No Shade Just Palm Trees
Welcome to the 'No Shade Just Palm Trees Podcast,’ where shade is scarce, and laughter grows abundantly! Join our hosts, the man who traded his rap dreams for comedic schemes, as he spins tales of humorous misadventures and serves up life's quirks with a side of wit. Alongside him are two fabulous, ill in more ways than one, highly intelligent, beautiful unstoppable women, sharing their sizzling hot takes on life with freestyle comedy. Get ready for a podcast oasis filled with humor, laughter, and a whole lot of sunshine that’s inspiring, refreshing and informative. It's not just a show; it's a tropical vibe for your ears!
No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 231 " Make-a-D**k Foundation" Pt. 1 ft. Two Ill Chics
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Here's a question to kick off your day: what would you do if your terminally ill partner asked to sleep with their ex before they died? As tough as it may seem, we aren't afraid to tackle such a heavy topic in this episode. As we unravel this emotional quagmire, we discuss sex and intimacy in relationships, the impact of past connections, and the all-too-important role of communication in navigating these complex dynamics.
Fasten your seat belts as we journey through the wild roller coaster of dating stories shared by our listeners, from pretending to be kidnapped for attention to some truly outrageous breakup reactions. But it's not all laughs and gasps; we also dive into the intriguing phenomenon of opposites attracting and the trials of dating your doppelgänger. And as we transition to a more cultural discourse, we scrutinize the impact of movies like Star Wars and the Green Mile, the evolution of music, and the power of language on our identities.
Lastly, as we wrap up, the power of words becomes our focus. We delve into the humorous, disrespectful, and sometimes downright racist nicknames that pepper our language. The innocence of a three-year-old's perspective enlightens us, reminding us that there's more to skin color than just black and white. Tune in to join this lively, compelling discussion filled with laughter, surprises, and the occasional hard truth about the dating world and beyond.
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Speaker 2Hey man, welcome to the no Shages Palm Tree podcast. Everybody, I am sitting across from the lovely, the beautiful, the talented, kiss my Grits, what is up? She has a phallus in the background and down below at Starting Guard with the new do, the lovely, the beautiful, the ever so funny submissive, tammy, what up? Garden?
Speaker 3What up Garden? How are you?
Speaker 2How is everybody doing this lovely freaking evening? It's just wonderful. You know, life is grand.
Speaker 1It is grand.
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 1Life is grand. You say use your. Life is grand, you is kind, you is small, you is big, you are small. I'm sorry, I couldn't get it to fuck out. Life is grand, you are correct.
Speaker 2You is kind, that's like her.
Speaker 1I didn't know I was that loud, so that's why you gotta like hey, you got this.
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Speaker 2What y'all do this week, man, where y'all been, I miss y'all.
Speaker 5We missed you too.
Speaker 1I didn't even speak to you. My heart, you did too. Look at him. Look at him, though, oh joy.
Speaker 3Oh man.
Last Wishes and Dying Desires
Speaker 2So, first thing, hit him with the words of affirmation you better believe that. You know I'm gonna do it every time. So I just seen this fucking article just before we got on and I'm sipping my tea and I'm like, hmm, this is interesting. There's a woman that is on. She has nine months left to live and she has turned to her husband and asked him if she could sleep with her ex before she dies.
Speaker 4I guess I dying wish.
Speaker 2Yes. So, miss of Tammy, we already know. We already know what kiss my grits is on this. So, miss of Tammy.
Speaker 1His ex gonna die too. That's the only one that you can afford before you die. What is happening here? Well, that's the only man that could satisfy me with bitches. To the state with them.
Speaker 2Well, her reasoning was the sex is great with him, her present husband. He fulfills her emotionally and all the things that really don't make you reach climax, he fulfills that.
Speaker 1But he didn't have a button.
Speaker 2No, no, that's, that's the part.
Speaker 1You know that crazy.
Speaker 2That's not the one with the toe stone up game signs, and none of that With a big fish, little guppy. You know I'm saying there ain't none of that, it ain't none of that.
Speaker 1But how fucked up is that to tell your husband before you died and maybe you did the damn thing, but my legs and I never had a real orgasm with you Like how fucked up is it to tell your husband that I don't think that's fucked up.
Speaker 2That's why I say that's not fucked up.
Speaker 1I don't play the role for you for all these fucking years. I don't be good. I don't help build up your pride. I don't build up your confidence. I've been like oh yes, I didn't get all of it, I did. I just want one thing before I fucking I want to see that Check out. Oh yes, that ain't wrong.
Speaker 2She below I'm coming right back I'm coming right back.
Speaker 5I'm coming right back.
Speaker 3You did, you did. Where the fuck.
Speaker 1I got to go. Matter of fact, the shit got to be done here, because I'm about to die. Anyway, I'm probably in hospice. I'm not even going to go there. However, me on hospice, I'm fucking Okay, let's just be clear. So it's going to be a bloody and before I die, please let me get, if you just got a rub down there, give me, let me have one less. You're going to pry me of one major O before I go Bar. I need one less oh. So I don't know what your song girl.
Speaker 1This man is for my Help.
Speaker 2No, this man is sad.
Speaker 1I can't make you know that you are already sad. Let's keep that momentum going. Oh, you could be fully happy later. Oh, fire.
Speaker 2He's. She sat there and said, hey, this is great, a USDA meet that I would love to have before I leave this earth.
Speaker 1What's your answer?
Speaker 4You know, what about sun? What about rain? I'm on the glass.
Speaker 2I'm on the window glass. When it's raining, I'm just standing there. Nah, I can't. I. People is dying out here. I can't do that, bro. I'm not, I couldn't take that shit. She's going to have to read. She's going to have to rewrite the wheel, really Re-write the wheel.
Speaker 1Hold on, you better leave me some real big to let him go. I think we're going to be looking for a new car. I think we're going to be looking for a new car. We're going to be looking for a new car.
Speaker 2We're looking for a new car. It's all I'm saying. Y'all, start up your part to give you what another person is more devastating to you than the fact that they're dying. No, it's the fact that you're dying.
Speaker 1No, it's the fact that you're dying and that's your last wish.
Speaker 2It's not a steak, it's not just your wish.
Speaker 1If that's a negotiation bet, let's go.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanna ask a shit out. Yeah, yeah, okay, three days nigga Do that. Yeah, get your back blown out, make a wish foundation.
Speaker 1big. That's what this is. Make a wish foundation. You probably wanna make a wish foundation. Don't do adults Wait, do they do adults?
Speaker 3This is probably why they don't.
Speaker 1This is why they don't do adults.
Speaker 2Can you have nonprofit pussy?
Speaker 1I can do this just to smell Rihanna. So Ahh. God damn it. I ain't getting the last wish yet. Stop trying to take me and fuck out already.
Speaker 4I.
Speaker 2Now I'm profit man. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Somebody co-said hope your ex is dying at the at your bed because I'm out. At that point. They for real, I'm done with that, I'm done. So you gonna go to see. You gonna go to heaven saying, damn, that was good, I want to go back.
Speaker 3Make a dig foundation.
Speaker 2Listen, man, I couldn't, I. So the only way this, this realistically could happen for me is you rewrite the wheel. I'm the sole proprietor of everything funds, land, all assets.
Speaker 1I want internet property, all of that shit all of it.
Speaker 2Oh, I want, I want access to all your, your photos, just in case you make it like later on, you know, cuz AI is going nuts, I want all that shit, I want all the residuals, and Then you can go ahead. And if it's worth it to you that much, go ahead, knock yourself out. I don't know how horny you can be knowing you're going to die. That's the other part.
Speaker 1Close a few times with my cancer stuff and baby. This is comforting to have a little dick while you thought she was dying. I don't see nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2I yes yes, I get that. I do get that. That's why nurses be humping all the time, because they're around sick and sickness and death a lot. It's like the energy, it's like I don't know when, when. The next time I'm gonna get this, trust me, ask your local RN, donatella. Tell her first of all, grits got a dick on her shoulder and she up here want to take.
Speaker 3Talk about.
Speaker 1Which is my favorite, one girl tied up. Oh, this one, it's a few good looking at.
Speaker 5There you go, try to find this shit behind you oh yeah, yes, that's.
Speaker 2That's, oh shit, that's lit.
Speaker 1That's my favorite Date night orders. Get him in. She can do that for you, tom grits. Yeah, all of these actually came from my striking hopes.
Speaker 2Oh shit. They said can you get cancer from cancer kuchi?
Speaker 1Yes, that's why. What's his name? Got throat cancer. Michael Douglas, we just read about that shit. That's why he got throat cancer. You know that bad pussy y'all gonna start putting your mouth on everything they're shine. Who's he does for you. It does definitely go bad. Go bad. Be careful now. Have a little botulist a minute. It's one of it. What would it do I?
Speaker 2Was too funny. Yes, oh, you can't keep it in for a fresh.
Speaker 1That thing can spoil, keep it yeah.
Speaker 2Next to the bacon soda Fucking arm hammers. So we got. We got grits. That is okay with Getting it out for the last time with the axe. Tammy says they're both going to be dead. I.
Speaker 1Don't think I said no wrong.
Speaker 2I didn't say I didn't. You know all vibes here Make a dick, dope foundation, nonprofit pussy.
Speaker 1I bet you there is a make a dick foundation.
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure, if it does not surprise.
Speaker 1Make a wish for that dick foundation. What a hundred. Make a wish for that dick foundation.
