No Shade Just Palm Trees
Welcome to the 'No Shade Just Palm Trees Podcast,’ where shade is scarce, and laughter grows abundantly! Join our hosts, the man who traded his rap dreams for comedic schemes, as he spins tales of humorous misadventures and serves up life's quirks with a side of wit. Alongside him are two fabulous, ill in more ways than one, highly intelligent, beautiful unstoppable women, sharing their sizzling hot takes on life with freestyle comedy. Get ready for a podcast oasis filled with humor, laughter, and a whole lot of sunshine that’s inspiring, refreshing and informative. It's not just a show; it's a tropical vibe for your ears!
No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 228 ft. Two Ill Chics "Suki Soaker"
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Ever found yourself questioning the importance of tea? Brace yourself because this episode, featuring the delightful Kiss My Grits and Submissive Tammy, is nothing short of a wild ride, from tea appreciation to exploring the accents that make the UK's linguistic landscape so fascinating. We catch up on the fun-filled month we’ve had, and even tackle the somewhat scandalous question - do women indeed squirt? Personal stories and experiences come to the fore, and we chat about the not-to-be-underestimated importance of hydration.
A pit stop at Burger King Thailand's infamous 22-cheese slice cheeseburger gives way to a hilarious conversation that might just make you rethink your next fast-food indulgence. Keeping up the pace, we leap into the vibrant world of pop culture and fashion trends—one minute discussing the latest music, the next, giggling over a silicone butt suit and a panda mask. But don’t be fooled, we’re not afraid to broach serious topics too, as we delve into the detrimental effects of toxic relationships on children and the criticality of self-worth.
Fasten your seatbelts as we journey through tales of third-grade knife-wielding incidents #JusticeFor Evan, the hilarity that is low-budget movies, and a discussion on the potentially lucrative enterprise of selling noodles in Asian grocery stores. Our conversation tracks through the significance of safe words and the power of healthy relationships, all while encouraging a hearty laugh or two. So come, lend us your ear as we navigate this rollercoaster of an episode – laughter, deep thoughts, and perhaps a strange craving for cheesy burgers guaranteed.
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Speaker 1Huh, okay, does this zwei Ch dimensional Wooh chairman.
Speaker 2Hmmae, I don't see it oh it's not in here. Oh, there it is the brown lip gloss, the brown lip gloss, the lip gloss. No, that's not a lip gloss.
Speaker 3Hey, okay, all right. Everybody, we had a little technical difficulty. Try to get this thing cracking. What's up? Everybody, people up in here, up in here, tap in in the comments. Let me get my little music situated Completely unprofessional. All right, we are live. Welcome to the no Shades, just Palm Tree's podcast. Everybody Hands up to ill chicks. Before I introduce them, you know I always set the vibes. It's Saturday, we're going to get live. Let's fucking go. Hey, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow that down, sorry, hey, let's go. Come on, man.
Speaker 2Tap in in the comments. Let's go. I've got you on my mind. Hey, a secret admirer, I've been watching. Let go, let go, and I, I think of you. I want to be your lady baby. If your game is on, give me a call. If your loving's strong, let me know I'll do you and I, I think of you.
Speaker 3I want to be your lady. Baby, if your game is on, give me a call. If your loving's strong, let me know I'll do you. Hey, hey. Every day I pray, my heart can't win. Come on, we got to switch over a little bit. Come on, man, let's set these vibes on Saturday night.
Speaker 2Let's go. Hey, oh, oh, oh, shawty, swing my way. Hey, hey, shawty's good to me. Let it go Now, would you please?
Speaker 1swing my way, shawty, swing my way. I stepped off in the club on a Friday night Looking for a man that'll do me right. The first move that I made was on the dashboard Looking down. One time then I went from physical Ashen was having a nap Saw this young man through the crowd. I told my girl.
Suki and the Music Industry Discussion
Speaker 3Hey, give us the AM&G what I'm here to say. I'm here to say, hey, welcome to the no Sages Palm Trees podcast. Featuring the two ill chicks is what we fucking do each and every Saturday. If you are tapping in from the live from Facebook and YouTube, please let us know where you coming from, where you at, where you staying, where your mama staying, where your grand mama staying, and for everybody else who has tuned in for the past month, it's been the most epic time. Every other Saturday we do this with two ill chicks and this has just been amazing. Hopefully we can continue this, but to my right, that would be that way. It is the lovely, the beautiful. Kiss my grace, and down below in the blue corner, it's the lovely the beautiful Sammy.
Speaker 3Yeah, I just saw she. I just saw kiss. My grits Got on red. I could have said that in the ring corner, but you know it is what it is how y'all ladies doing this week today Actually, not this week today.
Speaker 2Wonderful, wonderful, yes.
Speaker 1Phenomenal. Yes, how the favorite.
Speaker 3Yes, Lord.
Speaker 1Yes, Lord.
Speaker 4Yes, sister Tammy, sister Tammy yes.
Speaker 3Praise God. God with the tea is better than God.
Speaker 1Because y'all got to have a tea on the door for me, yeah.
Speaker 3If you don't put the teas at the end of it, because God Did you just spit your water out? We started early.
Speaker 2No, I, just because y'all didn't see how Christian looked at me. We started early.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's a bad thing. Now, once I said, when I say she came in the pinch, what did?
Speaker 2you just say what's this happening?
Speaker 1I'm glad you speak face. Yes, fluent.
Speaker 3Oh God.
Speaker 2So I want to ask you, ladies, it's a very personal question. Oh, I don't know how I can actually pose this question to you ladies, without being vulgar in a sense.
Speaker 3Do you, ladies, squirt? That is the question. I love you too.
Speaker 2Oh Jesus, this conversation is not going where y'all think it's going.
Speaker 3I am lost, so you caught me wall though.
Speaker 1Because I know what it's like. I don't know what it's like so kiss. My grits is a yes.
Speaker 2Tammy is a yes, okay so there was a woman by the name of.
Speaker 1Sukey.
Speaker 3No, no, no, no, no, no. We need to talk about this. I have questions.
Speaker 1I have questions what?
Speaker 3happened what? What was that Like? Was the wires crossed? No, that really can come out like that.
Speaker 1If you're not taking care of yourself. Yes, it's a little like that even in those moments, because it's nasty, that's so that don't hurt, like that, in Like, when it looks like that, like it didn't.
Speaker 3That, don't hurt. You know what I'm saying, cause it's supposed to be. What's the meaning?
Speaker 1First of all, I did not watch the video. I have had the clips posted and I'm not clicking on it because the girl she's just another one who just looks unsanitary to me. So I'm not watching that and, based off of what y'all are saying, I feel like I made the right. Two day old chicken brawl what.
Speaker 1Not, she's putting battery acid. Girl, I'm not going to see In. Just I bet that puts you going to the dark. That's just something. There Got radiation that was coming out. I think I'm going to bring it Like it was bad.
Speaker 3That shit look like ramen noodle water. I said bullion cubes and everything.
Speaker 1I'm going to go and get it. She got me.
Speaker 2I got me.
Speaker 4Disgusting.
Speaker 2I've seen that shit.
Speaker 3I was like, oh, I got to talk to them about this. That shit, look like it hurt. It really does Like it looked like it was very forceful and the trajectory it like fizzed out like Sprite or something that's the part you saw.
Speaker 1You didn't see none of us, but that part yeah.
Speaker 3I mean, that's the only thing that caught me, the color, the color caught me. I was like wow, y'all wild, this is what y'all pay for. Like that's crazy.
Speaker 1That was a magic. They're definitely paying for that this is crazy.
Speaker 4This is what her only thing was.
Speaker 1This is what her only thing was. It wasn't just like a private. No, no people are paying for this Mark, okay.
Speaker 3It's disgusting. I just had. I just thought like what can we do to make sure women aren't squirting? Dehydration Wait.
