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Backup Partners and Double Standards

Speaker 1 1:10

And we are live. Oh my god, everybody's back.

Speaker 2 1:22

Welcome back.

Speaker 1 1:26

Hello, I had this for a great skuz.

Speaker 2 1:31

Oh.

Speaker 1 1:38

Bad there you go, there you go. We're gonna set these vibes one time for the one time. Man, y'all know how I go, let's go oh can y'all hear it Okay?

Speaker 4 2:12

Oh.

Speaker 1 2:30

Oh, I used to like it when they were rap like that, that little singy going down the store. Oh man, welcome to the no-shages, palm trees, pie guys, everybody, the team is back. We are assembled, the Avengers, whatever you want to call us Voltron Transformers, you know the vibes. Um producer said grits is boobin today. You have to tell her in the group. It's literally Cuz I saw her real quick.

Speaker 1 3:52

She should have put yes, that's what it should have been, cuz I'm just sitting over. Okay, grits is boobin day, oh Later, tell her later, my bad, sorry, not in the show, don't do that. Hey, mathew, what up? No man, my bad, she was killing me last week, killing me. I just couldn't take it. And it's just the stuff she says I'm like. Who thinks it is like, why, why?

Speaker 2 4:38

did you.

Speaker 1 4:41

As crazy to me.

Speaker 2 5:14

I.

Speaker 1 5:24

Listeners. I'm sorry for those that's, that's listening. Grits took off her little little jacket. She doing her thing today. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 5:36

Make me.

Speaker 1 5:43

So, it.

Speaker 2 5:45

Let you know that.

Speaker 4 5:56

I'm not making for the south.

Speaker 2 5:59

That's how they talking the south. Yeah, yeah, that's how they talk we go. Yeah, that's what my eyes said. I just that's a A.

Speaker 1 6:09

Niggas in the south. Is we kind of fucking lit, though I like it, we get compliment. Is we mean that shit? They compliment you to the black.

Speaker 2 6:20

Hey, starting red. What you holding. What you holding. What does that mean? I'm on the West Coast, I sound like a nigga. Ask you about my. I need to know. Yeah, no, they you know, never mind when you go, come down to Savannah. So we got. You need a certain experience. I feel like Savannah you would appreciate the dude, the West Coast so much more. I'm not going to go with the. I'm not going to go with the. I'm not going to go with the. I'm not going to go with the. I'm not going to go with the. I'm not going to go with the. I'm not going to go with the, the. I'm not going to go with the, the. The dude, west Coast so much more. Because Oakland niggas, the way you know how they talk, they got that.

Speaker 3 7:03

That temp is swag to. You know what I'm?

Speaker 2 7:04

saying Speak up while I'm talking to you. Baby, like what?

Speaker 3 7:10

Listen louder.

Speaker 2 7:12

Oh, I love, yeah, I love.

Speaker 4 7:17

Let me open slick talking Talking.

Speaker 2 7:19

No, it's not slow.

Speaker 1 7:22

It's different.

Speaker 2 7:23

It's different. It's different. Yeah, it's different. No, ok, I don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 1 7:31

Especially, it's really different from Atlanta. Atlanta is A world of its own.

Speaker 2 7:38

But is it five point? Hey, little shot.

Speaker 1 7:40

Yeah, a shot, hey, and come on, let me putt with you right quick, you know let me putt with you real quick.

Speaker 2 7:46

So I ain't got that much time. You got the most time. Let me just have it. Let me get happy.

Speaker 1 7:51

That had. Now that's you think.

Speaker 2 7:54

You know why we ain't got you. Take all Sorry what you think.

Speaker 1 7:59

That's. That's my favorite phrase. Damn, I'm sorry, thick up.

Speaker 2 8:04

What does that mean? You don't want to be picked. Now you pick up, yeah pick up.

Speaker 1 8:10

You don't understand. No, they get in five Five o'clock traffic. That's how I be. What? Okay, hey okay. Take it in Coal peanut butter.

Speaker 2 8:22

That's Tammy. I know that one. No, I know that one. See that Coal peanut butter. Don't spread, baby, I spread it everywhere. I mean hello. Can we start the show now, Wow.

Speaker 1 8:52

All that I can say. So, tammy, where you been, how you been, you been good Trilla.

Speaker 2 9:05

I'm here.

Speaker 1 9:06

There you go. There you go, shotty thinking the 285, after work, the five o'clock work Shit yeah.

Speaker 2 9:14

Is that the freeway?

Speaker 1 9:15

Yeah, stick up.

Speaker 2 9:17

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 9:18

Yeah.

Speaker 2 9:19

That's rush hour traffic.

Speaker 1 9:20

Yeah, that's, you might as well cancel Christmas. Get out, yeah, cancel Christmas. Yeah, you might as well cancel.

Speaker 2 9:27

I don't want to bitch, though. I got to cancel Christmas. Yes, that's the sound.

Speaker 4 9:31

That's amazing.

Speaker 2 9:32

I like Christmas yeah.

Speaker 4 9:34

I like.

Speaker 1 9:34

Christmas too.

Speaker 2 9:35

What they be thick up what does thick up mean I'm not the Google you?

Speaker 3 9:42

Yo picture going.

Speaker 4 9:43

What you talking about?

Speaker 2 9:44

I'm about to.

Speaker 4 9:47

She act like she didn't hurt you. She act like she, Hi Trilla. Oh yes, we're, we're urban.

Speaker 2 9:52

It's the one time. For the one time, let me.

Speaker 1 9:55

Oh, why is my picture right here Look?

Speaker 2 9:58

Oh, because it's me Okay, chic.

Speaker 1 10:02

I CC.

Speaker 2 10:07

I don't get it.

Speaker 1 10:08

Thick up.

Speaker 2 10:08

You got to. You got to act like a favorite, repeat some shit you supposed to just understand. You're supposed to know.

Speaker 1 10:15

You're supposed to know, just like, just like, when you don't know nobody. And you know, you know, reggie. No, no, reggie, no, reggie, reggie.

Speaker 2 10:23

You can't make them remember too. Now, baby, you remember him. Now you remember. You got to give something descriptive with a person you can like Reggie with the eye. Yeah, yeah, that Reggie. I know a Reggie with the eye.

Speaker 1 10:41

What kind of eye.

Speaker 2 10:42

You know that I don't forget we try to stand in the way to see where you posted stand Cause, read your item this way. Oh yeah, at Reggie, I know that, I know that, I know that.

Speaker 1 10:55

I know that I think it's only some bad Indeed. You said he could fix my car. There's always some random, some random shit.

Speaker 2 11:10

It is, it is. Bunny J that's how you do it. Hey boo, hey Bunny J.

Speaker 1 11:17

Hey, bunny J got on me last week Tell me I was here, I was, yeah, I was joking on, we're not joking.

Speaker 2 11:24

By the way. So you don't want to make, you don't want to get up there, yeah.

Relationship Dynamics and Advice for Daughters

Speaker 1 11:27

I was talking about skinny, skinny women. That's my bad, I don't know, don't do that, I'm a nurse, all right. I was like hey my bad, my bad, but I seen an article earlier today that said researchers say about 50% of women not you women, of course, but about 50% of y'all got backup. Oh, so okay, I'm sorry the message just came back up. Y'all have backup partners. And to that you say, for the on behalf of women is what you asking us.

Speaker 1 12:13

Is this true? Do y'all have friends that partake in such activities? And even a better question, a better question than that Should you be friends with somebody who doesn't live that you don't live that sort of lifestyle or you don't support it Like because I've seen women like be like you shouldn't be friends with?

Speaker 2 12:37

somebody who doesn't have a partner. Okay, damn, that's such a double standard If I say Low key is not, but then at the same time don't be out here talking about my man, my man, my man. When you got four men's you talk about, like I mean that's a difference, right? No, I mean I'm not saying we won't be friends, but I'm saying I'm very close on you and how you move. I mean I'm not saying we won't be friends with your man, because I'm like how you not see what's happening and if I'm friends with your man, then I just got to, I got to separate myself. Just I got back up. I got back up Because I'm not no snitch but I'm not no participants. There you go. I might not be a snitch, but I'm not going to participate in this.

Speaker 2 13:51

You're going to leave me out of it, because when you get caught, if this nigga come asking me, did I know If you're not coming? I heard something together. First of all, I don't know about that part. No, that's why you hear me. No, every friend group, I mean all the yellow holes. I think I'm holding it back, man, okay so.

Speaker 2 14:25

And I don't know how much you try to teach her and you keep around because you think she or trying to get her life together, Cause she maybe she's going through a phase, you know, type shit.

Speaker 1 14:35

How many times out of each nigga?

Speaker 2 14:40

Every breakup, she might be going through a whole phase. She just can't get right. Can't get right, not Can't get right. She's just can't get right, friend. She just can't get right.

Speaker 1 14:54

Hmm, um, I just think it's something to keep, okay. Okay, do y'all both have daughters?

Speaker 2 15:05

Have what.

Speaker 1 15:06

Daughters, daughters.

Speaker 2 15:08

Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 15:10

So, with that, what would you tell them? Would you tell them to have a backup? Or like, don't trust these niggas out here?

Speaker 2 15:19

Like boss is dating If she ain't got nothing locked in.

Speaker 1 15:23

No, no, no. Let's say she has a guy like one solid guy that she's been seeing like all through whatever.

Speaker 2 15:31

Why would you ask that? Because I'm well aware that people who are successful always have a plan B. Why would you ask me that? This man said he has a duck. Quite like a duck, it's a whole wing. What Well? I mean, yeah, duck does feel whole and spanky, I don't know. Okay, you want the reality of living answer or do you want the politically correct answer?

Speaker 1 16:04

Duck smells whole. In Spanish Exactly.

Speaker 2 16:07

She don't talk like some damn. Do you want the real answer After she doesn't say duck smell whole. Fuck that we can't even go back to the answer. Go back to how duck smell whole, how Spanish.

Speaker 1 16:18

Duque Duque, duques, duques Spanish.

Backup Plans and Cheating

Speaker 2 16:23

If you pronounce it right. So for now, when I see a whole, I'm gonna be like quack, quacking that bitch quack back. I know what's that? Quack back, all right, all right, like you ain't never heard a whole quack before, I've heard plenty of hoes, quack, hoes, quacking, baby quacking, okay, okay. So the advice to give our daughters while they're dating or while they're married, I feel like that's too different. Okay, so so they only level what they're doing in different stages.

Speaker 1 16:53

So we we have to define what dating is as well, because people don't everybody doesn't have the same idea of what dating is. I know some people think dating is one at a time. Some people think is that dating is multiple people, so it all depends, like, certain people that you date won't go on trips with you, but certain people that you date, y'all are dating exclusively. Like it's just so many stipulations, I don't. I don't know, I don't keep up with that shit. This is, it's just a lot. I don't have kids, so I'm just trying to figure out, like, what's the best way, cause if this gets found, like 10 years from now, I just, or 15 years from now, I just want you know.

Speaker 2 17:38

I'll say this A smart woman is always going to have a backup plan Damn Shit. And when I say that I'm clearly not very smart, however, I do know. I do know and we did we talk about this last week you know how like a woman will have male friends and they'll just you know, it'll just be, that's just my friend, and he will play the friend role.

Speaker 2 18:10

But, he's only playing the friend role until that opportunity arises for him to get an upgrade Right, Play the long game. That's that's. We know that they be doing that, we not stupid. That's semi a backup plan.

Speaker 1 18:28

I want to know the success rate of that.

Speaker 2 18:31

Of what Of them waiting the long game. Yeah, I think the long game. Cause women play the long game too Really.

