No Shade Just Palm Trees
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No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 236 "Progeria" ft. Kiss My Grits Pt. 2
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How many of us really question the existence and portrayal of dinosaurs as we know them? What if they were not as we've been taught all along? Join us as we throw caution to the wind and challenge the conventional wisdom about dinosaurs, mysterious animal facts, and the fear of large bodies of water. We give you an uncensored take on the unspoken aspects of the porn industry like the representation of little people. vWe let our curiosity loose and explore the unimaginable possibilities.
Ever wondered how men and women handle decline and struggles differently? We dive into the deep end of the pool, discussing the complexities in the lives of eccentric performers like Michael Jackson. The conversation only gets more riveting as we unfold the perception of infidelity across different cities in the US, the strange dancing plague of 1518, and the concept of telekinesis. We even bring to light the ethics and potential consequences of mind-reading, and the power of money as a superpower. We promise you won't be disappointed.
Finally, we tackle the importance of conversations in relationships, the changes in sex drive during marriage, and how these aspects can be managed better. We wrap up by sharing our excitement about the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday while expressing our heartfelt gratitude towards our listeners. This episode is designed to both entertain you and challenge your perspectives. So, sit back, relax and let this roller-coaster ride of a discussion give you the thrill you've been waiting for!
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Debating Dinosaurs, Unusual Animal Facts
Speaker 1I don't believe that dinosaurs existed. What?
Speaker 2Yet somehow some man told us what the fuck they sounded like, and we believe that's what I'm saying, that's what it was.
Speaker 1One with a T. Rex he was the most voracious animal on the land. How did he balance?
Speaker 2What was the purpose?
Speaker 1and now they're saying they had feathers. They weren't reptilian, they had feathers. You know what history fuck you. I don't believe any of this shit existed because you're making it up.
Speaker 2And for the last 100 some odd years, y'all didn't know they had feathers, y'all just Yesterday.
Speaker 1We just found it out. Found it out. That's what I'm saying. How do they know?
Speaker 2Okay, I can get how they might know how they looked because of the fossils, the bones or whatever. You put some bones together and you could get an idea of what something looks like. Right, I can get how they might figure out how they look. It's how they sound that I'm like. How do y'all know? For all we know, t Rex barked. We don't know. Try Sarah tops might have purred like a cat. We weren't there. How do y'all know?
Speaker 1here's my thing, and this is the thing that just made me not believe it. Okay, there is a bird a bird a bird dinosaur. They have to people know. Is it pterodactyl? It's a featherless bird. How, when there there aren't any?
Speaker 2do you need feathers to fly?
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Yes, this is where we got to start. So, yes, you need feathers.
Speaker 1That's what I'm thinking. Yes, because I don't know any animal without feathers that has that doesn't fly. You've got the flying squirrels, but they more glide they glide and they have to be at a certain height in order for them to glide.
Speaker 2Sugar gliders. They glide in the name for like that's a given.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Are there any reptile bird oh?
Speaker 1but bats. Bats have fur though, oh. Oh but bats have fur. Yes, they like hairy rats, they're like flying rats.
Speaker 1That's how first yeah, they're body, not their wings. Oh, they're like Harry on her, on her body. So bats, okay, bats, we give a bats. I digress, I Will concede, I Just don't believe that. But okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will not concede, because you've seen the way bats fucking fly, like why do they have the phrase a bat out of hell? You see the way they fly nuts. They just fucking everywhere cuz they don't have any fern, no feathers.
Speaker 2I don't think that's why bats fly like that. I Know. No, okay, you have to bring that back.
Speaker 1Why? Why they fly? Why they fly nuts?
Speaker 2They actually don't. So there's a neighborhood that I used to live in in north Las Vegas. The neighborhood because they have bats out there, uh-huh, and you could be outside at night. You would see the bats and they would do like a little, like a little, whatever sound they make. That's how you know. It was a bat plus birds. Really, don't be out flying.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2They don't really fly wild like how you think. They're not blind, but they have bad eyesight. They use, like echo, location to To get where they're going. Bats do okay so I think that might be why they're flying. Doesn't look as graceful as birds. Mmm, maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1But I'll, oh yeah, well, I was have good eyes.
Speaker 2Big eyes because they're not turnable. Yeah, I Don't know. I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how dinosaurs suddenly got feathers. So T-rex had feathers. Yeah, t-rex like, like Littlefoot, and Sarah and Petrie had feathers.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, they all have feathers.
Speaker 2So everything I learned from a man before time lies.
Speaker 1The mom didn't die. It's all lies. They made it up this BS. It's all BS. Heartbreaking, that's it is not gonna lie.
Speaker 2That was one of my childhood favorites.
Speaker 1They just fast chickens, just big chickens running around but chickens can't fly, so Neither can T-rex big chicken just.
Speaker 2That does not make sense. For that body to be that big and the arms to be Like he couldn't even use them to put food in his mouth, he couldn't wipe his ass, he couldn't scratch an itch, he couldn't balance his cell like if he fell over which that's another thing how does he not fall over?
Speaker 1How did they sleep like I just?
Speaker 2I want y'all who are at home right now to put your arms like this and lay down on the floor, but keep your arms like this.
Speaker 1It's bullshit. Tell me how successful, you are. It's, it's not possible.
Speaker 2This doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1That at all Then again.
Speaker 2Then again, after the things I learned about a platypus, it might be plausible. So I don't know. I don't know. Animals are weird.
Speaker 1What platypus do.
Speaker 2You know, platypus ain't got no fucking stomach.
Speaker 1What you said, what they don't eat, nothing.
Speaker 2Oh, they eat all day.
Speaker 1What you mean? They ain't got no stomach.
Large Bodies of Water and Porn
Speaker 2Platypus doesn't have a stomach. They also don't have nipples but they milk their young so they have like the. They seep milk through like their armpits and it like sits in this little like a belly button, like Little crater and the baby's like licking up out of that. They don't have any teeth, but the baby ones have teeth. I don't know why.
Speaker 1No, I don't know why the baby? Wow, wow.
Speaker 2So, with weird animals like this on the planet, like eels, they don't know how eels reproduce. They've never been able to see eels reproduce. All they know is that eels like what you see in the ocean. They're the only animal that can survive in salt and freshwater.
Speaker 1Wow.
Speaker 2Even the ones that they've had in captivity. They've never been able to see them reproduce to see how new eels come along. All they know is that the eels go to the fucking Bermuda triangle After they get hit a certain age, and then new eels come back. Hell no but they don't know. So weird shit like this Ain't no telling what the fuck was happening with dinosaurs. I don't know.
Speaker 1I don't fuck with oceans man, I fuck on that man. Once I seen a well breach somebody in a canoe, I said no bro, I'm cool.
Speaker 2What do you mean? They breach them. They breach the surface.
Speaker 1Yeah, they breach the surface on purpose and knock this man out of a canoe. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2This is why I don't do large bodies of water, because whatever's down there can see me more, yes, clear than I can see them yes, and if they're gonna come up and they want to talk to me, play foster nigger today, ain't shit I could do about it. I don't. I don't do large bodies of water.
Speaker 1What? And then a well has a big ass head and a small as well. Maybe a t-rex does exist. They have a big ass head, small as eyes, and comparison to their head Like they can't, I don't know how they can see is on the sides of their head. Their head is huge. If your eyes, if your eyes were where your ears were. That's what I'm saying I don't know it's fucking bad, I don't fuck with it. I don't fuck with it.
Speaker 2Ain't no telling it's so I don't know I'm I'm up in the air about if the shit is real or not. Yeah, I don't think I'm telling, but the albinos.
Speaker 1I think they've fallen off.
Speaker 2Well, the albinos and midgets are two things I just don't see a lot of, but I know they exist. They're like mystical creatures.
Speaker 1They are not. They're not mystical creatures.
Speaker 2Oh, tell me something, man.
Speaker 1They are humans.
Speaker 2Why humans can't be mystical creatures Like you, ain't never, just in your everyday life, like there are 200 different forms of dwarfism, right, 200 forms?
Speaker 1you really start this study, this I?
Speaker 2mean I gotta think about, about. I need calling them little people, but I gotta think about them. There's 200 different variations right, which means there's a lot of Little people.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2What the fuck they be having in the daytime.
Speaker 1Well, did you know there's? There's this thing called Fanbus In the, in the porn world. You've heard of this all porn stars. They're starting to be represented in porn now. Yes, yes.
Speaker 2Okay, because one of my key questions for a male little person has always been is your dick little too, or is that regular size? I've never, I don't know, oh Lord, because I've seen it on Instagram. So this is the thing, like this they now. They got together and was like we're not representative enough in the poor world.