Speaker 2You're doing this, I'm doing this, I'm doing this.
Speaker 1I'm doing this, I'm doing this, you're doing this to help women.
Speaker 3Because I don't want to see.
Speaker 2We're not waiting. What do the women suffer from? Again, Dehydration.
Speaker 3That's it. It's all. It is dehydration. She probably don't drink water.
Speaker 1She probably is just like the other crazy girls, she just drinks soda.
Speaker 3That was pure Hennessy that came out of there.
Speaker 1That wasn't Hennessy White, it was the original. She got some bite to it what you have a bottom shift.
Speaker 2What that is terrible.
Speaker 1No, stop it right now, oh man.
Speaker 3Oh, palm of science.
Speaker 2What, what a god. I swear to God.
Speaker 1I swear to God. I swear to God my way.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 3Oh shit. Yeah, you don't want to see the video. You really don't. It looked like it smelled.
Speaker 1It really did. I don't even want to see videos with her face in it, so I definitely don't want to see the one with her flat face Me. That's a y'all. This definitely was a quarter party problem.
Speaker 3Like this was not.
Speaker 2You think that's not a quarter party problem.
Speaker 1Do you think that's why it got leaked? Stop laughing. Do you think that's why it got leaked? Because it was. Well, I'm pretty sure the thing is the only time she's sported on camera, but her only thing.
Speaker 4I don't know, it should be.
Speaker 1I think they're concerned at this point, like it keeps getting yellow. Wait, it's changing color.
Speaker 4It's everything.
Speaker 3I've seen some on Twitter Like somebody was like you remember Jurassic Park, like the original, where they caught the, the first dinosaur, in that yellow shit, the amber shit, that's what it looked like. And for the record, nobody said that, I just made that up.
Speaker 2Terrible. Wow, they're gonna get the crossbar though Big crowd beach. What is this? What's?
Speaker 3here, yo, there she is. Uh-oh, I can't fucking Suki man. So what do you think is next for Suki?
Speaker 2You think another hot song is coming from Suki Ladies.
Speaker 3No, you think a hot song can come from that.
Speaker 2Oh, for real, I want to drink my drink but the way y'all describe it and I know it's the color of my drink.
Speaker 1It is. It is the color of apple juice. This is the color of my drink. I'm not sure if you can see it. It's the color of apple juice. This is not apple juice today by the way.
Speaker 3What is it? Mango and Guava.
Speaker 1What did I put in there? I grabbed something off the bar. It's something that's not supposed to resemble the flavor, the colors of anybody. You know what I'm?
Speaker 3saying Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Actually it's Parmesan. It's Parmesan and mango juice. Yes.
Speaker 2Gotta love it, oh, oh.
Speaker 3Keeping it on stench, because you know how we went to. What's her name? Sexy Red. Somebody have y'all heard her song, her new song, y'all this shit's so hard, hold on Cause y'all tripping, y'all not finna fuck with Sexy Red like that.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Come on man. We finna turn up one time on this Saturday. This shit hard, this shit hard. Hey, let go, Come on man. This shit hard.
Speaker 2This shit hard, skiii, that shit hard, that shit hard, that shit hard, that shit hard.
Speaker 1Jewelry on your wrist, fuck it, hold it up Skiii.
Speaker 2When I high, let's ski. Let me pull up Four, ten and five, and they fast as fuck.
Speaker 1Skiii, I'm looking good when I'm hoppin' out that truck Right on hood niggas that they get them buck Skiii.
Speaker 4Come on, y'all can't fuck with Sexy Red man.
Speaker 3Sexy Red got the summer on lock.
Speaker 1She was like, I don't worry, she got the summer on lock.
Speaker 3She got the summer on lock. How do you come back after Palletown and then you?
Speaker 4create Skiii Niggas the genius Come on.
Speaker 1Fuck, oh shit it ain't about to go hard. It's about to go hard.
Speaker 3No shit is hard though.
Speaker 2It ain't about to go hard.
Speaker 3As much as I hate to admit it, this shit is hard.
Speaker 1And we all know what the fuck like you know about that I was like Skiii, what the fuck?
Speaker 3Oh, this is alright. Shit pisses me off. I'm not this one.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3I'm sorry. In two weeks. I'm gonna ask y'all again in two weeks, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1I think that's gonna be the same, but I mean, it's definitely going somewhere For sure.
Speaker 3Sexy Red is coming, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Hopefully not on a nigga near you, because they thought for the way she described her for Zenit. I don't want anything after her. Ugh, no, who. Oh, I'm good, I know I'm just gonna be directly in Boydor Matter. I'm straight, come on man.
Speaker 3Yeah, how the fuck I'm in sexy red and like that.
Speaker 1I am not, I've never, I ain't doing it.
Speaker 3So, sexy red, who else you want fuck with or come. There's no other way to put this come behind.
Speaker 1Who else Wooden Tyre? Yeah, I ain't never thought about this shit before.
Speaker 2I mean, I don't have a list.
Speaker 1I'm trying to curate one in my head. Yeah, what?
Speaker 2artist, rapper, who are like, hmm Think about it.
Speaker 1I'm not coming up behind Erika. I do no, because there's some kind of energy she leaving residue behind. I don't want any of that.
Speaker 3It might go up inside she.
Speaker 1I don't want no side effects on what everybody has left over them. Juices are powerful and nothing they are. That they are they are the big smell of her, the smell of her pussy.
Speaker 3But she makes. And she sells out yes, and she makes like these rappers drop at least one great album.
Speaker 1And then after that, never again. Yeah, after that it's a curse. I don't want to know that. No, I feel like as long as you do right by her, you'll be okay. She probably does have that too. You do right by me. Everything you even think about go fail. That's probably what she do to these niggas. They probably just do some first shit, she's gonna go alright, she release the cracking.
Speaker 1That's how you want to act. They on the hold of the plane and they still talking about. Come on, you go to your first world and do like.
Speaker 3She over here levitating over on my why she?
Speaker 1I bet you she got a one.
Speaker 3A legit one, not to.
Speaker 2Man hers is real, definitely real.
Speaker 3Not the shit that look like a.
Speaker 1Mine actually looks like the others.
Speaker 3Not an explanation for it, oh yeah. Come on, kiss my grits. Oh now hold on. I want to know who you want come back. They can be whack, they can be top tier, it don't matter.
Speaker 1Nobody has ever been on Batties West, East, North, South, Hell, right up down. None of them, None of them.
Speaker 4None of them. Just let that be.
Speaker 1Just I was holding the direction you came from. He was on a baddie tour, but Up out here.
Speaker 4So do y'all match energy? Was that a big thing for y'all?
Speaker 3Like you know, that's the conversation. I match energies. You do me wrong, I'm gonna do you wrong, oh child.
Speaker 1I ain't got time for that. You can come up to my energy every time.
Speaker 3No, you not matching energies.
Speaker 1So y'all taking a high road.
Speaker 2Okay one time I didn't take the high road.
Speaker 1I don't always take the high road. You might get it when you get it, but majority of the time two times, Two times.
Speaker 2Hold on, that's two of them.
Speaker 1Y'all see my comment there.
Speaker 3You literally feel like.
Speaker 1It's still going, I feel like if you were deserving of this going off you done, did some absolute fuck shit, or I'm just sick of your shit, right, mm-hmm. But if I'm usually not matching your energy, I'm giving you a chance. You know what I'm saying. So, damn, I'm chilling. So by the time you get the off going off, straight up it's trick or tell me shit Like who gave you a chance? It's my grits set up before I give you a chance, really, yeah.
Speaker 3So if I give you that many chances, then you get me to go off.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3That's too much you pushed it to the limit, you just have all that smoke. So what was Give me one of the two times kids, my grits, in which they went high immediately?