Speaker 3 18:40

You had a long time I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 2 18:42

Yes, women play the long game too.

Speaker 1 18:45

That should be. I've only seen it one way.

Speaker 2 18:48

I've never seen it oh you've seen it the other way, but we are just so good at it that y'all don't realize that that's what we're doing it's almost like us with cheating. I know a lot of women, y'all are good at it, we cheat, we definitely cheat.

Speaker 1 19:01

Yeah, yeah, y'all kill that game.

Speaker 2 19:05

It's just easier on our ends.

Speaker 1 19:07

Yeah To yeah, it is, it's really. It's no denying that.

Speaker 2 19:15

Yeah. I'm not telling y'all to have a backup. I'm just saying if you smile.

Speaker 1 19:20

You gotta live your life. You gotta live your life out here.

Speaker 2 19:24

Live your life. You know everybody need a what you call it thing, a nest egg, a run, a rainy day fund.

Speaker 1 19:32

Mm-hmm, that's true. That's true now, mm-hmm, tammy.

Speaker 2 19:37

I was gonna tell, I was gonna tell my daughters they gonna be there, like it's, they gonna be there, yeah, in the bush. So Dick is not going anywhere, it will never. You can go nowhere. So you don't have to worry about like, about your whole, your whole is waiting. You never have to drop all your. They're going to be there in the bushes, waiting, isn't it good? They coming around? You still married, all right, it's been a couple years. Like they gonna be there, yeah, they ain't got to worry about that. I got a backup plan because they know it's there.

Speaker 3 20:13

It's never gonna be hard to care, it's never gonna be a drought of penis, However.

Speaker 2 20:19

however, your backup plan should never just be for the penis.

Speaker 1 20:27

Now we're getting somewhere.

Speaker 2 20:30

So if I say a backup plan, I'm not talking about penis.

Speaker 1 20:36

Oh, you about it.

Speaker 2 20:38

You finna you my backup in all ways Financial backup, emotional backup.

Speaker 1 20:46

Yeah.

Speaker 2 20:47

Go back up like a real fucking backup plan.

Speaker 1 20:50

This is true, it's very true. It's kind of hard to have a man to have a female backup plan, like that's tough.

Speaker 2 21:01

That's in my opinion, because I'm a broke, you don't need a backup plan for though.

Speaker 1 21:07

Mm, that's a good question, because the population is, you know, and there's so many. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, tammy, yeah, you still, you still on mute, but it's so. It's so many people, so many women. Oh, here she go.

Speaker 2 21:31

I don't know what just happened to her, yeah.

Speaker 1 21:33

Her sound. She was showing mute and I can't there she go.

Speaker 2 21:37

I was just over here making noises and talking and shit Back. I see you. Oh fuck, I see you.

Speaker 1 21:44

Quality over quantity, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 21:46

Makes perfect sense.

Speaker 1 21:49

And in all actuality, like I just feel like men just, we got to start loving ourselves because we pretty trash. We take numbers, like she said, quality over quantity. We take pride in the numbers. Like that shit is some fire ass shit, Not knowing that you know you can have some, some bottom tier, Bottom tier trash just, and usually that's what it is. The sex don't even be. Fire Did hold on. Women are better. She is.

Speaker 2 22:22

Man, I took one up. That's why I said it's easier on our end.

Speaker 1 22:28

OK yeah, let me read it for the listeners Women aren't better cheaters. Men just don't care to become FBI investigators. Plus, the side chick will blow up everything once she finds out there's no promotion in sight.

Speaker 2 22:42

No promotion. I don't agree with that last part, though, that 98 percent of men don't care. It's not that I think that a lot of men would prefer to be To be fucked because me and Babe had this conversation. They would prefer to live in the fantasy that everything is fine. I don't want to fucking know.

Speaker 1 23:03

Mm, hmm, don't find out. Ignore.

Speaker 2 23:06

Is that a bad thing? Sometimes it's not a bad thing they would prefer to be blissfully you know what I'm saying Living in the dark, then to actually fucking know. So if you're doing what you're doing, just don't let me find out. It's not that I don't care, because once I think some men find out, then they leave. If you didn't care, you wouldn't leave.

Speaker 1 23:24

Right right.

Speaker 2 23:25

Yeah.

Speaker 1 23:26

And I also feel like the cheating aspect of it is for you a self-serving. You telling me, as a self-serving, it's for you because you don't want to live with that. No, you keep that shit. I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 23:42

Keep that I don't even see, no, yeah.

Speaker 1 23:44

But they say it's like that man cheating peace yeah you wake up in cold sweats and you know shit like that. Don't have me over here tripping like Nah, nigga, that was you, you did that shit.

Speaker 2 23:58

But I do agree.

Speaker 1 24:00

The best sex is for me, at least for me personally is when you, when you are bonded to your partner.

Speaker 3 24:07

That's beautiful.

Discussing Whole Phases and Boundaries

Speaker 1 24:08

Yeah, that's beautiful I know, I know Gritz has some some fire with.

Speaker 2 24:16

What's wrong with? It's not beautiful. Is it beautiful? It's not beautiful to be bonded with your partner. Is it the best ex, though? Maybe?

Speaker 1 24:25

not for Gritz. You see, I'm waiting for her.

Speaker 2 24:28

No, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, you see, I'm like wait a minute, hold on, no. What? Just what got me was? I just realized that my wine glass is cracked.

Speaker 2 24:38

Oh snap, no, I think it's me personally when it comes to men I can't have sex with you if I don't have a bond with you. Anyway. Well, women bitches, I don't fucking care. I don't need you to talk to me, don't tell me shit, I don't care, I don't need you to talk to me, don't tell me shit. I don't give a shit about you, your day, your kids, your mama, your coworker. To piss you off, just shut the fuck up and be pretty. But with men I need a bond. Hey, Donna, tell her. So, yeah, I agree With me. I have to have that bond with women. I could. Yeah, I can't do that. I can't do a lot of stuff. We got to be locked in. Yeah, the stuff that really want me to do this and this and the stuff that really want me to do that down stuff that you was. You saw me spending on this fan, but we got to be locked in for it. He was on the fan. That's why I down. Hello, I'm just. I'm just saying you know.

Speaker 1 25:29

I just had a bad, a crazy visual of that. What?

Speaker 2 25:33

That means you were hit from your legs, like you had your legs wrapped around the fan Tammy got mad Corstrom, damn Damn. I like being married. I got to say.

Speaker 1 25:49

Holy shit, I have to be bonded if we fucking because we go together.

Speaker 2 25:59

Yeah, you know bad. What does you mean? Real bad?

Speaker 1 26:03

But I could be completely honest, like even when I was going through my little whole phase that she was. It was wack for me because I was just like it was, it was fun to go through it, but then after a while I was just like I.

Speaker 2 26:18

I'm sorry. It's the wrong group of people.

Speaker 1 26:19

Right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 26:20

Hmm, do you regret your whole phase?

Speaker 1 26:24

No, no, because I didn't do it when I was with anybody. I didn't do it to hurt anybody. I told everybody to the God on the truth and it worked out for me. I had a good six months run that she was lit. I was like, oh okay, like one to fall off to will come back. You know that she was like damn one to fall off.

Speaker 2 26:48

to come back, that rotation was tight.

Speaker 1 26:50

She was lit and I had to explain nothing. It was like no, not tonight. No, not tonight, can't come over. And nobody stayed over. I explained the rules. Like you can't sleep here, you can't do shit. Like, just come over, we leave and don't eat food, don't bring food, you can't cook nothing over, like, get out of it. No, we're not doing that.

Speaker 2 27:12

We can't cook at your house.

Speaker 1 27:15

You got to eat before you come there. You got to eat before you come. Don't come. This ain't no kickback.

Speaker 2 27:19

You can't bring food like in the car.

Speaker 1 27:22

No, I don't want to eat with you Now, you know I understand that, why you can bring your own snacks before you came.

Speaker 2 27:28

I don't want to eat with you. The way you did. That that was not okay. No, what you mean? Next, what is?

Speaker 3 27:33

the problem.

Speaker 2 27:35

You can't get somebody like a water to granola bar. No, you can't bring your own water bottle. Yeah, get up out of here. I don't understand. No see, I wouldn't want you bringing your own water bottle to my house Because I've dealt with niggas that like to leave like crumbs and clues. That's what.

Speaker 1 27:50

I'm saying and you'll fuck around and leave some shit.

Speaker 2 27:53

That's why you do it when they leave.

Speaker 1 27:56

I don't eat this shit. Who the fuck brought?

Speaker 2 27:59

Exactly, and you're bringing.

Speaker 4 28:03

Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 28:05

That's actually the point. So if I provide the snacks, I'll have it already here in the house.

Speaker 1 28:09

I see what you did. It's already here. I see what you did.

Speaker 2 28:12

The water I drink is already here. If you just smash and go. I'm not feeding you in or giving you water. I'll give you some water.

Speaker 1 28:19

That's why I'm with that. I'm at down. That's the way I was carrying it Like sorry, just smash and go.

Speaker 2 28:26

You're not my boo. Throw it to the ground. You better bring your own.

Speaker 1 28:31

Yeah, don't go to my house. That was in my savage phase, though that was.

Speaker 2 28:36

Bunny J said we are not going to go to the house, those snacks.

Speaker 1 28:39

That was the savage phase. Like I'm not doing that, you can't come here and do that Exactly You're not cooking, you're not eating, you're sleeping over. I don't care about your day, I don't care.

Speaker 2 28:51

You know what y'all are teaching me right now? That I have never been part of anybody's rotation, because everybody I have a fuck to it fed me.

Speaker 1 28:57

Oh shit, yeah.

Speaker 2 28:59

I had a door or at least had something on the countertop, Like I never, had Damn Like I got? Oh no, can you have a rotation but not be on somebody's rotation? Can that be a? Thing, I always got that Exactly, so that's like you could have a rotation and keep it in this way, but then, like you can have Okay, yeah, oh, okay yeah.

Speaker 3 29:24

Stop reading her comments.

Speaker 2 29:27

I know what you laughing at. I know what you laughing at. I know what you laughing at. I've been reading a lot. No, I'm not playing hard to play.

Speaker 1 29:36

Oh man, yeah they.

Speaker 2 29:38

Yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you.

Speaker 3 29:41

Smoke me out, then it's not. But then again.

Speaker 2 29:43

I'm a hungry bitch, so a nigga know he can't have me come to his house without food anyway.

Speaker 1 29:47

But so fast to beat me but are you really. That's how people have it happen. I don't know if you really a part of somebody's rotation, if you have a drawer, if you leave a toothbrush and you know. I don't know if you're a part of a rotation.

Speaker 2 30:03

That's not a rotation.

Speaker 1 30:05

Yeah, that's just casual sex.

Speaker 2 30:07

So I had a situation where I actually had stuff in his closet. I had a toothbrush. And I'm over at his house one day and he's in the shower and I Y'all my hand to God. I was not doing anything I should have been doing, but I went to plug in my charger. I'm on the side of the bed and I want to plug in my charger and to get to the hole. I had to like get down and reach under the bed. I get down and reach under the bed. I see a box of condoms which is not the condoms that we use.

Speaker 1 30:44

The box is open.

Speaker 2 30:46

The box is open. The pack is not full. Therefore, condoms have been used out of this box that we're not used with me.

Speaker 3 30:56

So what do you do?

Speaker 2 30:58

I took the box, I set it on the bed. He got out the shower, he came in a room. He's getting dressed. He then sees the box on the bed. He looks at me, I look at him, I look at the box, he looks at me, I look at him, he looks at me and I look at him. I said so I'm ready to go home. I'm ready to go. You can take me home now. I have never had somebody be upset with me for not being upset with them. That blows your mind. Until that day when you, when you, I was very calm. You know what. You can take me home. You can. We can this. This is I'm good. He did not want to take me home. You're not going to yell, you're not going to cuss. You want to break something? No, do you want to hit me? No, no, just fucking take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Now that I know what this really is, I'm straight.