Speaker 1I'm guessing so, because these mugs, there's this one dude, I forget his name, he's like an Arab, arab type guy and he he found his girlfriend. Hold on here, you go right here.
Speaker 2He's in a rabie admission.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, let me see.
Speaker 2Just Then it came to my head, or so inappropriate, I'm not even.
Speaker 1Oh Lord what.
Speaker 2This still doesn't tell me where they be in the daytime, what they be filming like where they be in the daytime.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying. I think that's what they they coming from. Like they, they come out the cracks and crevices to to be a part of society.
Speaker 2Imagine, said they come out of cracks and crevices.
Speaker 1You know what I mean.
Speaker 2Like no, no, no, that was actually very fitting.
Speaker 1Come on man.
Speaker 2Perfect, perfect.
Speaker 1Hey, come on out. Hello, two, one, five. It's making me log in Cause.
Speaker 2I never when do they shop.
Speaker 1Where do they shop? Probably the kids section, okay.
Speaker 2I want you to think about how small some of them are and meaning if they're shopping in the kids section, like their options for new attire are, like you know, Yu-Gi-Oh theme shirts and light up shoes and I can see that Shoes with no shoelaces. I don't velcro.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I don't want to be a 29 year old midget that still has velcro on my shoes, because you got to do what you got to do now. Life is tough, oh little people.
Speaker 1Hello, I found it just for you. I'm going to share this, not you, found it just for me, yes, you have to see this shit, cause it's just for you. Yes, you have to see this shit, cause it is amazing.
Speaker 2Yes, I'm scared. I'm scared, so look.
Speaker 1Love to take your Whoa. I didn't see that.
Speaker 2What would you do if she was here right now? Oh my gosh, it looks like you've unpacked things. Yeah, I'm going to fruit. Wait, was that tongue due? We got it, I told you.
Speaker 1She's the one from the video. Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 2It's okay, bro, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. I came along. Wait for you. For real. Today's the day. What's that? Yes, baby, alien, what was that? You just ran off the bus. This is for real, this is for real.
Speaker 1This is for real.
Speaker 2It's so real, it's so real. Well, I told you last time we were going to get you a girl. I wasn't lying, I didn't think you were really like.
Speaker 1You see it like.
Speaker 2Let me see your tongue. I am, I am, that's pretty. Yeah, okay, you guys look very relaxed right now. This one here, this one, this little black dude, that is a little person. I think he has progeria Is that how you say it Progeria. He doesn't look like he's a little person, he looks like he is progeria. Why I know these things? I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2I was just about to ask you why you know that he has the characteristic of somebody that actually has like a form of Okay, it doesn't matter what. So? Wait, so this isn't even them. I'm like Targeting like little people or I don't know. I don't want to say exploiting, whatever the word I'm looking for.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're not exploiting, yeah, wait. Wait, hold on, if y'all don't look up where progeria fucking disease is. Holy shit, does he not look like he might have a problem with his teeth? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2Holy shit, does he not look like he might have?
Speaker 1a former progeria fuck. I'm going to share this with the people.
Speaker 2Y'all before he shares this. This is not in any way, shape or form in an effort to make fun of people. This is just so you guys can see. You know what I'm not telling y'all. Shit, I know, okay.
Speaker 1I'm trying to be serious. I was like what the fuck is for Joe shit.
Speaker 2Come from.
Speaker 1Niggas is wild out here. I was like niggas got progeria disease. Don't do that. Oh progeria, build ass nigga.
Speaker 2Oh shit. This is genetic disorder Like they age, like they have, like the reverse Benjamin button.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Damn.
Speaker 1Niggas got progeria disease, so you can't teach people nothing.
Speaker 2You can't. You can't make a thing you can't.
Speaker 1Oh shit, progeria disease.
Speaker 2I'm saying it.
Speaker 1This is like a fucking like that dude off of what's that movie. What was that movie when it was Sin City? Like they yellow niggas, yellow bastard, I think that was his name. Oh shit, look just like. I mean. I, my bed, my bed.
Speaker 2Back to your finals.
Speaker 1Do our binos get progeria disease? That could happen?
Speaker 2That's a good question, because our binos is already like a genetic thing.
Speaker 1Hmm, so you can't, can't get a two for one.
Speaker 2I mean you might be. I imagine it in a combo, like a meal, like you just pull up to the window and be like good yeah, can I get some progeria with a?
Speaker 1flight of albinoism, like Friday sale going on. Just think, crack it. I mean, I just think if it can go one way, like there's some niggas that can sing and dance, you know it should be two for once.
Speaker 2Did you just? You just compare two disorders to two talents.
Speaker 1Hmm, I think we should move on.
Speaker 2Interesting Now here's something I've never. I've never seen. I've never seen a black kid with progeria. So I don't, that's your. And then us and Asians are the only people that make our binos. So if that's the case, Asian people make our binos Asian people and black people are the only people on the planet that will produce the doubt by them.
Speaker 1Really, wow, can they be midgets? What do you mean? Can it? Yeah, they oh can't. Oh can't. She say, can progeria be midgets?
Speaker 2They probably could.
Speaker 1Progeria midgets.
Speaker 2Life. That's a fucked up life. Okay, so Was that, was it? Is it Sweden, I think sweet, I want to say it's Sweden. Just recently, in like the last 45 years or so, did away with sterilizing their Children who were born with issues.
Speaker 1They were. They were killing them.
Speaker 2They were sterilizing. They weren't killing them, but they were preventing them from being able to reproduce so that the gene could be shared on. So like, for example, so let's say, like your kid was, they had Down syndrome, yeah, they would sterilize them at birth, damn, so they could not have any children. And I think, and that was a law, the thing, but I think they just outlined that Not too long before I was born, in the last 50 years or so, oh, our binos, can they be made?
Speaker 1Our binomidget would be lit.
Speaker 2I think that's possible.
Speaker 1That would be lit. See, that's a two for.
Speaker 2Not, you said it's lit.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yes, you can, I pulled up images.
Speaker 1You be our, by the way, in the in the midget. Oh shit, shit little fuck Hell. Yeah, I thought with that. I like that.
Speaker 2Yeah, you can Damn, but is there? Is there like a shortage of of albinos recently? Like I don't understand.
Speaker 1They used to be like everywhere. They used to be like. You know, what the hot shit is is when your skin look like a cow patch. That's the hot shit. I think that took over our vinyl. Hello, you know, you know, oh, what's happening, sorry, can you? Mm, hmm, mm hmm.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1When the when the video I go stops.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1It just. It was starting and then it stopped. You know how when you throw bleach on a shirt?
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Mm, hmm, god, I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. Can we change the subject?
Speaker 2Happening. I don't know why he like this, this girl. This is why he like this Mm hmm, Okay question before we change the subject, since we talked about our bottles and the Lego. Do you think Michael really had been a, like a?
Speaker 1Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2You know of another very pale Michael, is there one I'm missing is Michael Jordan, mike Tyson and and Michael Jackson. I'm trying to keep from laughing.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, okay, mike, I think really had Whatever that shit was, and I think he was just like yo. Let me go ahead and just go all the way. You know you started off with the video like it. Let me just start bleaching it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I want to look like a ghost.
Speaker 1Like all my life. I want to look with it. What was the image Mike was going for?
Speaker 2now that I'm thinking about it, I honestly don't know, but I you know what I think is fucking fucking.
Speaker 1They called him a ghoul, and that was really fucked up.
Speaker 2Who calls him a?
Speaker 1The media, the media, and then they start calling him Waco, jacko and shit.
Speaker 2I remember that.
Speaker 1Yeah, damn dog, like he really. I really think he had a skin problem and I think it fucked up his head Like mentally, like because he was like Peter Pan. He was legit Peter Pan. He never grew up.
Speaker 2You think the skin condition Fucked up his mind?
Speaker 1I think it was a mix of the two, of him being Peter Pan.
Speaker 2It was a contributing factor.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah. The man was not Peter Pan. Why do you keep calling him Peter Pan? That nigga was like he. This nigga made Great fucking music. Okay, I think he was a Advisor In real life.
Speaker 2When he grew up. Hello, okay, okay, robert, will you?
Speaker 1What's he not? Was he not a tax? He didn't work it. But doctor whatever, whichever way.
Speaker 2Doctor, doctor, tax preparer saying what, nick, I've been shot. Okay, I can show you what and fire your taxes. You want a two for one. Like what, not the same? You was about to fix your mouth To be like yeah, you know, same shit. No.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I'm not what.
Speaker 1Wait, wait, let me see, I have zero facts.
Speaker 2I know he was in some Michael the computer. Where was I?
Speaker 1What album did this happen on? Nothing after thriller.