Speaker 1First question what is the statute of limitations on attention in the state of Nevada?
Discussion on Strange Cheeseburger and Milk
Speaker 3If somebody can answer that first, Well, I mean, maybe it should be the internet.
Speaker 1I don't think there isn't any on the internet Because it's not a real place, so oh, wow, yeah, but how I run somebody over on the internet, yeah.
Speaker 3I don't know what's going on. I don't know about that. So let's see, I don't know how to match energies.
Speaker 2I don't know what kind of energy that should, that should is extreme.
Speaker 3That is like seeing red and blacking out. Baby, I was from passing your energy bits.
Speaker 1But, this is why I don't shoot out of space.
Speaker 2Vince. You find you with the help of the internet. Wait in my time wait.
Speaker 1In my defense, in my defense I have not done anything since the car, a legend Situation.
Speaker 3All over.
Speaker 1Wait, wait, wait. Oh no, that was after. Okay, three times I went, it was three times.
Speaker 3So wait, hold on Before we get to that Three times. No matter Before we get to that. I want to know what song was playing as you sped up an allegedly hit person. Said person.
Speaker 1Oh, actually I was on the phone with somebody trying to talk me out of doing it who was screaming no, as she could hear the wheels screech.
Speaker 3So it was, it was quiet. That's a little.
Speaker 1I've been here trying to talk me out of it.
Speaker 3Oh God, that's not a little eerie. That's not eerie to anybody, I was playing.
Speaker 1I'm not good, I was just playing. Yeah, we was done with that. That was done and over. This was the day. This was the day.
Speaker 3Yes, I thought I don't take kids, my grits, as playing some sentimental stuff. I thought she would play some like some hard, I don't know some tough why she going to you know about to go to war. Some shit like that. Yeah, I ain't think she's going to play in a war and be in that like that.
Speaker 1I was very calm, I was chilling.
Speaker 3You were calm, oh no.
Speaker 1See exactly, rj, you go low, I go low.
Speaker 3And reverse.
Speaker 1I did because I rimmed it about photo time.
Speaker 2That shit be fun for me.
Speaker 3That's how you know you going fast and reverse what the fuck.
Speaker 1I don't try to hold this and get that. I'm a work in progress.
Speaker 3It's okay, that's fucking crazy, that is crazy. So it did said individual get up and he was like you know, you match me because, like we good, like we even.
Speaker 1So the only reason I had to rim the cars because he kept jumping out the way. Since he kept jumping out the way, I just reverse again. And then I just kept going this time and I actually hit the thing that wasn't jumping out the way.
Speaker 3Oh shoot. So you low key psyched them out. It was like ah, like you pump fake. But this time you actually shot it and he was standing there like this he was, he was Like you did not believe it.
Speaker 2My phone was playing this is loud, this is hard.
Speaker 1I was like I'm going to get this.
Speaker 2I'm going to get this. I was like here here.
Speaker 1My I have to marry me.
Speaker 3Crazy, crazy, get smart Body parts and stuff.
Speaker 1Funny part, it's only one. Of us went to jail that night. I was.
Speaker 3I don't know how you did that, but that's amazing. Turn it up for it.
Speaker 4Kiss my cross, and then we turn up the project fast.
Speaker 3Okay, so have y'all seen the fucking real cheeseburger in Thailand? Please tell me y'all seen this shit.
Speaker 1No, I haven't seen it. Yes, I've seen it, with like the 22 slices of cheese and no meat.
Speaker 3Yes. Oh, that's wait no let me try to show you I thought it was just a little joke.
Speaker 1That's what I wasn't.
Speaker 3No, that's real.
Speaker 1Burger.
Speaker 3King.
Speaker 1It's a real cheeseburger.
Speaker 3Yes, it's an ungrilled cheeseburger. Hold on, let me see Burger King Thailand.
Speaker 2I thought it was like a little you know funny little haha.
Speaker 4No, no, no.
Speaker 1If you were to be a fat to eat all this Jesus's gross, like you know they fit in a clog up toilets.
Speaker 2That shit, cheeks finna be.
Speaker 3I can't be real. I can't be real.
Speaker 1No, it's dead ass. The cheese company must have had too much cheese and was like fuck it, we got off this somewhere.
Speaker 3No no.
Speaker 1Cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 3What's the name? Burger King ain't even like keeping it a hundred with folk they. This is disrespectful. Like when have you known Asian people to fuck with cheese? Like the American cheese at that.
Speaker 1It can't even. It can't be real cheese, it can't be real. It's gotta be the government shit. No, burger King, get EBC, and they just got too much there you go. There's no way. That can't be. It can't be real cheese.
Speaker 3That's, that's what they're serving to the first of all.
Speaker 1Can you imagine working at Burger King and somebody ordered his shit or like they have a Finish it and you got to stay in there and slap 22 pieces of cheese? All them slices.
Speaker 3Man of shit.
Speaker 2Couldn't date.
Speaker 1Fuck, the fuck. Imagine your hands are like cheese, like every day, just cheesy.
Speaker 2You're rare as internet Cheesy.
Speaker 4Bullshit ass cheese.
Speaker 1Think I got a picture of somebody say cheese. You have flashbacks like you just be, like you can't do nothing, I can't do nothing, I can't do nothing, I can't, I got the go. And is it cold cheese or that hot that's?
Speaker 3what it's cold cheese. The bun ain't even toasted. That's why I said it's an ungrilled cheese burger. The shit is.
Speaker 1You don't even soften it in a microwave?
Speaker 2No, everybody.
Speaker 3And then they put cheese sauce on top of it. Yes, it's a wet ass, it's wet cheese.
Speaker 1It's wet, cold and cheesy. You know what that sound, never mind.
Speaker 2Happy. Carry, that's your way. Diarrhea, that's the same word For real man.
Speaker 3It's crazy to be out there. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on, but wrong with this world. Why is this happening?
Speaker 2I woke up this week, and it was the burger just sitting there.
Speaker 1It's not a burger the sandwich was sitting there and it was like, oh yeah, this is in Thailand, it's a good idea.
Speaker 3That was real. I'm sure they sold out.
Speaker 1And Cal's working overtime. That is a lot of cheese.
Speaker 2It's crazy and crazy.
Speaker 4Nobody asked for this Cold cold, cold, wet and cheesy.
Speaker 3Nobody was, like you know, be fired 20 slices of cheese on bread At room temperature.
Speaker 1Ordering cheese they need to get rid of before it goes back in. Nobody asked for wet and cheesy.
Speaker 3They're fucking light. We're going to put the cheese sauce on it.
Speaker 1Is the cheese sauce also cold or is it warm? Stop?
Speaker 2That's just my question.
Speaker 3It's like a fake RB sandwich it makes me want to work out.
Speaker 2Nothing's wrong.
Speaker 1It's like a real thing. I'm not going to eat your food.
Speaker 3I'm just mad about this whole thing. You should be mad.
Speaker 1This shit is room temp, cold it don't matter. It's terrible.
Speaker 3You don't do nobody like this Anywhere else you want to fuck her.
Speaker 1I'm going to charge you $2 for a slice.
Speaker 3Oh shit, cheese sandwich. This is fucking cheese sandwich.
Speaker 1That's what you're doing.
Speaker 3Let's see, damn, that shit is $380.
Speaker 4I'm not saying that American money, woo, he thinks it's going to kill him.
Speaker 1He's basically just selling you a block of cheese between two pieces For $10 or $11.
Speaker 3$10.95.
Speaker 1You just want to go.
Speaker 3You want to cope.
Speaker 1They have been cheaper tickets for hell.
Speaker 2They have been cheaper tickets for hell you have to do it and chew that.
Speaker 1Y'all ever eat like a cheese steak or cut off a piece of cheese and eat it. Imagine that 10 times in your mouth.
Speaker 4I can't fuck with it.
