying, I would write to sleep after that video Like.
Speaker 3I Said we get Okay. I'm just making sure that thing was like clackin like that.
Speaker 2That was weird.
Speaker 3Yeah, y'all coming to dinner, dinner with me.
Speaker 1Where's dinner at when we going? What's the dress code?
Speaker 3No Carolina. Yeah it's you and Charlotte. You and Charlotte, bunny J.
Speaker 2Anyway.
Speaker 3Tam-Tam, I want to know what you did for New Year's.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 3That's good.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 3That's good stuff. I went there. You gotta love it. You gotta love it. Bunny J says long horn, I love they bring it.
Speaker 1I've never been a longhorn, so I take your word for it. But that's what dinner's at, then let's go, oh.
Speaker 3You about a Eastern shore, okay, Okay.
Speaker 2I know these things?
Speaker 3what up make it true? Yeah, you refuse to come to the south, so you should come out here sometime it'll be fun.
Speaker 1I, that's Miami Florida is a way to the south. No, no what is Florida then? It's all yes.
Speaker 3It's its own thing.
Speaker 1Why is it it's? It's actually in it's in the south. Why don't they call it the south?
Speaker 2Is it the?
Speaker 1East Coast.
Speaker 3It's it's thing, it's just Florida.
Speaker 1Yeah, the fact that nobody wants to claim them.
Speaker 3You've never been. You've never been to Florida. I.
Speaker 1Have been to Florida once. It was a horrible experience. I was stuck there for two weeks, remember, I told you, we ended up going to that I Don't know if it was Haitian or the Jamaican place and I thought I was gonna die.
Speaker 3Yes, yes.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Okay so you know I.
Speaker 1Know I'm not going back. I know people get they drive way stolen in Florida. I know I'm not going back.
Speaker 3Where the what, how?
Speaker 1They stole a whole driveway they stole this lady whole drive way.
Speaker 3Wow.
Speaker 1I don't know exactly how are they going to find this driveway. I don't know if they don't see the pile of concrete and be like, yeah, that's, that's, that's definitely her drive. I don't know, but yeah, she got her whole driveway stolen. What was it concrete? What you mean? It was a regular driveway.
Speaker 2They're not going to use this as concrete. They could completely. They could completely steal it. Regular O's driveway.
Speaker 1When made a men's special Wow.
Speaker 3That's crazy, that's so, oh my god. Well, I like Florida, I like, I like visiting Florida. I don't like I wouldn't want to stay there.
Speaker 1This isn't that where you went for New Year's. Yeah yeah, watch the fireworks.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, it was nice ready noise, but I would want to stay there like live there, different. It's a different in, the air is different.
Speaker 1Maybe it's what's in the air to got them people acting the way they act is it made a Velcro the driveway? No, made of concrete Made of.
Speaker 3I thought it might have been made out of vibranium or some shit like Maybe it was the one.
Speaker 1She watched them, still it on her ring camera.
Speaker 3Oh, that's lit.
Speaker 2She did that. Her dad's rocket ain't nothing to do with my, just killing your driveway like you can't go home. By the time she got a police we like, hey, somebody is feeling my driveway right now. They not rushing over here to see what's going on? It sounds crazy.
Speaker 3Hey Johnson come here.
Speaker 5This lady.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's on damn camera man it's on camera. It's crazy. So everybody's here, we're good to go 2024 and all that good stuff. How's it been treating y'all cuz grits talked about? She got forever COVID. Tam Tam was a little bit sick. She called it long COVID lounge, covid 2024 already.
Speaker 1It's okay though.
Speaker 3Niggas is springboard and over the judge.
Speaker 1Hey, how did he get up that much momentum?
Speaker 3He high jumped in in high school or college. He was a kid, he had to.
Speaker 1He had to. That's why I said if he put as much energy into Track and field, he would have been an Olympic gold medalist.
Speaker 3Don't make no sense but there ain't no money in that crime case, no man that nigga went straight flying squirrel immediately. Real life Mario.
Speaker 1Ever. And then he went from hot to cold like instantly. You don't see where. He was the first talking to her and he was like you know, I'm not doing this anymore, I'm not doing a crime, I feel like I'm in a better place in my life. And she was just like I think you deserve a taste of something different. So she said that Right, no, never seen that light, that in my life.
Speaker 3I never want to see anything like that ever again. That's a wow.
Speaker 1I mean, did he? I guess he refused to show the court the next day. So he was in court in front of her for battery charges. And well, obviously, sir, you have a history. He's a three-time felon. Really, I'm gonna eat the apocalypse to wait until I get off it. That's what it sounded like. It's not like them helicopters at the beginning, all the apocalypse movies anyway. So he was there because he was facing Battery charges. He's a three-time felon. Well, the next day, after all that, he was supposed to appear in court for the charges for jumping on the judge, and that make a said no, fuck. For.
Speaker 3You go to shit.
Speaker 1I can say y'all seen me do it, I'm gonna go before I.
Speaker 3Waste the courts, throw away the key. Lock me up.
Speaker 1That's what's gonna happen. So what the fuck? I need to talk to y'all fo that nigga different, though you're different breed. He's where he needs to be, though, because anybody who could go from hot to cold like that, just that quick.
Speaker 3He cleared.
Speaker 1He should do the, what you call it the polo volt. Is that the pole? Is that the world, the poll, the year?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1He could be the male. Simone bios, wait, she did. What does she do? She's the floor stuff, right.
Speaker 3Same.
Speaker 1Thing you want to. I don't watch Olympics, I just know that I was in it.
Speaker 3I'm fucking with you, I'm giving it to you same thing because they still jump off through, off the floor. Yeah, I got springs in that, hold on.
Speaker 2Yes, I Ain't wearing that.
Speaker 3I was about like 18. Oh shit.
Speaker 1You thought that them girls just have real.
Speaker 3Like I didn't know which part of the floor. So grits was like, I think, what this was like. The second January 2nd, that interview came out with Cat Williams.
Speaker 1Third, second of the third, I think it was the third.
Speaker 3You said you hit the group text, the group chat, and was like yo Y'all got to watch this. I Seen it like on my YouTube because I'm always on YouTube.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 3Didn't watch it initially, and Then, when Tam Tam came back and was like yo, this shit is wild. Immediately stopped everything I was doing. I was watching something on Netflix, turned that off and started watching that shit.
Speaker 1Did you watch the whole two hours?
Speaker 3I was there like there two hours 46 minutes. This shit is gold. It's everywhere, everybody knows it's everywhere. It's 22 million views in two days. Salute the Shana shark. But I'ma I'ma just say what grits had said initially. He won't lie. None of that shit he said was a lie to me, embellished. Yes, I don't believe that nigga read 3000 books, but I. Don't think you can run on four, six, 40 yard dash not at his age.
Speaker 1No, he cannot. No we watch and get put in a chokehold by a 16 year old. We know what you are and aren't capable of doing on a field.
Speaker 3But again I think it goes back to the comedy, it goes back to the comic because, right everything else, he made ludicrous rap again.
Speaker 1You know what's cold about that though.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 1Nobody who's responded to him yet has just flat out open a mouth that said he was lying. Nobody has said that nobody they've responded, but nobody just flat out said yeah, that's lies.
Speaker 3Ricky smiley just crying. They say it's because of his son.
Speaker 1He crying cuz of his son.
Speaker 3That's what they said. He, his son recently at past, probably by the year.
Speaker 2Because he better be trying about it. But you would not be a cry about this stuff.
Speaker 3Okay, that that thing is a while hold up, just cuz you not beat up, don't mean you not fast, oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah, we not saying that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2No, that's not.
Speaker 3I'm saying not you afford to is fast as fuck in a 40-yard dash. You should be in the NFL running track, you should be, you should be doing something. But yeah cat wasn't lying. And that was the first time I was very impressed by somebody's storytelling abilities. Like everything he explained was a story and he had facts and receipts and I was like shit.
Speaker 1I think Shannon handled it well.
Speaker 3Shannon handled it as well as he could.
Speaker 1Well, what else do you do when you sit in with microphones and cameras and the person sitting across from you is literally coming for everybody you fuck with? What else can you do?
Speaker 5Let him talk.
Speaker 2He said, okay, I don't even know where to go from here. He didn't have to go nowhere because Kat was ready.
Speaker 1Kat was ready to let everything or all Shannon said to that nigga was welcome to the show.
Speaker 2Kat said he was like. He was like the nigga just said hi.
Speaker 1He didn't even ask you what you think about the code yet, sir, now we talk about Steve Harvey week. How did we get here? Why, little Chris? Why you've got to be ugly. I just asked you if you like the look of it.
Speaker 2Did you pull up the picture? You know what they're like. I don't think it was. Why exactly?
Speaker 1I think Luda's wife is actually pretty.
Speaker 2Some of the other people they brought up pictures, though they brought up them or definitely round, like this one.
Speaker 1A lot of them are light skin and an attractive. I've looked at all the pictures. I'm just trying to pick my brain like how Luda get involved. Did he catch a stray?
Speaker 3Or is there?
Speaker 1really issue there.
Speaker 3No, I believe everything Kat said about that Can be two light skin niggas with long hair and sideburns.
Speaker 1Sideburns, I guess. Huh, somebody got to cut the shit off.
Speaker 5He was so serious.
Speaker 3He looks, so matter of factly, like yeah.
Speaker 1He was him saying that he put Ricky Smiley in a dress in his contract for me.