Speaker 2That's nothing. Okay, I'm not even so. Whole job.
Speaker 1Thriller Michael was cute, so After while Michael wasn't no.
Speaker 2after while Michael was cute. Okay, okay, hmm, odd, looking Like Willy Wonka looking until. What album was that? I don't even know what album was that.
Speaker 1I think it was Bad.
Speaker 2You're right. You're right, yeah, because in that video he was definitely with some blush, in the parking lot waving that tiny ass knife holding hands.
Speaker 1You wanna do what you can.
Speaker 2Yes, it is who bad.
Speaker 1I really didn't like that album.
Speaker 2I didn't like that video or that song.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't like the bass. It's something about that bass. I just don't like that shit. I didn't like it. It's just not fire.
Speaker 2What was the band?
Speaker 1Robin Williams was in Hook.
Speaker 2Yes, he was. He played Peter Pan.
Speaker 1Yes, I'm trying to see what he was, so I can stop being ignorant.
Speaker 2I believe he was some sort of doctor.
Speaker 1Let's see. They said Peter Banning, that was the name of his character. After promising to attend at least one of Jack's baseball games, but missing the entire season, peter flies with his disappointed family to London to visit his mother. It doesn't say God talking, damn Wicky Peter Banning. I really want to know. I felt like he was a tax person.
Speaker 2He was a mergers and acquisitions lawyer.
Speaker 1Oh, he was a fucking lawyer. Look at that. All wrong, but that's what I'm saying. That nigga didn't. He was. He was lit. He was lit like and I kept saying he's Peter Pan. I was saying Michael Jackson is Peter Pan because he was lit at his job, Like as Michael Jackson the entertainer. He was that nigga, but in reality he never grew up.
Speaker 2Okay, so that's the thing that makes him Peter Pan.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2He made others.
Speaker 1Yes, that's why he had the whole theme park at his home and zoo animals.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, inviting Macaulay Culkin and come over his house and sit on his lap and shit. He thought he was Macaulay Culkin's age, like he thought he was. He didn't see nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2He's playing Webster, remember yeah.
Speaker 1He's a nigga, my friend. Like oh nigga. Like this nigga made thriller. Like what are you?
Speaker 2doing. I don't know. It's just weird to me how, on one hand, like you playing with like little midget black boys, but on the other hand, you have a crush on Diana Ross.
Speaker 1Listen, when I was that age, I fucking loved Christina Mellion. I thought Christina Mellion was fine as shit. She still is fine.
Speaker 2She is.
Speaker 1But the girl that broke my heart in high school is the one that broke my heart in high school. You know, you get what you get.
Speaker 2So what you're saying is he was attracted to Diana Ross, but all he could get was Webster. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1I don't know what's happening tonight. I don't think. I don't think I'm good at this anymore. It's a terrible example of trying to stand up for a dead black man. Oh my God you. The closest thing he could get is McCulloch. That's what he wanted. He wanted some white boy ass. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2We not going to do Michael. We not going to do Michael.
Speaker 1Hey, listen, mike was weird and it's OK, because weird is it now?
Emotional Impact on Performers and Gender
Speaker 2I think, and if you, even if you name some of the most, does that fly? There's a fly on it. How did you get in here? If you name some of the most musically inclined and like wildly talented people, they're all weird. Yeah, all of them. There's something wrong with all of them, and not like just something wrong. Like they pick, they know they need their boogers like regular shit, like, like no, like like how tie bitches, you know, to radiators and you know keep, keep two day old babies in the crib. And you know just something is wrong.
Speaker 1Yeah, it be off.
Speaker 2So you're right, michael was definitely weird. Yeah, I think you might have, but it's really only. I can't think of no women.
Speaker 1See, I think that's what it is, though I don't think.
Speaker 1I don't think. I don't think Okay, this is going to sound hella sexist and I'm not being funny I don't think women are built for that in the sense of all the drugs abuse. It's just a lot that you have to go through and still perform and still show up as Michael Jackson and still show up at like, ok, whitney Houston, love Whitney, one of the greatest voices ever in life. But you saw the decline. It was in front of you. You can like, you saw the decline and Mike, but you really didn't know, because it's nigga could moonwalk like it was. He was still an entertainer.
Speaker 2Yeah, but okay.
Speaker 1Whitney lost her voice.
Speaker 2When he lost her voice, the bitch lost everything. Did you see? She was up there like a stick figure.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2I'm not a church that doing the best dance she loves to do bouncy shoulders but like even even right before Michael died, like he had done his tour, like the that movie had come out where he had toured, and even right before Prince had died, prince was touring. Yes like they were actively doing shit.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2I don't know, you might I wonder why that is.
Speaker 1They still sound the same, they still went on tour, they still did their thing, they still dance, perform, executed everything they had to do, but they were just fucked up, whereas I don't think women are capable of doing that, because women are very emotional.
Speaker 2You think it's the emotion.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2Because, like I'm thinking down, I'm like, ok, like I'm a die hard Amy Winehouse fan.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2She's. She's another example of the fucking decline.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And you literally watching it before your eyes.
Speaker 1Yes, I, honestly am I heart of hearts. I believe that Because it's it's. It's no way that you can. Women can't say I'm hurting and conceal it. It's no way that a woman you can always tell when a woman is hurt. You can't tell when a man is always hurting, you can't.
Speaker 2Is that because you guys are so good at disguising it?
Speaker 1It's not even disguising it. We try to ignore it. We try to. We try to separate us. Yeah, we try to separate ourselves. Whereas y'all live in it.
Speaker 2Not. But you know what, I guess you might be right and you could tell, like with Whitney, like something was clearly she was going through some shit and I think she leaned to the drugs to numb herself.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Yes. I feel, like y'all lean to the drugs.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2We we lean to the drugs for help.
Speaker 1Right, yes, yes. And and even when, when men do OD Because they do is a lot more OD of them doing it Even when they do it, it doesn't come out until later that they were going through it. It's like after revealed, it's the reveal, like, oh damn, they OD, what was they going to do? I never knew, because they're so high functioning, whereas a woman I just don't feel like women can. I don't know, I just don't. I don't know why, I can't, I don't want to say, I don't want to sit up here and make up a why, but I just know that women aren't capable Of performing at a high level While declining or crashing and burning, because they love to tell you, whether they in verbal or nonverbal ways, that they're crashing and burning. It's a fucking excuse.
Speaker 1You think I applied to his fucking mosquito in this hole. And when that shit come from I keep the flag. But yeah, it's just a crash and burn and I don't think. Women oh, classic example women get divorced. How do you know to get divorced? Because they announce it like Men. Don't sit there and be like oh man, come to my divorce party. Oh, we're going to throw it up and pop bottles and y'all be the ones is like y'all know, y'all are hurting, crying, dying inside. Oh, let's go, let's all go on a trip and drink our sorrows away Like what?
Speaker 1That's not fun, I'm not going to say it's not fun, it's going to be fun for me, no, but then you, you seeing your girl out there, newly divorced, fucking on four or five dudes.
Speaker 2You said you wanted to come here, you want to have your time.
Speaker 1And in the weekend.
Speaker 2You're going to have to do this. This pitiful shit. Oh, you're fucking on. That's not what you asked me here for this. This that's what you asked me here for.
Speaker 1Damn.
Speaker 2You didn't get it home Like we want to go on vacation to be sad, that's stupid, like it's dumb it is.
Speaker 1It is a celebration, I agree, but y'all make it known Y'all will go on this vacation. You won't tell nobody. Y'all, y'all go on this. Y'all tell the staff. Oh, I'm celebrating. Nobody asked you shit. Hey man, how can I check you in? Today I'm celebrating my divorce. Yeah, girl, yeah, like nobody asked, they just want your ID card, that's it. They want your driver's license.
Speaker 2I don't know about you, if I can tell them. They've asked me if I was celebrating anything.
Speaker 1They? Yes, okay, that's one.
Speaker 2I've been to the night rest rocks and they ask if you're celebrating anything.
Speaker 1This is true, this is very true.
Speaker 2They haven't walked out of just the cashier, the grocery store and found any reason to tell them what I might be celebrating.
Speaker 1They never tell me when I walk into the Applebee's. They never ask me. I got kind of lean into them. You're like, hey, celebrating something today.
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Speaker 2You do have to sneak tell them at Applebee's yes, applebee's on Fridays. I'm like, why do we feel like we have to sneak tell them? Why is that? Because I don't think about it every time I've done it. It was like a little you know, incognito to the side, like I'm throwing that like sign. I'm like you know sign language. Why is that? I?
Speaker 1don't know, I don't know, hey, so okay. So y'all let them know what's up, okay, so when the niggas start hollering at y'all, then it's a problem.