Speaker 1You can't.
Speaker 3I'm looking at the picture. It's a wet ass sandwich. It's nasty. I can't. I can't fuck with it.
Speaker 1Ice-coats oh, first of all, all black people are lactose intolerant now we just ain't cows, we ain't supposed to eat that shit wait, wait.
Speaker 3What cows? We're not supposed to eat cows. Milk oh yeah.
Speaker 1We are not baby cows.
Speaker 3Yeah, milk is weird. That's a weird. So so y'all done the science. Y'all know the science behind that. Come on, prophecyze with me.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know you can't buy a gallon of milk without buying cow pus right, blood, dirt, debris a frozen baby cow spit.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 3Don't fuck with milk. I haven't fuck with milk. I don't eat that shit. I don't. I don't Listen. I don't know what possessed the person to actually put his hand up under there and Be a jerk off the nipple or whatever like to. I just I'm still stuck.
Speaker 1Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 3bro Like hey, man, I'm gonna go out here touch this cow.
Speaker 1No, the one is who would prefer to want to taste that shit? That's the part. Who was the first person to be like yep, that's going on my cereal Poisonous? Who was that person? I need to know.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's poor, it's some poor shit. It really is that that shit is.
Speaker 1That was a team kid is not on there. And then he figured out he didn't die.
Speaker 3But, but here's the thing is so many additives to the milk before we get it. That's why it tastes the way it does. So I heard cuz I don't really fuck with milk, but after, like raw milk, don't taste or look that white and I'm just like.
Speaker 3So what the fuck did it? I Cool bro, I'm not fucking with. No, no milk. I'm cool on it. I don't. I don't think Almonds make milk. I don't think. I don't think none of that stuff makes milk. Can you milk me Coconut milk? Oh, now, everything in the in the tree makes milk. Now, strawberry milk, let's go there. Oh, okay, uh, turkey bacon, what's that? What?
Speaker 1is even that what is?
Speaker 3turkey bacon. What is on turkey?
Speaker 1Canadian bacon. Honestly, it's a Canadian bacon which ain't nothing but flabby him.
Speaker 3Where I'm. Where? Where's the fat coming from the turkey?
Speaker 2Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1You got one scoop of meat on the gamble.
Speaker 3That should be Good.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 4Don't fuck.
Speaker 3Should be I when you broke everything behind.
Speaker 2They only good, I don't have money.
Speaker 1I ever have in my bank. There I will have noodles but you won't eat them.
Speaker 3You eat them at at when? At what point?
Speaker 1Moments like that when I'm high as shit. Yeah, it'll be like a snacky food. It wouldn't be a meal right, that's, that's the difference.
Speaker 3That's difference. It's other people.
Speaker 1Instantly become a chef off of. What was that show where they said the and they had to race to get all the shit done. Chopped up the onions. They never had more than male peppers in his food.
Speaker 3But now, today he got all kind of Extras.
Speaker 1The pressure is a question Is sugar a seasoning?
Speaker 3I would say yes, I put it in coffee, which?
Speaker 1You see the motherfucking coffee, honey. And the wrong with me? Ain't nothing wrong with me. This man just said it's a season. Ain't put it in coffee. You see, yo coffee, this is facts.
Speaker 3Yeah, and make sure she got that one huh.
Speaker 1You got to you know what you hear.
Speaker 3All right when. When you drink coffee, is it at certain times or is it all?
Speaker 1coffee Hard coffee I'm specific to, but cold coffee I feel like I could. You know I could do cold coffee yeah.
Speaker 3Tell me you don't drink coffee. Okay, okay, don't get no Starbucks.
Speaker 1Starbucks.
Speaker 3Starbucks, don't get no Starbucks.
Speaker 1Starbucks.
Speaker 3I just started getting on Starbucks. I really did I still go up there and be like yo. Let me get a medium. That's how I know I am.
Speaker 1All medium. Every last one of them is medium in a different language.
Speaker 3Oh, for real. Okay, I thought you knew that no, I'm new to Starbucks, I ain't know that.
Speaker 1Oh, you're a Duncan don't, duncan don't.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what. I go there and get a coffee and I get there. What's the name? Shit, what are some things called bagels, the bagel bites. But now I've been going to Starbucks. They got some hitters over there. I was like, oh shit, and let me get that. That medium caramel cream. It's caramel crunch or some shit like that. That is just crunch. Yes, that shit is busting, busting. So yeah, it's a seasoning. Sugar is a season, even even brown sugar.
Speaker 1It's a sweet man. It's a brown seasoning.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, it's a sweet sweet, Sweet, so okay so when you add, when you, when you add peppers Like red peppers- out of sweet ones. No, no, no, just just like the red pepper flakes.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, red crust to the food.
Speaker 3Okay, that makes it spicy, so that makes that a seasoning correct.
Speaker 1Is this what we're doing?
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what it is caramel ribbon. Crunch that shit bus from. Starbucks. So so y'all not gonna engage, I mean, I know. Tammy is not trying to. I'm trying to get him to bust out laughing, she's not You're doing very, very well, okay. So what makes them spices? If sugar is not a spice, or the coarse sugar is not a spice, because it's not spicy, but it does not mean it's not seasoning when these are salt, but it's still a spice right. That's what I was thinking, but I don't know, you know.
Speaker 1We've established that, so I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3So we were supposed to be doing a thing like Y'all asked me to work on my, my little British accent or whatever. It's been quite a struggle. I cannot get the British accent down pat. Please give me another two weeks. Just do that shit, just.
Speaker 1What accent can you do?
Speaker 3not a one. They're all bad.
Speaker 1Like a East Coast accent. You came to a southern accent. Do I wish man try Asian?
Speaker 3I could do. I could do a southern white man. I could do that. I can do the southern white man. I can't.
Speaker 2Because I pay attention.
Speaker 3I pay attention to them because I feel like they fucking racist shit and I just pay attention to everything that they say, just to make sure they don't say anything racist.
Speaker 1Cuz it's.
Speaker 3Goddamn negros always coming around here breathing all the air stankin it up. They got this Junie T T thing. I think they're smart, trying to bandwagon our holidays. America is great, america is awesome. I love America. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2Oh, oh dear. That Lord need some help there listen here, messy.
Speaker 1That little noise.
Speaker 3I don't know where you come from.
Speaker 1Stand. Why you so angry?
Speaker 3I don't know. We serve no queens over here.
Speaker 2Oh, alright, you know what? Let them be cake darling. Let them all eat cake.
Speaker 1We Stereo? Because there's no. I started from doing this. I could never everything sound like a Jamaican woman, so I'm thinking I'm doing like another actress who's like bitch, you're back in Jamaica, okay very much.
Speaker 3What's the Jamaican sound like?
Speaker 1go ahead, say it. Tell me I only got one line. You know what it is. Go for it.
Speaker 2Call.
Speaker 1Where okay, I had to work on that in stereo. I just kept going in people's rooms and doing it, or people do a whole shows and we do the whole show, and in British accent that's tough.
Speaker 2What's?
Speaker 3it like I get stuff.
Speaker 1We do in a whole show. We go back and forth a whole show and talk like that. That's lit.
Speaker 3I guess that cuz I, I, I don't know which region. There's like a southern British, there's like a Standard British.
Speaker 1I hear I think I'm doing good, I'm keep going. There's like probably four different like we got several. So many different UK people try to tell us how to say this shit. One day it was dead-ass, a two little chick show arguing over whether British people say tea or not. Tammy says they don't.
Speaker 3I say they don't say the teas oh yeah, yeah, they don't say the teas.
Speaker 1Yeah, but no, they came down, but they do. It's a different. It's a different area. Some area say it's Really Like people were coming in with different dialects and like we don't see the teas and yeah, we think it was a whole UK thing. It was oh that's lit.