Speaker 1 32:00

I think, I think a lot of that shit is so weird. Yeah, you, a lot of us, are conditioned or used to either being yelled at, hit struck with something, us items broken.

Speaker 2 32:15

I did hit him with my car one time. Oh, that's the one. That was later. I was totally different situation.

Speaker 1 32:22

Actually no now that.

Speaker 2 32:23

I'm thinking about it. I hit him with the car first. The car situation was before, so maybe that's why he was expecting. Anyway, anyway, I did not get mad, I just said take me home. That's why I gathered my belongings and man yeah.

Speaker 4 32:48

Yeah.

Speaker 2 32:49

I got it. Wait, did you see the other question? She had a question for you.

Discussions About Relationships and Body Image

Speaker 1 32:54

Yes, during that the eating ass do. Was I eating ass during my whole stroll? No, I was not. I'm going to be, I'm not. I'm not going to sit up here and say shit for content. I was not, it was just.

Speaker 2 33:07

No.

Speaker 1 33:08

No, not not doing my whole show, not doing my whole phase In life I have food.

Speaker 2 33:16

Hey, okay, cause I was like, but when we got answers, I know what's coming. Okay, cause you know me. You probably see the post a few years ago and my question still has not been answered. I need to know, as a man who gets his salad tossed during this process what position are you in that does not make you feel like the bitch in this situation, like because you're not on our fours, asked to get up.

Speaker 1 33:48

No no.

Speaker 2 33:50

What is the position that still lets you feel manly?

Speaker 1 33:52

It's the the knees to chess. It needs to chess yeah.

Speaker 2 33:59

Like the doctor changing position.

Speaker 1 34:00

Yeah.

Speaker 2 34:02

I'm not going to say it like that, Gritz.

Speaker 1 34:04

Yeah, no, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 34:05

People need a visual Like you got to change. The baby dice yeah. I don't need the visual Like the back of your. I got you Okay.

Speaker 1 34:17

But yeah, that's how they do it. But again, this is this is something that is um a little bit uh, I guess it's touchy for men who aren't confident or sure in uh who they are Right. So any position to them, to those type of men, is it's compromising, it's it's weird, it's it's not for me.

Speaker 2 34:45

I don't know what's so compromising. Go and enjoy yourself, yeah.

Speaker 1 34:49

I mean, I'm with the woman I want to be with, so that's what it is.

Speaker 2 34:54

That's what it is. I got a question. Did she take and put your legs up there, did you?

Speaker 4 35:01

No.

Speaker 1 35:02

I did that.

Speaker 4 35:03

Oh, no, it is.

Speaker 1 35:08

I don't, I don't. First of all, I don't like that aggression, that that is like wow, that's wild to me, cause I'm a dumb low key, so I don't like that. You can't push me, you can't choke me, you can't do that stuff. Like that stuff is just I'm like oh shit, like what the fuck is happening right now.

Speaker 1 35:32

So she told you that and then you can, then you can't even look over your shoulder. What bunny J is saying this is wild, what sexy, what? I guess you saying what sexy guy can bend, bend their ass over? But then you got to look over your shoulder Like that's what is happening in the comments.

Speaker 2 35:50

Y'all a while Wait, wait. No, we got to take the subject. This is out of control.

Speaker 1 35:56

They're going nuts.

Speaker 2 35:57

Get here and lick my tail.

Speaker 1 36:01

They're going nuts in the comments. I'm sorry for all the listeners. I can't read all these unless he's hiding that shit when you leave. What is happening?

Speaker 2 36:13

Eat before you oh my God, they said you look fine today because your titties out.

Speaker 1 36:24

Yeah.

Speaker 2 36:28

If you scroll up on that. But was like titties, I said you a dime or not Tighten up.

Speaker 1 36:40

Oh shit, yo y'all are going fucking nuts right now. I'm not going to be a bitch, I'm going to be a bitch, gris got titties out and drooling, not to drool. Not to miss being nasty, oh, that's my favorite Tuesday?

Speaker 2 37:03

No, it is. She go off on that whole. It's not even her anymore. You don't see the same little tattoo titties. It's like every kind of titties you can imagine.

Speaker 4 37:17

Every kind.

Speaker 2 37:20

What's the big round? Big areola.

Speaker 1 37:24

Small areola. Why you swallow like that Big nipples, small nipples, skinny nipples, no nipples.

Speaker 2 37:34

It's the no areola ones.

Speaker 1 37:36

The no areolas.

Speaker 2 37:40

The little chocolate hersey kids.

Speaker 1 37:42

The milk duds. Right there, where the milk duds.

Speaker 2 37:48

Little door stoppers, Did you just say.

Speaker 1 37:52

I put like the thing that she was in there. Yeah, we didn't get that from nice little titties.

Speaker 2 38:01

But there's a little titties, like a titties.

Speaker 1 38:06

Listen, titties make me happy period, like when it's Tuesday and I'm having a bad day. Let me see what X is hitting on Like it's a terrible day right now.

Speaker 2 38:17

Oh, that shit X Twitter.

Speaker 1 38:21

Twitter, x, twitter, formerly known as X. Whatever.

Speaker 3 38:28

Nice Twitter was simple though.

Speaker 1 38:32

Twitter. Oh hold on, who heard Bunny J what you guys being?

Speaker 2 38:38

scared of. I don't even know what he's talking about. I got a lot of couple of different feelings. What I think you've talked about the door stopper nipples.

Speaker 1 38:47

Oh, that's OK, brother, my bad See I didn't get, I don't even be trying. It always be Hibisho.

Speaker 2 38:59

For you, bunny, he don't even know it. Angela Bassett, you Like?

Speaker 1 39:25

She said it, like my caps, like that, never seen, not a man.

Speaker 2 39:36

Not a man.

Speaker 1 39:42

Shoulder shimmy.

Speaker 2 39:46

Like you in the color purple one time. Yeah, I'm mad. I know exactly. I know exactly what you're talking about. All right, I'm with you. Prototype I do not like big titties. I'm trying to go.

Speaker 3 40:13

I.

Relationship Dynamics and Communication

Speaker 1 40:17

Shit, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the baloney areola scare me like when it's like the whole, like it's the same circumference Nah. Hey, leave, get out of here. Oh God, hey made the kids eight, took baths.

Speaker 4 41:04

Oh hey.

Speaker 1 41:10

Timothy Love it. We support black love around here. Have you ever been to um like a, a relationship seminar or like couples therapy or anything like that?

Speaker 2 41:28

I have instagram for that. So Anything, uh, no, I have not gone to a seminar. It's enough a thing, enough of Get help, get right. This is what you should do for your man. As post that and I don't know, I ain't why you asking that you think we need to go.

Speaker 1 41:48

No, no, no, I went to work, I went to work.

Speaker 2 41:51

Oh, couples in good space should go to therapy, it's not a bad thing I haven't gone Um yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 1 41:57

I ain't even mad at it, it's cool.

Speaker 2 41:59

Now I should do the silhouette challenge for butler. I'm gonna do the neck it challenge for him later.

Speaker 1 42:05

How do we get here? Damn, what the fuck.

Speaker 2 42:09

After we get here. He deserves a raw of that. What is happening? He definitely earned that. The key earned that and bae and bae's Kitchen, queen, and he's offering the cater to you. Hello, yeah, I came in to you he meant to eat that nigga. Matter of fact, since you were wife, that's dick in the butt. I mean I did eat, please.

Speaker 1 42:42

I don't even know what this song is. I'm just sorry what is happening? So y'all just sit back. It's like damn. He made the kids fed them. Um, he asked me if I need anything. Oh, dick in the butt time. Like what. Like this, it's a conscious decision.

Speaker 2 43:07

Yes, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 43:09

Okay, I'm just, I'm just trying to make sure you have to talk yourself through this. Excuse me, producer with you? What? Hey, hey, chill out. She said you already know we had booty time. Like hey, I relax. Oh, I like it and that's why I gotta stop like trying to pod, like, like, pod, posture, like telling wild stories on here, because she know them all and she can Confirm them and I don't like that, I don't like that at all.

Speaker 2 43:50

Because you don't act right either you Pineapple pineapple going off.

Speaker 1 43:55

Hey, I think pineapple might be, uh, might be sick.

Speaker 2 44:03

You know what he want, y'all you know the vibes. It is christmas time.

Speaker 1 44:08

It's the fucking vibes. Hey, did y'all see that dude on the internet that was talking um like I don't know? This nigga was like on it, was sitting with his legs crossed and was like you should. You can't always have sex with your wife because she's 34 years old or something like that.

Speaker 2 44:26

And but she's an estate of mine.

Speaker 1 44:28

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 44:30

I missed that. What is she? What did he say Um?

Speaker 1 44:33

something like Like Is a roundabout way of you can't always just be in sex mode with your wife, even though she is or will do it because she is your wife, but you shouldn't always take advantage of it. Like she was sitting there like watching cartoons or some shit on a saturday and instead of him just like going in and beating her, beating the brakes off of her, she uh, don't skip that man message. Uh, she, um, he just laid there and like massaged her, touched her and stuff like that, and he was saying like most men are not emotionally mature enough to handle that.

Speaker 1 45:08

Okay so I just want to know, do women concede the same way? Because I see a lot of women that was like I don't want no nigga to play video games. I don't like niggas that watch anime. I don't like niggas. That Is just a whole list of shit, just a little butt play.

Speaker 2 45:30

So what now? Yeah, there, I really feel like so many people right now just say shit, Just the fucking say shit.

Speaker 1 45:40

It's super simple, it's really simple.

Speaker 2 45:43

I do not mind, I need. I don't mind my man playing video. Matter of fact, I bought him a brand new xbox for christmas last year. Fire playstation might be this year. He don't even play it often, right, but he plays it. He sits and he watches anime Niggas. I sit on the couch and I'm coloring a fucking coloring book like.

Speaker 3 46:03

I love it when he's around. Yeah, don't mind him playing video games one.

Speaker 2 46:06

I know he's at home and he's safe. He ain't in the streets. He ain't in the streets, he ain't in no danger. We can still be considered quality time. I don't have to be talking to him or in his face or in the middle of what he's doing. We're just in the same room together spending the time he's doing what he's doing and, like I said, I'm probably coloring in the fucking coloring book or drawing a picture. Hey, what is it? What are you calling? I don't know why you can't even be able to do like a fucking human being, do regular things like that's weird, that's weird.

Speaker 1 46:34

It's very, it's very.

Speaker 2 46:37

That's why I think it took me a second to understand, because I'm just like, isn't Y'all not sitting in the same room and just chill.

Speaker 1 46:44

It's. It's a lot of people.

Speaker 2 46:45

While I do my thing, let's. Usually I'm crocheting games like that's weird. It is A bunch of bitches who need daddies. They don't want a man, they want. Oh they. They looking for a fucking father.

Speaker 1 46:59

This is true.

Speaker 2 47:00

One. They look at somebody who's always gonna financially be supportive and take care of them Too. They want somebody to baby and cater them and give them everything. They fucking want to never tell them no, always supposed to be working Like. Y'all do not want a partner. Y'all don't want a boyfriend, a fiance, a husband. Y'all want some fucking daddies.

Speaker 1 47:19

That is true.

Speaker 2 47:20

Go talk to your mama and figure out why you didn't grow up one.