Speaker 2What you mean.
Speaker 1When niggas start hollering at y'all, when that wolf booger come out of the woodworks, they say hey, hey, how you doing. Hey, hey, you celebrate something. Hey, hey, hey, what you doing. I don't talk to y'all. Want to talk now.
Speaker 2No, why can't pick and choose what I want to celebrate with what? Why can't pick and choose?
Speaker 1Why? So now you're going to beggars, going to be choosy.
Speaker 2How I'm begging, I'm celebrating.
Speaker 1You walk dead and hey, I'm divorced. Look at me.
Speaker 2That don't mean I want to talk to you. What, what.
Speaker 1What do you mean? How was that? Come on out, good boy, they don't indirect. I'm done with this.
Speaker 2They do. They do not indirectly ask they do especially, I'm gonna tell you they do. As a woman, I will tell you they do, especially when you show up to somewhere where it's you and your girls and you guys are all dressed. They people do ask. They think I care what the fuck y'all doing.
Speaker 1Why no?
Speaker 2They don't care what y'all doing, what they be in our business.
Speaker 1Wait, wait, wait. So they ask y'all right?
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Indirectly, because y'all are dressed to the nines. It's five women dressed in their finest. Yes, in a location where it's business casual probably, you know, everybody's just like chilling.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1So you're saying because y'all are that fine.
Speaker 2I didn't say all that Because I've seen the ugly ones be asked to. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1What, what ugly ones.
Speaker 2You ain't never seen them.
Speaker 1Everybody's beautiful.
Speaker 2Oh, we lying today Come on man.
Speaker 2Supposed to be Lulu. Okay, yeah, I can't do it. Oh no. So yes, they will ask. And I think a lot of times the reason people ask is, like I said, you'll see a group of women, they'll be dressed really nice, there's usually a lot of smiles, a lot of laughs and somebody will just a perfect stranger or even an employee of wherever the establishment you are that you're at will ask you like who are we celebrating? Who's going on? They just don't care about y'all. They not boring this?
Speaker 2is true, they be wanting to know our stories.
Speaker 1This is very true.
Speaker 2They want to know. Damn Like I was dressed today, but you know where I went, so I was dressed today, right?
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2I'm at Dutch Brothers. All I asked for was a mango smoothie. I didn't want to have no conversation with this girl. We not told her nothing. Where you going? Well, where you going? We celebrate. We're standing outside. I have people driving by telling us congratulations on our wedding and I'm looking and I'm getting ready to say we not getting married in this movie, just like thanks.
Speaker 1Thank you yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2But we not getting married.
Speaker 1My nigga. What you doing he know it what you doing. He know, oh, it's. Yeah, they can feel okay.
Speaker 2They can feel the vibe. They can feel the vibe.
Speaker 1I got y'all. I got y'all.
Speaker 2So there are, people do be curious about us, don't do us?
Speaker 1So let me ask you this yeah, you call two lesbians in a closet?
Speaker 2Flan on some overalls, I don't know.
Speaker 1A liquor, store, hello, mm, hmm, mm, hmm, mm, hmm, mm, hmm.
Speaker 2Mm, hmm.
Speaker 1Mm, hmm.
Speaker 2That was cute. That was cute. That was a good one. That was a good one.
Speaker 1I'm trying to find some music.
Speaker 2You don't film that, huh.
Speaker 1I'm trying, mm. Hmm, where's the music? Here we go.
Speaker 2Ha.
Speaker 1Good old shine. Hey, I saw an article though Like I legit saw an article Um Ashley Madison. You know what Ashley Madison is.
Speaker 2Do I know what? Yeah, is that what she said.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know what it is. Yeah, okay, okay, I just want to assume, but they just released an article that was saying who? But what? Who?
Speaker 2Who, but what? Who, who, who? Where's my fucking cane ladies? Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who.
Speaker 1Who who who who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who who In the club To make this I'm the telephone.
Speaker 1She heard my voice, telling me the people that who my voice was. I just think I had to take a gun charge. I won't go nowhere with this. The top 20 cities in the United States for infidelity, and I'm disappointed with this. This list OK, your great city of Las Vegas is number four. It's made the top five. So the top five Damn top five cities are Miami, orlando, atlanta, las Vegas, tampa, and then it goes Cincinnati, minneapolis, st Paul, buffalo, pittsburgh. This list is trash. This must be like Kakazoi. I know Ashley Madison is white, but these, these are just Kakazoi places.
Speaker 2Buffalo.
Speaker 1Buffalo, pittsburgh. That's the industry. That's the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. How the fuck is, is that a top 10 place for infidelity, like what didn't for? Colorado is number 11. Cleveland is 12. Tugs, whoa, how is?
Speaker 2she coming up with these, like, where is she pulling the stats to put the list together? Are these places that she's visited? I don't know.
Speaker 1Grits, guess what number 15 is.
Speaker 2Atlanta.
Speaker 1Use club Anchorage.
Speaker 2Alaska.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2First of all, I'm about to fight you because you said I was. They both start with. I'm a fight you. Ok. So she's made in places where there's nothing to do other than fuck people.
Speaker 1That's why I'm just like this is pretty ass pun intended, like what.
Speaker 2Anchorage, Alaska.
Speaker 1Yes, buffalo.
Speaker 2Indianapolis.
Speaker 1Yes, atlanta, well, atlanta, of course, yeah.
Speaker 2Atlanta what numbers Atlanta?
Speaker 1Three.
Speaker 2Oh, you said that. Ok, three in Vegas is for. Yeah, but there's no, who makes sense to me?
Speaker 1There's, but there's no Houston, houston and make the list, which is surprising.
Speaker 2We ain't get Houston OK.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's surprising, can't?
Speaker 2I think I brought an old people.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Oh, ok, that did not get said, makes sense. Where else did she say what was number one?
Speaker 1Miami, that makes sense.
Speaker 2That makes sense. Yeah, so her top five. I could see after that she was.
Speaker 1But yeah, because there's no Los Angeles, no, no Los Angeles, no Chicago. I'm not saying them because they're, they're major cities.
Speaker 2But I feel like anywhere where there is a major city and there's a huge population is going to have more infidelity than somewhere that has a smaller population. So like Anchorage, fucking right.
Speaker 1That's what's trippy. I'm like yo ain't no way bro.
Speaker 2Like. In order for Anchorage to make this list, everybody in Anchorage has to be cheating on everybody in Anchorage, including the pets off. Off, off. That is a mix.
Speaker 1It's like a mix. Hey, it's the world we live in today. You know, that's how we roll.
Speaker 2How? How did they become like the official Authority on?
Speaker 1As that's. Another one is going from hot to cold. Oh, I didn't think about that, Is it way we did? Again going from hot to cold city. So Miami, Orlando, Atlanta, Vegas, Tampa, all warm climates. Then it goes Cincinnati, Minneapolis St. Yeah, all cold, they're cold. Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cleveland yeah, y'all smart out here. Anchorage number 15, Colorado Springs.
Speaker 2We getting warm again now.
Speaker 1No no.
Speaker 2So what's after Colorado Springs?
Speaker 1Bakersfield I don't know where that is.
Speaker 2That's in California.
Speaker 1OK, there we go. We have Seattle, and I guess they're talking Washington DC. It just says Washington, it can be state.
Speaker 2It's just what it can be, that'll be Portland is number 20. I don't frequent any of these places, except for the one that I happen to live in.
Speaker 1So yeah, yeah, oh, you didn't, you didn't go to, you, weren't there for a lay life, for the Cousins trip.
Speaker 2No, so I did not go to Atlanta and I did not go to New Orleans. Y'all went to New Orleans the week of my birthday.
Speaker 1I didn't go to New Orleans.
Speaker 2You didn't go to New Orleans, I wasn't in.
Speaker 1I wasn't a cousin then.
Speaker 2You weren't there. Oh OK, so they went to New Orleans the week of my birthday, and then they went to Atlanta. What was I doing when y'all went to Atlanta? There was a reason why I didn't go that one either, and I was like I'm going to the next one and the next one. That was it.
Speaker 1That was like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2So for tonight it is.
Speaker 1It is very important.
Speaker 2Definitely is. It was, it was. It was a good time, a good group of people, even if everybody didn't get along.
Speaker 1So yeah, I didn't see that was it. That was so oblivious to that shit, I didn't even know you and me both.
Speaker 2I really didn't know the next day it's like yeah. I'm done to drama and I was like there was drama.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm like where.
Speaker 2I missed.
Speaker 1I thought these were all that world. Sorry, how the fuck was I supposed to know there was drama? Yeah, I'm thinking these are all jokes. I'm thinking everybody's joking.
Speaker 2I'm thinking everybody is cool by yeah, ha, ha, ha. No, I lost.