Speaker 3Yeah, I thought they ain't say the teas, because I work with a British dude. He was like a old, he's old, maybe like 50, 50s or 60s and he, he was just, he wouldn't say the teas, he, and was very proud of Harry Potter, very proud of Harry Potter Seriously. He was like every part I put this on the map. Y'all been on the map like that's all he was talking about. It's Harry Potter and I'm like bro, it's much more than y'all stole cricket, y'all stole India, y'all stole a whole bunch of shit. And you want to talk to me Fucking.
Speaker 3Harry Potter. Brough oh every part is the fucking best bro.
Speaker 1Damn, oh full of fat bro.
Speaker 2I'm listening. Come on, bruv Bro.
Speaker 1Listen here.
Speaker 3Come on bruv. How the fuck. What's that in that bruv?
Speaker 1Do you hear that swag?
Speaker 2run.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4They be killing that shit.
Speaker 1I'm supposed to be listening to you Because you hear that good slang. When you hear that black slang, like you know, it's undeniable.
Speaker 3It's undeniable, you can't.
Speaker 1You hear people talking. You hear your people talking.
Speaker 3Hey, little known fact, we went to. Jekyll Island this weekend and that was pretty pleased. From the water, yes very nice, but we were sitting on, we're sitting at this restaurant. It was off the street. I can't think of the actual name of the restaurant, everything's a fucking blur but it was at night and we heard music thumping from this truck and immediately. For people who don't know, jekyll Island is like full of white people, rich white people, so Money.
Speaker 1What are we selling instead?
Speaker 3Yes, like this. They're driving golf carts down the street.
Speaker 1We were 400 years ago.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, yes, yes. So we hear this. This truck in the distance is just. Oh, that's us, we know it's us, like it's our people. And when they pulled up to the light we was like, oh shit, what up?
Speaker 1And they was like, oh the only the only person you'll see that day. So that was exciting and then the only, but it hurt because the only black people I seen actually worked in.
Speaker 3The rest in the back of the kitchen and I'm like oh this is trippy bro, and they looked at us like managing it and everything.
Speaker 1Yeah, doing the gullis stuff All of them.
Speaker 3Yes, and they look at you like how the fuck are you free? How the fuck did you get out here? Nigger? Mullet Bay yes, that's what it was. Mullet Bay restaurant. Yeah, they got good food, real good food, and it's off the street. But it's just you when you don't only black. I love going to restaurants and being the only black person there and fucking them up. One of my favorite. That shit is lit. How are you today, sir? I'm great actually.
Speaker 1You were walking and they look at you like you came and asked for directions for somewhere else.
Speaker 3Yes yes. I love it. I love it. Oh oh, we tip, we got this.
Speaker 1It's okay, it's okay, what can I help you find?
Speaker 3Hey right. How long's the wait?
Speaker 1It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3I have a reputation.
Speaker 1Why are you playing? We do know what those are.
Speaker 3Start using words as preposterous Anyone can tell them yeah, let me. Blasphemous. I tell you, I will not stand for this. I will not stand for this. I want to speak to the manager. That's the way.
Speaker 1That's the way. That's the way.
Speaker 3Me, as a black man, cannot do that.
Speaker 2Why not?
Speaker 1That was an honest question why do you can't do it?
Speaker 3I cannot speak to the manager. I'm already threatening Already. Yes, that is absurd, that is.
Speaker 1That's another one.
Speaker 3Yeah, your woman has to do it. I, the black man, cannot Like when the black man does it. It is highly threatening. It escalates to like. You're okay, I have to coach her on what to say. Listen, if I say this, you got to take it translated in a way that he can digest this or she can digest this, because if I say this, shit, it's going to be a problem.
Speaker 4It's hand gestures.
Speaker 2It's all the way fucked up. I think that that be Motherfucker. You would never do it.
Speaker 3Translate that Go ahead.
Speaker 1How do you know to be the translator?
Speaker 3Oh, the corporate translator sick as per last email. We were there. They have all the dates, they have all the times. They everything is time stamp.
Speaker 1I like it when they corporate thugging. You corporate thugging grits Me never. I know she can translate them real well, she speak that corporate language. You already put the thing on everybody. I know not what you speak of. I don't know what. We have couple letters. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. It was just that one time that you just was like okay, so I talked to. Every morning it's either a phone call or text message, but there is a good morning One morning I text her Good morning.
Speaker 1I remember exactly what I said, but I know exactly what she said.
Speaker 2She said I'm not talking to you, are you okay? We are the most corporate language.
Speaker 1She said it so eloquently I knew she was good morning. It was super, super professional. I was like are you okay, we need to talk. I was really concerned.
Speaker 3We need to have a sit down Intervention.
Speaker 1We got to have a pow wow Of sorts. We didn't get to our language. Is this code? Is somebody got you kidnapped? That could be code.
Speaker 2This ain't you I'm not a justice, it's a shame.
Speaker 3That should be killer with women. You can't when it regards them, when it's attached to a man. It's nothing that we can do. When y'all have a little attitude when you and Gritch just went through I cannot address that. When I address that, then it's met with a simple word Y'all can get that off. Y'all can just get the nothing's wrong and everything be wrong with y'all.
Speaker 2Everything.
Speaker 3See. I mean whoever just did that? Yeah, that's what. Everything be wrong. We just got to sit there.
Speaker 1Everything, just probably something pertaining to you, yeah.
Speaker 3This is true, this is very true.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, because if you don't have nothing to do with you, I'm going to go into the story. I don't know who Cheryl thinks she is, but I was sort of about like I'm going straight into the story, If it is you if it is you, because the editor, the first surprise is going to be none of them good.
Speaker 3So have y'all ever caused a beef without there really actually being any beef with your spouse? Like you know, you just got upset because he didn't take out the trash, but nor did you voice it, or he did something that you didn't really particularly care for, but you didn't voice it. It's not like he knows these things.
Speaker 1I don't know what you're trying to ask, because my husband's listening, I sure don't ever saw the movie, so I'm not sure what you're trying to start here. Oh, not the start of all things. It's usually something valid happening. The numbers are the same. I don't know what's the agrarian, that man, you know.
Speaker 2So Ehhh, don't get me.
Speaker 4No, there's no reason, he ain't. Ehhh, ehhh, ehhh, ehhh, ehhh.
Speaker 1Kiss my grits, that's my name.
Speaker 3Is that the song playing in the background when you get ready to start some shit.
Speaker 2Yes, that sound like something.
Speaker 1That's my safety word. Again, you ain't got one. It ain't safe, it ain't safe.
Speaker 2It ain't safe.
Speaker 1It ain't safe, it ain't safe. You graduated from.
Speaker 4Ulaanese Tell me Major.
Speaker 2Cap.
Speaker 3There's so much cap for the.
Speaker 1ABC. I don't like it. I don't like it Be our people.
Speaker 3That's how it be. I just had that, like recently. It was a similar situation where my girl was just upset with me and I didn't know why, and it was something as simple as I walked out the door and forgot what I didn't even forgot I didn't take the trash out because I seen it was full, according to her. I seen that it was full and I should have taken it out, I'm sure you see it?
Speaker 1You probably did she seen it.
Speaker 2I don't even see you seen it.
Speaker 1I see you don't understand why she used it. I'm sorry, I don't see the problem. I just don't know what you thought you were going to get with this one. With us, we definitely root for the men, but I know, do y'all.
Speaker 3No, I know you saw that Do y'all root for the men. Yeah, absolutely so how much do y'all cater to y'all, to y'all, spouse.
Speaker 1I just said baby to get a pedicure and a manicure the other day.
Speaker 3Oh, that's the only way to get that shit up.
Speaker 1We're back this one time. No point in it.
Speaker 3Oh, that's fire.