Speaker 2We can help you out on your state so what if they give you like they did, like it's like a whole service where they can contact your exes and shit on a low like catfish, but in reverse they do all the work for you, like if your ex live like across the country or some shit. Hey, you know Brennan's about to be out, so he had a last wish and we have a ticket for you to fly from Florida. And here's the three things he requires head kuchi and semana play. You know, just Kuchi kuchi with a K. You don't like the kuchi, I hate that word.
Speaker 2How do you spell? How do you spell it?
Speaker 1It don't matter, cuz we this is my definition of a kuchi kuchi's what you have at the end of the day after a long day of being active and having Activities and done shit going about. Today, maybe you went to the gym, you did some errands, you took the kids to the park. You were doing the day. At the end of the day. You know, have a kuchi, you go sit in some water.
Speaker 2Like it's detachable.
Speaker 1You hot kuchi is what you get at the end of the day, and I don't like that. I don't like that I don't like that shit at all. I need a banana.
Speaker 2You're gonna drop a dime, so what? What's the preferred terminology?
Speaker 1Hmm, me it's just. This is a pretty word, I'm sorry. You say it's so nice, that is a classy word just rose off the tongue. As it should, and it's so smooth. It's just I'm gonna hell. But you know what came in my head when you said that I'm going to hell. Yes, I'm mad, I'm mad about that poo.
Speaker 2It's a church song. I know. I know they be going hard, I know.
Speaker 1Hey.
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 2This is, and this is what was very, very funny to me, because when I this is something new, this is not something that I've been doing, so so she would come in the room and she was like you know, we here here pray. But she would come in the room and be like you know, we should pray right quick, and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world, until I actually did it Ten out of ten. I recommend that shit was lit. It was, it was a situation, it was I don't know if you want to call it a conscience, a holy spirit, whatever you want to call it. It was there. Go ahead, grits, talk to me. No, that I will not do, because she Will kill me.
Speaker 1She.
Speaker 2No, no, it's not. It is not, but she does. She does. Do the prayer yes.
Speaker 1Okay, so don't tell us the prayer, but can we just get a Like? Are we praying for like, just regular stuff? No prayer like every day stuff.
Speaker 2No, no, no, it's um along the lines of ultimate pleasure, Fun. Okay, let me, let me. Okay. So this is okay. So we, we Come in, we're on the bed or whatever, holding hands by our heads and we like, dear heavenly father, no.
Speaker 1I agree that this, that is a powerful thing to do it is you don't pray, we kind of do affirmations.
Speaker 2I see.
Speaker 1Affirmations before or during both, like sometimes, like you know, yeah, it sounds like a prayer. The affirmations yeah but it's more. But we definitely do affirmations during as well.
Speaker 2That's my favorite part that shit is fire like I thought it was a joke. That shit is fire like when you legit in there. It make missionary.
Speaker 1I Go ahead grits affirmations haven't always been part of sex, for y'all, no. I never know you said quiet sex or what. What was said?
Speaker 2so there's difference, there's the.
Speaker 3I'm.
Speaker 2For me it's not really affirmations, only like three words. This is like there you go, you doing it, there you go. That's all you gotta say, that's all they need.
Speaker 1I need a good couple good girls, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Okay, it's different when it's with the subs. That's different. Subs need that Versus.
Speaker 1I needed that, so I don't know the verses.
Speaker 2The regular chick is very.
Speaker 1It's bitch affirmation work. I love that yes, when I. Oh, it has to be my in front of it like my, my bitch my favorite love language. Yes, but you've taken ownership and make sure he's not talking about anybody else. This is not about nobody else right now, but you move.
Speaker 2My has to be inserted in front of you, yeah, you can't just like miss, go crazy, like what you got a. Put my in front of me, bitch.
Speaker 1She said good girl, something can bitch be in replace a good girl.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah for sure and especially if you if you, yeah, if you doing it right, you can get away with like see, dudes don't understand that. You can get away with that term If you doing it right and if you hit it at the right time. You can't just be all up in there at the beginning just like but you can't call her bitch outside of anything else.
Speaker 1You ever play work Just when dick is inserted.
Speaker 3Yes, yes.
Speaker 1Sex. I might let him call me his dog. A little slick, everyone's around, but I don't like it. Yeah, I'm worth my vagina swollen. You swore this motherfucker and you can call me with you.
Speaker 2Quiet I know.
Speaker 1I can't do it.
Speaker 2What do you mean? You can't, you don't want to. What do you mean? You you constantly have to make a sound.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no, no. If, if there's no sound for me to make, if there's no reaction coming from me, Uh-huh. I'm gonna get up in it. We're done like you are not getting the proper reaction to continue this fucking ride. I can't do it right over, please. I gotta say something to you when you make the moans come out of me, because if not I'm going to just lay there and not say anything, and then that's, that's weird, that's uncomfortable for me.
Speaker 2When has that happened?
Speaker 1I just get up and walk away.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, all right, you try to get me head. And it was yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Oh, girl, you try to get me head and, um, it was terrible, I didn't to me. I really don't feel like you can really mess up the head.
Speaker 2I didn't yeah.
Speaker 1So I had to give him the tap on the shoulder, the tap on the head, and put my, pull my pants up and just walk the fuck back out. Because what are you doing? Because now, because you know usually what happens is the head is amazing, because I'm like whoo and he's bringing dick.
Speaker 3Let's go.
Speaker 1I wasn't even curious about the dick. I was like I want to go home now. This shit here. Everybody can't be drunk. You know what? Nevermind what, it's gotta be something.
Speaker 2See, that's the difference between I don't know, I guess men and women. I'll sit through some bad head. What can we? What am I gonna? I'm not tapping on the tray.
Speaker 1I'm not bad sex.
Speaker 2Come on, man, you know how much effort had to get you like. I got an add to put in conversations Talking dating phone calls. I don't even want to fucking have.
Speaker 1I work for some bad. I want my money back. You can't get.
Speaker 5Fuck out what what did you talk about? I don't know what I paid for.
Speaker 1This is what I paid for.
Speaker 3I'm pretty sure I done paid for some fucking money.
Speaker 1When you purchase, you purchase the goods. You get to have an opinion. If you open your mouth and say, yeah, that ain't it, that's not the package I paid for, let's I bet you don't get another motherfucking.
Speaker 3Hitchhitch for me bitch.
Speaker 1This is terrible bitch. What is this? Not the chatter biscuit? Damn, don't even get to the brisket. Why didn't you push the chatter biscuit that she gave you? Damn, I ain't even getting chatter biscuits. Oh, oh, green hand.
Speaker 3Don't get in the hole, my chatter biscuit?
Speaker 1No, she ate it. That's payment that make her a hoe.
Speaker 3That's a whole green hand, I love you green, oh shit.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 2Oh my god, so Y'all never had somebody tap y'all on the shoulder and tell y'all that it was?
Speaker 1it was bad, bad while I learned that shit from yep. I have it, however I have. I have had Like follow-up instructions given. Oh, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2I have done that Apparently.
Speaker 1I wasn't doing a bad job. I was doing the job that was wanted.
Speaker 2Right right.
Speaker 1So the instructions were like you know, do this right and yeah, right there, and do it like there was instruction given.
Speaker 4Oh, I like instruction because every penis is different.
Speaker 1Every vagina is different. I may have been a fucking throat goat on one nigga and on another nigga he's just like. He probably want to tap me on the head, like it just it happens. I got trapped in the head because I didn't really want it. Because, you know, if you really want to give head, you like, if you really enjoy, please tell one else. It's a difference. And when? Because I wasn't into the shit. I was in the ancient job. That's why I'm like no problem.
Speaker 1Like the chemistry between us sexually right. We was not sexually compatible and that's okay. Yeah and I think why people need to understand that can happen and that's okay. I just wasn't, ah, wasn't there. So when he tapped me I was like shit.
Speaker 2Take me out the game coach.
Speaker 3Guess what we did got dressed to win home, it's okay.
Speaker 1You cannot be sexually compatible.
Speaker 5This is where we got hot dogs afterwards.
Speaker 1We were so home, we just knew we was. We never got laundry again.
Speaker 2That's dope. Got hot dogs after the game.
Speaker 1So we have a new reverse, though. What do you mean? Like you guys were good friends before and then you let it happen and you just like, yeah, this ain't it. We never doing this ever again. I'm not really looking on my friends.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've never.
Speaker 1Like you get what I'm saying, chris, if you're a friend, you're in friend zone, I don't know. It's hard to look at you like, ooh, what is that penis doing? I've done this once and this is probably why I don't do it anymore, mm-hmm. And we also work together. I also had to see him every day oh, come on, dammit and um, before, like always talking, always laughing, hanging out his kids, hung out with my kids, like you know Real good, he talked to me about just whatever. We would be friend, like friendly shit. And I think one night Niggas just had to be lonely at the same time, lonely and be talking, to just just be talking to each other in the moment. And it was like you wanna come over? Why not? My juice was already in the morning. The fucking thing they invited to come over was for Don't you hate that shit, though, like I care.
Speaker 1Everything was cool. The penis was penis in like the size of the shape I could fuck with it. I thought he was cute, but he made this noise, y'all. What's the noise? He made this moaning noise Like a goat being tickled. I just. Every time he did it Like a what Like a what.