Speaker 1Y'all dance serious up in here oh.
Speaker 2I'm still lost.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And I remain lost.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I'm cool. I just know that this shit was serious and I'm sorry. I laughed at a lot of it. I don't know what I laugh when I get nervous, I don't know. They definitely should have put New Hampshire on that list.
Speaker 2Oh, what happens in New Hampshire?
Speaker 1That's not a damn thing.
Speaker 2Oh, ok, because I just watched the true crime over in New Hampshire.
Speaker 1New Hampshire got some fucked up shit over there and Connecticut yeah.
Speaker 2I think it was fucking ghosts.
Speaker 1Yeah, and there's something about they've been haunted by Just being bad people, just being.
Speaker 2Yeah negative. A lot of masters in the area.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I don't know why they thought that the help was going to come back around. I don't know why they thought that, but yeah they got it Fuck. Thanks, yeah, but now nothing happens in New Hampshire. You never, ever hear about New Hampshire on the news other than like when they're like political campaigning, like yeah. Trump was in New Hampshire today.
Speaker 1That's it. That's why I don't know.
Speaker 2Fuck yeah.
Speaker 1Still a part of the states. Like yeah, crazy, crazy. But just you, oh, oh, seeing how you're a part you like history, so to speak, kind of right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So, like women, I was learning, like back in the day, about the Salem witch trials and all that stuff.
Speaker 2OK.
The Dancing Plague and Telekinesis
Speaker 1That's really how they like got women the fuck out of here. Like if they didn't like you, if you didn't do what they wanted you to do, if you didn't act or dress or talk or look a certain way, they just say you're a witch and burning you Like that was it. There was no proof.
Speaker 2There were two Salem's, so there was like Salem in the town and then not too far away from it it was like another Salem, right Fuck? Shit was happening in both.
Speaker 1OK, OK.
Speaker 2But you know, during this time, like the church was running everything, yes, and if you did anything, even if you sneezed in the wrong direction on the wrong day, it was considered to be. You know, against God you must die. But they say that what really caused it was a mass hysteria. So you know, mass hysteria is right.
Speaker 1Mm, hmm.
Speaker 2So that's what they say really triggered this shit, and then it just oh, I am buying it.
Speaker 1No, I know because I know of. Ok, there was a dance Dude, so godly, godly, well, I got a woman, so it don't matter. So I'm about to say, because when I start getting geeky and stuff, I don't like doing that, but I do it anyway. There is the dancing plague of 1518.
Speaker 2You ever dancing Like oh it was a small. I don't know too much about it, but I've definitely heard it OK.
Speaker 1So it was a small town in France where this woman just walked out of her her house one day and after her husband asked her to like clean something up, she walked out of her house and just started dancing. No music, just dancing, Just.
Speaker 2Just getting it.
Speaker 1And then it just turned into you know one hour, then it was like three hours 12 hours. No music, just going, running around in circles 12, 24, just going, and then she would sleep. So she would go to sleep and then wake up and start doing it again. So, the townspeople started coming around like, oh this, you know she kind of lit over here. You know we like this.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Not knowing that they would watch her. And then they start dancing. She started going, they just, and there was mass hysteria and then the whole town would dance until they died. This is documented. Four hundred people.
Speaker 2Other things while they were dancing, like where they still doing regular daily things like I don't know shoveling hay. I don't know what the fuck they did at this time. No they just danced.
Speaker 1They danced.
Speaker 2Nobody stopped for P breaks.
Speaker 1No, they were. It's stank. People died of dehydration. Everything stank back there. Yeah, they did. They did dehydration.
Speaker 2But they was so thirsty they died.
Speaker 1Yes. Fatigue Heart failure yes.
Speaker 2Is a man? Oh no.
Speaker 1What? Yeah, that shit was nuts, and it's not the only one. There's another one that happened that actually traveled there was. It started off with like two people and then they traveled to like different cities, like they went on tour, and it was like getting people to dance, but the shit is creepy because there's no music.
Speaker 2Right, but the way that the human brain works is fucking crazy. We still don't understand how it works. So yeah shit happens like that's, that's. I don't think I've ever have I ever just seen somebody somewhere just dancing and I start dancing to. I'm playing and I wasn't in a dancing no grits.
Speaker 1I can't. There ain't no way. No, there ain't no way.
Speaker 2And dancing to the point where I just can't stop.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying. Ain't no way, that's not happening.
Speaker 2I'm not doing I'm getting tired and where they like still dancing, but like talking and like saying like, oh my God, I've got to stop.
Speaker 1With so.
Speaker 2Water.
Speaker 1So yes, they were doing that. They were crying. Yes, they were crying. They were crying out for help. They were because the body would start to break down as they're dancing. It looked like convulsions. It was just look like they twitching and shit. Now Like nobody like these niggas crumping like.
Speaker 2So the whole town died. So the whole town died.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was not the whole.
Speaker 2It's like 400 people because none of the non dancing people thought to like Hold a dancer still until they stop dancing.
Speaker 1No, their. Their idea was to add a band because this needs music, and they added actual professional dancers to encourage the dancing, because they believe back in those times, in 1518, that you were to sweat this out. This is. This wasn't like you know something.
Speaker 2You would go and not suicide by my cousin.
Speaker 1Like what yes could you imagine like going back, Like if you had a time machine, finding out your ancestors died because they was crumping and could stop a great, great, great, great, great great grandpa was.
Speaker 2This is just who, a dancer scrub. I wonder if he come from a line of dancers.
Speaker 1He probably do.
Speaker 2He had a relative that was out there getting it. That, yeah, and there's a lot of stupid little things like facts they're crazy though, yeah, just the concept and the fact that it does happen in the way that it's scary, it's.
Speaker 1Yeah, just like Like when, when people, what do they call it? The Mandela effect, when that happens? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that stuff is crazy. All that stuff is nuts. It's nice to me.
Speaker 2So I don't know. It's crazy that so many people, and people who don't even know each other like don't even live in the same areas will remember shit the exact same way and be wrong.
Speaker 1Loud and wrong.
Speaker 2And still be wrong.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like how I.
Speaker 1I don't have no idea how that's even possible, but it goes back. I think it goes back to the human brain. Like you said, it's just stuff, we just don't know. I really think we're telekinesis. I think we have that ability.
Speaker 2OK, so fuck with me. So have you ever watched like? I don't know if you're an animal person, I'm an animal person, but have you ever watched like a herd of animals, even just a couple, like two dogs together, or like a herd or a pack of lions, or just just animals together interacting with each other? Right, yeah, have you ever watched them? And it looked to you like they were communicating without sound?
Speaker 1Yes, yes.
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Speaker 2So they pass this theory and his theory is that animals Are what have can do, telekinesis. What do you call them people? You? Know, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah right, that that's how they communicate. His theory goes all the way back to the beginning of time for us, and he thinks that there was a point in the past that that's how we communicated with each other.
Speaker 1For sure.
Speaker 2Through telepathy and just as time has gone on and our brains have become more and more damaged by environment and just all the bullshit that humans put at the fuck. Through that, we lost that ability, but it's still definitely there. If we even knew how to get to that part of our brain that controls it.
Speaker 1I'm with that.
Speaker 2Sometimes, like you and your girl, I'm sure there's been time that y'all have been out somewhere, seen something, somebody said something. Y'all excuse me, y'all looked at each other and, without words, you each knew what the other one was saying.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So there's still like a level of it there. I wonder what part of your brain is.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Let me see if I can move this pen.
Speaker 1That should be lit, that should be, that should be. So OK, ok, would you want? If you had to, oh my God, why you had look like that. So would you want to read people's minds? Yes, you would, yeah, wow.
Speaker 2No, why not?
Speaker 1I don't know, I don't know. I just I don't think that would be. I think, okay, maybe I am afraid that we are living amongst monsters like legit monsters.
Speaker 2Oh, we are.
Speaker 1We are To hear, like, to not even know, just people that you would admire or people like you look at, like you respect, then you just be like, oh shit, Like this motherfucker is throw it off.
Speaker 2I would if I could read my. I would definitely want to be able to have enough control to turn it off.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying? I don't want it to just be out of control. I'm just walking around and I just hear people's thoughts with that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Without being able to like filter inside who I want to be in ahead of who I don't. Right, and for that reason right there, because I hate to like being like a loved one's head and they just in their head plotting on how they can like slip my throat and skin me. Yeah, and pain me from the raptors. That's what I'm like. Oh shit, you know, drain me of all my blood. What do I do? What do you do in that moment? Like, if that's what you hear? Like, what are you? How do you act?
Speaker 1But morally, morally act, because they haven't acted on it. It's just a thought.