Speaker 3Listen here, Shannon.
Speaker 2What Then? The very next movie. He was in a dress.
Speaker 3He legit was that's what's trippy.
Speaker 2He's not lying.
Speaker 3He's not lying. But what I did love about it all, for me my takeaway was I just seen Dion Cole. He's a comedian and he just confirmed that Kat was one of the people that gave him some money when he was doing a stand up routine. When he was coming up and a woman came up to him handed him money and he thought it was a phone number, but it was a thousand dollars and later on he realized it was Katwood. So that's fired, that's fucking fire.
Speaker 1That's. A lot of people came forward and was like there was times when Kat just out of nowhere, just gaining money. Yeah, just give them a few thousand dollars.
Speaker 3Jacquees was saying, he gave him 25 bands 10 bands.
Speaker 5He should get money back.
Speaker 1I just don't like Jacquees. He should get the money back.
Speaker 3You know at all.
Speaker 2No, what is that?
Speaker 1No, I don't like any four, four foot seven part of him. So guarantee you he ain't no taller than four foot seven. The runs I don't like them. I don't like nasal singers. Y'all know that. Because I don't like he sweat. And then the cockiness of it all Don't look at me like that, the cockiness of it all talking about he's the greatest singer of all time. No little man. No See how tall I don't like that.
Speaker 3That nigga five foot five.
Speaker 1That's what he puts the lifts in his shoes. They didn't measure him barefoot, so you think that's hair. That was his locks, that was all locks. That was given him an extra inches.
Speaker 3Not a single one. Like a single one, yeah, and I'm going to represent for the people. I would think you would like him because he's short.
Speaker 1What, Wait what? How you get that.
Speaker 2I'm five foot nine why would I like him because he's short. You like to?
Speaker 3get the little things.
Speaker 1My baby is not a pocket man. He's five foot 11. Don't do him.
Speaker 3Not him.
Speaker 5You like you, like me?
Speaker 1No, no no, no, okay, so wait, I am fascinated with midgets. I am not attracted to midgets. I don't know where they be in the daytime, where the fuck do y'all hang out, because we don't never see y'all. I just have questions, I just. I just I'm curious.
Speaker 2I just want to hang out.
Speaker 1They got to go to work when they were, where they shot what doctor office they go to.
Speaker 5What would?
Speaker 2be it. What restaurants do they eat at?
Speaker 3At the regular ones.
Speaker 1When and what hours.
Speaker 3When was the last?
Speaker 1question and seen a little person pregnant ever in my life.
Speaker 2They're like pigeons, they just pop up, it's just new ones, magic, add it on.
Speaker 5Just Just add to the population.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 3There's spore people, you know, I just don't.
Speaker 1I mean this is my first comment. Yeah, they just hop up All jokes Y'all. If anybody is a midget that's listening or knows a midget is related to a midget, it's all jokes. I'm just playing. I really don't. I mean, I do have questions.
Speaker 3So if they're willing to talk to me, let them know, but it's just jokes.
Speaker 1I got a few little people in my town want to Don't remember the rotisserie chicken on the pole. She brought it up, not me, so don't act like that.
Speaker 3You like? You don't like this song at all. You don't even sound easily.
Speaker 5Keep me up come on.
Speaker 3No, he's sure, with the girls I'm good man that's tough, especially when he break it down, really, really is.
Speaker 1You can't convince me that man is saying words. I'm sorry, no, ain't, no way. I see.
Speaker 5What it's like like michael jackson.
Speaker 1Those are words. We just don't know the language mama say, mama say mama say, mama say, mama say, mama say, mama say mama.
Speaker 3What are words?
Speaker 1would we know it so well?
Speaker 3Let them do it. What if my?
Speaker 1if I say it to you, you say it back, right.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, it's a call back.
Speaker 1It's something in your spirit.
Speaker 3It's real. What if?
Speaker 1he was nobody called back. That's our quiesion. Yeah, it probably was.
Speaker 2I see yeah.
Speaker 1The fact that Tammy just did that with you.
Speaker 3They are energy plants born fully grown.
Speaker 1Born, fully grown.
Comedian Comparison and Industry Plants
Speaker 3Do y'all believe Kevin Hart's industry plant?
Speaker 1I hate to say y'all, because I do like Kevin Hart you like him. Yeah, I like him. I like him a lot. I've seen him a couple times, him in the plastic cup boys. Okay, do I think he's an engine?
Speaker 3Yes, I have to say yes, okay, yeah, I've seen a stand up too. What was the one? After grown little man, I've seen that stand up. Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 1I don't know the name of him. I don't even remember which ones I went to go see in person. I was going to say that one.
Speaker 3I was going to say it was Kevin Hart. Yeah, I've seen that one. And then after that I was just like yeah, for those who don't know, the term industry plant commonly refers to musicians quickly who quickly find success regardless of a skill or merit.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, that's it. Sorry, that's a few. Guys need an example Tiffany haddish. I hope you guys understand.
Speaker 3Regardless of skill or merit. I would not want someone to describe me as such Ever in life.
Speaker 2I don't know how he became the manager, regardless of his skill or merit.
Speaker 3He's a piece of shit. It's like getting a participation award.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 2Everybody close their eyes and it's like hi, you, hi.
Speaker 3No, not me. Nobody wants that, so it's weird. I don't like it, but I think he is by. I'm not going to say I think he is. I understand why people would think he is Right, because that success he has is nuts, fucking nuts, and I do think he has skills, so I think he's a good guy.
Speaker 2I think he's a good guy.
Speaker 1He has skills Because he's not a bad actor Granted. He always plays himself. Is that really acting. Does that count, then.
Speaker 3I might have to take that back.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't think so. Hold on, let me rewind that back. I'm going to take that back. I had to think about it. He always plays himself. No, no, no, because he played that one in that one movie. The man that Was a Parapeligic is based off a true story.
Speaker 3Not a one-play.
Speaker 1Yeah, but it wasn't like a comedy or anything like that. He played in that. Oh, you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3Yeah, I didn't see that one.
Speaker 1That's actually a good movie, so he's not a bad actor. I'll give him that. I'll definitely give him that, and I do think I think he's funny. However, it's almost like he's always telling the same story.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, I can see that.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1I can see that I don't know how I feel about Kim Hart.
Speaker 3I want to like him. I try to like him. When he first came out I was all for him. He was funny to me that she was hilarious about his dad Just the long dick and all that. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2After that I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 3I couldn't tell you nothing that was funny about him. Fire on them bitches wasn't the one for me.
Speaker 1You and like I went to go see him for that. Whatever that stand-up was, I seen that one.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1When he said get fire on them. Bitches on the whole stage with that.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I seen that one and then I seen another one, like when he was first really getting started. So it was like in a super small venue out here. Those are fire.
Speaker 3I like those Because that's where I seen him. He came to Virginia Everything small in Virginia so that shit was fire to me. It was real intimate, it was cool.
Speaker 2He was funny.
Speaker 3But now I think I don't want to say his ex-wife wrote a lot, but that was a lot of his material. Now he doesn't have that and it's just like.
Speaker 1Yeah, because how long can your kids be young and stupid? Because it was always his wife and his dumb kids.
Speaker 3Yep, and you keep cheating on your wife. So I just I don't know what to do. I don't know what to say. J Cole made a song for you and I don't know.
Speaker 1I don't know she my number one. I don't need nothing on the side. Y'all know that song. I will play that shit.
Speaker 3That's hard.
Speaker 5Love it.
Speaker 1Yeah, I love that fucking song.
Speaker 3But I don't know, I don't know. I watched the documentary with him and Chris Rock and I was just like they keep comparing him to Kobe. He's like the Kobe of comedy and I'm like.
Speaker 1Kevin Hart.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1Kevin Hart is the Kobe of comedy.
Speaker 3That's what they kept saying in that doc.
Speaker 1Kevin Little man Hart. Kevin Pleather Pants Wearing Heart.
Speaker 2Kevin Pleather Pants Wearing.
Speaker 1Heart Kevin Pleather. Pants Wearing Heart Kevin Pleather.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Kevin, I look just like my mama would have fade heart. Is the Kobe of comedy who said that?
Speaker 3It's a doc on Netflix with him and Chris Rock.
Speaker 1If I was gonna give anybody possibly even close to having a Kobe of comedy title, I'd give it to Dave Chappelle. Mm, hmm, mm, hmm, I don't. Even if it wasn't Dave Chappelle, he'd definitely be on the list way before Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, for sure, cratt it'd be, chappelle they must have paid somebody to say this I think Hmm. I mean that would be hard to.
Speaker 1Now you pay me enough. I say it too.
Speaker 2You like what I'm saying.
Speaker 1I was saying right, you pay me enough. I say what you need me to say.
Speaker 2We just want to go there.
Speaker 3That thing, Now that's completely inaccurate.
Speaker 1Not to take anything from Kevin Hart and his accolades and the success that he's had, but the Kobe Bryant of the Y'all not know who Kobe Bryant is.
Speaker 3So who would you be? You would say who would you deem Michael Jordan?
Speaker 1Of comedy.
Speaker 2Mm, hmm.
Speaker 1I'm old school and some people may not agree, but I did ask to say what your prior.
Speaker 3OK, OK.
Speaker 1That man was funny as hell to me. He really was he was funny, as funny as hell.
Speaker 3Big Sam.
Speaker 2I don't think I oh my that's a good one.
Speaker 5That's a good one.