Speaker 1Dammit, we definitely go on with that. Sometimes I do this for myself. I make it sound before he goes to work. He's not going to do it. He's not doing it. Who got you from the middle? It's nothing they're going to do to us. We're going to call back something.
Speaker 3I love it, I love.
Speaker 1Love. It falls off because when we'd be doing those shit, something that don't deserve it and don't know when to do it anymore, and then this messed up my fight.
Speaker 2He still chimp it.
Speaker 3And here she she is In the back of the head, fellas, just know, this is the song. That's what's in there?
Speaker 2Shit.
Speaker 3I thought I thought I was shooting a high percentage here. I legit didn't see the trash. They're done, done.
Speaker 1I'm now complete.
Speaker 3Yeah, done, done, done, everything did. So would you wear a silicone butt, either of you ladies, for 200 cam?
Speaker 1OK, wait, hold on, hold on. I got a question, mm. Hmm, you said I could just. Ok, is this an injected silicone? But like the butt suit it's the butt suit. I got the butt suit sitting in my Amazon card. I will, I would do it. The butt suit, absolutely. I'm just curious. I would do it. I'm just curious. I'm curious, I wear the costume, hello, absolutely.
Speaker 3Costume.
Speaker 1Why do? Why, how much is your bag?
Speaker 3What do you mean? Why not? You can't answer a question with a question. Look what you what? Why do you got a two Tammy?
Speaker 1Oh no, that's what I wear, though yes.
Speaker 3OK, you would wear it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3OK.
Speaker 1And you say for money to yeah, yeah, for free, just to be a fucking Google. So the money is just a bonus. You see my hand and take talk. I was trying to hold it together. Because, I was like you ain't see the hand up, Hands up. I'm not dancing hands again.
Speaker 3I did not see that. Oh, this is on Tick Tock.
Speaker 1I can't get it up, live Well, yeah.
Speaker 3I got to see this.
Speaker 1You really don't. Please you could take our word for it. Please don't dance, no please don't. That's why I was hoping to get hair, I should have just made it. I want to meet this time.
Speaker 3Oh man, let's see, yeah, oh, boom, and it's a panda oh.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1Does that owe me? You found you.
Speaker 2Just remember if you're on fire, stop drop and roll One more time. Say it with me now Stop, Stop, Wrong.
Speaker 4That is lit. Hey where you get a panda hair from oh you don't Just remember.
Speaker 3Hey, that's fucking fire. Hey, why Come on man?
Speaker 1This is should be viral.
Speaker 3That's just so funny. Sorry, I don't know why this is so funny. Where you get a panda hair from? Oh you on mute.
Speaker 1I'm about to say I can't hear it. Ok, sorry, I got it at Walmart. You know that big bins that they have at Walmart Like before you get to the register. They have DVDs and different stuff in them.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1One year we walked in and they had all these bins with so many of them and they had all these different animal heads. They had a dog, they had a panda, they had a. It's almost like they just use all the emojis that you can find on Apple and they just made these heads.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1I got the panda and the cougar head.
Speaker 3That's hard, that's fucking hard. I don't even know. I've never seen that before.
Speaker 1It's my favorite. It's my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 3And you just low key with it.
Speaker 1Oh, cute that thing.
Speaker 3Like yeah, whatever I did that.
Speaker 1I want that crying baby mask. That's the one I want. I gotta find that I should have matched the hands. Yeah, and I'm going to put makeup on it to make it match me too.
Speaker 3Oh, that'd be hard. That'd be hard because nobody has that.
Speaker 1Oh, and some lashes. I didn't think about the lashes till now. I'm doing yeah, see, if this is something. The lashes. Yeah, I'm going to put lashes on the crying baby face. You're going to do a whole world from your drop on this y'all. That's hard, that's hard. That's a great thing.
Speaker 3That's a big one, panda. Okay, so y'all going to wear this. I found it.
Speaker 1Look, I found it.
Speaker 3Oh my God, hold on. Oh, don't do it, oh, don't do it, oh listen to me $15. Oh, you finna, do it, done.
Speaker 2So just remember if you're on fire, stop drop and roll one more time. Say it with me now Stop, stop, stop, stop, roll, roll, roll, roll roll. Get in, that's it.
Speaker 4Oh there you go.
Speaker 1We're going to call this the Suki Anna. I got to give it a name. It's a bomb or something. I'm part of the juice Because we know what that name is for man. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2I'm not sure I'm not drinking shit called Suki Anna.
Speaker 3Ay yo pour that, Suki though that should sound like a oh no too, fuck man that feel so fucked that don't sound like the name of a liquor in Blake. That sounds like the name of a liquor anyway.
Speaker 1Even before this, he just killed a woman. Pontus, pontus, yeah, she just set dirt, she just set herself up to get a real good deal with some kind of alcohol company. Oh, oh, come on, that did it right there.
Speaker 3Oh, pontus, pontus, pontus.
Speaker 1We look pretty good in this market and shit, pontus, pontus.
Speaker 2Yeah, she's a good booty.
Speaker 1Bootsie would make that Bootsie what?
Speaker 3You want that sookie meat? Give me that meat.
Speaker 4Okay, that's where we start, that's a run.
Speaker 1I got to an alcohol and a sandwich.
Speaker 2Oh, thank you, thank you, oh yeah, oh no no.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2No no.
Speaker 3So she should be like doing this. She got to replace the Arby's dude.
Speaker 1Yeah, they rang, she don't make it play.
Speaker 2Yeah, they rang, yeah, they rang. Oh, god damn Jesus. And then she's just oh no.
Speaker 4And then she's just being like she's school, she's like what the fuck is your fucking commercial?
Speaker 2God, I'm dying. We have a niece, no.
Speaker 1Oh God, I can't.
Speaker 2Oh, come on.
Speaker 1Oh, she gonna put it on the remix. Yes, that shit would have gone gold. No, we see it Not go gold.
Speaker 4Oh, oh, shit Go meet the bitch.
Speaker 2That shit gonna be hard.
Speaker 3I'm telling you, suki, coming for it, suki, sexy red Shit gonna be a problem man they taking over. That's the new little camp in Foxy Brown.
Speaker 1First of all, don't do that, okay, because here's the difference Even though we may have heard things about these two, foxy Brown and Lil Kim, shit was never confirmed. These new bitches is confirming shit loudly. They say Lil Kim was a hobo. We ain't never seen this shit. This is true, this is true, we definitely don't see that Suki needs some antibiotics.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, she needs. So you do believe she needs to be hydrated, she needs some IVs.
Speaker 1Yeah, she needs some IVs. She needs that stuff that you drink the night before you go drinking so you don't get drunk. She needs electrolytes, electrolytes, pedialytes. She needs all the lights. She needs bright lights, strobe lights, flash lights.
Speaker 2Where's Rihanna?
Speaker 1All the lights, all the other lights.
Speaker 4Where's Rihanna when you beat her All the lights?
Speaker 3All the lights, all the lights, pedialytes.
Speaker 1We are the only ones who have this one Young water, all the lights, all the lights.
Speaker 2LED lights. Led lights, yeah, oh shit, all the lights.
Speaker 4Oh, my God.
Speaker 2There's a new one.
Speaker 1It looked like it knew the oil chain. Yeah, it looked like a oil chain.
Speaker 3That's the problem.
Speaker 2Good, where the Ninja Turtles came from.
Speaker 1That's the one right there, that is me.
Speaker 2Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. I blowed you off Shit. Oh, that's cool, I like that too.
Speaker 1I like that too.
Speaker 3Master Splinter.
Speaker 2That's why I go eat chulis.
Speaker 3For caution lights. Oh, y'all think it's going off now For lights.
Speaker 1Oh shit, oh shit. What's the name of her Toxic Avenger Like?
Speaker 3it's just not okay, it's not, okay, not the thing.
Speaker 1Oh shit, what type of pizza did.