Speaker 1Like a goat being tickled. Like a goat being tickled. Make the noise Grinch, because I don't know no, where's what is a goat being tickled sound like? Nah, that's what I meant. He sounded like some form of cattle. Okay, he definitely belonged All over Donald's farm with the noises he was making and I just I got all of them in the pitch. I couldn't Right, nevermind, I just Just Just suck dry Everybody just like. What have I done?
Speaker 2So wait, wait, hold on what was happening, what was taking place, like what was this? Like Initial, like the first Insertion, because you know the first insertion, that's the shit that was like. And then everybody like oh fuck.
Speaker 1My first insertion was like a, like a heavy, deep Growl, but it was like a breathy growl. I don't know how to explain. I don't know how to explain, but I figured oh, you know, hold on, it's okay. It's the initial feeling. So I didn't think yet enough, but I'm like alright, bet, no, the nigga turned Like he turned it like a ratchet cow, like I just couldn't explain it. It was like the noises that was. It was a cow bitch, double cow, what the noises. Just I couldn't fuck with it.
Speaker 2It wasn't matching, it wasn't singing.
Speaker 1I couldn't. I tried not to be weird. I tried not to be weird. Our next day at work Like he worked directly under me, so like we worked in connection, right there were several times throughout the day where he would have to call me in my office and like transfer A call to me and then transfer. That next day was just so weird. It was almost like the nigga forgot how to talk and everything like made him laugh and I'm just sitting here like Yo. It was just real awkward the whole time.
Speaker 2Like every time I Yo, I seen.
Speaker 3Man.
Speaker 2Make that sound. Ever act them Just walking through the halls man.
Speaker 3Make your voice a little bit louder. Make man what?
Speaker 1You did what? Just leave friends friends. Just leave friends friends.
Speaker 2You know that nigga was in his friend group like oh I didn't you know me. And grits, finally did it. Man beat the cheeks.
Speaker 1I even tried to switch it up, like during. I was like okay, well, maybe if we switch it up and I give him some head, no, it was still. The sound was still happening, but it was just almost non-stop at this like.
Speaker 2Somebody had their finger on the button man.
Speaker 1Yes, so every time he was stroking During it, when he was stroking.
Speaker 2Man man.
Speaker 1But no, when you it a mouse, it just it breaks the horn, just like he did.
Speaker 2Man, man Sound like an old monster. That's what I'm coming for, man.
Speaker 1I've never heard that beat you ever, since you ever have a girl make a weird sound during sex.
Speaker 2Yeah, I had a chick. I had a chick make a hurt, like Her moan was so fucking deep it was. It was like weird, like when they did initial insertion, it was like, yeah, it was, she didn't moan, it was she grunted. And we had a conversation afterwards Like I would ask her like Is that something? Because I don't know what women be going through? Yeah, because I've never had that happen. So I was just like you know, is that something like you you feel comfortable doing like Do you have girlfriends that you talked to? You have a perfect medical condition.
Speaker 1You know what?
Speaker 2That shit not fired though it fuck with your head. Like you, you put it in like you like, cause I'm used to grunting. She was like what the fuck? Not back but it was just grunting In general, like the rhythm of it. You stroke in and it's like, like, it's like whoa.
Speaker 1It wasn't the rhythm of the night.
Speaker 3It was just. Yeah, I was asking.
Speaker 1Why it wasn't until this very moment that I realized what that song was about.
Speaker 3I was like I was doing it together.
Speaker 1I thought these niggas was going soft for dancing. No, my dance went to a whoa.
Speaker 4What is that Wow?
Speaker 2What is that? So Not you just real, you legit, just found out.
Speaker 3This moment in history.
Speaker 1Y'all witnessed it, wow.
Speaker 2No, not that one.
Speaker 1Yeah, but now is she talking about the same rhythm or not? Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1But you know what you do to this kind of music, though, when it feels like a breath your shoulders.
Speaker 2He literally says it.
Speaker 1I'm not going to switch these rhythm on this. It's good. No playlists off with this stuff.
Speaker 3Fuck out, fuck it. Hell. Yeah, let's do this shit. You can get some bars. Yeah, I need to get some more toys. Come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 1Oh, he's going to fucking depress you oh.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's wow the fucking bars, but hold on.
Speaker 1She taught me what the let your fly was about. So we're even.
Crazy Stories and Dick of Beedies
Speaker 2Ah, the roster hunting.
Speaker 1She ruined that song for me. I was like Not ruined. Why she ruined it. She ruined it. She ruined it.
Speaker 2Come on now.
Speaker 1I didn't know.
Speaker 2Come on now, boogie.
Speaker 3Boogie.
Speaker 2Who is saying boogie, woogie, woogie, and it's not.
Speaker 1Yeah, boogie, yeah, I guess you gotta you know you gotta hype up the toy too. They need affirmations.
Speaker 2That's fucking wild. I don't know what y'all going through over there, but that's wild, did that?
Speaker 3song you play pushing my hot dogs stand, you guys.
Speaker 1Let me get to the mess of the comments, cause we missed you something. Hold on.
Speaker 2Nah, yeah, we're going to get back to this. Hey, salute to Pressure cooker Productions.
Speaker 3Yeah salute, that's motherfucking Ron J, that was good Yo no, for real.
Speaker 1Like he's been trying to get us to do this Like.
Speaker 2Oh, word what.
Speaker 1You want to talk about it? No, what's the name.
Speaker 3What's the name? You said what's the name.
Speaker 2What you? You said that for one of them.
Speaker 3Things what is you looking at?
Speaker 2You said. You said that for one of them things you know, you can stage your own kidnapping If you got like some type of like King sexual.
Speaker 1That's what you did.
Speaker 2Or you really got kidnapped.
Speaker 1First of all, I never got kidnapped. That's the whole point. Second of all, okay, I'm not going to be out here acting like I see little leprechaun babies In the middle of the road. I don't believe it.
Speaker 2I told my co-host this like I've never had I guess my stroke game is not A1. I never had a woman like Pretend To kidnap herself Like that. You know how fire. You know what I'm saying. You don't want to shit A1. That's not what it says. No, you don't. That is some fire at. Look man, if I had A1 like that's the bar.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2No no.
Speaker 1It's the fucking bar 100% honest. Tammy you and vacuum cleaners me in crawl spaces.
Speaker 5The dead of me that was in the fire, the dead of me that dick was fire.
Speaker 1What was it then? I was fucked up. I was young and the dick was good.
Speaker 3I was young and I didn't know that. That's why I am that's. That's, that was you.
Speaker 1Really when that story I'm not fucking.
Speaker 3I am not putting the story of you two.
Speaker 1You're right, you're right. No that you in spices.
Speaker 2No crawl spaces. It's the male equivalent of dudes saying they're gonna kill themselves after a breakup.
Speaker 3Oh, I've had that, definitely.
Speaker 2So, do y'all Say y'all have fireboxes, or y'all just saying the dude is crazy.
Speaker 1You look crazy.
Speaker 3He said that box is fire. Wait, it's me.
Speaker 1No answer. No, it's nothing, it's just crazy.
Speaker 2I was waiting for you to answer.
Speaker 1It took you a while. That man followed you on a bus. What I got kidnapped live on stereo one day I was live. The show is still there, by the way Real life.
Speaker 5I'm sorry, grits.
Speaker 1I never took the show down for a reason. The show still there. That nigga followed her through the mall Like it didn't care, was this recent?
Speaker 2This?
Speaker 1was like Last two years.
Speaker 4Three years ago.
Speaker 1Oh shit, oh shit.
Speaker 2Niggas tripping out here.
Speaker 1What's the crazy thing a girl did for you?
Speaker 2Drive past my momma's house. I told you about it. That's crazy for me, I'm waiting for the punch line. No, that's it.
Speaker 1I'm waiting for the end.
Speaker 2That scared the shit out of me.
Speaker 1No, Thank you, rg. No, thank you, that's the worst. You did good then.
Speaker 2And I had a baby put on me. There wasn't even mine. I had that happen.
Speaker 1You should lead with that when the question what's the crazy?
Speaker 3one. Oh yeah, I had that.
Speaker 2That's not crazy.
Speaker 1The baby. The baby one is crazy.
Speaker 2Oh, okay.
Speaker 1What about mama house, mm-mm.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, what's this? That shit's crazy to me. When you sitting outside chilling and you're like I know that car Like what the fuck, what the fuck.
Speaker 3How did you know her?
Speaker 1What are you?
Speaker 3talking about.
Speaker 2And 12, and come on now.
Speaker 1It's a jacket that box up the street cause they can be for it. This is the best one. So what's up? I know that your car was over here. I just want this shit to say, hi.
Speaker 3You want a taco. Like what's the problem? You want a taco, I got you one, I got some hot sauce.
Speaker 1What's your name? Hot sauce what's your name? Hell?
Speaker 5no.
Speaker 1I'm gonna get extra soda, cause you know I be thirsty. I be thinking about you. I'm a crazy. That's not crazy, I'm just saying that sounds nice. All of that makes sense.
Speaker 2Y'all not dick destroyers. Oh shit, oh shit. Y'all need to come and get me a wig. That shit was man. Come on now that shit's nuts, oh god. So y'all ain't never been crazy over nobody.
Speaker 1Never. It's looking nice.
Speaker 3Next subject, please. She said, I can't say nothing. I can't say nothing.
Speaker 2Thank you. The drive by is crazy, it's nuts, it's nuts.
Speaker 1What's the population of the city you was living in at the time, cause I feel like the population was under a certain amount.