Speaker 3OK, even though he did the whole dress thing.
Speaker 2I don't know. I think you're wearing dresses. One time I didn't see you. You didn't. I didn't think, mmm, I did the dress design, the dress design for the presentation.
Speaker 1Mmm, because Martin did the dress thing a few times. It's a few different characters.
Speaker 3I tried to get other people to hey come on draw me a yeah.
Speaker 1Martin. Yeah, Martin.
Speaker 2Yeah. Martin. Yeah, martin, yeah Martin, mmm, what's?
Speaker 3What's a stand-up, what's a stand-up that you like of his? No, that's what I like.
Speaker 2I like that. I like that. That's what it's called.
Speaker 3I'm doing it wrong.
Speaker 2I'm doing it wrong. I'm doing it wrong, okay, okay.
Speaker 3So we got Richard Pryor, we got Martin, and you said, you said the Kobe would be Dave Chappelle for you.
Speaker 1I would probably give it to Dave Chappelle, so who would be the Kobe?
Speaker 3for you. I mean not Grace, but Tam. I'm not going to give it to Dave. I don't know.
Speaker 2You're going to give it to me. I don't have to sell her anything, I don't have to lose anything, yeah.
Speaker 1Wait, who did she say?
Speaker 2I didn't hear about him.
Speaker 3Someone said Dave Chappelle. Yeah, Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 2Okay, I agree.
Speaker 3I agree Okay.
Speaker 2Bobby.
Speaker 3The Bobby Boucher. I'm not reading that out loud.
Speaker 1Let's go to this girl said he's the Scotty Pippin Scruff. Keep in mind that Scotty got his wife took by a baby. Don't claim that that's tough A baby, that he was damn near to the god that he of.
Speaker 2Don't claim that one Pick a different player Pick a different player Please.
Speaker 1Oh bitch.
Speaker 3So pressure cooker said I think Kevin has gross more than any comedian ever in terms of tour revenue. Probably why they saying he's one of the best, but just pure funny. No way I agree, I can agree with that. Yeah, just comedy wise.
Speaker 1Like I don't know, he's not funny.
Speaker 3I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree. He's not funny.
Speaker 1I think that's. That's part of why I could possibly believe that he's an industry plant. For me, when it comes to black artists at those comedians, musicians I feel like in order for them to be an industry plant, they have to be able to convert over, Meaning that the has to really like them and they have to be. You know, they have to be able to entertain all sectors. I hope y'all are picking up what I'm putting down. For example, since cat is the initial topic, cat Williams could not be. He talked too bad about black people and white people and it's all jokes and black people think it's funny because we have a different kind of sense of humor. He couldn't have been an industry plant because he wouldn't have been able to convert over to that side. Tiffany Haddish, she was able for them to convert over to that side White people love her, love her.
Speaker 1White folks love Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3They do.
Speaker 1The majority of cats fan base is black people. Dave Chappelle managed to keep both.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1That's why I say he's the Kobe.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1He managed to keep both, but that's just that's what I think.
Speaker 2That's true.
Speaker 3Deion Cole. I love Deion Cole stand up. I love him. He's hilarious, the most one, one of the most original comedians I've seen in a long time. He just he take. He took something like what a writer would do, is you know, take a no pad and read off jokes. It's fucking fire.
Speaker 1I remember when he did that he was like I'm just testing y'all, just testing the waters. He marked that one off, yeah.
Musicals and Memories
Speaker 3I like Deion Cole and he's a great writer. Great writer, he was in a West name, color purple. Y'all seen that.
Speaker 1I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 3First of all, that shit's fire. I just want to say I'm not one for Jesus music, I'm not one for church, but that shit, when that shit turned up, woo.
Speaker 2What is it? Jesus will work it out.
Speaker 5Hey, Jesus will work it out.
Speaker 3That shit was hard.
Speaker 1Do it again. You just turned into a cue for a second for Jesus.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1That shit hard.
Speaker 3They went off on that whole.
Speaker 1So you liked it.
Speaker 3Yeah, that shit was hard, Like dad and niggas in the chain gang. They was rhythmically like. That shit was hard and singing.
Speaker 1Okay, that was actually what I was about to ask you, because there's a lot of people who said they didn't like it because they didn't expect it to be musical.
Speaker 3That is the. How do you feel about it being?
Speaker 1musical.
Speaker 3I love musicals. I love them. Yeah, I love that shit. Purple Rain, in my opinion, is the greatest musical of all time. Purple Rain.
Speaker 1Purple Rain, that shit.
Speaker 3My favorite scene.
Speaker 1New York girl named Nikki.
Speaker 5I guess she could say she was a sex queen I better not tell her I'll be masturbating behind a mask.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, that's my shit.
Speaker 1That's my shit, you know my aunt Bonnie used to play keyboard for him. Did you know that what? My aunt Bonnie played keyboard for Prince for almost 12 years, very long time. Yep, the only concert, the only big concert, well up until last year, the only major concert I'd ever been to, and I was a little girl, so I didn't know to appreciate it. Well, as a Prince concert. I was a little girl, I was a little girl, I was a little girl, I was a little girl, I was a little girl, I was a little girl. You know, I wasn't a total gentleman, I wasn't a total gentleman. I didn't know to appreciate it. It was a Prince concert. My aunt Bonnie got my mom and my bonus dad at the time, tickets and I remember the one, the only thing I remember. You know how, when you now, you'll have memories that are like flashbacks to shit from you being a kid.
Speaker 1Yeah, I remember, and this is how young I was. At the concert my mom and my dad used to, when I was little, lay me across their lap and, like, balance me on. They need to put me to sleep.
Speaker 1That's how fucking little I was to be four, maybe five at the oldest, and I remember being at the concert and I remember they put me to sleep at the concert. But I remember waking up and then going to backstage. I got to see my aunt back there. Yeah, yeah, bonnie played. She played for Prince for a very long time. She wrote for him and everything Okay.
Speaker 5Yeah, oh, that's so fucking fire.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh my God, do you still talk about her? Is she still around?
Speaker 1Well, she passed away from a brain aneurysm when I was 15. So she's not around anymore, unfortunately, but yeah.
Speaker 3I would love to just talk to her, like that's my thing.
Speaker 1She was a dope soul. She was a dope soul you would have. You would enjoy it. Yeah, I love talking to older people.
Speaker 3I talk to my dad my parents all the time, Like I asked them about the childhood all the time how was it growing up in Detroit? How was it in? How was the music? How was the style? Like I like shit, like that.
Speaker 2Versus just all those of my parents, I'm not talking to them.
Speaker 3I want to know that's fucking fire.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Wow.
Speaker 1Bonita Boyer. Yeah, damn.
Speaker 3That is crazy, oh, deon Cole, preacher Lawson I've heard of preacher Lawson, michael Che, michael Che, all underrated. Yep, I can agree with that. Wait, was he the one who closed the piano when Miss Sophia's punch, punch, squeak? Was he? Was he the one? Listen for the audience.
Speaker 1Is that the role Deon Cole played? Do you know what he played?
Speaker 3He played the daddy, he played their daddy.
Speaker 2Who did.
Speaker 3What's her name? What's the two girls name Celia.
Speaker 1OK, so he played Celia and Nettie's daddy.
Speaker 3Yes, there you go.
Speaker 1OK, the Color Purple is my favorite. It's my absolute all-time favorite movie.
Speaker 3That shit. When I tell you that shit, I know it from beginning to end, all-time favorite. They had Dr Dre in there. Dr Dre was a. What did he do, harpo?
Speaker 1Dr Dre was not Harpo.
Speaker 3Dr Dre was. It was the dude from the Compton yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, OK, See, when you said Dr Dre, I was taking a real Dr Dre I was like, wait what?
Speaker 3Not my bed, that's my bed.
Speaker 1That's why I was like what.
Speaker 3I don't know his name. I know him from Compton.
Speaker 1OK, I know you talking about. Yeah, I know you talking about.
Speaker 3Yeah, he was like Dr Dre up in there Saying he can sing. That's not Dr Dre. That shit, nuts, that shit. That's a good ass movie.
Speaker 1They did this shit. I want to go see it.
Speaker 3And what's that broad?
Speaker 2The sister.
Speaker 3That's the broad, the Chloe sister Hailey.
Speaker 1Hailey, don't do her like that. Man, she can say that that's how we did Ray J all these years and now look at how he is. Don't do that.
Speaker 3First of all, Ray J.
Speaker 1For all these years he was Brandy Little Brother, don't do that to Hailey. She got some talent too.
Speaker 3When we're going to continue to act like Ray J could sing. We just going to keep doing that.
Speaker 1I hit it, I hit it. Yeah, that one, that one, he hit it first. I should do it If I had one wish he was singing his heart out. You can't say, you can't say he wasn't.
Speaker 3But that does not mean that Y'all know I'm lying.
Speaker 1That's Brandy Little Brother. That's the forever Brandy Little Brother, come on. That's why he acts like that. That's why he acts like that, because that's what we call. Him Never had his own identity.
Speaker 3Bunny J.
Speaker 1Put your eyeballs back in your head. I was not surprised when I read that I was going to let it slide. I was going to let it slide, bunny J. Before you watch the original Color Purple, find a way to have some time to read the book and then watch the movie. That I didn't, and then watch, and then watch the new one, or even somewhere in your YouTube the play, because the new one is supposed to be an adaptation of the play, which is why it's a musical yeah.