Speaker 2Oh, it's like a pre, a precursor, like a pre crime.
Speaker 1Yeah, pre crime Like minority report.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, they haven't acted on it Technically.
Speaker 2Technically they haven't acted on it, but they did have the thought and it is a possibility that if you thought about it you're going to do it. And I guess, if Sky Daddy punishes you for your thoughts, why shouldn't we?
Speaker 1Hmm, that's, that's good.
Speaker 2I see the logic.
Speaker 1I see it, I see it.
Speaker 2I see the logic, but yeah, now that we're having this conversation, I don't know, maybe I don't want to read people's minds.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't, I don't think I would want to, I don't. I just I kind of bask in the ignorance.
Speaker 2I would use the federal reasons.
Speaker 1And I think, like people would think it's it would be all fun and games, like I get to know all my partners, or I get to know all my friends or I get to know like. No, it's a reason why you don't want to know. Yeah, it's, it's a reason why you like the person the way they are. It's.
Speaker 2They're in this.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2They look ignorant.
Speaker 1Yeah, now, if it's some shit for now, for me, you know, I don't know, I don't know where I'd like, where do you draw the line At what point? Like, where do you stop? Okay, murder would be one, but then it would continue to go because I would knock somebody's head off. I don't fuck with child molesters. I don't fuck with people that that rape other people. I don't fuck with that shit Like that shit.
Speaker 2What do you do in church? And the person sitting in the queue in front of you was thinking about molested one of the little kids that's over in Sunday school.
Speaker 1Do I just knock him over the head Like, yeah, you know, I don't want that power, that's a lot. I don't want to do, I don't want to deal with none of that shit.
Speaker 2It sounded like a good idea.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'd rather just fly like that's your super power. That's a boy something simple I could go. I could go, I could fly into space and shit. Okay, what you gonna do when you get there? I'm just look down and be like peasants, peasantry, and then fly back.
Speaker 2And then fly back.
Speaker 1Yes, I don't have enough PTO. That's a waxing Listen, it's, I mean. I realistically, if I could have a superpower, it would be of Batman or money.
Speaker 2Batman doesn't have any superpowers, he just has good toys.
Speaker 1It's money Superpowers money.
Speaker 2So you would be diddy.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah I would. Why, why can't I just be me? Why I got beat?
Speaker 2Because with that much money, like with like Bruce Wayne money yeah, bruce Wayne is the only one with money that is in a bad guy. All of the other multi-millionaires and rich motherfuckers, they're all fucking villains. Because of you being like a multi-billionaire, that's a good guy. It's very slim to me, damn. You want to be wholesome, trustworthy. You got to be broke. You got to be like Peter Parker. You got to be damn their homeless. I don't make the cartoons, I just, you know, I don't make the comics, I just do the things Right, right. None of the rich people other than Bruce Wayne are good people. This is true, very true. I mean, you got, you got Iron man, but he's an asshole.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2He's Diddy.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's Diddy for show For show For show, diddy. Yeah, money is Bruce Wayne's symbol.
Speaker 2I never thought about that, yeah.
Speaker 1Listen to like. He doesn't become a great detective, he doesn't become all these things without money. He doesn't get to have the Batmobile. He doesn't get to, he just doesn't. He doesn't get to be Bruce Wayne those toys are very expensive. Yeah, he has to have money. He has to have money. He has to have money.
Speaker 2He has to have money. He has to have money.
Speaker 1He has to have money. That's his superpowers. Some people say, some people say it's white privilege. That is a superpower. That is a superpower. That exists in so many universes.
Speaker 2Oh wow, that's a really just superpower. It is, she's amazed.
Speaker 1I don't know what I would be able to do with white white privilege, Black man with white privilege that's not white privilege, Like.
Speaker 2but I want to wake up tomorrow as a white person and see what life will be like.
Speaker 1I don't think I can do it. I don't think I can do it.
Speaker 2No, you don't want to just wake up tomorrow as a white person and just go cuss out some police officers.
Speaker 1You know, no. No, no. I take my 400 years of oppression and still sit here. I'm not doing that. Okay, I don't want to be speeding like a bat out of hell on a highway and just like I didn't know I could do that.
Speaker 2I had no idea.
Speaker 1I don't know this was possible. It's not that important to me. I could do 6 to 5.
Speaker 2They're looking at me. They're looking at me. They don't even care. They're not even fighting with the black man coming out of a gas station with an Arizona team.
Speaker 1I don't even see me. I'd much rather be the black man. I'm cool, I'd rather be the black man, yeah.
Speaker 2I'm cool.
Speaker 1I don't want to deal with that. White privilege is so trash, but I feel like it's open.
Speaker 2It's the superpower. I never even thought about that.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is, it's the wackest superpower.
Speaker 2It's very wack, very wack. It's wackier than throwing webs out of your wrist. I'm not a Spider-Man fan, in case you haven't noticed.
Speaker 1At all. You don't like any of it, oh man.
Speaker 2He's probably my least favorite.
Speaker 1I was like that, until this new guy Tom Holland. Tom Holland is alright.
Speaker 2I do like Tom Holland, though, yeah. Maybe I might like him as Spider-Man.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But just Spider-Man, just the concept of Spider-Man, it's just.
Speaker 1It's yeah.
Speaker 2Nega got bit by a radioactive spider on a school field trip. Now he shoots webs out of his wrist.
Speaker 1But he's strong, fast, agile, smart.
Speaker 2He's strong, yeah, or is his web strong?
Speaker 1Well, you got to be strong to pull the web. I'm assuming. I don't know.
Speaker 2Do you really? I don't know, do you?
Speaker 1But you know who is a wack superhero? Who?
Speaker 2Who, who wack.
Speaker 1That's your hard-to-lake. I've seen little kids do that. She did Bad-ass little kids be doing that. But wack the wackest superhero to me Superman, superman. Why Superman? He has no flaws and he's afraid of a rock, a rock. Kryptonite is his weakness. You're faster than the flash. You're smarter than Bruce Wayne. You can shoot lasers out your eyes. You're stronger than you can see through shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can see through shit Like what can't you do? And then people. And then you think people are so fucking dumb that all you have to do is just put on the glasses and nobody knows who the fuck you are.
Speaker 2He's right, though it works.
Speaker 1And that makes you how it does it pisses me off.
Speaker 2It hits the fit.
Speaker 1I would smack Clark Kent if I seen him in real life, like I know you Superman, like it was always the phone booth for me.
Speaker 2I'm like ain't no bathrooms. Like ain't no, it's not tinted. What is happening?
Speaker 1here, Okay, but in his defense here, here I got this stuff In Spider-Man's defense Inch in the kryptonite.
Speaker 2Have you not been watching what these girls are doing with these crystals and rocks nowadays? True, true.
Speaker 1That is true. So I see what you're doing there, I see what you're doing there.
Speaker 2I see what you're doing there.
Speaker 1I see what you did there.
Speaker 2Like I get it.
Speaker 1But who would know that? Who would know that that is his weakness as a supervillain? You would never know that, you never knew he was from a different planet until.
Speaker 2Unless you came from Krypton too.
Speaker 1Right, so you would never lose a battle. So why is this fun? Like, what are you doing here? Like, get out of here, I don't want you here.
Speaker 2I don't dislike Superman, who I don't like, though I don't like Captain America.
Speaker 1He's legit Superman.
Speaker 2He's a Marvel person as well, but he doesn't have the X-ray vision and the laser eye. He's good hearing and he's fast and he's strong, but it's not even none of that, like even Clark. I can give Clark like a little leeway, because he's not 100% holier than now. Oh my God, we have to always do the right thing.
Speaker 1Yeah, captain America.
Speaker 2Nigga, if you don't shut up talking to me, you ain't never did nothing wrong, ever in your life. You ain't ever had a wrong thought, never maybe littered like the rapper, took some gum on the street, like anything which all judgmental judgment jugger at. Shut the fuck up. I hate Captain America. I do. I hate him.
Speaker 1He is perfect, nigga, perfect as fuck.
Speaker 2I can't stand him.
Speaker 1Perfect soldier and everything.
Speaker 2That's my one, I got you.
Speaker 1I feel you on that one. I feel you on that one. He look like he a snitch on everybody too.
Speaker 2He will, because the right thing to do is to call the police.
Speaker 1What I see them through his shield at you.
Speaker 2Oh shit, god. I hated him With a passion. He is my most disliked.
Speaker 1Marvel character. Yeah, he was trash Great A.
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Speaker 2I'll take Bullseye over him. Bullseye, I'll take anybody over Captain America.
Speaker 1I think Aquaman is wack too.
Speaker 2Yeah, I can agree with that too. I know the movie was like, at least to me.