Speaker 2The population, it doesn't matter, you're uninvited.
Speaker 1Is that what your mama was before this?
Speaker 2Yeah, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's never been to the house. That's the thing.
Speaker 3But who'd she know?
Speaker 2I don't know. Clearly she showed up. No she's never been there. That's why I was like yo. I know that fucking car and she probably worked with Crime Stoppers.
Speaker 1a neighborhood watch, thank you. Shout out to her.
Speaker 3There's always a logical reason. I don't know why you need to be like this you was doing what you had love to do. Next time Boo Boo shows up in an unmarked car, there's a new community and you accuse her of being a stopper.
Speaker 2We didn't even. My mom didn't even live in the same city as her Crime Stoppers. I just came through the survey.
Speaker 1Hey Boo Boo. Next time, if you're going to do this, get an unmarked car One of your friends. You can't shop in your car, boo.
Speaker 5That is true.
Speaker 2That is true, because she had like the 97 Camry, you know the box, the box body. You were coming down the street. Before you was coming down, yeah, I was like I know that fucking car and I was in college, so I was there visiting my mom and then I'm like wait a minute, like I don't fuck, did you even get Gucci? Crime Stoppers.
Speaker 1Love that shit. Had a pen and write it, like Gucci at a time, what? Stay in line. All right, that's our shit now. Thank you, rj. And this the logo, yeah.
Speaker 3Gucci Crime Stoppers.
Speaker 2What could he had at a time? Yeah, get a piano to play.
Speaker 3Do you think that, that, that, that?
Speaker 1that you in my business. In my opinion, the people want to know the story. No Scrubs said how you know these tips. I just let her know if she tried to do drive bys. You do not want to do drive bys in your own car, that's all I'm saying, as a matter of fact, if you guys go back to the Dicomatized dick of Beedies, we gave all of it for y'all. If y'all is trying to get away with some shit, when you got dick of Beedies we gave all the tips.
Speaker 2So y'all have been what I get the context clues of dick of Beedies. What exactly is this?
Speaker 1When you are overcome with the good dick and you are no longer in control of yourself, you can no longer make decisions for yourself. The dick just talks to you. You do what the dick tell you to do you. There is medication and a cure for this.
Speaker 2What? Some people don't want it.
Speaker 1Some people don't want it we are here for those who are trying to survive a life with dick of Beedies. Yeah, it's a hard life for some women. It is, it is.
Speaker 2What's the?
Speaker 1Sorry for those women that go through that.
Speaker 2What's the cure? They?
Speaker 1need support, they need somebody.
Speaker 2Oh, support, that's the cure.
Speaker 1Mm, hmm, the cure for dick of Beedies. That is the only cure to get away from the dick. But if you can't happen to get away from the dick, then your support group just for you, to help you out. We are here. Doing the Lord works, doing the, so he doesn't understand. Yeah, our favorite dick was a gorgeous, with the one with a girl climbing the window and in bed and with the fuck to sleep he was yeah, you told me that one.
Opposites Attract and Dating Preferences
Speaker 1Yeah, she was texting. She was calling. He went and texted calling. He now answered. She pulled up to the house Climbing the bedroom window. She said she realized he wasn't and we were leaving Instead of leaving like a semi normal person who didn't broke into somebody else would do what she do, climbing the bed, and proceeds to sleep with the nigga as if she was invited there.
Speaker 3So you imagine when he wake up.
Speaker 2The loudest streak.
Speaker 1Where she gas like the fuck out of him. Talking about? You know you invited. What did you talk about? What are you doing?
Speaker 4You talk about his phone and see the tech.
Speaker 1Oh my God, the fact that I'm thinking of all this, because he clearly he's that's where I was going.
Speaker 2Like grits, you have you have?
Speaker 1I mean, the conversation looked like it was going back and forth like nigga. You invited me here. What do you invited me? Does this mean I'm a gas lighter?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You get to stop drinking baby.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You get to stop drinking right now, that's it. Oh, you popped the mollies for you once a day.
Speaker 3Oh, not the mollies, that's what you told me to do.
Speaker 1That's why I'm here, and you was like make it, make it spontaneous, come through the window.
Speaker 2That's some sick ass shit.
Speaker 1The beef in the night. It's still my heart. That's what I was thinking. Nah, I had a mask on for you and anything. That's what you asked for. Mask off, mask off. Yeah, that was me.
Speaker 2Oh shit, no, no, no, none of this, no.
Speaker 1This is all making sense to me.
Speaker 3It's all making sense I don't.
Speaker 1Okay, I don't see a problem. Who? No, no, I don't know, that makes sense. Oh, shit.
Speaker 2So okay, have y'all ever dated someone or been with someone? I guess I can say out of your league type, deal like, or just someone that is just completely, completely different from what you know you should or who you should be with. Like, let's say, I can't say what don't you like, give me something you don't like or you can't be with.
Speaker 1Somebody with ugly kids.
Speaker 2Next Next.
Speaker 1Oh, you need something else. Yes, sorry, that's the first thing came to my mind.
Speaker 2Good answer.
Speaker 1You look at that G-Boo you like no, nigga, I'm out. I know my jeans.
Speaker 2I know my jeans.
Speaker 4I know my jeans.
Speaker 1I'm a straight face. We not about to take my water. I'm muddy up my water. I got a better chance of somebody who got some good jeans.
Speaker 2That is true.
Speaker 1Oh fuck no.
Speaker 2That is true.
Speaker 1No, and. I'm only doing this so many times, I'm not finished. These motherfuckers on your ugly ass. I got so good.
Speaker 2What I mean is like Not bad.
Speaker 1That's insane. Again, I'm listening to you.
Speaker 2Like somebody like just a completely different personality than what yours is. Let's keep it simple Somebody that's okay, a homebody, and somebody that's outgoing, introvert, extrovert Type deal. Could you do that Like, if you're there, you can do it right now, okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can do it right now and it's working.
Speaker 2It's perfect.
Speaker 3Say that shit again.
Speaker 2Cause I just I just see so many people that, yeah, they complain about it, like they say opposites attract, but then they go for the person that's really like them. That's kind of weird.
Speaker 1I don't think I could date somebody who was like I'd be in jail.
Speaker 2Really you, so you wouldn't date yourself.
Speaker 1If I had to date me.
Speaker 3You either Tammy.
Speaker 1I'll be in jail.
Speaker 3Tammy.
Speaker 1Okay, listen, I'm a sub. Two subs came dating each other. We want to ask brady ass, bitch, I would not get this out. I'm tourist, I can't date another tourist and I'm a Leo. I need to have the food.
Speaker 2Come on down, that is true.
Speaker 1I couldn't date somebody else who's headstrong like me. I couldn't date somebody else who's quiet Nigga, we would probably never talk about shit All of my loins. But I'll never speak a word to you and I'm perfectly fine with that. I'm not gonna be living in silence. It'd be a whole silent movie. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1We would spend all our money on, who would be fucking broke. We'd be homeless, but well fed, we'll be fed. I couldn't date me. I need somebody who is on the other side to like counteract my bad shit but be able to morph very well with my good shit. That balance is important and I don't think you get that balance when you just date you. How do you explore new things? How do you learn new things? How do you go try new things? That's one thing. With my husband, we definitely go try new things. He gets me out of the house because it wasn't for him, I'd be at home watching a lot of warning popcorn all day. So he helps me just be adventurous. He's more adventurous than doing and trying things than me. You learn new things every day. I love it. Yeah, give him hope.
Speaker 4Give him hope.
Speaker 3Give him hope, Love you hope.
Speaker 1I love that. I don't think I could ever date me.
Speaker 2I don't know, I don't. I need my own. I'm not going to date myself.
Speaker 1Could you imagine a meat in my? Head, and then another bitch just like me yeah that is wild.
Speaker 2I never thought about that.
Speaker 1No, I could do it.
Speaker 2I don't know I would. A female version of me would be nuts Like somebody just laughing all the time Like I couldn't take that.
Speaker 1Well, I liked that part. I couldn't take that. They laugh all the time. What is this?
Speaker 2What is the naked truth?
Speaker 1What are they talking about?
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1What is he talking about? I don't know. Oh, they're answering your question. What could you not date?
Speaker 2Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1I would yell he's somebody with taller dick, energy Like that's me, got you, got you, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2So what if you fell in love with somebody like well, it don't matter for Grease, wow, it doesn't matter, because y'all got the opposites, y'all have the opposite.
Speaker 1We're actually dating the same person, damn near.
Speaker 2Oh, got you.
Speaker 1We have learned from these two that we well, we believe all men work out the same playbook. All the good ones work out of the same fucking playbook.
Speaker 2What's what's one play. Tell one play, what's one play. I don't know how to read the playbook anywhere with that.
Speaker 1It's in the links. It's not in the links, but at least you're going to get there. You go up my clicks, so Run it up I don't know how to read that playbook. I second that motion though.
Speaker 2That is true. The majority, god target the majority of us. Yeah, it's the same thing, we, we, we kind of like the older we get, the more we conjugate and like talk versus just like doing our own individual things. It seems like it's an individual thing, but it's really not. It's like ah, what's what's we, we, we should start taking our girls out To see which one is working better. This week, for sure.
Speaker 1Today, bro, for sure, for sure, Like yo I'm going to get to the next one. For sure.