Speaker 3That's your heart.
Speaker 1Yeah, how Fantasia do though.
Speaker 3Fantasia. Amazing, amazing. What's her name? What's the one that was just crying? Not Holly Berry. What's Teraji?
Speaker 1I imagine you said she was just crying she was she was.
Speaker 3But listen to this. This shit is hard. This shit is so hard. It's the intro. This shit come in like this and let go.
Speaker 1Let me find out if you like him some bluegrass.
Speaker 2I'm just making like a banjo Look at him he is in heaven.
Speaker 1I ain't never seen him smile that big Look at him. Gonna be all his teeth.
Speaker 5Happy. That is hard, here you go. This is that shit. This is how this shit open.
Speaker 1He went to church. He going to church.
Speaker 2Watch. He got to get the Holy Ghost, but there you go.
Speaker 1I told you he was about to get the Holy Ghost.
Speaker 5I told you Get the deal. I ain't spanish, that's it.
Discussion on Jekyll Island and Bitcoin
Speaker 1Why you always gonna get me to Stefan, though, like you know, stefan like you remember he was one of them niggas in church and I I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I remember being a kid I used to be scared when that shit happened. I used to be a church terrified like, oh my god, this is safe, some scary shit. When you were a kid.
Speaker 3That's one of some juices and crackers Falling out. I learned but that shit, that's how that shit open and I was like yo, I was glued and I I don't even mess with church like that, but that shit had caught me. I was like, oh, it's pretty good, now I'm gonna go see it tomorrow. Watch and when you come back you're gonna hit that group chat. I'm telling you You're gonna be like yo, because it's the energy when you see the people they dancing like that. That shit lit.
Speaker 3We know Scruff, we know Scruff, we were aware Scruff said white church is low-key like a cult or cult like.
Speaker 1We know.
Speaker 3Yep, pretty much all religions.
Speaker 1Are actually by definition a cult.
Speaker 3Yes, but we get it that shit hard. This is not an ad, I just really enjoyed color purple. That shit was fire.
Speaker 1I could see the joy on your face. It was none but black boy joy, your face the whole time.
Speaker 3It's so fresh and creative. The music, how they did the banjos, the voice, like that, that shit. Oh yeah, the antishot at the beach. This is a place called Jekyll. Island. You know Big Town, town, jekyll Island is gorgeous. Chef's kiss, you should come out here. See if you ever come out here, grits.
Speaker 1That's where you should go, jekyll.
Speaker 3Island and you'll lose your mind.
Speaker 1You'll be like People love to halfway tell you some shit, yeah, and then tell you to figure out Do your own research. You clearly have the answers. Just fucking tell me, that'll be pissing me off on tic-tac. Do your own research. That says to me to bitch. You don't know the fucking answer. I swear.
Speaker 5Oh, I'd be so hot on tic-tac. Oh, now.
Speaker 1I gotta do my own research how I feel this island. I can't even make it.
Speaker 2I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1I can't, I can't, I can't. This is like, well, you don't know how to play fucking space and you'll tell it again. You don't know how to play space. You know how to. I would know how. If y'all would teach me, instead of everybody responding like that Help, help me, iesh, you can't.
Speaker 3This is woe to employ me and his girlfriend.
Speaker 1Oh, jekyll, like Jekyll and Hyde.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Got you.
Speaker 3Yeah, but as far as like spades or Something in reference, like you supposed to be telling me something and you tell me to go read it, I will do the exact opposite of it, because you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5Zero clue.
Speaker 3Hey man, you should invest your money in Bitcoin. How do I do that? Just read Great, she wants to Keith Lee review before she.
Speaker 1Really, do I have to travel to this place? Yes, give it to me just like that 10, 10 recommend. Hey, so have y'all read. Keith Lee just announced, speaking of he just announced his next stop is gonna be in a Bay Area. Right, this is going to be.
Speaker 1This is great, but I need you guys to understand that if you go to Twitter, or X as it's now called, you know how, when he does his tours and he goes to different places, people are Naming restaurants and areas and things for him to go to right. Mm-hmm, that's not what they tell it him. They are telling the rest of the bit community in the Bay to please not bit this me. Do you know what it means to be bit?
Speaker 3I am, I'm old, so I'm square.
Speaker 1There is currently it's like a epidemic of cars being broken into in the Bay Area.
Speaker 2They're not still in the car.
Speaker 1They literally just dip in the window, breaking into the car and stealing your shit. So if you live in the Bay, what you do now is you either park your car with the window roll down so that they don't beep your window, don't leave your shit in there. They don't want the car, they just want what's in the car. Oh, some people put a sign on the window. It says, hey, there's nothing in here of any value. But Twitter is just saying y'all, please don't bit this man. Heavy on the don't bit this man, please don't bit his car. Yeah, that's Well.
Speaker 1I was an Oakland last night. I was literally an Oakland last night. I'm now back in Vegas, but I was an Oakland last night. We were parked at Lake Merritt, just chilling and With every person that walked by, because Lake Merritt is, it's a big lake and people walk up, walk around it and just it's. It's an active place when people are. It was literally us looking out the window like Making sure what? Nobody's gonna try, no shit, because that's how bad it is, with them breaking into cars.
Speaker 1It was like it's not it's not that they would target his car scruff. So I get your question like how would they know not to hit his car? He wanted to put a sign in the window or something.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, they're okay Bippinist lifestyle out here.
Musicals, Movies, and Rent
Speaker 1They separate it's like scammers and Absolutely yeah, but you supposed to go to the Bay next, so hopefully he goes to nations. I. When they start these was still open nations. Yeah nations is a burger joint.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1It's a. It's a burger joint. I hope he goes to El Paso or it gets a burrito.
Speaker 3Right next to I don't know where they go.
Speaker 1I don't know where they gonna send him.
Speaker 3Yeah, we need to see what that thing hitting on. Okay, hey, salute the key flee. They went out out there to baby.
Speaker 1Long as you know salmon, I'll pay attention to the review.
Speaker 3I think that. I think that's it.
Speaker 1I think he's done with that, because I don't know, because there's a lot of, there's a lot of seafood in the Bay, because it's the Bay that makes sense that makes Long as they really salmon. Don't know how that's even a thing.
Speaker 3I think they made that up just for him, just just to see if he had eaten. Did y'all see this lady? Hello, hello. Did y'all see this lady? Okay, she put Kraft cheese on the bottom of a skillet, ramen noodles on top and then put shredded cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, butter and onions on on top and it all melted together and it made like a quiche. When she got through with it, she flipped it and it it made like a quiche.
Speaker 5That's make a plastic.
Speaker 1You said Kraft cheese and ramen. Plastic and no seasoning. She season or?
Speaker 5nothing, just cheese it.
Speaker 3Yeah, just cheese, oh cheese her ass gonna be clogged. Backed up. But yeah, I just think people make shit. They just make shit for him to eat and put a name on it. We're seeing Hamilton and ATO February. I think, okay, scruff, okay. You sound cultured, out here going to see Hamilton, I Still ain't seen that shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, but they don't have anything either. I just hear how good it is.
Speaker 3Yeah. I was like you, you seen a tail.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3Tell me how I hear cultured. Okay, if musicals be hard. What's the oh top five, wish, wish, not top five. Let me get. Give me top three, top three.
Speaker 2Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3I don't hear that last one you don't have a last one.
Speaker 2Oh Jesus, okay, who's?
Speaker 1in it. We don't speak sign language. We are not ASL fluent. Try again, try again. I don't know Mary Poppins. You never seen Mary Poppins. It's a great movie as a kid.
Speaker 3It's a great kid movie. I don't know.
Speaker 1I was putting hairspray in my list, you got grease. I was going to say. I thought about that too. I was like I got hairspray.
Speaker 2I didn't know that part was fighting.
Speaker 1Nobody said that.
Speaker 3That is musical.
Speaker 1That is musical, I don't know. They just made me watch the greatest showman.
Speaker 3I have not seen that.
Speaker 2I have not seen that.
Speaker 1I am biased. I am biased because Burlesque is one of my favorite movies Burlesque is going to have to take. You don't like the greatest showman.
Speaker 3It is really good, I am going to check that out. Grease is that shit. I fuck with Grease. I have never heard of Grease. I never heard of Grease. I have never heard of Grease. I felt for her when that lady died.
Speaker 2I didn't know her name.
Speaker 3She died in real life. I don't know if it is a musical it is called cry baby.
Speaker 1Yeah, nobody put crybaby in the corner. White girl with like the thin black eyeliner and the blonde hair and a cross-eyed and she looked like that one Gremlin. What's that one? Really bad.
Speaker 3Nobody.
Speaker 5Fuck it right. Cry baby, that nigga oh.
Speaker 1Sweetie Todd. Sweetie Todd is a good one too. Yes, yes, johnny.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Like musicals. I don't know why people don't like them musicals are hard like I fuck with them.
Speaker 3Now, okay, there's okay. Okay, I I don't know if this will make sense I like musicals, but I don't like Plays that are musicals. If that kind of makes sense, I like. I like the movie. I like it when it's in a movie setting. I don't like it when it's a play.
Speaker 5Wow, I don't like that.
Speaker 3To me it depends on the play. It would depend on what the play is, like cats. I don't want to see that. Have no desire to see what cats is.
Speaker 1What about rent. Have you ever seen it?