Speaker 1 47:23

That's true, because I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 47:25

Because the damn daddy the main shit that I've run into in my past is like women, be like you can't handle me, like why the fuck do I need to handle you? You're not an animal, you're not some type of Dog. Like why the fuck do I need to handle? Stop yelling, have a conversation and we can get past this. But no, you can't handle my attitude, you can't handle this. Like that's a you problem, that ain't me. I Got shit to do with that, mm-hmm. So that's about it. Else, we have to find that person. I believe yeah, I believe in finding the thing that makes you most joyful. Yeah, just find somebody that's on the same page as you. That's it.

Speaker 2 48:07

And stuff like that.

Speaker 1 48:09

Please, that's it.

Speaker 2 48:10

Oh, please.

Speaker 1 48:11

That's it. That's what I've been doing.

Speaker 2 48:14

You want your man to talk nice to you. Why can't you talk nice to your man? Why you always gotta be so raw, raw all the time?

Speaker 1 48:20

That's what I'm saying, and a please, a thank you goes a very long way, a very long way. That shit will have a man elated out here. That's it.

Speaker 2 48:34

Gratitude courtesy. The simple shit Simple shit doesn't it. I don't really don't ask for a lot. Y'all actually are very, very simple. You don't take money.

Speaker 1 48:43

Hey damn girl, you look good today. We'll say that, but then you know we don't get it.

Speaker 2 48:51

I'm returning to, just like. You should always get it, but you should.

Speaker 1 48:56

You should. In my past, that's what it's been. You just don't. It was like damn, you look good and it's just like oh no, that's bad. I know I look good. I'm a bad bitch. Okay, great, super cool.

Speaker 3 49:12

I'm doing that.

Speaker 1 49:14

Yeah, and these, these, the ones that's out here that's giving advice.

Speaker 2 49:20

Child, you know, but it's not like from the loose into these people.

Speaker 1 49:26

It's true, very true, I don't. So, um, if y'all can do the pretzel right, y'all know the pretzel position. It's the sexual position where you can put your legs pretty much behind your head.

Speaker 2 49:43

I can put my shoulders and I can get one behind my head, I can't get the other one.

Speaker 1 49:48

One at a time. So one at a time, you can't do it at the same time.

Speaker 2 49:52

But only one behind my head, right. That's what I said.

Speaker 1 49:56

One at a time when it comes to that. Yeah, that is true who you trying to look good for. Yeah, yeah, I've gotten that too. Are you putting on clothes?

Speaker 3 50:09

You get dressed today.

Speaker 1 50:10

huh what no?

Speaker 2 50:14

I got a rich haircut. I got to run errands. You run errands on Friday after your haircut day Because why you decided you want to get dressed after you got a fresh line up. That that's where you just be around here in basketball shorts and slides with size. Why you can't come home after your first haircut. You need cologne, and you got to be seen. And your jewelry, yeah, and you got to put on that damn Apple watch.

Speaker 1 50:38

Mr, put the shit on. That's how it goes.

Speaker 2 50:41

Why wasn't you yesterday when you needed a haircut?

Target, Otter Pops, and Contortionist Fantasies

Speaker 1 50:44

I wasn't feeling like that. You know it's just today, is the day it's sunny outside. The whip need to be washed.

Speaker 2 50:52

Oh yeah, Not a wash. Got a car got to wash today. I feel to be out.

Speaker 1 50:59

Yeah, yeah, I'm crispy as fuck.

Speaker 2 51:02

Exactly Crispy and all of a sudden, you got so much running around, so much to do today.

Speaker 1 51:07

Let me see what this home depot hitting on. Let me see.

Speaker 2 51:12

You saw me out of. I mean, I just trying to understand Adam chill. Who's Adam's man? That's me.

Speaker 1 51:18

That's my guy right there.

Speaker 2 51:20

I mean, she ain't both hands. No, I was talking to her for my boy.

Speaker 4 51:24

I didn't know.

Speaker 1 51:25

No, we got to hit the home depot, we got to go, go to Lowes. We know Lowes and people now we know.

Speaker 2 51:33

And if you see us in Target, oh, by yourselves, by yourselves, I'm just gonna be going to Target and he, I'm gonna read for the girls to target. For what? You trying to bring home a white woman because they're white bitches in Target love this. So fuck you going to Target without me for a creep around the damn corner. You don't even like going in there. When I go in there, you be ready to go.

Speaker 3 51:54

You got all the shopping to do, you need to go down all the way.

Speaker 2 51:58

Now you talking about I got me a coffee and kid walking around why? The fuck you in the throw pillow. I'll you fussing at me about the pillows on the goddamn bed? Why can't you go down that aisle when I'm with your ass, but when I come to Target, it's got to be a beeline straight to some shit and then to the register. But you, my boy, you just got to get in there.

Speaker 3 52:18

You don't spend 45 minutes in.

Speaker 2 52:19

Target. They bought shit. You not even targeting right, you been there 45 minutes and they got shit in your car. Nothing, shit crazy Cut Wow. You saw, that game?

Speaker 1 52:31

Oh man, I'm not gonna go in there. You saw that game, no.

Speaker 2 52:39

What do you mean?

Speaker 3 52:42

No, god, he got dressed.

Speaker 2 52:44

He's something to go to Target. I will blow up this whole time, but don't fucking play with me. You going for what? We going to Target? Now bitch, because what you mean we going to Target.

Speaker 1 52:59

I went to Target one time and I am being since by myself.

Speaker 2 53:05

I know what happens. I know what happens in Target and the moment he goes to Target I got to go to home people alone. What was with you? You in here, a fine black man.

Speaker 3 53:16

That's how I do. I go over here.

Speaker 2 53:20

See what this target target groceries. Give me a couple of things to put on, you know what I'm saying. I'm not gonna go to.

Speaker 1 53:27

Target. I'm not gonna go to Target. I'm not gonna go to Target. I'm not gonna go to Target. I'm not gonna go to Target. Wuust put on Pick up stuff for the crib, you know.

Speaker 4 53:40

No, in fact, in fact.

Speaker 1 53:43

That's crazy.

Speaker 2 53:47

Play with me if you want to. I like this today.

Speaker 1 53:53

I like this White shirt. We got 8, 9, 10 days from now. I don't want to go to Target.

Speaker 2 54:00

Keep that same energy, my boy. The energy, not the same the vibes is bad haircut day because you got me fucked up.

Speaker 1 54:08

Now go to Walmart, Like why you always got to go to Target, why we always got to go to.

Speaker 2 54:13

Walmart. I'm not scared of those women. Go ahead, I'm not worried about you going to Walmart, have a fucking ball. I've seen those with Walmart. Go ahead, go ahead. That's right.

Speaker 1 54:22

I'm not going to hold you. Them target, white women, is different, though they like. They like the volleyball. Uh, used to play soft. Yeah, used to play softball, tony.

Speaker 2 54:34

Taylor and I. Oh, hey, how you doing, listen oh family as bitches.

Speaker 2 54:40

No right now I'm never going to forget the broad who came looking for him in target one day. We in target shopping as a we trip, like it should be. But I can't take this man nowhere because he makes friends every fucking where we go, everywhere, right, and apparently he wanted some otter pops. This particular day I pop usually be at the front with all the other like seasonal shit because it was summertime. What no otter pops. We walking and talking, he talked about his otter pops. Oh yoga bitch, oh blonde yoga Becky here.

Speaker 2 55:09

He talked about otter pops and she's like, yeah, I remember otter pops, she all in our conversation. But I'm like, oh, that's all good, it's cool, we just being friendly. I get it Three aisles later, all right. Here I got my back turned, a otter pop guy. I found your otter pops. Oh, that bitch with the damn otter pops.

Speaker 2 55:29

He got the box out of the box with that whole bag of otter pops beach. The fuck, is you coming over here with some otter pops? We would have found them. Oh, you're gonna take your otter pops having ass on to the next aisle beach. You know what? I'm glad we did that again. Why do you even remember that this man wanted some fucking otter pop to come look for him? I swear to God, nah it just be us, man.

Speaker 1 56:00

You know it's. It's the energies. You know what I'm saying. It's the universe conspiring. You know bringing energies together. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 56:10

I got an entire day. It's energy.

Speaker 2 56:14

Oh, you get your ass right in the Oba. Do my God. I do get my ass right in the Oba. Do my God. I mean, see I need some skinny ass white woman, just cater it to him. The fuck is going on. No, I would get that big on. The otter pops out. Hold on. No, without you bringing your own jolly happy ass around giving him shit. He like I'm not a guy.

Speaker 1 56:36

They be lit. They be lit with that shit. I'd be like, oh yes, she wants to cock automatically when it's a white woman she wants to cock. Hey, what's up, becky? She wants to cock.

Speaker 2 56:55

No, this, these types of scenarios, are why y'all can't go. This is a Walmart I'm talking about. I'm talking about I said not from ready to jump a family white woman.

Speaker 1 57:07

Hey, I ain't gonna hold you ready, ready, I ain't gonna hold you. They be super friendly, they really do. They be on the ready, set Go, they be.

Speaker 3 57:17

Oh my God, ready to go?

Speaker 1 57:20

and that thing be boosting the little little. You know it be boosting the ego, I think I mean.

Speaker 2 57:29

Mr, put that shit on. I'm going home. Why the fuck is he here? And I hope a bushel ego when I beat her ass on the outside.

Speaker 1 57:38

That's kind of fire to lose the time it's on our house.

Speaker 2 57:42

Oh, still need some shit. Don't be in here getting boosted and confidence Body's white. Really, it's just a honor. I swear to God I'll never forget her face. She's gonna never let me see her in that target. Put me on FaceTime next time.

Speaker 1 58:01

I learned that trick to when y'all good with that FaceTime and have me walk is uncomfortable even with the AirPods, because now people think I'm talking to myself Like come on, man, I'm a call you back to like chill out, let me just do my thing, come on now. Y'all got to relax, mm-mm, relax.

Speaker 2 58:25

Y'all think we don't know what y'all doing. He telling.

Speaker 1 58:31

See, do y'all listen to bad buddy.

Speaker 2 58:34

What's the next question?

Speaker 1 58:40

Let me see How's y'all wrapped. Was y'all wrapped good on Spotify? No, say it again. Hello, what are you?

Speaker 3 58:53

asking.

Speaker 4 58:56

Who cares what people think.

Speaker 1 59:08

Come on, pineapple, come on. This is what the male community is in shambles. Hey, listen we just tried to do our thing. When we're doing our thing, you know what I'm saying. Oh, my initial question. I was asking about the pretzel position. So if y'all could do that right, like completely, would y'all lick y'all on Coup De Bain? Like y'all would do that?

Speaker 2 59:35

Me and Gretz have had this conversation before. You remember the yoga bitch that we were following for a while, gretz? Yeah, the contortionist type, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. And I asked Gretz this question because that bitch been all the way over and I was like she can put her face in her vagina. I'm like she can eat my shit.

Speaker 1 59:54

Yeah, I think that's the same chick I seen today the black girl. Yes.

Speaker 4 1:00:00

Yes, yes.

Speaker 3 1:00:02

And I'm like uh, she's absolutely amazing.

Speaker 2 1:00:08

I would not do that. However, what I would do is I would get in the position let him fuck me and lick his balls while he's fucking me, but I wouldn't. Licking on, okay, I wouldn't get on on licking my way. That's fine. It would all be in your face Like it's all in the area. Yeah, he would lose his shit if you could do that.

Speaker 1 1:00:27

Yeah, lick balls, you had that.

Speaker 2 1:00:30

Don't take, no, don't write that down.

Speaker 1 1:00:34

We'll be sitting there when that's over. Even had that vision.