Speaker 2For sure, for sure. Like yo, uh, where, where'd you take your wife last week? Okay, how did? How did you take your wife out? That's what we get into now. How did you lead up to that? Did you surprise her, was it? Uh, you know what was involved, was it? What's the actions behind it? Like that's the most I can get y'all Like, you, literally want the blueprint.
Speaker 2You, you want the game plan, like you want to get yourself back in the game. Like you want to get yourself back in the game Cause because she's going to go back and do just like y'all are doing. It's like, oh man, we, we kind of like dating the same guy, like it's, it's cool. Hey, hey, girl, we should do a little game night, let's all of us get together and hang out.
Speaker 1Hey, how about?
Speaker 5how about a couple of strip?
Speaker 1Y'all love doing a couple of strip. Look at me, it's wine. Why are you drinking?
Speaker 2it like that Do this little couple strip. That'd be cool. Let's go to Barbados.
Speaker 1That's a good trip, though. That sounds like fun. Did you do that one? I haven't. Barbados is on my list. I haven't been yet. I've been to the Bahamas.
Speaker 2See what's happening, see there.
Speaker 1What's up. Would you like to go? We're actually planning to drink up in next year. If I want to go. I love his reaction. We are going to Montego Bay. You guys are invited To make up.
Speaker 2Hey, yeah.
Speaker 3We're going to make up, we're going to make up, we're going to make up.
Speaker 1We're going to make up, we're going to make up, we're going to make up, we're going to make up, we're going to make up.
Speaker 2We're going to make up.
Speaker 1We're going to make up, we're going to make up, we're going to make up.
Speaker 2In here, right, they don't play they don't play. What if I ever needed to sing this?
Speaker 3That kind of music Nah come on now.
Speaker 1hold on Thanks. Look what that song back in the day.
Speaker 2Yeah, that shit was everywhere in, like Kmart.
Speaker 1My car rides was on computer. Love Fucking Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Guess what was on my radio.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, the Beach Boys but when you go to Kmart, you standing there right by the cart with your mama just like, can we go Get these school clothes for you Like blue, like special? I have Pk Martin. There's some real old geez real. So y'all going to Montecobay, you going Tammy.
Speaker 1You got some baby city.
Speaker 2Oh no, but you tell this, we can't meet and I can't get the kids without meeting her.
Speaker 1If you and the girlfriend are willing to babysit so that she could come to Montego Bay with me for.
Speaker 4What was that?
Controversial Views on Sexuality and Comedy
Speaker 2Just again Okay okay, okay, sweet baby Jesus, I'm only dead to. Oh yeah, yeah, I can't hit up snacks. Hit up Sam's club. How long y'all going A week six days, six days.
Speaker 1I can see him right now, oh.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 2She cost already.
Speaker 1That part that is a very, very important to leave the baby that's much of it is you're like I'm not even gonna be married to here.
Speaker 2That's his wow. That's just. They said it's almost on full house.
Speaker 1Maybe that's why I know it that is, yeah, that is so.
Speaker 2Y'all care Wayne. Wayne Brady's a pansexual.
Speaker 1Y'all care about it tell me why that that that is important. Know who you like to rub yo. No, no, square on.
Speaker 3Long as you do and making people laugh on game shows.
Speaker 1I'm gonna fuck is he still doing improv like? Don't mean why I need to know what you doing with it.
Speaker 3Why does everybody have?
Speaker 1this thing about needing to tell you what they sexuality is. I just asked you to pass the salt and now over here, I know that you you imagine that shit.
Speaker 2No, hey dog, pass that salt over there. Yeah, sure, I'm a pansexual. What the fuck.
Speaker 3I mean, she's like whatever anything that's cool.
Speaker 1Are you still funny, my nigga? Are you still funny?
Speaker 2Why did? Why did this just happen?
Speaker 1It's so random it just be so out of nowhere, like for what, I guess? Wait, when we said Joe button came on top of, he was by. No, we don't give a fuck you. Can you rap nigga?
Speaker 3Do you have bars? No, you don't. Let's go back to this debate. I who cares? I don't care.
Speaker 2There is a wild.
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 1People really give this much weight to who someone's fucking or what they want to be fluid or non-binary, I don't care. Not care, because if I like you as a person, if I've connected to you, and whatever art you do or who you, that's a need, that's what we connected. Now, who you fucking, yeah, I don't care. People are trying to identify as their sexuality. There should be way more to you than what the fuck you like to get. Be last of the last. That should even be mentioned.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like politics, politics, religion, all that stuff should be the last.
Speaker 1Know what it is. You know, just figured it out. This what it is, what this is now a generation of people who have all grown up with social media websites and dating sites. And what information do you put on there? Your name, your location and your sexuality. So now, when they take hands and they just talk to people on a regular fucking basis, they feel like that is part of the requirements to start a conversation. So how can we talk if you do not know that? I would prefer to put my mouth on your daddy than I would on you.
Speaker 1We so I need to give you this information so that this conversation can proceed. People are stupid.
Speaker 2I see what you saying, that that's a because we was on an ASL.
Speaker 1Sexual means D.
Speaker 2Oh, wow. For all the audio listeners, the naked truth says why do we care that he likes his pussy in a band I identify as waffles, butter on top and filled with Sarah, I don't know what's happening. Put the pussy. You got a deep fry the pussy. That's what a pansexual is deep frying pussy Fallen off the bone. Put this pussy in a smoker.
Speaker 4Smoke pussy.
Speaker 1Hickory smoke.
Speaker 2It's not a beef jerky dead. The roast beef curtains is a bit much, but the hickory smoke, oh chef's kiss delicious.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 1Not a real thing. Who said air fryer pussy, air fryerummer?
Speaker 3pussy in the air fryer stupendous.
Speaker 2Fierce lemon. Lemon pepper wet oh.
Speaker 1Nan not til Iただ.
Speaker 3Oh, that's a good one. Yes, oh, you got that. Oh, look at that. You see that, real good. Yes, divine Goodness gracious.
Speaker 2Let us pray. This is God's gift.
Speaker 1We got some praying just to make it today.
Speaker 2I said we pray it. Oh shit, oh man, when I think of head on that speed, oh, that should trip me out. This nigga got on a speedo Stopping.
Speaker 1Oh shit, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh shit, Smothered in onions.
Speaker 3I'm not.
Speaker 1I'm just trying to spice things up, baby.
Speaker 2Let it marinate a little bit.
Speaker 3Jesus.
Speaker 1Rage says that's for you.
Speaker 3We did a lot.
Speaker 1Ray says she takes grits with something light and fruity Strawberry. Maybe you got orders out here or whatever, whatever, whatever. Strawberry grits, pussy Huh, strawberry and cream was good oatmeal. I never tried it as grits, I didn't make a face. I can't imagine, but hey.
Speaker 2I think, I think strippers and sex workers should have like QR codes tatted on them.
Speaker 1Where should the tattoo be placed?
Speaker 2On their ass. Oh I was, I Shoulder anywhere, they were like, but it should be attached.
Speaker 1What is the purpose?
Speaker 2Should be attached to the cash app.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1Whatever Get hacked, she got to get a whole new cash. First, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2First of all, your cash app does not get hacked. This is first and foremost. Second of all, you have to give the people your login information in order for you to be hacked. So if you give your Pimp your login information first of all, having a Pimp in 2023 is fucking wild. That's. That is fucking nuts to me. But I don't know anybody personally who's had their cash app hacked. I've known people to have their bank accounts hacked, but cash app is too many steps to get to for them. To how long ago was this? Earlier this year, something happened with cash app.
Speaker 1I know it happened with my daughter for short and I saw it start to happen with mine. But I keep my card like locked and I don't keep my bank card connected on the time Right. My cash up is locked. So I saw like it start. It did it three times, three transactions. It was my mean. I was like I'm not gonna get it it was my mean and it stopped.
Speaker 1But my daughter sent me screenshots of hers and it was doing it, but it was doing it while she was asleep, so it was doing it for hours and she didn't even notice. It kept trying to take out these payments, trying to take out these payments, trying to take out these payments, and it would not stop. It just kept going and going. It has happened with cash app.
Speaker 2How much?
Speaker 1Oh, she only lost it, she's she's 17. $100. But Remember, that was like money.
Speaker 3That's a lot of money.
Speaker 1It's still money. That's my point. So if her cash app get hacked, she got to go hold new tattoo. Yeah, better yet, better yet what.
Speaker 1And this is my recommendation to all 304s and strippers and porn stars it's very important that you consistently keep your nails done. It's very important that you keep your hair done. Lotion, you know? Don't be asked. It's a whole list of things, but getting your nails done and keeping all of them done is on that list. You can always order a set of press calls for me that has a microchip in it. What a QR code that goes directly to all of your shit and if you need to reassign it, you can. You won't have to get a new chip. I'm just saying it's better than going again and tattoo on your list. You just want to be out here. Like Crescent Rock was just weird ass tattoos all over your body, well connected to a nigga that came Left when he turned right.
Speaker 2Blue face baby.
Speaker 1Line in the fucking song Make a left. That would be exactly Next right.
Speaker 2Make a left. What's his lyric? What song was this? Girl, I you know I've been missing after that line before that.
Speaker 1Offbeat.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Like the new silver.
Speaker 3She is.
Speaker 1He could catch a beat if he wanted to, so he had more songs.
Speaker 2I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know he had more songs.
Speaker 1He's had a few songs released to his own and he's been featured on quite a few people's song oh not recently. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3The only song you know is that the other?