Speaker 3Okay, I heard too many jokes about rent. Yeah, see, I heard too many jokes. I didn't know, I didn't know. Rent was like that, it was what was it. Was it literally about paying rent? No, you written a written time here like what's it, what is rent? I don't know what's it? The whiz.
Speaker 1I've never watched the whiz. Don't do that. Don't do that. Put them back in your head. I said it under my breath and if she down there, she jumped up. Your eyeballs came out and she jumped up Like she felt the jolt of the light of electricity.
Speaker 2I didn't say nothing.
Speaker 1No, your whole body. You ain't said nothing. You can speak a sign language as whole show. So you said a lot just there.
Speaker 2No, I said I wasn't gonna try to fight you with them, I was just. It was just a reaction.
Speaker 3But no, no time to fight. I just, I was surprised. I just assumed that you had seen the whiz.
Speaker 5For some reason I feel like that's right, because I've never thought this.
Speaker 3I've never thought this, ever until you said it. I'm like that yeah, I have no other reason.
Speaker 5You could be racist again, is that?
Speaker 3race. That's not racist. It's not racist.
Speaker 1No, that's not. That's not racist, that's.
Speaker 3that might be a stereotype, but any racist oh okay, okay, I'm like wait a minute, that's not, it's a, but rents about eight. Yeah, I'm not watching that. Why would I want to watch?
Speaker 2that.
Speaker 3Why would I want to watch that?
Speaker 1It's actually pretty okay. I mean okay, so wait. So, since you don't like the plays, but you, you prefer movies, you don't like any of medias plays.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1The plays are so much better than the movies.
Speaker 3They make me sick.
Speaker 1Okay, all right, I've seen team.
Speaker 3I've seen team America. Have you all seen team America?
Speaker 1No, that sounds like one of those lego movies. What is that?
Speaker 3Yeah something, it's a puppet movie. It's made of puppets.
Speaker 1That's okay. So I know which one you're talking about. I never watched it, but I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3And they in the in the opening scenes. They were at a play called rent and the song that they were singing was like everybody has AIDS, a-a-a-aids like this. So that's how.
Speaker 5Like yo AIDS.
Speaker 3I'm never watching this movie. That's what I'm saying. I've seen so many jokes about this, about this play. Aids is in it like a bad co-star. So so what is what is rent about? I'm watching. Okay, so it says rent. In this musical set in the dawn of the 1990s, a group of new yorkers struggle with their careers, love, lives and the effects of AIDS epidemic on their community. Mark, an inspiring filmmaker, and roger, an hiv positive musician, scramble for money to pay rent to. So why, would I say, is this movie about rent?
Speaker 2It's not about rent.
Speaker 3It's legit about rent.
Speaker 1It's about surviving. That's what it is. It's. It's about survival.
Speaker 3They scrambled to pay money for, to get money for rent, and they're former roommate benny. Meanwhile their friend tom, a professor, has fallen for angel, who is slowly dying of AIDS.
Speaker 1It's about survival. It's about the struggle.
Speaker 3With a.
Speaker 1I mean, that sounds like a struggle to me, unless you magic jocelyn.
Speaker 2Hmm.
Speaker 3It would be a struggle.
Speaker 1So it's about struggle.
Speaker 3We gotta pay bills, I gotta pay rent. These songs ain't picking up streams. I need to pay rent. That's nuts. I'm gonna watch this shit, legit, gonna watch you Shit you should.
Speaker 1The acting is good, the songs are. You know it's. Oh, you know which one. What is that one? I can't think the name of it. It's got queen Latifa in it. It is got who's the lady that played.
Speaker 1No, you said that was so much confidence I almost don't want to say no. No, it's got, uh, catherine Zeta Jones and then it's got renais Elwiger I think that's how you say that white lady name. She always turning red and everything she in. Is it Boston? What is the name of that? Damn, that one was good, that was a musical too, and they in jail. She like in jail. Um, what is the name of that? One was good? Queen spell Latifa. Guess you spell like a sound.
Speaker 3You and I T why.
Speaker 1Who you calling up Chicago? You calling up Chicago. I think I said Boston, I know it was a city. There you go. Oh I didn't hear you. I'm sorry, friend. Yeah, boston, chicago, same fucking difference.
Speaker 3Anyway, I I didn't hear you, latif.
Speaker 1That's not how you spell it. No live wire. No live wire. Correct Latif ah.
Speaker 3You know them phonetically.
Speaker 2I don't know?
Speaker 3No, they didn't. Come on man, that'd be wild. A musical based off of cat Williams interview. Come on down.
Speaker 1Who don't play Shannon shark Wesley's night? That's actually why you look around around the mic at me.
Speaker 3You could that was good For you to be shooting off the hip. That's really good. That's good. That's good casting.
Speaker 1That's not that casting. But y'all do also realize he's another one who's been in a dress.
Speaker 3Yes, he has he has. But but he is not a comedian.
Speaker 1He's not, so does this only stick with comedians? This doesn't. This doesn't go for the actors either.
Speaker 3No, it just goes for comedians.
Speaker 1So don't they don't hold true against Jamie Foxx, that's tough.
Speaker 3That's, that's tough. I don't I don't know how to call that one. I mean, I think he's more of a.
Speaker 1Damian Wayne's David Allen Greer all of the cast of living color. I'm sorry to say that.
Speaker 3Um. It was an address all of the men. Had characters.
Speaker 3I just never understood that. Like I don't know. It's wild to me. I like it. Just like I don't understand why there's Straight men playing gay characters. Like I don't understand that shit. Okay, that's like that's like a black man Playing a white man or something like. It's so many. I mean the way the brothers played white women. That shit was funny, though that that's, that's oh now we're okay, now it's okay, now it's okay, that's genius, that's comedy, comedic genius it was it was quite funny but as far as like Like to do from the pink, what's that show?
Speaker 1the pink.
Speaker 3Yeah, the pink with the strippers.
Speaker 1So that dude, that dude would if he really gay in real life.
Speaker 3You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1No, that's what I'm saying he's not, he plays that role really well.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying. So why does it have to be? It's so many gay people, it's a whole community. Why isn't there a prominent gay black male actor? Why does it got to be a straight man? Who's a?
Speaker 1gay male actor, give me one what's?
Speaker 3that dude? What's that dude that jump around? Uh, dark skin dude, short dude.
Speaker 1Dark skin and short. I need a little bit more, really man, what's that? And jumps. You could be talking about the nigga that was in court, for all I know. I don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3Watch, watch one google dark Okay short Dark black man.
Speaker 1I'm mad. This is how you're putting this in google. That's not what you're typing in google short With nails with nails exactly what I put. Okay when a google come back with. What did they come back with, if they? Come back.
Speaker 3Show me pictures.
Speaker 1What are you playing?
Speaker 3They're just showing me mad pictures.
Speaker 1Oh, you talking about the man from pose Boom. See, first of all, don't do my boy.
Speaker 5Providence black man.
Speaker 2So what is he supposed to do?
Speaker 1play all the gay black male roles, because there's not a lot of them.
Speaker 3There's mad of them. They're all in the movies and tv. There's everything. It's random shit. There's probably one in rent, I'm sure of it.
Speaker 1It's mad man in rent. Yeah, the black dude in rent. He not gay in real life, he's straight.
Representation and Diversity in Media
Speaker 3I watched. There's a show on netflix called obliter, obliterated, obliterated yeah, the black dude in there gay as fuck. For what? No reason, none whatsoever. They're sb, the usa super agents. And that nigga gay as fuck.
Speaker 1So yeah, super agents can't be gay.
Speaker 3What does that have to do With the story? This has nothing to do with you killing nobody Like this. Nigga just randomly was getting hit in the shower and his friend found out. It was like what, what?
Speaker 1led up to that scene.
Speaker 3Because they're bad asses. They're, like all macho masculine, like bad asses.
Speaker 1So he's a masculine gay man that was getting. He was getting some head.
Speaker 3Getting some head, I mean make sense to me if we find out this man is not gay in real life. I don't understand why you just can't find a gay man. Why does it have to be actors playing a gay role in order for this?
Speaker 1I hear you, but that's almost saying like, why did they let Hayley play the little mermaid when they could have gotten a white mermaid?
Speaker 2There's a reason.
Speaker 1You're an actor. You're an actor, you portray and you pretend and you you fulfill a role. Sometimes it's um, sometimes it's uh, what do you call it? A? Um, jesus, I just lost my word. It's a made-up role. It's a. You know, the character is written to, it's not no. So sometimes there's real people, right, sometimes you're playing the role of an actual person, but a lot of times these, these characters and these roles they've just made up of the top of whoever the writer's head is, somebody has to play the role. Why wouldn't they hire an actor who is a professional at pretending to play the role fictional? Thank you, live wire. Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3I get it to a certain extent. Okay, because gay is not a fiction, it's a reality.
Speaker 3Gay is a, is a is a life like a mermaid, I get it. A vampire, I get it. I don't care about none of that. It's when you become, when you start throwing real-life things, like lifestyles, into fictional scenarios, and it's like, like, when you start throwing racism as far as, like, black people getting treated a certain way, it could be an, a fictional setting, yeah, but I don't. I wouldn't believe it if it was a white person Pretending to be black or acting to be black. I just be like, uh. So when you watch the time to kill, you mean to tell me that, them, that, that uh.
Speaker 1Donald Sutherland and what's his name playing them roles at him. Two boys. They did what they did to that little girl. Did it to him. Two boys. They did what they did to that little girl. Didn't come off as believable.