Speaker 3the Ninja Turtles was eating it was something 25th apple with anchovies. They found Suki right down there.
Speaker 1Just a little pussy. She wanted a Ninja Turtles like Flynn. She looked like one of them. She probably smelled like one.
Speaker 4She looked like one.
Speaker 1She looked like a sea turtle, master Splinter, master Splinter, they belong together.
Speaker 4She didn't put a turtle of fucking shell on her. Oh shit, he ain't done a turtle of that.
Speaker 3She got to do a show just like that.
Speaker 4She can't fight. She can't fight.
Speaker 1I don't know what she do. That's what she squirt. She can't fight, she just walked around.
Speaker 2She just walked around, she just walked around, she just walked around, she just walked around.
Speaker 1She got to do whatever. It is listenin. Do not take our idea for our sci-fi points. That's your lovety.
Speaker 2You can't have it. You can't have it. Who Hollins? That's the least I've ever done for you.
Speaker 1Come into this please.
Speaker 3Nate.
Speaker 1I can see the whole thing in her mouth, yeah.
Speaker 4In a city where it's crime. It's on the rise.
Speaker 3There's only one hero. Oh yeah, she goes by the name.
Speaker 2Oh, oh.
Speaker 4The summer blockbuster.
Speaker 3Suki, so the Up.
Speaker 2I think someone. A to Rose B I'm not going to put it in my mouth. I'm going to put it in my mouth. Is she throwing black bugs?
Speaker 1and balls. Yes, yeah, back of this shit up every time you might have found it, oh yeah.
Speaker 4Suki Soaker 2.
Speaker 2Oh shit, oh my god. That's so funny, I'm going to know it with the stop.
Speaker 1Ooh, I thought we would do the show, but I got lost ago. It matters.
Speaker 2It's only a matter of time.
Speaker 4Uh, not for you this fall. I experienced squirting in.
Speaker 2In 8K, in 8K. What's in my head?
Speaker 3Hold on, hold on. I got to do it this fall. I experienced squirting Suki in 8K Squirting in a theater near you.
Speaker 4Grab your towels.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3Oh my god, in the Spencer theater, hey Suki, friend of takeoff and as quiet as we can talk about her. I've never heard a song from her, never. She's a rapper, that's how she got on.
Speaker 1I heard a song from her came with that video when it was a porno. Ain't that the same girl? That's not her. I don't know she looked like a ninja turtle. Right, it's not. You need the question. It can't recognize this one. It shouldn't be too. I can't be wrong. I'm a fan. Why are there so many that look like that? It's weird. This is where we are. We're in the industry.
Speaker 3Captain speaking. What is the song called Suki? Do you know the name of it?
Speaker 2Damn. Let me look it up.
Speaker 1I know somebody know a song I'm talking about.
Speaker 3And it's a porno.
Speaker 2Well.
Love, Babies, and Toxic Relationships
Speaker 3Is this like a BT Uncut?
Speaker 1It would be a little past that.
Speaker 2Whoa.
Speaker 1I wouldn't say it was a porno, was it? It's a porno? Uh Well, I saw it on Twitter first, because Twitter is Tree and you know where it lives, but so we talked about it a little bit that one time I can't think of the girl name. I thought it was Suki.
Speaker 2What's her?
Speaker 1Is it Thordak? I don't know the song. You probably wouldn't know it until you heard the video, and it would still be like there's a video. Oh, the one where she was with her booty, with her booty, her booty yeah, I did not see this. And the girl was popping, but it did look like a, also with her bootleg. Uncut video. It looks like a bootleg Uncut video, so we saw that one. It was like that shit's viral Shit, shit.
Speaker 3Food stamp. Hoe, that's not, it no.
Speaker 1What did I just tell you? I don't think it's called food stamp hoe. No, it's definitely not called that. I wouldn't recommend that one. I don't think it's called food stamp hoe.
Speaker 3I have never paid attention to her Like.
Speaker 2She has a song called food stamp hoe.
Speaker 3Yeah, let's check this out, let's give it a listen, and she's riding a horse.
Speaker 4Look at y'all. I tell her mother fuckers, how do we ever pick that shit up, god damn.
Speaker 1Mother fucker. Yeah, bitch.
Speaker 2Dang it, she's a man.
Speaker 4Shit. I'm about to get the fuck up out of here. That's what I'm about to do.
Speaker 2Yeah, bitch, the only reason I got this mother fucker job.
Speaker 1Is my nigga doing that bitch right now? I don't know why you got me out here on this mother fucking horse anyway, because we need money for our mother fucking surgery. That's what I'm about to do.
Speaker 2Well, bitch, we're having a set of quizzes. I'm gonna say I don't know, mother fucking pussy. Okay, yeah, I can't be that.
Speaker 3I've never paid attention to Suki. I'm sorry. This is why I never did.
Speaker 2Um, never Again.
Speaker 1I don't know what's happening. I guess she was supposed to laugh, but when the beat came on it made me laugh.
Speaker 3That means that she's laughing Shit. Shit sound like porno music. Ding ding, ding, ding, ding ding. Like what Um?
Speaker 1Oh man.
Speaker 3Pretty and ratchet. Like what in the fuck? I've never listened to this brown music Shopping spree, no one. I guess that's supposed to be her real attempt at music. Ah, pour it in my cup, suki Grinch. Ah boy, yep, suki is throw that thing. I guess that's her big shit from last year. Well, she's very vocal. I'm just not paying for no fucking Suki, nothing. Best of luck to her. That movie idea sounds fire.
Speaker 3That's some luck to your grandfathers that movie idea that movie idea Fire is fucked. Though I fucked with that, I would love to direct it, but it would probably just turn into a porn, Like Because she's so extra and nasty. So let's see, let's get this off of this. Y'all say y'all cater to y'all man. Oh, this is what I wanted to ask. I didn't. I knew y'all cater to y'all man. I knew all that or whatever. So Well, I can't even ask y'all that, because y'all cater to y'all man. But I was gonna say, you know, as If you didn't cater to your man, why is all the pressure on him to carry the relationship as far as like marriage?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, you want the dumb girl. Answer Everybody with a microphone and a tix-tack. Do you want to say no, let's not, I don't want to answer.
Speaker 3I know that.
Speaker 1But I had it.
Speaker 3We can do it for context purposes, but I don't.
Speaker 1Because I'm the prize. Yeah, it's me. It's me Because I'm the prize, because I didn't really say like what is?
Speaker 3she about to say I do it, I do it. I'm the prize. That's what it be.
Speaker 1No, y'all were clean. No y'all were.
Speaker 3I can't even you sound so dumb Y'all can't answer this question because y'all actually participate actively in y'all's relationships marriages.
Speaker 1The word is simplification. Say it with me Re-sip-sip-uh-cation, r-e-sip-cation, that's how we spell that. I got to know what it means. I know how to do it.
Speaker 2I ain't got to know how to spell it so that's all it is, that's all.
Speaker 3I love love, I love love.
Speaker 4I love love. I love love I love love.
Speaker 2I love love. That's your shirt.
Speaker 3That shit fired man A lot of things like to support the toxic shit. I like to support the love love, the healthy love that shit is. That's what's fired of me. I think toxic is just like it's fun.
Speaker 1It's fun, but it's Everybody doesn't.
Speaker 3It's like low-hanging fruit, like everybody can do that. I'm gonna get that one. So much fun being poisonous, great, great. Now you want someone to take you seriously, so I just like it. When I like to support the real love, I mean I'm the guy that sees a couple out and is like, yeah, I like that, shit, like that.
Speaker 1I see that.
Speaker 3Black man die. I mean, I'm pretty sure he probably beat her ass in the car, but From the looks of it it looks grand. You might have at least destroyed her credit at this point.