Speaker 1huh? Yeah, that's the only one I know. I never listened to that dude.
Speaker 2So I never got any other jokes. That's why I was like oh, I never paid him no attention, he's just gonna beat, so can really.
Speaker 1Hey, y'all heard. Y'all heard this chick called Flippa T.
Speaker 2Flippa what. Flippa T, flippa T.
Speaker 1Flippa what Flippa.
Speaker 2T T like T E A or just a letter T, just a letter T. So Flippa T, I found this woman on Tiktok. Actually, let me see if I can share this screen. I got to share this. I got to show this to y'all. When he said Tiktok, I knew it was about to get dangerous.
Speaker 1While strapping. Y'all ready, oh Lord?
Speaker 2Cause this shit is alright, though. I think I found a new song for the summer. Let's see. Oh, hold on now, that ain't it Okay. Let me see. I got to share this screen first. Boom, boom, boom Boom.
Speaker 4Boom Boom.
Speaker 2Boom Boom. Hey, let's give it a go Boom.
Speaker 4Boom, boom ya, below $2. Raise your relation. Raise it, baby. Ooo, if you don't want to only listen to me, ita, if you don't want to look what they do, I especially do small things for your social life. I always do so, please, hey sir. Sir, where's the other guy? I'm a bitch. Find another hold of Stay Wee, stay bitch. Ain't just another bitch to lay wee Because a dead beat niggle. That's the shit I ain't. I'm telling you I'm going to throw your niggles.
Speaker 2So wait, wait, wait, so y'all know this song, y'all heard this.
Speaker 1This is Ratchet and I love it. Yeah, I heard this one. I'll be like this one.
Speaker 2I like this a lot, so what?
Speaker 3Are you serious.
Speaker 2What? No, no, no, she said hey, sir, hey, she from.
Speaker 1Florida. No, she was definitely speaking this whole thing. Yeah, no, I thought you were just a bitch, that shit hard.
Speaker 2That shit hard, that shit funny. It's catchy, it got a good beat it ratcheted enough for me.
Speaker 1It's ratchet. Nah, I fucked with this one. It was the uh, I think it was the third verse that caught me.
Speaker 2She was like I'm a nasty ass or a ratchet as whole, and I was like what? Hold on, let me see. I was like yo what I'm a ratchet hole.
Speaker 1So this is cool, we can just say that now I could just Well, if you're pussy pink and your booty hope brown, why you can be a retro.
Speaker 2Fucking spinning.
Speaker 1Let me not. You lean back slow.
Speaker 2You fucking spin.
Speaker 1And right now I'm taking her back, I'm taking my interest at all A back.
Speaker 2I am very nervous for kids of the future.
Speaker 1I'm not saying we have lost a. Okay, so check it out. Back in our generation I say ours, all of us. Yeah, they have songs to like we can pull. My mama used to play shoot, shoot, shoot. There really was a lot of imagination in this song. You know it was a nasty ass song. I feel like they lost that imagination. That double entendre is like it's gone. None of that, none of this. Let me know my pussy pink, my booty hope brown. I'm a ratchet hole Like they don't care anymore. Talk to them on tondras. I'm letting you know what it is. They have no imagination.
Speaker 2Zero, it's straight to the point. It's straight to the point.
Speaker 1Imagination what happened.
Speaker 2Because everybody got cameras.
Speaker 1Why is there a mic Cause I didn't get Barney no.
Speaker 2Everybody got cameras.
Speaker 1They needed a barney. No, it's not even that. If you consider, like, like you said, our generation compared to now, yeah, we had our nasty songs, but there was still. There was still a guideline, there was still a line you did not cross right, there was still a limit. There's no limit, no more. There's no longer a boundary. I am, I am, do what you want, show what you want, fuck you you want. There's no boundaries, it's all now, just be free.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true, that is true.
Speaker 5I just caught on to the call.
Speaker 1He said. You know what he said. Good luck, I'm off duty. Have the fuck at it. I've made some times of like, being able to cause like. Even earlier I was playing songs in the house cleaning up with the kids, so I love to do that, and then it was like so many songs that had to run to change. Because my kids are running, I'm like I can't even play this.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1He was.
Speaker 3Pop, pop, pop, right, he put more.
Speaker 1What's up pussy and how do you pop it? And you know these kids are asking questions.
Speaker 3How do you?
Speaker 1answer these questions. You know you're asking questions.
Speaker 2Got 32 flavors of that bubble. She's a bubble.
Speaker 1Whoa. No, that's a good one.
Speaker 2No, that's very good. Very very metaphoric.
Speaker 1We need more of that, but Outright, just now, it's just all right, it's just exactly how I thought it this time of saying to you Yep, nobody has a filter, nobody has any type of inner discernment that says yeah. That's probably not the best thing to say, yeah, yeah, hey, miss what's up to you, girl. Thank you for something bad, hey, bud.
Speaker 2That's very true.
Speaker 1Um, you know, they don't, it's just a sad. I did something bad with a lot of fun with with our imaginations anymore Straight up it is what it is. I would say what I want to say, because the internet said I could. So, boom, you got it.
Speaker 3Yeah, cause the internet is not a real place.
Speaker 1You don't really look, so know what your feeling is.
Speaker 2That's what's scary Like the internet not being a real place and people Real place. Oh, thinking it is like.
Speaker 1And this is where the line.
Speaker 2And if it was, it would be a very scary place to go to. I don't think it would be paved roads or anything. I think it would be a very dark trash everywhere. It's not going to be a nice place it definitely would be pretty.
Speaker 1It definitely would not be.
Speaker 2It would be some post apocalyptic bullshit like buildings. Crack the Matrix. Yes, yes.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 3Just like that.
Speaker 4Just like that.
Speaker 1I really want to eat this chicken wing.
Speaker 4I've been eating this whole time.
Speaker 1I want to go get a Suki on a so bad, but I'm going to be cool.
Speaker 3Why don't you look out like that?
Speaker 2So do we Thank you. What is your buzz?
Speaker 1Do we think Will Smith went too far?
Speaker 2and emancipation I did not watch it. I heard so many bad things about it.
Speaker 1I was like I don't want to see Will, like, go out like that. You watched it. Look at me. I want to see him. I want to see him. I want to see him. I want to see him. I want to see him go out like this.
Speaker 3I was like this guy.
Speaker 1Like that's the one I want to remember. I want to remember stuck in the basement, sit in on a chair.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I'm a nerd. I want to remember he popped up on the nails. Yeah, that's the one I want. Give me my glory.
Speaker 2I don't want to remember anything else.
Speaker 1That's true Very true, what's that little clone movie? I really enjoyed that clone Robot. No, oh, the movie where he was all of the shoot them up and they got younger and younger.
Speaker 2Oh, I didn't even see that one Was it.
Speaker 1It was good I'm watching the slay I'm not sick of slaying movies.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've been sick of them shits.
Speaker 1The only thing I'm watching is was. It was a nap. What's his name? The one, oh yeah.
Speaker 2And that turner master's nap turner.
Speaker 1I don't see a nap turner special or the Haiti special. Yeah, I watched it.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Discussion on Movies and Cultural Identity
Speaker 1I love to watch, give us free. I just love that movie. I just love that fucking movie. I love that, but I love timepieces, so I mean, I just, I love that.
Speaker 5I was a good one though.
Speaker 4That was a good one. Yeah, that came out to be good in our favor. So that was all right, give us, oh okay, yeah, no, no, no, I'm just when I was Sunday was in and some of them I went to get the soap. That's it.
Speaker 3I was to watch my ass For you, master. Fuck, fuck. This is shit we're watching. She can't get no fucking soap.
Speaker 1That fucking movie. I don't think we can laugh. I'm not supposed to laugh at this stuff. This is not a laughing matter.
Speaker 3Look at that movie. A little piece of asshole. That's the piece of that little. No, fuck out here, ain't watching them more than shit. Bro, I'm watching a brawl and fucking Alabama for the rest of my life. That's what I'm watching.
Speaker 1Beat that bitch with a chip. Beat that bitch with a chip. I'm sorry that was fucked up. I'm glad that lady didn't deserve that, though let's keep that going. Everybody get it. Everything that happened. Everybody else deserve what the fuck they got. I'm going to eat.
Speaker 4I'm going to eat.
Speaker 1I'm going to eat. I said now you don't want too far, bro, You're going to jail. I want to see you have shit. Beat that bitch with just a chip. Y'all know there's none of the other black people got arrested.
Speaker 5I ain't see nobody else black. It's like they just put a size of the bitch with a chair.
Speaker 1She wouldn't even fight nobody at the time.
Speaker 3I feel like the police was like you know what this is justified.
Speaker 1This is reparations. We going to give y'all a few minutes. We got to slowly act like we're doing our jobs, like we really give a fuck.
Speaker 4And he's the only one that's going out in prison.
Speaker 1Just enough Not to get us in trouble, but not to get you in trouble, right.
Speaker 4And here comes the big jail.
Speaker 2Now I got to arrest one of you.
Speaker 1Just hello, damn it. He's the only black man they called out in the press conference. Everybody else. He deserves to go to jail for beating a girl with the chair. But yes, sir.
Speaker 2Can you do the accent again?
Speaker 3What accent? I don't even know what you're talking about For the soap, oh shit.
Speaker 2That shit had me out.
Speaker 3I want to get some soap for you, master Soap. I pick up 2,000 bottles of cotton for you and you, Soap master.