Speaker 3Oh, 100%. Yeah, it did, it did, it did, it did. But how long ago? When was that?
Speaker 1What? What difference does that make?
Speaker 3Because now speaks to the statement we just throw gay people everywhere.
Speaker 1Not throwing gay people.
Speaker 3We sprinkle, sprinkle them everywhere. Here we go, time to kill.
Speaker 1You get a gay person. You get a gay person. Here's a little gay for you. Like what?
Speaker 3In the middle of all that, mom, I don't know what I actually like what, like what is happening.
Speaker 1I had. So let me ask you a question. Hey, legends, much love. I got a question. So think back to a time and this was a time before me and you, you were people who look like me and you weren't on on tv or in a lot of movies. Right, it just it wasn't. It wasn't the norm, it wasn't accepted and I guarantee you, there was a lot of people sitting around saying why they sprinkling all these black people on us, why everything gotta have a black person for show? Eventually, now we are where we are, we have representation and we have our roles and our, our characters and all those things. Do you, do you feel like or do you think that, um, the Laquat community shouldn't get the opportunity to be?
Speaker 5Hmm.
Speaker 1It's so many letters I ain't got. And now they got exponents and they got remanders. They didn't carry the ones and I don't know. So, um, you make me forget my question.
Speaker 5Go ahead, my bad, my bad.
Speaker 1But do you think that maybe it feels like that because for so many years they were not represented or shown on television and now it feels like it's just like a whole, like just bombardment of them everywhere? And I hate to say, excuse me, I hate to say them y'all people too, I know y'all people too, but they for that they them. Yeah, don't get me started with that shit.
Speaker 5We're.
Speaker 1But yeah, I think everything falls under queer, and it was just crazy because queer used to be a derogatory term, but now y'all embrace it. I guess that's like y'all nigga, I don't know. But my question the other one is the F one, what's the other one, f?
Speaker 3one. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1Oh, the F one, the pile of wood.
Speaker 3It's a yeah cigarette or a pile of wood. There you go.
Speaker 1Yeah, that would still derogatory. Yeah, that's the nigga you say that is it no but the reason I said I said maybe queer is they nigga, because they like embraced it and now they use it just like how black people you see what I'm saying yeah, yeah, Okay, got you got you.
Speaker 3I don't Okay, so, okay, boom. So, like you said, there's no prominent gay, LGBTQ type actors or actresses out there, whereas in the black community or in black culture there was. There were prominent actors, there were prominent writers, there were prominent actresses, song, song singers, songwriters, all that good stuff we were being stolen from, whereas the LGBTQ they're not. They're just really. It's like icing on top. I'm not saying one is, it's not a struggle, struggle Olympics. You know, I'm not trying to say one is better than the other or one struggle.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 3Other, but I think it's different because ultimately, we really shouldn't be worried about what you do at night.
Speaker 1That's it Unless I get that. No, I get that unless it's relevant to the storyline. I understand, I totally understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3And I'm a firm believer in. I don't think sexual scenes. Sex scenes should be in movies. I did their pointless. I don't get them, I don't understand them, they don't, they don't add to the story.
Speaker 1for me Like seeing you hunt for me, depending on who acting them. That's a few of them. A few of them say that I'm like I don't know what to tell you, but it's like Jason's lyric. It was a scene in there. I was definitely fucking with.
Speaker 3Did it add to the story?
Speaker 1Yeah, it added to my experience. I don't give a shit about the story.
Speaker 3I'm saying I'm not really yeah, but I get what? You're saying yeah, because that stuff I just be like when it comes on. I'm like we get it, you're not doing it. Yeah, monster's ball.
Speaker 1Monster's ball.
Speaker 3That shit was crazy Unexpected. Reading the IBM DB shit on it, I wouldn't expect that scene to be in there.
Speaker 1They did it for real too, right, didn't her and him do it for real?
Speaker 2That's the rumor.
Speaker 5And it kind of looked like it and the angle that shot it from.
Speaker 3it was like under the table, under Like the angle they shot it from. It looked like there was like a roof in the real.
Speaker 1So Billy Bob didn't have some bad ones, I don't know how. Salute to him.
Speaker 3Salute. So is that a win? Is that a win for Holly Berry? That's, that's a win for her to Billy.
Speaker 1Bob, billy Bob.
Speaker 3Yeah, hmm, plot thickens.
Speaker 1I mean, it got her her ward, it finally got her an award. It's just crazy that it took my white man to get one, but the irony.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1She has.
Speaker 3She really has.
Speaker 1Her being a crackhead losing Isaiah. That was a good movie. She should have got something for that.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, but it wasn't until she showed her titties and swordfish. Everybody was like oh man.
Speaker 1Hey them. Titties was a ward worthy.
Speaker 3She shouldn't have gotten the word for that, a one since day one.
Speaker 1She's not had any kids out of her snatch Right.
Speaker 2She's only a doctor, am I correct?
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, and I've been tainted by a child.
Speaker 3Not at all. This is wow. Delicious, oh so. Howdy road to the occasion.
Speaker 2Rose to the occasion and that's really, she really did.
Speaker 3She really did that. I felt like some of them scenes in insecure. I felt like they was really fucking. That's what I was thinking. I felt like they was really fucking.
Speaker 1That's definitely fucked up. They go in that couch. I don't care what nobody say.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, I really, I feel like yes.
Speaker 1Mm, hmm, mm, hmm, him coming in her face that she would live. But that was so funny. I'm sorry, I love you so much respect, I love you, but that's what's funny.
Discussion on Music Industry Trends
Speaker 3What, what, the hell.
Speaker 2No, I'm laughing, I would die.
Speaker 1Are you dying? This is her laughing in sign language. I don't think she got much voice today, so you gotta, you gotta, watch her.
Speaker 5Produce Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like Like.
Speaker 2Like, like, like, like Like.
Speaker 3Like, like, like, like, like I don't know, like I don't know, or Like, like it doesn't matter, like, like I don't do sexy in such sexy, I just I don't. So you don't think those extensions should have been insecure? It don't? They didn't know. I feel like those were place fillers, like, as far as creativity is concerned, like you could just fade the black. I already know what you about to do. You've already if the right and was so good and insecure. I know what is about to happen.
Speaker 1You want to leave something up to the imagination, just a little bit just a little bit like they be showing full out.
Speaker 3Insecure is only 30 minutes. It'd be a good 10 15 of sex scenes Like guy, at least boy. Same same with power. Power was the same way. Power every, every, every, every other episode was a sex scene. It was a ghost in and that fucking Val quest like the FBI chick fucking. I never watched power, so oh man, that shit was classic, that's. That's great cinema.
Speaker 1I've been forced to watch force, so I've been watching that. Force is Tommy, it's Tommy's book.
Speaker 3I don't watch. I don't watch Tommy. Yeah, yeah, I don't like. I like Tommy, but I don't like them by themselves. I don't like that story. I Watched the first, first few episodes of it. I was like I'm just fall back. Where's ghost that? I just want Bring ghosts back.
Speaker 1I like it, yes, but what it is?
Speaker 350 did good with the universe, though I give them that you really did good with that. That shit's fired. The fact that he created a universe Amazing.
Speaker 1You know, here asshole, here really smart business man 50 is hilarious to me question though. Yeah speaking of 50. So job rule has this new record deal. I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck this man is gonna wrap about it 62 years, oh, but that's besides the point. Um, he's got this new million dollar record deal. Do not know what he has to say. That's gonna be worth millions of dollars. How bad do you think 50 is about to troll him through this whole process?
Speaker 3He's not even 50. That's, that's the grid, that's what I thought. Y'all rules 47 years.
Speaker 1No, he's 50, 62. He did time in prison, that's you got to add them years and then was double them them years. That's that's. That's not just one year. That's a lot of time. He's Okay. I know he's not 62. I'm just saying I Just don't see what he has to wrap about at his age. That's worth millions. I.
Speaker 3Shanti is pregnant, so I don't know what. I don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1That has nothing to do with him.
Speaker 3It has everything.
Speaker 1Ergotty. Ergotty is probably over there in the corner rocking back and forth, crying.
Speaker 3But he need, he need a shanti because Ha, ha, ha but would I be? With him, baby yeah. When he went there. When he went there when he was solo, I mean.
Speaker 5I went, he went there, but when he was, solo ha, ha ha.
Speaker 1It was either with y'all rule or with what's that girl name that don't nobody like JLo. His biggest hits were with the two of them.
Speaker 3Nobody like JLo.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no. I'm saying his biggest hits. No live wire, say I wrote for you. Biggest fame was with the shanti, is with a shanti and JLo by himself. I came.
Speaker 3It was always. All I know is holla, holla. That's the only song I know by himself.
Speaker 1Every other song you give him this record deal Don't listen to rap music.
Speaker 3He's featured with somebody else. Even like, everything can I get a hahaha.
Speaker 1I.
Speaker 2Mm-mm no.
Speaker 3Jaru's like Todd dollar sign solo trash. But Adam to a feature is a bop, that's, that's. That's true. Let's just say, I mean, let's just say this if Jaru has key features Mm-hmm, he had a fan base yeah, I mean, if he can get a shanti, which I'm sure he can get, if he get fat Joe, I think there's gonna be a old nigga album.