Speaker 1Yeah, that movie was trash.
Speaker 2I can, like I was about to say like what purpose do you serve? Humans aren't on the water like that. We need your help, that much. Yes, what purpose do?
Speaker 1you serve.
Speaker 2Go save some fish, mannequin. Go clean up the litter and the trash and the plastic and the fucking ocean. Go save the sea, turd, go I don't know. We don't need you here. We don't need you.
Speaker 1For what? Hey, what a crab leg, zach, don't nobody. Hey, hey, hey, hey, fuck all that. What a crab legs. That bruh. I don't care about nothing else you talk about. There Is she crazy?
Speaker 2Like what Aquaman is literally like.
Speaker 1Captain America of the water. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know he was. He was the same way like keep the ocean clean, do everything right.
Speaker 2I just don't like the whole year than now like superheroes save the whales. I know I actually like that. I like the asshole superheroes, like I like Iron man and I like um, I like what's he called himself from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, I yes, yes.
Speaker 2I like the idiot superheroes and the asshole superheroes.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I don't, I don't like the, the like super, like you know just perfect. Yeah, no, no, bro, you can keep that one.
Speaker 1I'm good at this, yeah, yeah, I like, I like them borderline, like superheroes that are like borderline, not heroes. Yeah yes, they could be.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1Really is, it scares me.
Speaker 2I'm like who texted me Like I don't want to know about nothing. All the alerts that you could alert me to on my iPhone are Fuck them kids, fuck that COVID, fuck the terrorists, fuck them all. Don't tell me shit, leave me to fuck alone. I'll figure it out of my own these y'all yelling at me.
Speaker 1But what they be expecting you to do when it happened okay with the emperor, learn I get. I don't.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm gonna tell you why I get it, but I also get why it's very dangerous. Say you are driving on the freeway and. There was, I don't know, a three-year-old who got kidnapped in a white tundra pickup truck license plate. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You on the freeway, your shit blast, you almost kill yourself cuz you almost swear because you get scared by shit, which is why I don't think it's smart to do it that way.
Speaker 2But hey right that's what they came up with. So after you swear, you get back in your lane and you like, oh shit, almost scared me, god damn, emperor, look. And you look up and in front of you is a what a white Toyota. Okay now my question to you is are you calling the police or you be a like snitches, get stitches?
Speaker 1I mean I'm calling, yeah, I'm calling. I can, I, can I? I couldn't with, with a clear conscience, be like I can. I could live my life the rest of my years, you know, just knowing that somebody, I could have did something. Because that's fucked up, man.
Speaker 2That's an example of where I can see, or why I can see, the emerald earth being being beneficial. Mm-hmm and I know they've definitely helped to catch people in situations before. But I do think it's very dangerous for it to yell at you the way that it does.
Speaker 1Yes especially if you are behind the wheel at the time when the shit goes off because I feel like when this shit goes off, they want you to drop everything, run outside and be like yo. Where's that? What do you want me to?
Speaker 2What if that's Jerome from work car you recognize Like you could be like. Oh yeah, I know this nigga. I know where he's staying. You don't say so like I Can see the ways that the emerald earths can be useful.
Speaker 1I don't give a fuck about him.
Speaker 2My shit turned off. I don't, but I see how they can work oh yeah. I think they'll come up with a new alert for the black people in California.
Speaker 1That'd be fired. What if they had like a rhythmic, this racism, beautiful at the same time.
Speaker 2I mean it is for us, so is it racist?
Speaker 1But that's what, that's what you've asked this before it. If it's racist, if it's true, though, like that's, that's just my thing, like so, okay, perfect example we were out at, we went to go eat at Jim and Nick's this, a barbecue restaurant out here.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1We're sitting down, we're eating, and there was an Asian family, a small Asian family, came and sat adjacent to us. So my lady looks and then she continues to eat and then looks up at me and says you know, she looks like those ladies from on tiktok. They'd be like delicious. I said, babe, hey, say that Because that's where it comes from. They are the originators of the NPC, like Asian people are NPCs, and she's like. But it's true, though, like she looks like them. And I was like right, it made me question, like when you had said it, is it still racist? If it's true, though, like for real, if they put afro beats on the new black amber alert, is it racist? It's not.
Speaker 2Two things can be true at once right and and no, because if you go based off of the definition of racism, I don't think using afro beats for our alert would be racist. It might be stereotypical true. But I don't think it would be racist.
Speaker 1We had to put fire by it too.
Speaker 2Cuz Afro beats hard I just it would get my attention, though it would definitely get my attention a lot, not easier, cuz I guess. Well, no, it would get my attention easier because the Amber alert is so annoying. You just wanted to stop, so you turn it off, but if the Afro beats just started playing.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, this little black girl over here, that's fire.
Speaker 2Ideas to we be having ideas government don't fuck with us.
Speaker 1By the time we get up there and be like, hey, we got an idea for the amber alert, they'd be like wouldn't Last time you get your taxes? They're we not even here for that? Like Shit, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2I'm gonna have to Google it cuz there has to be an alert since this, since there's the system. Now the system's been implemented, implemented, there has to be an alert that goes along with it. But I know on my phone, in my settings, it definitely don't have no setting for Little Negro kidnapped alert. I don't know what it's called, I don't know. Oh so, and then how do they make that work? Because don't in California. So how are they gonna make sure that only people in California have that setting on their phone? I that's a good question.
Speaker 1That's a good question, because you can't go by area codes, because I, for example, I live In a whole nother city now, so it doesn't matter, and I still have my own, so cell phone number and I'm not changing it. Yeah, the way people move and live.
Speaker 2Now you can live in one state and have a phone number. Yeah, so it can't be.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question actually.
Speaker 2Hmm, have to look into it.
Speaker 1I wonder if they thought that through or technology is just that advance where I don't know, maybe proximity. Well, you're probably with the proximity Location out the signal.
Speaker 2You can just send a signal out and anybody within that area. Yeah, okay. Yeah okay, maybe that might work.
Speaker 1But look at us figure this shit out. Yeah, you know. Yeah that's right, you know, even though I was ignorant early.
Speaker 2Very much so because. I wasn't, I was just trying to move that wasn't one of your best moments, but that's okay, I'm a big besides you appreciate your cousin.
Speaker 1I appreciate you. That's your stuff.
Speaker 2Yeah, so before we read, we part. I don't, I don't know, we depart but we're about to book. Okay, so before we depart, I'll say that until the camera's off.
Speaker 1Yeah, dark.
Speaker 2Okay, so let me ask you a question. I know you're not, you're you're, you're not married, you and your brother together, your official, you are a couple, but you're not married, right? Yeah, hypothetically speaking, or I guess I can make it in general because the post was in general the post was In regards to a man who's been married to his wife. It didn't say how long they had been married.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm but he said the post said that they are married his wife's Sex drive has declined, and declined to the point where it's almost completely non-existent, like it's just it's gone, gone, gone. Now the post again does not go into detail as to why it's gone or what you know what the cause is, it just says Sex drive gone, she not given it to him when he needs it, how he needs it or whatever. Yeah, and then the question was in this situation, what should he do?
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Speaker 1So the mature the bullshit answer is is obvious. The mature thing to do would be to have the conversation with it, ask her like hey, are you cool with me stepping out, because you can't be that fucking self. I just don't feel like you can be that.
Speaker 1It's like a paraplegic, like I don't feel like you can be that fucking selfish and just be like nah, dog, oh yeah what you mean like a paraplegic like I've told my girl, like if I get an accident and I become paralyzed and stuff, like you can leave Because it ain't gonna be shit, I can do for you. Now, if you want to stay for this, hey, I'm just telling you I have nothing for you if I'm a paraplegic, oh yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna play no reindeer games. Would you go ahead, leave. I don't need you to. I'm going to the store. I'll be back. Bitch, you know you won't stop. Let's cut it out. You smell funny. Get out of here, all right, anyway, um, so yeah, I just feel like people. I just feel like people should have conversations and I don't feel like a lot of people have these conversations.
Speaker 2I Feel like.
Speaker 1I feel like they they take justice into their own hands. And Well, I was justified in doing it. Yeah, you were, but you went about it in a fucked up way, like there's a right.
Speaker 2How does he handle it, though, if even in that conversation, her response is you know you should be, you should be supporting me and just sticking by me through. You know our balance. It pick up in.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, that's cool, but I don't feel like it, no more Like this. This stuff is tough. Hey, I'm going to do something out of character You're making. Now you're forcing me and I don't like this. Yeah, and I don't like that feeling. I don't like feeling like I'm being pushed into a corner Because I know what the fuck I said. I said it like, yeah, I was there, like I said this shit, but now I feel differently. Excuse me, but instead of allowing people to change their minds Because I feel like in marriage I feel like marriages there should be a point like every five years like, hey, you, you, we good, we still good, let's go over this. Checkpoints of our relationship, sex, good communication, good, that like money, like it should be every five years.