Speaker 1That shit bro. That pissed that movie. That's what I got in. That movie Made me angry.
Speaker 3Fuck, oh shit, I'm not gonna let you off. I'm done. I'm not gonna let you off.
Speaker 1No, to self. No to self. Do not turn on glory. That's the older the neck. It's heavy cup to the house, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 3I'm like you know, I'll be like, oh, green miles, so just get moving.
Speaker 1No, that move ain't me angry. The green mile, I hate that movie, yeah green mile With all of my heart. I understand how passionate and powerful that movie can be. The one you know the true story behind that movie and how old that one really was. Fuck that movie, bro.
Speaker 2Did y'all see that clone Tyrone?
Speaker 1No, that shit, yes, good movie.
Speaker 2OK, I'm about to say wait a minute now I ain't Tyrone. I'm not sure. I think he was looking like.
Speaker 1They shot out of Jamie. Who was that? Jamie Foxx, right.
Speaker 2Yeah, jamie Foxx, I didn't know that was the nigga from Star Wars.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 2Yeah, I was like this nigga. Look thorough out here, like who the fuck is this? Had a Google. I'm like this nigga's.
Speaker 1British. What a life-saber do we?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1You know what I love about this movie? What Anything in the world is. They put in the truth, right in your face, and we just laughing at it.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1We're none but real. I don't give a fuck about conspiracies. Everything they put in that movie is in a fucking article Right now. You can look up hair grease, you can look up hair products, you can look up food, special chicken. You can look everything up right now and understand why this shit is in a movie. They put the truth in your face and we not paying attention.
Speaker 2The perms was giving women cancer, so I mean.
Speaker 1That's why I said nothing about that movie was wild, because it was nothing but truth.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Sprint in there.
Speaker 2Straight facts. I fuck with it. I like that movie. It was a good movie. Love that, love that. Very entertaining, well acted, well written. It was layered. I was like, ok, look at us with a little black science fiction. I didn't want to say conspiracy, but science fiction flip. Yeah, that shit was dope Because, like Because, like I, like what's the Jordan Peele do. He's all right, but he's more. I feel like those movies are more for the white people to be. Ok versus, yeah, versus us.
Speaker 1Wait, who does us? No, Jordan Peele, wait, who does us?
Speaker 2No, he did that too.
Speaker 1Oh hey, jordan Peele also did the new Twilight Zone. That shit is fire.
Speaker 2I heard that was fire.
Speaker 1I heard that was fire For who? For them?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Sorry If you've seen the new Twilight Zone. That is very uncomfortable for them.
Speaker 2I heard yeah, well, that's what I meant, like it's for them, because we actually live it. It's not like hey, wait, have you seen the blackening, the blackening. No, no, no, I haven't seen that Funny.
Speaker 3You gotta watch. This is funny, but it's true, it is real oh.
Speaker 1I'm a die. That movie. I had to be in that movie. I didn't know a lot of these black answers.
Speaker 3That's all this is on the black.
Speaker 2You mind you that's fire.
Speaker 1It's like saw meets Jim on G blackening. Ok, I hilarious because imagine when you come see who's actually in there and shit is hilarious. But when they start asking some questions like what's the second verse, to lift every voice. The black national anthem oh, I don't know. Right now you die.
Speaker 2It's a wrap.
Speaker 1I am regular live. He's saying it for you the other day what is going to live? Do you know the second verse? It was so many black questions. I was like I'm answering with him, like I'm playing a game with them. Yeah, the second. I don't even know the second line.
Speaker 2The facts.
Speaker 1It's the reverse is saying Let Nope, don't know the second line.
Speaker 2So yeah, up out of here.
Speaker 1First you would have. Why didn't the first episode?
Speaker 2Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten it, I would.
Speaker 1Watch this movie.
Speaker 2Let me see.
Speaker 1I'm telling you right now this is perfect, wonderful to watch you. There's no way to be that uncomfortable. This movie is good, fucking hilarious when?
Speaker 2Oh, let me see if I can get some some questions like that, because the black man question.
Speaker 1What was another one? Oh, here's a trick question. All right, I'm going to go ahead and get all this hit. Name four black people that were on the friends Episode friends. Name four black people that were on friends.
Speaker 2There weren't any.
Speaker 1No, that was definitely black people and friends. That's the wrong answer. Anyway, you're it this was your answer. Can you name four black? I'm going to text the cab driver delivery, all right.
Speaker 2Everybody was black.
Speaker 1Very on friends. Yeah, because they're supposed to say is I never watched that shit. I watched them single See everybody.
Speaker 2Everybody is dead now and I've never seen it. And like I've seen an episode, but like episode.
Speaker 1That's what I'm friends.
Speaker 2But I don't know it's supposed to say that?
Speaker 1I can tell you, you got a little little single.
Speaker 2That's yeah, I can tell you about that.
Speaker 1Blackening. I will root for this movie. This shit was amazing. Me and Butler fucking died laughing. We, we, we wanted to run it back. I'm telling you it was so much going on and it was. It was hard, but like funny.
Speaker 2That's. That's the second line, Gris.
Speaker 1To her I didn't know that line. Ok, I was like saying you know I was out of here, you come into the barbecue and sing it with us To earth and heaven. I'm not. That's not the song we sing at the barbecue. No more, oh. What do we sing?
Speaker 2Not give you what.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Well.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I want it.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1I'm going to eat my other chicken while she plays this song. Thank you for letting me eat on your lap, Mr Me. I'm hungry.
Speaker 2Eat away. I wish they would have put some of these questions up. I ain't not.
Speaker 3I'm so worried, mm. Hmm, no, stop, I don't want this.
Speaker 5Let go. And I'm really proud of you. I'm coming. I'm not one, but a mall, I'm coming. Shout out to that I can swim. I'm coming. I'm coming. Shout out with the chair. I'm coming. I'm coming. Everybody that was there, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Shout out to the girl I'm coming, I'm coming. All right, let me tell y'all what really happened. Her name was jumping on my cousin. Let me off, caddy off. Let's carry my water. Man, this getting crazy. I'm coming with the chair, like I got some atchies. Let's take no shit. Yeah, yeah, we want everybody that's been there for this for the next two days. Yeah, my government is bra. Shout out to Aquame, aquame. I'm gonna do the rest of the video I'm going to get ready, put your hands up.
Speaker 1I'm gonna have a rest. I'm gonna take the rest. I'm gonna go. What's your birthday? I'll go man.
Speaker 2Effortlessly. You got to body slam somebody after getting wet first of all. You have me swim a quarter mile and somebody gonna catch these hands. Somebody is gonna get rock bottom at some point time, all right.
Speaker 1Everybody who was out there and make sure uncle's okay, and then yeah, cuz he was catching them hands.
Speaker 2He, he won't eat them shit either. He was getting fucked up and I. All of them was they showed the wife to. The wife got fucked up. Little white girl.
Speaker 1She's gotta do her little white girl tears in the end. White girl tears activate.
Speaker 2You still gotta rest it and but what tripped me out is like the white women. Well, it doesn't surprise me, but the white woman cannot fight. They cannot, they all was just like running up.
Speaker 1What did you expect? Who's supposed to be teaching who if nobody fights? Any man of the mayflower persuasion did I put you? Look like he can throw hands.
Speaker 5Any.
Speaker 1Most of them were fighting women remember he had grabbed a girl up and tried to choke her like that wasn't even trying to fight the men.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1You watch that video, you'll see they were trying to swing on women.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true. That's true. I was just like yo, these white chicks, I don't see how. Black dudes, I don't not like Interracial relationships, but I can't have that beside me, bro, I can't do it. And then like the, the feeling, like what you got to go through, like you see that, like you just walking down the riverfront, you With your white girl or your white wife, like what's that? You thinking, no, honey, we just, we just picked peace. That's when you start talking that peace shit.
Speaker 1Now you want to be peace Baby. I'm gonna be friends, approach them and have a little peace and cry. I don't think that's what you really want.
Speaker 1That's left just right in this combo box Now you want to be peaceful. That was time to talk. Yeah, that's what it is. You want a hug and kiss now, now that both of your eyes is swollen you ain't got no bottom lip. All of this Like I couldn't be the wife that got my ass what? Because you simply didn't want to move the fucking boat. So we get home. Not only have you gotten your ass what, now you finna have to hear my mouth for the rest of this marriage because, nigga, I got my ass what because you didn't want to move a motherfucking boat. You can't all my court feet, you replace it as Fuck. Run with you.
Speaker 2That chick got uppercutting. I Saw that shit like what the fuck? We don't give a fuck and I love it. Tanner and Cody come on. Oh yeah, for sure, shout out. Tanner and Cody got fucked up, though Can.
Speaker 1I just say shout out to the man that jumped in the river. He's seen the black eyes come. He was like I'm not part of this, right here, I'm not gonna jump in the water. He jumped in the water here. I tried to move the boat. I don't know what's going on right now. Our man he probably the smartest motherfucker out there. Yeah in the whole crew.
Speaker 2For sure, I'm not going to Mm-hmm. He probably called them black brothers. He didn't even say a racist. These black brothers in arms, oh, it's the blackening.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 2So sad, so sad what they did to park in uh two packs.
Speaker 1I.
Speaker 2Would have been a third if it was possible. Who those moon crickets almost got me.
Speaker 3I Can you do what? Wait a minute.
Speaker 1It's almost got me.