Speaker 1It's just gonna be a old nigga, yeah, joe or skinner Jada, but either way it's the same person. Um, I Mean I showed you been on tour for the last 30 years singing the same two albums, so I Guess if she could make that work. John rule could probably make a new album work. John rule, better stay away from Drake. No, that would not hit. That doesn't even go together, drake and John rule.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 3Drake would never I hope that I hope.
Speaker 2And.
Speaker 1I bet you, if he thinks about it, 50 cent. Go pay him even more not to do it.
Speaker 3Yeah, and Drake has taken a hiatus from music. I don't see this happening If they take the act yeah, they take it overseas they're definitely make more money, but I don't.
Speaker 1Rule could do us some when he could do someone soja boy or blue face. Leave Drake alone. I don't think so with with blue face and genre, what's I like trash.
Speaker 2About it no.
Speaker 3What's the hit at?
Speaker 2Blue face and you just have blue face and run the whole song anyway blue face baby.
Speaker 3How do you deserve another Grammy? I mean not a Grammy Oscar or so many levels on many levels. Yeah, she, I thought she got a Oscar for monster ball. Yeah, that's what she did. She got. She got it from us about yeah, that's what she got her first one.
Speaker 1I don't know if she's got any more, but that was the first one yeah.
Speaker 3Sure fish, you showed her titties that she was fire.
Speaker 1Definitely. She got in the war for that a plaque some just a plaque, toes magical titties was tidying them. Titties was tidying Everything about them. Titties was just perfect the areola to Titty ratio, the nipple to areola ratio, like everything was just Sky. Daddy did a little more, put a little more time in them titties. I'm mad it took her that long to show us. That's my problem, why you wait to use them there, old, to show us that shit. Why you show us that in boomerang yeah they was gorgeous.
Speaker 3Lala should have gotten an award for that public release on pop. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Lala got butt ass naked on power. She's thick up.
Speaker 1That was you go with this, saying again I'm a thick up now.
Speaker 3I'll be talking about titties, like it's a tic-tac, like that's more.
Speaker 1Holly definitely in that movie had way more than a mouthful.
Speaker 3Yeah yeah. Drake is good at reading scripts and remembering lines. Ja Rule actually work with real rappers. Shout out to Holly Berry Swartz for this city.
Speaker 1Yeah okay, so let's do this. Who you think Ja Rule is gonna have, who you think he's gonna have, featured on his album?
Speaker 3French Montana, fat Joe. Okay, some of the new kids. What's the? What's the? Uh, what's the new nigga? Shit key Glock. It's gonna be random niggas, I think you gonna have an elite chopper on there.
Speaker 1Yeah, just random. Oh you in the studio today here, drop some bars.
Speaker 3The same niggas just Album. And if did he wasn't in trouble, he'd probably be there. Little oozy for sure. Yep Lil Uzi, it's just the niggas. You know, you know they're gonna be there and they were like, oh, we got to celebrate.
Speaker 1Ja Rule feature Coley Ray.
Speaker 3That's a fucking bar. That's probably gonna be fire. They're probably gonna do a what's love remix.
Speaker 5He's gonna hit it, got to do.
Speaker 1Please tell him we don't do remixes like that, no more. They stop doing that, just make a new fucking song.
Speaker 3No, that's exactly what they do. That's exactly what I think NLE chopper had, like a tip drill. Oh, let me see if I'm not Are you serious, dead ass tip drill. I don't know what that? Okay, let's see, still tipping, come on freestyle. Oh no, so you took this, he did some tip drill shit, but this is what they're doing.
Speaker 1So I get that they're taking old beats and putting new songs over. That's still not a remix, that's a sample.
Speaker 3Is it a sample if you take the actual song and just wrap over it again and then add that's all did.
Speaker 1He did his whole career was sample Sample old school beats. Sing and rap over them Ah it hurts my heart.
Speaker 3I hate it.
Speaker 2I hate it with a passion.
Speaker 3I don't like it. I don't like it because I still play you, still to this day, like the artist is still alive, slim thug is here very much so, very much so like what. So I don't know, I don't really rock with it, but Somebody typing Amy, one, two, three, not it. Me, I got.
John Legend, Bruno Mars, and Definitions
Speaker 1I can hear it somebody typing literally somebody is typing. Yeah, it's still my me.
Speaker 3It's like texting the shit out of this day.
Speaker 1Let me.
Speaker 3Video will be hurt. Twerking First of all. I like Corley.
Speaker 1Ray Got nothing to twerk.
Speaker 3Wait, wait, wait wait she got no answer.
Speaker 1Her daddy got no neck, oh, it's just life. He came shrugged, she came twerk. You imagine life not being able to say I don't know. You imagine what that's like you know what? No, oh shit, sorry, oh my bad.
Speaker 5You're right Yep.
Speaker 1Okay, sure get off. Let me sure get off.
Speaker 3That's how I know I can't act. I couldn't be in like a comedy or something like that, because I would just I couldn't keep it together.
Speaker 2I couldn't. I'm always gonna crack the back.
Speaker 3That's. It's never been a desire of mine to be an actor, a comedic actor at that.
Speaker 2But I love doing improv but I lose at doing.
Speaker 3I can't say I'm done, John legend and job I'm done, bro Nah and DJ Khaled. First of all, I don't fuck with John legend. That's first and foremost. What y'all like John legend we're just ordinary people. I don't know what you mean. And what's another song? Take it slow.
Speaker 1Oh, that one song where they having a PDA. I love that song when him and the girl and they are supposed to be together and they out there together. I love that song.
Speaker 2I like Maxine. You said Maxine. Yeah, maxine, you don't like John Legend. No, I don't. John Legend is one of the worst, oh, let me give you a little bit of a hint.
Speaker 1Oh, you say perm and imperfections. I don't know the words. Oh you're a perm and miss and edges.
Speaker 5I don't know the words.
Speaker 1I just know the term.
Speaker 3I'm pretty sure that's what he says. So seeing how you don't like men's falsettos, you enjoy his.
Speaker 1His falsetto. What's on his? He do falsetto the one you just singing.
Speaker 3He does falsetto in that he hit him that high note. And you know why it don't sound real falsetto? Because it sound real ashy, and that's.
Speaker 2He needs to moisturize his falsetto.
Speaker 1Oh okay, hold on, because I can't, oh girl me either. What part does he hit? A falsetto?
Speaker 5He's real ashy, here you go.
Speaker 1Oh, this part here coming up.
Speaker 5Because I give you what Can you give me?
Speaker 3Not even a false. That is trash. Is that what he said?
Speaker 1Yeah, Okay good, I know some words, I'm better at this. Tammy. Tammy wouldn't know that it is Tammy. Don't have no words, don't tell her. I told you she.
Speaker 3I don't like it. His voice is just very ashy and I don't like it. Like Eating a bunch of biscuits and decided to get on the mic and saying I don't hear any of that.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3No, he don't sound slavish to you at all.
Speaker 1Hello, hello, like Slave age, like yeah Negro spiritual.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1He now that you've said it yes, listen.
Speaker 5I like this song. I fucked with this song. I like this song. Oh, oh, I like this song. I got something new for you.
Speaker 1He does give, like Uber corny. He's married to Chrissy Teigen, so I don't know what else I expect.
Speaker 3Where does she come from?
Speaker 1I don't know, but I wish she would go back.
Speaker 3When the stuffer bags wherever she came from.
Speaker 1I don't like her.
Speaker 3Let's go under there. His second album was all right. His first one I fucked with heavy. I like save room. Save room was my shit. It was real.
Speaker 1I like this song.
Speaker 3I love that song.
Speaker 2I do like green light.
Speaker 1Give me the green light yeah.
Speaker 3I can sing for shit, I like all these. I don't like him.
Speaker 1These are not giving new age Negro spiritual though.
Speaker 3It's exactly what that's giving. I got something new for you.
Speaker 1I think he's a crooner.
Speaker 2That might be why.
Speaker 1Now that I've said that, I think he is a crooner, that might be why he sounds like that. He definitely has a voice for it.
Speaker 3You had the new John Legend song. I thought you liked John Legend Wonder Woman. Let's see what this is.
Speaker 5I've never heard this. I don't know.
Speaker 4Extra Ashy, when I'm lost, when I'm low, how do you always know?
Speaker 5Oh, you're right there to save me at the end of my road.
Speaker 3No, give me Bruno Mars. I don't want to hear that, I don't want to splash.
Speaker 5I kind of liked it.
Speaker 3You liked that. You like that over Bruno.
Speaker 1No, I'm a die-hard Bruno Mars fan. It ain't too many people. I'm taking over Bruno Mars. I love that little man. Maybe I do like pockette men. I love some Bruno Mars. And then him, him and what's the little funky boy name with the crazy ass, twin ass, baby daddy and that crazy ass story and all of that shit that happened Anderson.
Speaker 3Peck, I just like for me to try and tell you.
Speaker 1But I'm gonna tell you was Google Anderson packs daddy and the story he's, that's an identical twin. Okay and then did some real diabolical identical twin shit. Okay, I'm gonna take that out literally literally that's kind of a good twin, and then there's a bad twin.
Speaker 3Okay, and then?
Speaker 1there's a y'all, don't know which one of us is which, so we gonna flip rolls you. Just you have to read the story. Yes, it's a good story. Wow, wow, not a little Mars.
Speaker 3Yeah, I take.
Speaker 1John.
Speaker 3I mean a Bruno Mars over John legend and Bruno is a. Little cokehead, I fuck with him.
Speaker 1Hello, Hello. I don't really fuck, just cuz you get caught one time. Don't make that it. He might have just been trying it, oh.