Speaker 2 1:00:37

I feel like Hello, I'm like, I'm like people are not for that, right there.

Speaker 1 1:00:46

Automatically.

Speaker 2 1:00:47

That's to do more yoga.

Speaker 1 1:00:49

Automatically.

Naked Yoga and Sexual Taboos Discussion

Speaker 2 1:00:52

That might be crazy to know that I was able to do that. And I'm not looking at his boss he getting that shit from the back and every time the boss hit my face. Baby, that is wild.

Speaker 1 1:01:01

Are you going to hear the kung fu sounds of this Good?

Speaker 4 1:01:03

Good, good.

Speaker 2 1:01:08

Oh no, I have the balls in my face, but I still think that would be great, though. Just boss to the chin. Every time he hit the G spot, he hit the chin Every time, and reward him with a lick every time he hit the spot. Baby, yeah, that's it, yeah.

Speaker 3 1:01:20

What.

Speaker 2 1:01:22

Oh, I got excited. I got to find a yoga tomorrow. The way I need to contortion my body down. I tried to get us to start doing yoga. You, you was only down for, like you should have said balls to the chin. Then we went in. That wasn't why we was yoga.

Speaker 1 1:01:42

That's what you said. You said to do yoga, so you can lick the next.

Speaker 2 1:01:47

I need to do the motivation to do some.

Speaker 4 1:01:50

I can lick that.

Speaker 1 1:01:55

What's happening?

Speaker 2 1:01:57

You're right. That's my bad. How dare I leave out that vital?

Speaker 3 1:02:01

You don't know me.

Speaker 2 1:02:03

You're right. You're right, I know better.

Speaker 1 1:02:05

Y'all look Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 1:02:08

Yoga class. Anybody want to join? Is there anything called naked? There's a naked yoga.

Speaker 1 1:02:14

It has to be Even have one in Savannah.

Speaker 2 1:02:17

They call it hot yoga and it's naked and they do a naked. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 1:02:23

It's special permits and shit.

Speaker 2 1:02:25

They had to get for it, but it's naked yoga, but I'm sure that's thanks. So I'm not sure if you really want to, what? Okay, y'all, don't think naked yoga is saying Think about it.

Speaker 4 1:02:36

You should have to take a shower before then I don't even know.

Speaker 1 1:02:40

I don't mean that I don't know.

Speaker 2 1:02:44

I don't even know. I don't mean that is not going to be staying. I think sometimes contort and moving your body in some of those positions definitely causes you to pass gas or a quiff, hello, and you can't hold it. It ain't going to your clothes, but it's going right to the air.

Speaker 1 1:02:58

Hey, a raw as far as nuts, that, that shit is potent. Okay, there's no filter, that shit is just pure Fuck man, that's like not stepped on gas.

Speaker 2 1:03:17

The class is usually full so you can't even like you in a certain position. You got to ask in front of your face and you know something and came out.

Speaker 1 1:03:25

Who cooking broccoli?

Speaker 2 1:03:28

I don't want to come out of sleeping dog position and look up to a whole critter in my face.

Speaker 4 1:03:35

No.

Speaker 2 1:03:35

I'm going to do action for this class baby because I don't not see that.

Speaker 1 1:03:42

No, thank you Grady and ass. No Ass on the scale.

Speaker 2 1:03:53

I'm not body shaming, but all the diners aren't built to say that I don't want to see no meat curtains. I don't want to see no shit. I don't know if you can see it. I don't want to see a shit. I don't want to see shit. I don't want to see shit. No, thank you. Hang down on one side. No, it's not for me, excuse me, man. What pussy hanging down? And then your pussy is on the floor, can you? I thought it was a good idea for one second. You need to bang.

Speaker 4 1:04:36

No.

Speaker 1 1:04:40

It's not like a mop in here, like what the.

Speaker 2 1:04:43

That ain't for me, because once. I see one meat curtain. That's a wrap. I'm a roll my little blanket right on. I'm out of here Straight to Starbucks. Adam said the lips are smacking your knees, ma'am. What's that?

Speaker 1 1:05:05

Get your pants that should be nice, I could, I could do it.

Speaker 2 1:05:13

I could do it.

Speaker 1 1:05:15

Yeah, you can't eat.

Speaker 2 1:05:19

No.

Speaker 1 1:05:19

I could definitely be a rule. And yes, no 80, because old niggas like to be in a fucking gym, in the locker room and they love to walk around but as naked, like raw, and it's like bro, yeah, niggas, man, that shit Wow. White niggas, black niggas, that shit is wow. And they want to sit there and talk to you like Niggas put some clothes on they ball scaping the floor. And they always hike their knee up like Captain Morgan on the bench and want to talk to you and shit like.

Speaker 2 1:05:53

Hey, young man. Young man, let me tell you I've been looking way into all my life.

Speaker 1 1:05:57

You strong, ain't you? Hey, nigga, get the fuck. Why is you watching me, like what is happening right now, like, hey, nah bro, we not doing this?

Speaker 2 1:06:12

Wait, what pineapple. Why would? Is this a real thing? That happened because why would you ask this question like?

Speaker 1 1:06:25

So the question for the listeners is can you imagine being naked in class and somebody's vibrator falls out?

Speaker 2 1:06:32

Well, okay, what is that? No, because there are. You know, you can do like a little Benoit balls and they can be on the vibrator, you can have them inside. Or there's some girls who just walk around with a butt plug in her butt, like just regular Regular day.

Speaker 1 1:06:46

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:06:48

The vibrator with the band is in control. He's controlling the vibrator the whole time. Yeah, that's fine. I just feel like it needs to be a rule that all inserted objects need to be removed. I'm something at the rule.

Speaker 1 1:06:59

Did y'all see the lady that was at a beach and she got arrested for having I?

Speaker 2 1:07:04

didn't do it outside my clothes. I just wanted to have an orgasm. A whole family, a mother, fucking kid is over here watching her on the beach Losing it. What is she charged with, though?

Speaker 1 1:07:19

Like what are the charges?

Speaker 2 1:07:21

Well, family. I think she's going on the registry. The decent exposure, lose something else. It was a lot. She had a couple charges.

Speaker 1 1:07:37

Yeah, that's what they be saying over there. Hey, young blood, let me talk to you for a minute, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:07:43

Yeah, and she cried so hard when she got arrested. I'm thinking to myself you can do this on the call.

Intimacy and Communication in Relationships

Speaker 1 1:07:50

Maybe the beach experience was something Because she needed. I mean having the air hitting your, I don't know. Maybe no, go ahead Keep going, yeah, the beach, air and hearing the seagulls and the waves crashing. Because, like for women, sex is like mental a lot of times, so maybe she was trying to relive, not for us to come. No, no, no but the house can be burning, they can still.

Speaker 2 1:08:28

Yeah, yeah, here we go, let me let's go get the kids, and no, it's not Okay. Let me ask this, and I guess I'm asking like this Because if it's not mental for y'all, and how is it that Ed is mental?

Speaker 1 1:08:43

It's not, I think it's. I've never had it, though, but I just assumed that it's a physical thing, so you're in love with someone Because of it.

Speaker 2 1:09:00

And I'm asking you like, just imagine, like your distance around the敢 or a snob Right? I believe in me, at least today, and I hope you're aware Men does if, if people go and they've got a stylist on their they went through something and they had to get out of it.

Speaker 1 1:09:20

Oh, okay Again, I've never been through this, but like I've been okay. I've been through it where I wasn't attracted to the woman any longer, like I caught a whiff of something and I was like, eh, nah, I can't do this A whiff. It was like the throwback air. When she was throwing it back, I was like whoo, what, the, what the sit down air. Yeah, it was like, cause I was hitting it from the back, and then she was like ooh, hmm.

Speaker 2 1:09:50

You got the chill. What the throwback air. I need to know how this, what happened next?

Speaker 1 1:09:56

I need to know what you're saying it went limp, it went limp, but how?

Speaker 2 1:09:59

did you explain it.

Speaker 1 1:10:00

What did you do? Oh, oh, I used that excuse. I used no, no, no, I used that excuse. I'm just going through a lot, so a lot of stuff on my mind dealing with some things. It's not you, baby, it's not you.

Speaker 2 1:10:14

Why did you tell her baby, this throwback air was stank. Did you wash your ass today? Why didn't you tell her that? Why you ain't be like you know what? Let's go try this in a shower. Like why are you ain't stay like Right?

Speaker 1 1:10:24

I'm done. After that, I can't, I'm not, I'm not doing that Like going back for seconds. It's the equivalent. It's the equivalent of somebody saying, hey, try this, and they be like this is so nasty, you're gonna try it. No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 1:10:39

So I think this is what's going on. What if she included? And that's what you smith.

Speaker 1 1:10:44

That was her fault.

Speaker 2 1:10:45

Control yourself, control your little bow you wouldn't have a stomach, you wouldn't have guts.

Speaker 1 1:10:53

You could hold it. We all got to humble ourselves at some point in time. I'm not doing it. That shit was nasty Because you know, you know, okay, and this is something that I learned. This is something that I learned later in life. You know, for us to smell something right, it has to be a particle of it in the air. So let's just go with you what you're saying. Let's say she's it's shit floating in the. I don't want to cry. I don't want that. It's shit bubbles in the air. I don't want it.

Speaker 3 1:11:33

You said, because it's the particles.

Speaker 1 1:11:37

It's for real.

Speaker 2 1:11:39

So when you smell, you could have been wanted to like. You couldn't bring yourself.

Speaker 1 1:11:43

No, I was just like well, show the show. We out of here Pack it up, boys, there's not sex particles in the air and I'm done. There is no amount of head that she could have given me to revitalize that, that, that, that vibe, that feeling, that energy. None of that I was done To smell it was. It was like a sulfur, like that egg smell.

Speaker 2 1:12:13

That that was probably definitely a part of.

Speaker 1 1:12:16

I'm cool Like what the fuck did you eat? What is wrong with your diet? Drink some water.

Speaker 2 1:12:24

You feed her?

Speaker 1 1:12:26

No, I didn't feed her, she had called me over it was. It was like a quick meetup type deal.

Speaker 3 1:12:32

So she went.

Speaker 2 1:12:34

No no. So that's the problem I think we're having with men and women with sex. Women don't tell men that they're not satisfied and men don't tell women they might have a little older, smell or taste nasty. What is happening? We're not communicating like we should. Everybody was honest. You like you taste nasty. Be a strength, why? Or hey, you need to last a little longer. You not hitting shit, we would probably have better sex lives.

Speaker 1 1:13:02

This. This is true. It was very true, because she's going through life and this is how I imagine she's going through life, just thinking her boots are just like unicorns and rainbows and them shit smell like death and disappointment.

Speaker 2 1:13:17

Let me tell you you could have been like I don't know Something's wrong with your diet. You could have just be like, did you just fart Like?

Speaker 1 1:13:25

call the shit out. I was upset. I was upset and discouraged In that moment when I smelled it, because it was. It was at that point Like because, like, when you hitting it, when you You're laughing, I'm dead serious. Yeah, because when you hitting it, like when you getting that rhythm, you know, y'all know when, when you get in the rhythm right and you just keep it in, you you not about to nut, but it's just good, it's just like wow, like you caught it.

Speaker 2 1:13:56

And then it was just like, in the middle of that, it was just like OK, this is another reason why I am going to say I think she farted, because if you had gotten to the part where rhythm hit, you would have smelled something before the rhythm.

Speaker 1 1:14:12

Yes, so are you saying that I should excuse the fart?

Speaker 2 1:14:17

No, I'm not saying you should have excused the fart. I mean then again, yeah, but it happens when you fucking so wow, you should have just been like, did you just fart? Like I took a little water break, she could have went to shower and we wouldn't want to know about your business.