Speaker 2It's a lot. It's a lot of one liners in here Make a dick foundation.
Speaker 1So your ass called you up right now was like Fuck no the Ex I had.
Speaker 2Fuck no, the most we can go down the line, I'm not fucking with that one, okay, any ex.
Speaker 3Mr Rice, I'm dying. I'm probably gonna be dead by next week. I just want you to give me one of them tire things you do I.
Speaker 2Hey, I don't, I don't think I could do it, I really don't think I can fulfill that, that wish right there. I just now, if I was single. No well, roleplay, that's different, that's different. I could do that, I could do all that stuff, okay, but actual penetration and shit, nah, I can't, I couldn't do it. That's weird, bro. That's too much, too much for me. Shout out to the guard my gummy rebrah. Oh, my nigga's going hard. My gummy rebrah, that chair boy.
Speaker 1Hey, are they getting out of hand with that chair, though? Because I seen a tattoo. Somebody got a tattoo of the chair the other day, chris. I wanted to share it to you, but I'm so fucking outrageous, shout out to stephers because she shared it to me and I was like stop, that's my phone. I blocked her for two days. What the fuck is it?
Speaker 2There was. There was another one in Detroit. There was a yeah, yeah black dude. No, no, it was a black dude who took a, had a, a folding chair yeah it was clobbering just.
Speaker 1That I think about. Watch the government turn around and make folding chairs lethal weapons. Now since watching watch. So that's what I was gonna say. Why no, what happened? Oh, let me find base. Give me that post if you can, if you're listening, my husband. There's a where the cops come and they make a picture of them holding white chairs and then the comedian comes in like jokes over, we had a good run, we had a good week, yeah, and who accepted this shit for us?
Speaker 1for show and he was like the joke is over, we're done with the folding chair now, because they try. Even as you get arrested for being in possession of too many white chairs. It's my child's bar mitzvah. We're having Families coming. I need the chairs. Nope, no, mr Mina, mr Mina, offense, listen here, moon cricket.
Speaker 2You don't have any rights.
Speaker 1I'm gonna find what your insinness to you I'm talking about. Oh is ridiculous. Hold on, because baby's sending me this shit. Let me find it.
Speaker 4Goddamn moon crickets.
Speaker 2Moon cricket is hilarious, I think. I think a lot of racist terms are hilarious.
Speaker 1Me too, grits. Share your whole list. Let's go.
Speaker 2You have a list of racist terms.
Speaker 1Let's play this back. Who doesn't know any of us and just comes into this fucking room?
Speaker 2Hey grits, stay the racist lists.
Speaker 1Now just that racist list. First of all, the very first thing I ever heard grits say when we met and we were talking, we were, we had to say talk about why people one day, and grits said, oh yeah, I know that main flower and I was like you know who, you know what.
Speaker 2Excuse me, say what.
Speaker 1That is exterior staple. People will definitely say, oh yeah, that may flowers over there like she, that is yours, that's yours, what Right? All right.
Speaker 2All right, run away and come back and say it again May flowers. May flowers. I had someone tell me premiums they call white people premiums took me a long time to to think about this. I was like are you referring to the Status? She was like no know the crackers.
Speaker 1I love that woman. I loved her because they make little white crackers. So she was like baby. Let me tell you about these keyblas today at my job. Yes, my mama keyblas and premiums hold on, but grits gotta do that.
Speaker 1I know she do give me the other one you share sometimes on the show people, but that one care for my daughter, no. So I will tell you guys about that one and that one is not. That one is honestly, that's not, yes, that's not like a racist thing. So Naima had to be about three years old. This is the phase where she's learning ABC's 123's colors. She was being child, she was, she was. She was about three years old, she was like. She came and she asked me. She said mommy, why do they call you black when you're brown? And I was like I said well, I am black. And she said no, you're not. She took the crowd out the box. She said mom, you're brown. And I was like, okay, I can't argue with you. The lady who lived upstairs for me, her name was Laura, she was a good friend of mine. She used to watch Naima. She was a white lady from Detroit.
Speaker 1So after Naima proves to me that I'm brown and I can't argue with this because she now has evidence to back up her theory. You don't argue with with three-year-olds that come with evidence. She then says to me she says Miss Laurie is pink and I almost spit my drink out because she is. She pulled out the crayon and her logic was logic-ing yeah it was making sense. She then pulls out a yellow one and she says and this is daddy.
Speaker 2I guess Mexican got you. Yeah, that'll do it.
Speaker 1That'll do it so you do not argue with a child that comes to you with evidence and from then on, I started calling them pink people, pink people, or palm people, palm people, and the bastard assassins, the flower rangers. That's why favorite wine the what assassins alabaster star foam, beer foam, beer foam, beer foam has been used a few times. Yeah, beer foam, mayonnaise yeah.
Speaker 2I like to call them cockazoids.
Speaker 1Oh, we do that look like you're from the cockazoid mountains, absolutely.
Speaker 2I love that term.
Speaker 1I love that term yes, I love that term. That's a good one.
Speaker 2I feel like we're doing a good job yeah, we're doing a service to the public, so what's the list? That's the list.
Speaker 1That's it for me this is not nearly as long. She has a list list why she sitting here telling me she literally adds I'm trying to find my list.
Speaker 3She has a list. Don't judge me.
Speaker 2I'm here for you remind me.
Speaker 1Every time he ever heard a crazy ass name, he put a list together and then the list got stronger, like it, glue, maggots, it's all kind of there male monkeys tailed vanilla wafers mayo. I say unseason all the time unseason. That's on there, un-hmm damn, what's that other one? Oh, I want to find this list mayo monkeys mayo monkeys.
Speaker 3Oh, that's a step. Who?
Speaker 2did you make that up? That's real.
Speaker 1That's a real thing that's an amazing thing that's on there.
Speaker 2I never heard of that mayo monkeys.
Speaker 1I got this list. Y'all eat me. I'm getting on tip-top right now. That's where I got the list from this list is so long and it's for everybody anybody can look at it no, no, I'm like, but like the, it's like racial terms for like that's what's for everybody, it's strictly for the cockazos this is strictly for the cockazos now there is a mix list out there, so you mix. You know Triskits on there.
Speaker 2Triskits is on there, triskits is on the list why like this I?
Speaker 1said, your issue is going to be named after food yeah you're not a cracker, but you a Triskit. That's why.
Speaker 4I'm doing this what a baddest.
Speaker 3What about the cockazos? What about us? What about the cockazos? What about us?
Speaker 1this way. Y'all know it is going to be one of the most fun to talk about right now. Type in list of white people nicknames nicknames nicknames, nicknames, nicknames.
Speaker 2That's the nice way of putting it.
Speaker 1Mosquito lavo printer vapor snow roaches snow roaches, snow roaches.
Enemies of the Sun
Speaker 2I like this. I'm trying to read this shit. I like this this is terrible.
Speaker 3This is fucking terrible. Why you pause this shit male packets no purpose flour wow that's pretty good.
Speaker 2That's pretty good the chomp children yo that sound like a scary movie this is a very long.
Speaker 1You didn't jump. Look y'all this one right here. Imagine you trying to set a theme. So I was out here talking to the enemies of the sun. Right, that's the one. It was the enemy of the sun. That's the one I was looking for. Bitch, you want the?
Speaker 3enemies, I'm just fun, I'm done.
Speaker 1I'm not reading anymore. Anybody can get this list if you type in nicknames. Because I'm talking about this loose, let's just say expire cheese. No, I'm done. This is I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 2I'm not reading anymore. That's fucking wow. Enemies of the sun sounds like a white power group.
Speaker 3It really does sound like we are enemies of the sun in the middle of the world matter of fact.
Speaker 1Yes, they actually come out at night with Tiki.
Speaker 3Yes, we are closest relatives of the vampire. We have them left behind and we are enemies of the sun. Take out anything of the darkness power in order to regain our love for the earth can you imagine I would watch that? Shit.
Speaker 2Tanner, do you have the minutes?
Speaker 3no, no. Tanner just in. The minutes are not available for this meeting, but stay tuned, because the enemies of the sun will rise again.
Speaker 1Grayson what a game take the minutes. How do you so quickly come up with their names? How the fuck you can't do that? What's their names?
Speaker 2that's what their names are. They fucking weird, weird people you are out of order.
Speaker 1Blake sit down eat mix Blake mix might be. I felt cold for right.
Speaker 2Blake feels cold for like got a little bit, just a little bit. He probably disagrees with the enemies of the sun, like hey so you guys?
Speaker 1hey, this is Taylor listen.
Speaker 3Why are we mad at them? Because they can go into the sun like dude. If you just put some thumb like on, we can probably hang out with them sometime hey, shut the fuck up. Who is that? Son of a son of?
Speaker 1a son of a son of a son of a son of a son. Matter of fact, they got picket signs with sun black. That's when they picket like fuck it's for me.
Speaker 3Blake hate the mission statement oh okay, this might be the club for me there.
Speaker 2He said, let me come by no Grace, let me, like Blake, stop being a punk bitch. What even happened to me?
Speaker 1wait, but I need Grace to have a list stop being a punk bitch.
Speaker 2Life's already hard for us. We can't even go on site, can't?
Speaker 5even go on site life a bitch.
Speaker 2Blake, your mom's a bitch. You be hating his parents. You come in my room and you're both dead everybody's dead.
Speaker 1I'm gonna tell you a funny story about that. I'm gonna kill everybody yeah, my room.