Speaker 3So you could just try coke you can try sucking dick.
Speaker 1You can try dick in the ass, you can. You can try all kinds of shit that don't make you a professional.
Speaker 5Hello.
Speaker 3Good song? No, this one John legend. Oh splash, retired dollar sign. And Because I don't want to talk about trying dick and none of that stuff, I Don't, I don't want to talk about it. We're gonna talk about this song the point I'm making.
Speaker 1You can try something once that don't make you a professional, like if I drive a race car, that don't make me a NASCAR driver. That just means I tried driving a NASCAR.
Speaker 3Okay, if you just try cocaine once if you kill somebody once, then what'd that make you a? Murder whoa, that's what they say in jail.
Exploring Substance Use and Sensitivity
Speaker 1Now McKillan? Yeah, one time, but just one time. Though. The first time my daddy did crack, he was not automatically a crack it. It took the second time and the continuation to be a crack head. That first time was a sample.
Speaker 3So it's Sam's club. You just walk around just like.
Speaker 1That first time. That first time was a sample, cuz he didn't he what if he did it that one time and never tried it again? Right, I wouldn't be able to call my daddy a crackhead. I would just be able to say, yeah, my dad tried, tried crack, but my dad continued smoking it. Therefore Crack head.
Speaker 3Okay, so if I, braid hair one time.
Speaker 1That don't make me a braider, I just braided hair once.
Speaker 3So these things only pertain to certain actions, because give me Okay, so I gave you the killer. So if you steal something once, you're not a thief, you just stole something once, that's, that's that's the candy bar when I was a kid.
Speaker 1But I'm not a thief, I Just wanted a three month's good years.
Speaker 3Mmm, you make a valid points here. I don't have the argument. I don't have a counter argument there.
Speaker 1Do through life like being real shit. No jokes I know I make a lot of jokes, but real shit. Throughout life you do shit. You do all kind of shit, right, some shit you just try once and you never fuck with it again. That does not make you, you know. I mean that does not make you a pro or whatever at that. You can't be labeled that particular thing. You just you gave her to try. If you keep doing this shit, that's different.
Speaker 3Okay, okay.
Speaker 1At least, that's how I see it.
Speaker 3So if you sniff? If so, how many lines of coke can you sniff before you are considered a Cokehead?
Speaker 1was this all in the same day?
Speaker 3Yes, all that like a function set a party isn't notice is the day you tried it.
Speaker 1Yeah now if you turn around tomorrow and do this shit again after the party in a whole new setting.
Speaker 3So if you sniff, let's say four, five lines of coke.
Speaker 1Okay. Saturday you got a lot of money if you can sniff four, five lines of coke on Saturday night.
Speaker 3Hey, your friend is very liberal. He's just free with it.
Speaker 1He chops it up, he's rich too, because that is a rich man's drug.
Speaker 3It is that it is Chops it up you like here. First four, you can have them.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3You knock them out, so you're not a cokehead if you never go back and do that again.
Speaker 1No, you tried it that night. Okay, it was all one incident, it was all one occurrence, so you tried it. That's like if you asked me about the first time I smoked weed. We passed the blood around and I probably hit that blood maybe six times, but I wasn't a weed, I was just trying it. I feel like I'm making a point. You are you are.
Speaker 3but I'm just like, I'm trying to find a counterpoint here. I'm just like wait, I know it's one to be made, but I'm not thinking clearly, because it's just like okay, how many times before you try something? Like, how many times do you try something? Once so it's just once. So if the blunt went around once, you should have got up and walked away, right, but you did no, so you stayed in one session.
Speaker 1Yes, that session counts as one time. It was the same blood. It was the same blood, so it was one time, but it was the same blood. I Think what you're saying. I'm just saying don't say me. I Was the same blood, so I think I was just one time.
Speaker 3I fuck with it because I do. I do get what you saying. That logic makes sense Like okay, okay, if you have sex one time, I can't go with grits. There are certain acceptable lines in society to make the effort to find Crack after thinking let me smoke some, let me smoke this crack you go.
Speaker 1So I get what he's saying, because I have that same logic about cigarettes. I really don't know how new cigarette smokers are created. I really question it, however. However, if you just try one cigarette and you complete the whole cigarette, all however many drags it takes to finish it, I'm still like I'll call you a cigarette smoker. I'm afraid you tried smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's true. Okay, that's true, and I guess because I've never smoked crack.
Speaker 1So class.
Speaker 3I can't say I'm like that's just not really addictive, you know.
Speaker 1I know another. I know another crackhead. Okay, I know another crackhead and she told me the story about the first time she tried smoking crack. She said she didn't get that high, it didn't hit her, it didn't do none of that stuff and she really didn't have no desire to try it again. And she says she went Almost a whole year a home just a whole year about her life and some stressful fucking shit happened. And she knocked on her the drug dealers door because he lived in the same apartment building as her. Down the hall, she said. She said she and he gave her some different shit. She said this shit took the moon out the sky and put it in her bedroom with her and that was the shit that got her addicted to it. So I don't know. I've never smoked crack. Every time I've tried to talk to my dad about crack smoking he gets real sensitive about it. I don't know how you can be sensitive about being a crackhead, so I don't get much answers.
Speaker 3I want to laugh, but I don't go for it, you can laugh.
Speaker 1Speaking of it's his birthday today, my daddy birthday, happy birthday.
Speaker 3How, how? Okay, I don't, I don't. We can save for another episode, that's he's sensitive about it my father is extremely Sensitive.
Speaker 1I don't even know he's a capricorn. You know they'd be sensitive. I know you don't do the whole zodiac thing, but I'm telling you he's very sensitive, like my dad is sensitive to the point, and I don't know if crack did this to him, but I remember he got sad one day and he sat on the couch and he ate $8,270. Ate it as he cried because he was upset.
Speaker 3The physical he wasn't high.
Speaker 1at the time he was sober.
Speaker 3No the physical Money.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So, yeah, he's extremely sensitive, so I don't, well, I can't talk to him now. He's a coma. This is his second birthday and his coma, so he no conversations. But this sounds like a tragic story y'all, but I promise y'all it's really not. It sounds horrible for me to say this.
Speaker 5We got the weapons. Taste those thighs, make them touch the sky, purely touched, like you like and every time I. How does this happen?
Speaker 1I don't know. I don't know Cause we were talking about crack.
Speaker 3And he's the closest crack hand to me.
Speaker 1He's the closest crack hand to me.
Speaker 5I just know Okay.
Speaker 3I want to talk about this some more next Saturday, seriously.
Speaker 1Oh no, we can do that. I feel no kind of way. I'm not sensitive, I ain't got a like. The story about my father is one that yeah, anytime you got questions.
Speaker 3Yes, we have to talk. Me of course we're gonna get up out of here. It is about that time. Thank y'all, thank y'all for joining us. Man, big tam-tam with this Sign language. You, you were really clutch, hela, clutch the laughing. This is the signal for laughing.
Speaker 1Amanda, is that sign language for laughing for real though?
Speaker 3She just kept doing it.
Speaker 1It should look like she milked a cow. Like no, what is that?
Technical Difficulties During Show
Speaker 3mean, why is everybody? I wish y'all could see what I producers doing it. Y'all are doing it like what is this?
Speaker 1I'm trying to talk back to her, which is stupid because I know she can hear me Um, what it's about? 60% back, like I can move it like this. Anything other than this is going to hurt. But thank you so much, oh man.
Speaker 3Yeah, thank y'all for tuning in. We're about to get up out of here. Next Saturday come through for the come through 7pm. You know the fucking vibes. Uh, monday, not Monday. Tomorrow Sunday.
Speaker 5Tomorrow Sunday.
Speaker 3Yes. Join us on stereo On stereo Early in the morning. Yeah, yeah, join us on stereo Hela Ems Me Grits Tam you going to be there? I don't know.
Speaker 1You can't talk sign language on stereo. This you got your sound board. Though, you can use your sound board. Why is she not talking? She ain't got no voice. You ain't noticed this whole show? She has very little voice.
Speaker 3I can't hear you, Sam.
Speaker 1I can't hear her.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Nope, nope.
Speaker 3No sound. That's why we couldn't hear you. All right, so Just Nope Me. You.
Speaker 1Me and you. She's really talking right now, but we can't hear shit. You're saying to me.
Speaker 3Legit can't hear you. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1There's no sound coming from you.
Speaker 3We're going to get up out of here, man. Thank y'all for tuning in. Y'all have been great. Oh yeah, next week we're going to try to do a Gucha of the week that that comes to us, to a fan, a listener, a participant. In the comments we have the funniest comment and we will deem who the Gucha of the week is. But last week it was not last week.
Speaker 1I don't know why you're praying. Put your hands down. It was last week. It was gruff.
Speaker 3It was gruff, it was gruff, and so we're going to come up with one this week, and thank y'all for tuning in once again. Tammy spitting bars she rapping.
Speaker 5She looks like she's rapping the hardest, she's the hardest cypher of 2024.
Speaker 3Hey man, we up out of here. Thank y'all for tuning in and we are gone, bye y'all Good night. Y'all think Alicia Keys can sing.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 3Okay, she say. No, she say no.
Speaker 1Tammy said no. She say no, tammy said no. No that's not how you say no in sign language. Now you an emoji, okay.
Speaker 5Hey, we up out of here, man. Oh my God, Good night y'all.