Speaker 1 1:14:33

Oh no, no eating fruit.

Speaker 2 1:14:37

Eating fruit matters and drinking water Absolutely.

Speaker 4 1:14:40

Very.

Speaker 2 1:14:42

Especially if you caught on somebody over for a, for a actual like booty call, whatever you want to call it sneak and lean thing or whatever it is. I feel like you got to be prepared. Yes.

Speaker 1 1:14:51

Yes.

Speaker 2 1:14:52

This was this y'all's first time.

Speaker 1 1:14:53

No.

Speaker 2 1:14:55

OK, so you know what as a hand clean. And then what, yeah, you could have, you could have, you could have.

Speaker 1 1:15:04

Yeah, it was doing my whole face. What could I say? I was a savage during those times. You're canceled. I'm not doing that again. I don't have anything to do with this anymore. You are very disrespectful.

Speaker 2 1:15:23

Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 1:15:23

If you know you about the poop, why don't you just say that though hey, listen hey can we stop? Can we stop? Can we stop right quick, because I've been a bus ass. You know what I'm saying. It should be pretty.

Speaker 2 1:15:37

Has it worked like that for you? Doesn't work like that, which I'm not far into insects.

Speaker 1 1:15:42

That's nuts that y'all are getting pounded out and pooting at the same time. That is this.

Speaker 3 1:15:56

Like this no.

Speaker 2 1:15:58

Hold on, that's what I'm saying, because now you can't say that we are being bent and folded into positions that are not normal positions. It's a lot of ab and core shit. That's what it's for us. They don't stop at that. You pound in the fuck out of like, and sometimes that takes one pound, and this is. You could have told me what are you going to do. You could have told me she could have. I'll give you this. I'll give you this. I'll give you this.

Speaker 1 1:16:29

She could have told me.

Speaker 2 1:16:30

It's different if you giving a girl a head and she and she poop, then that's. Then I understand.

Speaker 4 1:16:37

You ever got to do your face no.

Speaker 2 1:16:39

I've never put it on anybody while I was in there, however, then I could understand. But in this scenario that you're describing, where you had the rhythm and sounds like he was going, which means you was probably in fucking Pound Town.

Speaker 1 1:16:52

Yeah, we had turned in our tickets.

Speaker 4 1:16:56

You got that shit set for real Fine.

Speaker 1 1:17:01

But when I was, when I was going through it, when it is the whole phase, I don't know. You know what I'm saying, Can't? I can't do that man.

Speaker 2 1:17:11

I got to read this in my Memphis voice I'm a white, I got Shut up, screw.

Speaker 1 1:17:18

Can't spell rhythm Scrub, shut up.

Speaker 2 1:17:22

I'm going to read this in my Memphis voice OK, I put pressure on her, put name. That's how she wrote it.

Speaker 1 1:17:30

Put pressure on that, put a mind.

Speaker 2 1:17:32

Yeah, put pressure on that, Put a mind. Yeah, that's my, my daddy would be, so he would you hit that. You hit that, by the way, she from Memphis, so we did her justice on saying a, that is a.

Speaker 1 1:17:48

At least he didn't put that Terrence Howard jump.

Speaker 2 1:17:52

Oh my he's going to get her started? She's not. Don't get her.

Speaker 1 1:17:56

Come on my.

Speaker 2 1:17:57

Come on man.

Speaker 4 1:18:00

Bad, I don't see a doubt?

Speaker 2 1:18:01

I see, and my Timiday, my, my tape in the toilet, my, I'm sorry, that's my move.

Speaker 1 1:18:07

I don't know why he got so mad, though, nigga, he had a tape. I'm not.

Speaker 2 1:18:16

Not on my tape in the toilet right.

Speaker 3 1:18:17

Fuck, not a CD, this nigga had a tape, I would have did the same. I was working, it was a question on your date.

Speaker 2 1:18:26

She, it was Everybody, and it's out of you.

Speaker 1 1:18:32

Get this shit the fuck out of here, bro. I put me on. Come on get this tape. Oh trash. And state oh man, you ain't never used to rapping or like that.

Speaker 2 1:18:48

Oh you ready. Oh shit, here she go. I was just playing. Where are you? I thought you was going to.

Speaker 4 1:18:56

I was waiting.

Speaker 2 1:18:58

Oh, this audience there will be.

Speaker 1 1:19:00

No, I mean oh, you be freestyling oh yeah, yeah, birthday. March 27th.

Speaker 2 1:19:05

I got you. Everybody, come on I got to wait that long. Yeah, it's a present, that's a gift. Damn, I got bars. I be freestyling all over the app. You still be freestyling.

Speaker 1 1:19:21

Oh man Come on.

Speaker 2 1:19:23

I don't got better because I started. You feel me.

Speaker 1 1:19:26

I mean, if you keep doing something.

Speaker 2 1:19:27

That's what my name Trigatemi came out. That's my rap name.

Speaker 1 1:19:30

Oh word.

Speaker 2 1:19:31

I did it, ok, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:19:34

I mean, hit me with one bar, though. What's one bar you be sitting?

Discussion on Talents and Personal Experiences

Speaker 2 1:19:38

My name is Redd, but they call him Big Redd, and he all on this app and I ain't got it. Oh, you got the Southern draw too. Ok, yeah, man, why, you got it. Thank you, but when I give it to you, OK, ok, I like that.

Speaker 1 1:19:54

That's hard, that's hard, right there I get high.

Speaker 2 1:19:57

I be rapping all the time Going to be throwing my ass down. I be singing and rapping. Couldn't own Tony.

Speaker 1 1:20:09

Grish you be. You be rapping too.

Speaker 2 1:20:11

Don't even ask. No, come on now. No.

Speaker 1 1:20:14

I know, you know what that was Coach.

Speaker 2 1:20:16

No.

Speaker 1 1:20:17

You know, I was right, no rapper. Yeah, what about a singer?

Speaker 2 1:20:24

Come on, ok, so let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. So, back in the day, we used to have musical Monday, right?

Speaker 3 1:20:29

Hmm.

Speaker 2 1:20:30

There's one particular show. I guess Kristen think we could hear her. She did the whole rap. She was singing every song. This was her day. I swear to God, grish, I told you I just found this show.

Speaker 2 1:20:41

What is this? Stop doing that, remember me. You just talk, right? Yeah, I was downloading some shows. This one particular musical Monday you were singing and rapping your ass off, baby. I got it already on the computer and ready to go. Oh, this was a good musical Monday. Yeah, let's go. And I'm in a group as well Caused, so silky bunnets in this. Wow, the prototype in it is me, trixie, baby and prototype. So you laughing.

Speaker 1 1:21:13

Is this contemporary?

Speaker 2 1:21:16

Contemporary. Prototype is a rapper I can see that, and she ain't no hope, everybody, she ain't no hope.

Speaker 1 1:21:21

Oh shit Prototype.

Speaker 2 1:21:24

Trixie be spit in. Trixie got a song I read. It is out right now on Spotify.

Speaker 1 1:21:30

Word.

Speaker 2 1:21:31

Polly Esther. You know what Polly?

Speaker 1 1:21:34

Esther what.

Speaker 2 1:21:37

You about to find it.

Speaker 3 1:21:40

Hello.

Speaker 1 1:21:40

Hello, now Polly Esther.

Speaker 2 1:21:44

Shit All y'all playing like that's my shit.

Speaker 1 1:21:46

What's, what's the? What's the artist's name? Is it?

Speaker 2 1:21:50

Moomoo, it's a bunnets baby. Value one, that shit coming. Trixie baby. What's the name of the song? Why she, why not? She ain't typing.

Speaker 1 1:22:01

Oh yeah, of course I find the place.

Speaker 2 1:22:04

I don't Spotify, so OK.

Speaker 1 1:22:13

Hey, scruff of Food, Scruff out here spitting Bars, moomoo and Silk Bannets. Like I only read. I only asked because I want to know, like you know, I want to know my co-host, I want to know what they hidden talents are. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 1:22:30

Shit, that didn't mean.

Speaker 1 1:22:32

Y'all sit up here. We probably sitting on the gold mine.

Speaker 2 1:22:35

You know what I'm saying. That's the name of the song. Thank you for that. Come here, girl. That's the name of the damn song.

Speaker 1 1:22:41

OK, and it's on Spotify.

Speaker 2 1:22:46

Yeah, I think it's on Apple too. When I'm a steak, I look on Apple. It's an awesome platform. Come here, girl.

Speaker 1 1:22:54

I'm here, girl, danny Bone. No.

Speaker 2 1:23:00

No shit, hold on. Somebody sent him the song. Send me the song so I can send it to him.

Speaker 1 1:23:05

I got Britain, britain Wood.

Speaker 4 1:23:09

Stop it.

Speaker 1 1:23:09

No, oh, we're going to find this song, sonny Redloft.

Speaker 2 1:23:21

What is it in the song?

Speaker 1 1:23:24

Uh, tell him, but Tell him, you put me on the beat. You already know prototype ain't no hoe.

Speaker 3 1:23:33

No hoe.

Speaker 1 1:23:36

Gris can be the spotlight with her big O.

Speaker 2 1:23:40

Big O what. Big O what. Don't say it, it's gruff. Say it with your chest. Big O what.

Speaker 1 1:23:46

Oh, hold on Stop light. That's what he meant. Gris can be the spotlight.

Speaker 2 1:23:51

Don't do that. That's not what he meant. Say what you meant, gruff.

Speaker 1 1:23:55

I can't help you, gruff. I don't know what's happening. I don't. Polyester Pimp oh, that's the name of the artist Polyester Pimp. Yeah, there we go Okay, that's why I couldn't find it Polyester.

Speaker 2 1:24:10

You're going to laugh when you hear it, so fix the baby's comedian. Oh, I didn't understand how your mic is not cooperating with you today. Anyway, she made this on good and her Pimp voice A pimp thing that she does. That's really funny. It's very cute. Okay, yeah, that's part of my little group. Okay, it'll lose us that month. P Giddy up kinda in the talents, she up there playing. Chris Beach on the minor her business. This is a great dancer.

Speaker 2 1:24:59

I can believe that, I can see that don't give me those eyes how my lion is on tiktok right now that you be dancing.

Speaker 1 1:25:12

Oh, it ain't on Amazon, it ain't on Apple either, it's on YouTube. Okay, let me see.

Speaker 2 1:25:33

No, I play stop. We gotta get this thing cracking you too, let's see, oh see it's. You know it's bad, because soon as I go to YouTube, they show me somebody murder.

Speaker 1 1:25:47

Yo.

Speaker 2 1:25:51

Hey, they telling me about somebody that got killed the polyester pimp.

Speaker 1 1:25:56

No, that's not it.

Speaker 2 1:25:58

It's gotta be. You heard of it.

Speaker 3 1:26:03

It ain't no no there.

Speaker 2 1:26:06

Uh, okay, wait, I found it.

Speaker 1 1:26:08

You found it Pickled poke meat. The lost tapes, volume 289. Alright, alright. The scrubs said he taught everything.

Speaker 2 1:26:25

I don't know I found her YouTube, but it ain't nothing on it yeah, she knows.

Speaker 1 1:26:34

And the five second orgasm, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 1:26:37

No, what conversation was this, grits? That must not have been there that day. I don't know. Is he talking about when I made myself come?

Speaker 1 1:26:48

Like. Is that what he's talking about? For like? So you was just like sitting there, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:26:52

I can fake myself into an orgasm. You don't know, I don't even have to touch myself. It caught me that one.

Speaker 1 1:27:01

So that was a good one.