Speaker 2I think it should be every year, like how you have to Be able to re-register your marriage every year that's dope, that's dope, I like that and I'm probably right.
Speaker 1then more people probably be married, or not?
Speaker 2I think more people might stay married because the conversation is gonna happen. And now it's like we have to talk about this because Are we be registering, are we Updated or are we not? So a conversation has to happen, a check-in has to happen.
Speaker 1And that would be that would be hard. Like that would be hard. Like I like that. Like didn't. Every year you have something to celebrate or not, like that.
Speaker 2Amicably such a weird word. Yeah, you know, go yo, go yo separate ways. Nobody's extra time is wasted. Going through a divorce wouldn't be necessary.
Speaker 1Yeah, cuz it's just process over.
Speaker 2But yeah, I.
Speaker 1Like that. I like that a lot. I just, I just think people need to have these conversations even now, because even when I got in my car of a night car accident but I got in my accent it just made me start thinking like shit, what I mean if it would have went wayward, what the fuck. But I would have done.
Speaker 2I mean you have to have the conversation because situations change, feelings change Dire's and needs change, right? So even if, when you got married, let's say you get married a year and a half ago and I know you're in a half, really a lot of time but you got married a year and a half ago and the things that that you said, or the things that I said, you know, the things that either party may have said at that time, works in that moment. Yeah, yeah, they don't work in this new moment that we're in because the situation is different.
Speaker 2Yes, we, we gotta talk about it, but I don't think people do that, like you said, I think they have that initial, if they even have it the initial conversation Get married and then that's just it.
Speaker 1That's I don't like that I don't like that at all.
Speaker 2And it's not fair to anybody.
Speaker 1not fair either, it's like come on man. Like you, you've been feeling, you know, you've known your, your, your sexual appetite appetite has declined. Acknowledge that shit. Stand in it, it's okay. Hey, I'm not what I used to be, or I'm not where I'm at and I can't really put a finger on it. Give me a Month or two to figure this thing out. Stick with me through this and then, if I don't have an answer for you that Suffices, then we can think about something move, something different, moving forward.
Speaker 2But everybody that mature wouldn't it. That would save me.
Speaker 1So much heartbreak. That would have saved me so much heartbreak, dating and Otherwise, but it's never that. It was never that. If, from 16 to Like 30, 35, 1635, if women, if the women I had picked had been that mature, it would. I wouldn't have any ill will, but I wouldn't. I wouldn't have like jokes about it either, though, but I wouldn't have any ill will. I wouldn't have like Nothing to say to.
Speaker 1These are bad about these women, but it don't happen that way, but I'm sure I'm sure that the window open and the breeze is blowing and his curtain keep moving my bad, but yeah, it would be, though I honestly believe it would be so much doper to have that conversation, then to have a million podcasts talking about the same shit, sparking gender wars I would love that. That would be amazing.
Speaker 2It would be amazing if people did speak to each other instead of at and about each other.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Yes, the problem is is emotions are involved and emotions will cause people, both men and women, to be illogical and irrational and, you know, hard to communicate with. It causes, causes, a lot of problems.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think it was the dude Classic man to dinner. Yeah, he had. He had made a statement like I feel so bad, like I robbed so many women of their future. Yeah that shit was so deep, I was like yo.
Speaker 2Yeah, I see that. I See that it's not too many people who would take accountability for for their actions, especially to that Extent. To say, like it wasn't just with this one woman, he was with all of these women, or even a woman. To say it wasn't just with this one man, he was all of these yes like that's accountability to have to Accept to yourself. Mm-hmm, it's not too many people who would just open them out to say they're always gonna find a way to blame the other.
Speaker 1Yeah for sure or other or other people, because, because nobody, nobody made him to say that. No, I don't think you don't have a music coming. There's no reason.
Speaker 2Nope so nope.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's true. Yeah, I just think people should take the Jadena approach accountability In conversations and legit accountability. I like legit accountability, not the shit that's going on now. It's just like I'll take it if it's brought to me. I don't want that. I don't want that accountability, I want the. I did bring it to you and you sat with it and now you're just like okay, you genuinely come in and being like I fucked up, my bad.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1Versus. I'm going to say what I can say just to get you back. Type. You know, like I'm just, I'm going to do everything. Yeah, I go to therapy, sure, I just want you back, Come here.
Speaker 2Like no Right, don't do none of the work.
Speaker 1Yeah, I, just I said it, though I said it.
Speaker 2This is why I never forced my kids to say to apologize or say they were sorry for them to do that because it's almost like we're trained.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2The people close to me, my friends and my family, know I do not do apologies, do not tell me you're sorry for anything, right? And the reason being is is, if you think back to it, when little kids do something that is considered wrong, what do we tell them to do? Apologize, yeah, right. Well, what if they not sorry? What if they really meant it? Number one, number two they end up with a and I noticed this, being a teacher dealing with little minds they end up with this. The way that it translates for some of them is if I just say I'm sorry, trouble is over.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2I'm good. Yes, I'm good, we can move on. It's not even about accountability or about having remorse, or even about the other person that you did wrong. It's about let me just clear and get myself out the smoke. Yeah, all I gotta do to do that is say I'm sorry. That's how this work. That's what my mama told me.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Work at home. So no, so I never. I never made my kids say they were sorry. There was always a conversation.
Speaker 1Why would?
Speaker 2you do that. What did you expect the outcome was gonna be when you did that?
Speaker 1How do?
Speaker 2you feel about how they feel about what you did Like. It turns into a conversation.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And when you make them realize and have to think about their actions and the feelings that they may have caused, sometimes they turn around and be like that was kind of messed up and they'll apologize. Or sometimes they'll be like it was messed up, but I still meant it and I respect your honesty. But don't do the shit in a mo.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But I respect your honesty. So yeah, that's not how we're trained. We're trained to just say sorry and put a bandaid on it and keep it moving.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2I don't like it.
Speaker 1And so many people have been, I guess, spoon fed that being on the receiving end of that.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1To the point that they can't even differentiate between a legitimate I'm sorry, or I apologize from the bullshit one. They can't tell the difference.
Speaker 2They're very jaded because now they can't tell what some shit is genuine or it's just some shit served on a plate. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1And it does. It does because my fucks be running around in like a hamster wheel.
Speaker 2The shit is not, you're not even breaking a sweat, but you ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 1Yeah, this shit is fucking, you can move it though you ain't moving.
Speaker 2Sorry, it works, but you ain't wet nowhere.
Speaker 1I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him. I don't care, I don't care. He's pointing a laughing at me. I love him, I love him. He just stopped the wheel, oh shit, now I'm just spinning around.
Speaker 2I like to eat good Like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1I'ma get up Now. He's good enough.
Speaker 2He was being from earlier. That was a good one. He's being just so.
Speaker 1Thank you, you know, I try.
Speaker 2Yeah, you did.
Speaker 1You try to teach me something and I just wasn't ready for that.
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Speaker 2I wasn't ready to receive it. Move slowly with the next lesson before I just throw it on you. Okay, progeria, got your ass in the chokeholds, woo.
Speaker 1I got so many bars from Progeria. The Progeria bars are coming. I am lining up my arsenal of jokes. You, progeria, made Poo butt.
Speaker 2I can't wait.
Speaker 1I can't wait to get it going to me. I can't wait. I can wait. Have Nick a googol and some shit. What did he say? What did he just say? Haha, Pedro Duarte.
Speaker 2It really is Paul, and flow so high and low, hold on.
Speaker 1But Pejuri ain't that with all the continents, was together Like Like Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. We're going to get up out of here y'all. Hey, thanks, son.
Speaker 2Oh, where's the girls?
Speaker 1For tuning in. Uh Ha ha ha. This is the Pejuri cast Bye. What can?
Speaker 2you do no.
Speaker 1Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha. I'm glad y'all had a good time with us. You know, ha ha ha, salute, salute, uh, you know, everybody's a sense of love to Tammy. You know, ms Tammy, and uh, we are. What is this? What next week? Next week?
Speaker 2Thanksgiving, thanksgiving. Yeah, we can do, we can do something next week.
Speaker 1Ain't no biggie, ain't no, no, no Next thing, I'm with it. Yeah, we can do that, we can do that, we can do that, we can do that, we can do that. So we're going to get up out of here. Man, thank y'all for tuning in and just remember one day life's going to flash before your eyes. Just make sure it's worth watching. God grind goes, my, my.
Speaker 2There we go Okay we good Stop.