Speaker 2 1:27:05

It's a skill. Yes, I don't know if it's a skill. Skill usually is useful. I don't know what I could use it for other than pleasing myself. That's a great skill. I'm glad you talked about it.

Speaker 1 1:27:18

I don't know how that is. I will go out, baby. I'm not going to say it's not a skill, it's stuff you don't like to share with the group. I don't understand. Like hey, I'm not every step out. No, it's not really, not really. Like hey, do you rap? Do you write?

Speaker 2 1:27:40

Hey, I can think myself to an orgasm.

Speaker 1 1:27:41

That's something you would want to. That's not even on the same plane. That's how I can. I can bust.

Speaker 2 1:27:50

No he.

Speaker 1 1:27:52

Oh professor, Professor X over here Just no.

Speaker 2 1:28:00

No, no, no.

Speaker 1 1:28:06

No.

Speaker 2 1:28:08

No no.

Speaker 1 1:28:12

No.

Speaker 2 1:28:14

No, no, that's a big mistake. You can't do it. You have to have a dynamic feeling. There might be that one or two things that it takes that I just like get you over the edge. Yeah, you're not able to like literally sit there and think yourself into it and imagine it to the point that it's almost like you can feel it sounds like me thinking about food, not the same thing.

Speaker 2 1:28:44

Not the same thing? I think it's the same thing. I understand what you're saying. What's wrong? That's all you have to do, like, do you know how to clear your mind? That's one thing I know. A lot of people say they do I can literally sit here completely empty my mind. So, completely empty your mind. Just totally take everything else out, no talk to anyone else and focus on shut up Scruff.

Speaker 1 1:29:09

You know what, since she has titties and no mental? I?

Speaker 3 1:29:15

can read that.

Speaker 1 1:29:20

I got to. I got to read it for the people, because people I'm over here trying to clear my mind.

Speaker 2 1:29:27

I'm going with the question that's been taught Mental talk time, mental talk time. So I'm going for you, think back and remember a time when some titties really had you there Like y'all don't know how to. Yeah, I do have a particular thought. There's two things that I can think of that will do it for me. And if, if I'm actually in the act, like physically doing with somebody and they not, for whatever reason, they not getting there, I'll think about those things and then it'll happen.

Speaker 1 1:29:56

So is that not the same thing as me not telling the woman that she put it? No that's the same thing.

Speaker 2 1:30:02

No.

Speaker 1 1:30:03

I'm just going to leave that right there.

Speaker 2 1:30:05

No, it's not the same thing.

Speaker 1 1:30:10

You're not really getting me there, and then I'm there. That's a lie.

Speaker 2 1:30:16

Because you might be in your own mental space. Though Tell us a lie, because he didn't do it OK and you cleared your mind. Oh shit.

Speaker 1 1:30:31

Oh.

Speaker 2 1:30:32

I still my mic.

Speaker 3 1:30:34

Is that?

Speaker 2 1:30:34

not how. Ok, so let me ask you a question. Got him.

Speaker 3 1:30:38

No, you don't got nothing.

Speaker 2 1:30:39

Let me ask you a question. So let's say if you're having sex, right, when you're having sex, you are mentally there as well. You're thinking about the pleasure of the feeling, the sounds, shut up, scruff, I want to say the smells, but with you, I don't know if that's safe to say.

Speaker 1 1:31:07

It's crumpled it tonight.

Speaker 2 1:31:09

How many? Oh one.

Speaker 1 1:31:12

I feel like Spongebob sitting in front of me saying imagination.

Speaker 2 1:31:18

It's the voice in my head.

Speaker 3 1:31:22

Yeah, I'm just thinking about it?

Speaker 2 1:31:26

You just purely feel it.

Speaker 1 1:31:27

You don't think, yeah, a lot of it is just the feeling of it. That's why we that's where they're on, that's tight, or you know this thing, feel good or well if he can take me away from thinking, then he's doing a very good job.

Speaker 2 1:31:40

If I get out of my head, then he's doing his job. If I'm thinking too much, I have to think. That's the only way it's going to happen. What you're thinking about singing that, though, but sometimes I'm in my head. That's what I'm thinking about.

Speaker 2 1:31:56

I'm not going to dinner tomorrow. What's right, this outfit that I've been aware to this party I'm not thinking about you know how old girls you know fucking tracks was showing I'm not. Is that a brand thing? Like you kind of like? Why the bitch track with in the middle like in your shit, bust out and then like we are the fuck out of me? Yes, there's been times when I've been in the action and some other random shit just pop over her wig. Was that close to her brow eyebrows, like he's in here giving him his all he think he do it all this way.

Speaker 2 1:32:29

I'm here trying to figure out why this bitch's eyelashes is lifted and she ain't feeling it Like yeah. So then, megan, take me from those thoughts. He's, he's winning, yeah, he's winning.

Speaker 1 1:32:40

So can I ask y'all where the crap circles on the forehead came from? I know y'all call it baby hairs, but what is that Like? When did that?

Speaker 2 1:32:50

crack circles.

Speaker 1 1:32:51

Yeah, Like when did that start? Like what is this?

Speaker 2 1:32:57

Why are you asking us?

Speaker 1 1:32:57

and they're very close to the eyebrows.

Speaker 2 1:33:00

Okay, so thanks.

Speaker 1 1:33:01

There's no indentions I need help, right, you know like you can't start a paragraph without indenting and it's just like right here.

Speaker 2 1:33:10

Like first of all, you got to use two fingers. Baby hairs are nothing new. We did baby hairs when I was in elementary school.

Speaker 3 1:33:18

We ain't doing that being they wasn't coming.

Speaker 2 1:33:21

They wasn't like going through puberty here. They was like literally there was baby hairs. They was at the edge. You just laid them smoothly. You might have did like a little swoop. I used to do like a little juicy thing. The most I burns this exact like I used to get fans with my sideburns.

Speaker 1 1:33:35

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:33:36

No, it's nothing new. However, this shit is weird. Taking it now to your eyelids is a bit fucking much.

Speaker 1 1:33:45

I don't understand that thing be close.

Speaker 2 1:33:49

Why is it so many? Yes like on purpose.

Speaker 1 1:33:52

Yes.

Speaker 2 1:33:54

Unless that's finger wave down. Why is it so many? Why is it so many sections? You did the one or two little things that came down because it was a little little frayery, or whatever you want to call it, and you swoop that shit.

Speaker 1 1:34:07

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:34:08

Now they purposely leave the hair out. Yeah, you did that because hair got left out, not because you purposely left hair out. Am I mistaken grits? Like I know I'm not the best hair niece, though. Like that's weird, I think. I think part of the reason that it got to where it is now is because of lace front wigs and a lot of girls use the edges to cover the lace like I wish my the line of demarcation between their, their hair or their head, and where the lace starts right.

Speaker 2 1:34:35

So they're trying to cover it up. And now it's just gotten out of fucking hands.

Speaker 1 1:34:41

Yeah, it looks nuts. It's worse than the niggas with the, the ink and they beard like that.

Speaker 2 1:34:46

Shit is wild, that's where the line is as bad as that white line, that.

Speaker 1 1:34:51

I hate that shit. That's the same thing. Why is there a chalk outline on your Bruh?

Speaker 2 1:34:58

Why your hairline look like a crime scene. Why is it? Why is it? I don't understand why you didn't wash that off.

Speaker 1 1:35:05

Kill that shit.

Inappropriate and Graphic Sexual Discussion

Speaker 2 1:35:07

No, sir, no, you didn't.

Speaker 1 1:35:10

Hold on, let me. Let me play the. We have the song polyester Pell.

Speaker 2 1:35:15

You found it? Yes, come here, girl.

Speaker 3 1:35:17

Come here, girl. Come here, girl. You got me and it's dirty she's. So come here, girl. Hey, come here, girl. Come here, girl, you got me. She's dirty. She's how I want you. You know it's passive. You know I'm on you Everybody for the money. But bitch, now I'll find you. You know I don't like it, you messing around with a. Now I'm excited, right, and then I'm back, okay.

Speaker 1 1:35:54

That thing about right there Low key.

Speaker 2 1:35:58

Why you playing?

Speaker 1 1:35:58

I ain't go, she that's.

Speaker 2 1:36:01

Hi girl Come here girl.

Speaker 1 1:36:04

Let me put I have subscribed To her channel. That is official.

Speaker 2 1:36:12

Let's go.

Speaker 1 1:36:14

I fuck with that. I support my.

Speaker 2 1:36:17

Subscribe for the show.

Speaker 1 1:36:19

And if y'all ain't subscribed, y'all need to go subscribe.

Speaker 2 1:36:22

Y'all know, I think she hella funny though.

Speaker 1 1:36:24

Yeah, trixie, baby two 10. Go do that.

Speaker 3 1:36:27

Oh.

Speaker 1 1:36:29

Let me see, yeah, see, they know, they know the fucking vibes.

Speaker 2 1:36:34

When you on right.

Speaker 1 1:36:35

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see that nigga man, I'll fuck with him, with the Me too. Oh, let me see I ain't, I really ain't got nothing else, so I'm here for you hungry.

Speaker 2 1:36:51

Yeah, I oh well wait since we here and it's a whole bunch of stereo people here. I'm gonna tell y'all right now Mr Royce gonna be on stereo with me. Oh, starting Not this Sunday but the next Sunday.

Speaker 1 1:37:09

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:37:09

Not tomorrow, but next Sunday.

Speaker 1 1:37:11

Yeah, yeah, next Sunday Other 10th.

Speaker 2 1:37:14

The Sunday of the 10th and I don't know why I said with me, tammy gonna be there too. She keep, yeah, she thought she was like right. So let me tell you something. We talking on the phone this morning and I tell Tammy and I was like, oh yeah, I was telling her to play it and she's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all gonna get on stereo. I said it what the fuck is y'all? I love how you just like quickly dismiss yourself from some shit.

Speaker 1 1:37:33

Like she ain't gonna be there. Look at, look at, look at, look at what you mean.

Speaker 4 1:37:39

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:37:40

To you people what you mean by that. What are you people? What you mean? You people, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, there, every time they stop in the outages, what I've got my teeth, or様 I've got my teeth. So how close? Did you know how close? Because you know that's how it is how close. And then he ashamed you, so like I thought like shi, that sound like Nope, you don't be there to support. I'm like shit, I'm here for it.

Speaker 3 1:38:18

In the I'm here.

Speaker 2 1:38:19

For Reactions. I thought I was supposed to be an audience.

Speaker 1 1:38:23

You're gonna be there, you're gonna be there.

Speaker 2 1:38:25

I'm back. Y'all see that shit, how you unbeat your back, you understand it. Clearly, you hang from ceiling fans by your kneecap. Hey babe, you do see it, you have the wrong person, you better? I told y'all before I got Titi Pussy, because it's so much fat right here. Do y'all see this? This, this, this.

Speaker 4 1:38:47

Oh, so when you eat, vagina.

Speaker 2 1:38:48

It looked like a little baby, Look like a little vagina. Look at it. There you go Every time, every time, just back, fat, trying to come to the right.

Speaker 1 1:38:57

I'm sorry, I just.

Speaker 2 1:38:59

I think that's the wrong person.

Speaker 1 1:39:01

Thank you all for tuning in for this episode. It's been a long time I'm going to Come here girl, come here girl. I'm going to wrap this on Titi Pussy. And what was the other phrase? Titi armpit? What did you say?

Speaker 2 1:39:23

Pity pity Put you know, like right there, you're right in there, don't you?

Speaker 1 1:39:30

Why are you touching it? Stop?

Speaker 2 1:39:36

Nice and warm. Don't let it work out here and it get more. It ain't there right now. It ain't. It's warm. What's up? You think your foot is? You think you're digging some feet? I'm pretty sure you're just looking at some armpits. I'm just saying no, it's happening All right. Is that a thing? Is that a thing? Google it right now. I think pink is a key armpits.

Speaker 2 1:40:05

She got a juicy girl, a juicy thick girl. You put your dick in there or a bit. That is amazing. But now you're quiet. All right, I'm the one that says some weird shit. Ok, you ain't saying that, wow.

Speaker 1 1:40:20

Yeah, that's all I'm like.

Speaker 2 1:40:22

I can see that it gets moist. It gets moist under that bitch. It's juicy and warm. My armpit is warm as well and she can make it as tight or as loose as she wants. Hello, stick that bitch in your armpit, baby. Say, say.

Speaker 1 1:40:38

Are you like what's I was? Is he like? Is she laying down? She's standing up.

Speaker 2 1:40:43

No, we sitting up. He like we can do all kind of that some wild ass.

Speaker 1 1:40:47

Hey, sit up, baby, let me put this dick up in there. Sit right there.

Speaker 2 1:40:55

You have a rough week. You have a rough week. You don't know when you're going to get it. Stick that shit in your armpit, wash your sleep. It might be. It might be shot. So you got to take what you can get, like this just might be a good backup. That might be it. Damn, I never thought about that.

Speaker 1 1:41:14

So I don't want deodorant on my dick. So that's fucking wild. That's out the question.

Speaker 2 1:41:20

Okay, I don't want that. Well, catch a wife. She got the shower Right, yeah, after the shower, throw some baby up in there. Oh, lotion as I am, you lost you up right, I miss you. You lost all of that real good Right on the door. Found it. What's the name of that? Read it. I'm not.

Speaker 3 1:41:39

I'm not who. That's a big word.

Speaker 2 1:41:40

I can't. I don't know that word. Hey pineapple, you got to stop switching.

Speaker 1 1:41:54

Hey, pineapple is just as bad as what's today. Yeah, oh, so you might want some musty pussy bitch.

Speaker 2 1:42:07

Must. If you don't want to do it, oh right, fucking dove on there, right?

Speaker 1 1:42:12

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Hey, look at that thing Fucking dove on that, fucking On my dick. What the fuck.

Speaker 2 1:42:24

If you're fucking a pussy pig, yeah. If you're doing feature to your dick and dick in, I don't know, I can't be dick in between my feet. Wait, hello, it was my accident, though. It was an accident.

Speaker 1 1:42:45

Do, do, tell yeah.

Speaker 2 1:42:53

Yeah, but no, so that wasn't the intention it was laying on the bed watching a movie, and he's sitting like up against the headboard, up against the pillows, and I am laying with. I'm laying with my head like towards the foot of the bed and we're watching a movie. That's literally that's all it was. It didn't mean, it was supposed to be nothing else, and so the way that he's sitting, I'm in between his legs but my feet are by him and there was a penis in my feet and they just started playing and then it just so you laid it.

Speaker 2 1:43:27

Shit, I don't have a big dick in my toes. Me too. Pineapple, me too. Oh, I, I love her, so you just continue to, yeah, and it continued to do what it does. And then everybody did what they do, and we finished singing in the rain and it was a good night.

Speaker 1 1:44:12

This is during singing in the rain. I'm sorry, we are going to go.

Speaker 2 1:44:21

I got questions Because I'm going to call you on stereo, because this was.

Speaker 1 1:44:28

Nothing about that movie requires Nothing A footy and singing in the rain.

Speaker 3 1:44:38

We did, we did, we did Put your dick in your feet.

Speaker 2 1:44:43

It's for me. I'm popping first of all.

Speaker 3 1:44:46

Oh, OK, my bad, I'm in the rain.

Speaker 2 1:44:48

It's good. Good morning. Yeah, that's singing in the rain, but that's why it was an accident, all of this that I'm telling you these details should lead up to accident for you. Y'all not getting an accident? No Accident.

Speaker 4 1:45:03

You've been hurt in an accident.

Speaker 2 1:45:06

You're put Because you're accidentally landed in two big beads, my B, two square.

Speaker 1 1:45:14

Your family might be entitled to compensation. What you might list, that hey thank you. That's why I hate that shit's nuts. Hey, I got a footy. I got a footy doing singing in the rain. Cut what.

Speaker 2 1:45:36

I didn't show you people that shit. It was the first time I've ever watched it and I introduced it to it. I was like I love this movie, let's watch it.

Speaker 1 1:45:43

She was crazy. He was up. He was up in the target. He was up in the target after haircut. She was crazy Trying to tell you, bruh.

Speaker 2 1:45:55

How you got a figure in me like that. I'm triggered, my guy.

Speaker 1 1:46:01

You got a haircut and everything. Man, I ain't even had a cut. She didn't finger up here and then footed my dick Like it's just nuts, bruh.

Speaker 2 1:46:08

And how you say it. Hey, you gonna come foot my dick, you gonna foot my dick. I'm not flat. I didn't ask for a dick, a foot dick. I don't think the money you should ask for. I think it's the sexual shit. You should just let have it. You don't ask for it. I just put my feet on his dick and let it happen. He didn't say nothing when I did it. He inside me, he ain't flinched.

Speaker 2 1:46:29

No words were exchanged, nobody said I don't want to ask questions right now because I'm like how do you make a laugh? Make a laugh, make a laugh, make a laugh. There you go, bruh. There were no words exchanged. He didn't say shit. I didn't say nothing, it just you just let it happen as the movie was. He let it happen what you mean. It was happening to him, but you had to squeeze the shit right like the fit. I got strong legs, I scrolled. It's the mind, it's the mind, that's all it is. See you.

Speaker 1 1:46:58

I love it.

Speaker 2 1:46:58

I'm gonna get those footies. Let me get that footies for you, shawty. I love it.

Speaker 1 1:47:02

Grits over here playing living real life inception, fucking, building worlds and shit in her mind, and that is kind of cute.

Speaker 2 1:47:12

If you could do an ask for a footie, that might be the way to ask for it. I love it.

Speaker 1 1:47:16

There, you go. Yeah, was it during. What was it during?

Speaker 2 1:47:24

A fiddle Wait as a fiddle. No, I don't remember what scene it was. I don't remember. I don't remember what scene it was yeah, we need to know the song so we know exactly when to go in.

Speaker 1 1:47:36

It's the perfect time.

Speaker 2 1:47:37

Putty, I can't. I can't feel like. I feel like I know what scene it was, I just don't know the song. I don't know the name of the song.

Speaker 1 1:47:46

I wish I could narrate Fuck.

Speaker 2 1:47:49

Because, the much I need a little help with this one, it's the perfect time. The movie had nothing to do with it, like it was no influence it was literally just feet and there's a dick. No, no, most of it's supposed to be. Yes, it rose. Indeed, that's what it was. It was during that scene. Thank you, it was during that scene. There you go. Scruff just helped y'all with the most of supposes scene.

Speaker 2 1:48:12

That's what you're supposed to give me the fuck off Scruff, because what that's when you get a footy, most of supposes you recall. This is official, what we're going to call this A footy.

Speaker 1 1:48:24

It's a footy.

Speaker 2 1:48:25

I think that's a cute name for it A footy, I think that's a cute name.

Speaker 1 1:48:28

Let me get that footy you want a footy.

Speaker 2 1:48:30

I've only ever given one, and there's a lot of men with feet fetishes, so I'm sure it's very common.

Speaker 1 1:48:36

Yeah, it probably is.

Speaker 2 1:48:37

Hey, you want a footy, not for me, ass. Why don't you take a shit and put it in the comment?

Speaker 1 1:48:44

As Grits lays on her stomach. Sniper position. That's exactly how I was. I was in a sniper position, waiting for her prey.

Speaker 2 1:48:56

I'm working for you in the voice. Yeah, yo a shit, oh a footy, I don't want me to talk about this. You want me to sit on hold of my feet? I got so many questions about how to do the footy Wait so you was laying?

Speaker 1 1:49:13

Nah, we ain't doing this. We had no, so you were going on your stomach.

Speaker 2 1:49:17

Yeah, because I'm like wait a minute, so your feet.

Speaker 1 1:49:20

All right, we out of here. I'm hungry, I'm hungry. So you ain't turned over and gave them the bottoms of your feet.

Speaker 2 1:49:30

No, it was, it was. It was the like, the insides of my feet, like the where the arch be at yeah. And my feet were like pump. You know white people side up. Yeah, I kind of call it At the palm of your foot. Is that what that's?

Speaker 1 1:49:44

called yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 1:49:47

But yeah.

Speaker 1 1:49:48

What would you would have did if he, if he would have spat on them?

Speaker 2 1:49:52

If he would have spit on my feet, I would have been going home, what you mean?

Speaker 1 1:50:00

I mean they might need some. Lou was up like.

Armpit and Foot Sex With Aunt

Speaker 2 1:50:03

Okay. So here's the thing. To what? My feet were already well oiled because he had given me a foot massage before we started. Oh, what is this plan? I should have started off with that. So now I know what I I mean. I need a foot.

Speaker 1 1:50:24

That's nuts.

Speaker 2 1:50:27

I need a foot, it would have been crazy.

Speaker 1 1:50:30

That would have been nice. Yeah, oh my God.

Speaker 2 1:50:38

Yeah, we couldn't have a foot rebalancing, I know. Hey, yeah, you got to let us know how I go next week. No, it's actually kind of I hate that. I'm admitting this. It was actually kind of fun and it felt good to my. I don't know, but he's well. Clearly it felt good to him, but feel good to my feet. I've only ever done this type one time. Never happened again.

Speaker 1 1:50:59

But I'm glad I enjoyed the footy.

Speaker 2 1:51:03

Definitely time to go, because I'm definitely talking too much now.

Speaker 1 1:51:06

We're going to get out of here, guys. I hope you guys get you a footy, footy or two and you know, come back next week and join us oh yes, Tammy.

Speaker 2 1:51:20

No, I ain't got shit. I'll say because I was going to figure out how to pull this footy off.

Speaker 1 1:51:23

Oh, okay, yeah, the footy, that's interesting. I might mind my mind. I might go ahead and tell wife about that thing, pop it.

Speaker 2 1:51:32

Because this is interesting. Maybe you eat your armpits like that. I was just trying to see what it felt like.

Speaker 4 1:51:39

She got the superstars.

Speaker 2 1:51:40

She got me.

Speaker 3 1:51:49

You're telling me.

Speaker 2 1:51:54

Just don't say mom, who might make some shit happen. I'm just talking about pity sex and footy, so I don't need that shit now. I'm sure armpit sex is just the same. Now we got this one foot sex.

Speaker 1 1:52:11

I'm not participating in armpit sex.

Speaker 2 1:52:13

You're my aunt. Yes, you are. You're here with us. No, we are trio now.

Speaker 1 1:52:21

In the Michael Phelps position. We're out of here, guys. Thanks to tune in.

Speaker 4 1:52:27

I'm going to show them who the boss when you niggas don't learn when you close in his veins in your way. So you burn with my turn or my time. Rock, rock, rock For the dad, taking fear, chance after chance. But I got to dance to the dark side.

Speaker 1 1:52:43

This for pineapple, right here though. I'm so fine, this is my mouth. This for pineapple. Right here though.

Speaker 4 1:52:50

You got cheese. I got no other nine hundred stone. I got peas. I got coat. Ain't no credit given. You can get around here. Niggas robbing, niggas banging, niggas slanging down here.

Speaker 1 1:53:09

I got cheese. I got cheese Fuck with your boy. Bye y'all, bye y'all.