Speaker 1The optics. Oh, that's, that's with black love. That's like an 89.8% chance happening.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 3It's really bad statistic-wise. But you know that's why I try to support it. You know I try to be like oh, I see you big dog, I see you in love, or whatever it's, fire, it's not the fire. It's fucking fire, and I hope she's loving on you, bro. That's all you got to do. So do you support it, even if you know it's?
Speaker 1toxic, but it's still black, nah, Nah. I don't support that shit.
Speaker 3Because the way I look at it is like if they have kids, they're just gonna have toxic-ass kids, and then I'm gonna have kids, and then I'm gonna have kids, and then my kids are gonna have to deal with that shit. That's inevitable. Kids are terrorists.
Speaker 1You can't get around that. They're all gonna be toxic.
Speaker 2Mmm.
Speaker 3Talk to them.
Speaker 4Talk to them, all of them. Every single one.
Speaker 3Especially the cute ones.
Speaker 1They have a word Get you an ugly one. If y'all want a good kid, get you an ugly one. I don't know how you send this prayer to Side Daddy. However, if you have not had any children yet and you are looking to procreate and you bought some offspring, some crotch fruit, when you pray to Side Daddy they'll know you'd be like. So make sure you not hate them, Because just make him kind of ugly, Just kind of ugly, Just not a lot of ugly, but just kind of enough that he's gonna grow out of the ugly, but not until he's old enough where I ain't gotta beat him no more. I hope y'all take a note. Yeah, but if you want a good kid, get you an ugly. Kid them cute kids, they know, they know.
Speaker 2Wait.
Speaker 3So. So, how you know, they ugly, though Like a little bit. I don't care what the characters say.
Speaker 1They don't care what the characters say. Every show you yell at me. Every show All the babies are beautiful, Greg. No, they are not. No, they're not. No, you definitely got that damn cap on right now. No, they are not.
Speaker 3Yeah, big cap.
Speaker 2I seen some like this.
Speaker 1Those are the kind of babies where you have to be like. You can't say nothing about that. Pangey, like them.
Speaker 2Those are cute. Cute as babies Commented shoes.
Speaker 1You have to be like yeah, don't do it. Don't be like that baby. You got the big small Jordans.
Speaker 3They're the cutest things when you get them from.
Speaker 1The carnival Come on that little baby size.
Speaker 4How's that even possible?
Speaker 2I'm so scared.
Speaker 3They got the cutest laughs.
Speaker 1That's a cute baby, oh baby, they baby smells it, they baby smells it.
Speaker 2No other babies smell it.
Speaker 3Y'all watch the shit out.
Speaker 1this baby you got to give him some positivity. You can't give him no nose and tears. You can't say nothing.
Speaker 2I got a homeboy to do haircuts.
Speaker 3You know what my favorite is?
Speaker 1You know your baby, daddy ugly. They come out here and say ooh, that baby looks just like his daddy.
Speaker 2Ooh, Ooh, Pow pow pow pow.
Speaker 1You look ugly. And they keep saying they baby look like his daddy Pow pow pow. They baby look like his daddy Pow pow pow.
Speaker 3They baby look like his future. That's fucked up. But babies are not the gorgeous, the most beautiful.
Speaker 1All of them are not made equally.
Speaker 3All of them are not. I'm a firm believer that some of them are out of this world, beings, alien, like Did you call them?
Speaker 1aliens.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, they do come out of a goo.
Speaker 1Not a goo, not, they come out of a goo. First of all, it's not gooey, it's literally like water. It's not gooey. Stop that.
Speaker 3It's like an incubation of sorts.
Speaker 2No, did you say it come out of a goo?
Speaker 1Like it's like something. What the shit happened in Raph's eyes? Nah, I like some of them.
Speaker 3What's that damn Keanu Reeves movie when they born out that pink shit. Yeah, matrix, exactly, it's just goo.
Speaker 1It's really it's. That's not how it happens. That's not. That's not how the hell are words.
Speaker 3That that's their, their aliens, all right.
Speaker 1I don't. I don't disagree with that part.
Speaker 3They speak, they don't speak, they make sounds, they expect us to understand the sound.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, and we never talked before, but now I'm just supposed to understand, right about it's so weird to me they can't they open.
Speaker 3I feel like they're crying because they feel the air. They hear something that we don't hear at that size at that point in time in life, like you're trying to put some logic behind this and give them a reason for the noise right.
Speaker 1Yes so when it has to be something once that once that air hits the little guy, air, air, ever made you cry.
Speaker 3Air If I've never felt it.
Speaker 1It's actually an excellent answer. You got me. Yeah, that's how they do.
Speaker 3I was. It's bright like what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 1I can't even move like.
Speaker 3I can move now like what's why Neck muscles weak as hell.
Speaker 1It's cold too, because you know how it be cold when you get out the shower, because you wait.
Speaker 3And you can't say that because you don't know how to make a good thing called you have a fuss at a baby.
Speaker 1You're like just say what you know.
Speaker 2Like.
Speaker 3I say no, fucking babies, we cry so hard, they be shaking.
Speaker 2They be shaking.
Speaker 1They are toxic words. They are toxic.
Speaker 3Just be staring at them like what the fuck bro, what do?
Speaker 2you mean.
Speaker 3Oh shit. They mad. They came back to earth.
Speaker 1I'm back here again. I get this shit right.
Speaker 3Use your words. It's the new baby smell. It's ugly and you probably didn't compliment as you should have.
Speaker 1I don't think I thought it was oh yeah. Yeah, it's like that you got to reflect a little bit I was putting my little mother at that point and I was like you did a good job.
Speaker 3Yeah, you did your thing. Now I'll praise my mama.
Speaker 1You did a fucking good thing. You know, you hear him. You did a good job.
Speaker 3Hey, so wait. You celebrated a birthday and then tell us this is, this is no, no, no, you told us off air, but you celebrated a birthday. You did not, not yet. So, well, that was your son's birthday.
Speaker 1That was my son's birthday. We have two birthdays go by.
Speaker 3Okay, okay, I'm about to say I know.
Speaker 1And now with two more his birthday and then my birthday.
Speaker 3Really, everybody's born in the same month.
Speaker 1That's a rough one for us. Wow, that's birthday month, yeah.
Speaker 3Dang? When did you all Other?
Speaker 1people are in the same month. They're both in February.
Speaker 3Sheesh yeah. Y'all planning like that no, no, okay, let's make a show.
Speaker 2No, nothing like that.
Speaker 3And when's the anniversary? In July to August?
Speaker 2No yeah.
Speaker 3That's great. So it's an April, okay Okay, so they're anniversary. So what? What was all the pictures, the sexy pictures? It was just you, just you just showing all the throwback pictures of you. Like what is this? What were?
Speaker 1you doing.
Speaker 3It was like a roller deck of all the pictures of you. Oh, so now. Okay, now I got to pull up receipts.
Speaker 2I see no, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3April 26 is the anniversary. I will make sure there is no pod on April 26 for the anniversary.
Speaker 1Oh, speaking of.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Speaking of, let me just need to remind her he knows how to pick up cues Huge, fumbled and motherfuckers. Okay, so anybody, everybody. Hello you guys. So on the 29th I have a wedding to attend. I let the group know, hey, I'm not going to be able to make it on the 29th, but we can either change the day or you can do the show without me, right? Mr Royce here is like oh no, whatever Tammy wants to do, that's fine, I'm down. Whatever he saw the cue, he said let me dodge this one because I ain't going to make no decisions or make the wrong one. I'm a chill and put it all on Tammy. Tammy, come in. Yeah, see, that's reality. You see what just happened. That is called reality. Just hit her, tammy. Come in. Tammy say I'm down, just with excitement to fucking. Just do the show out. Let's go, hey, let's go.
Speaker 1I thought that's what we were doing that's what we were doing, ma'am you are a woman, I know you speak woman and in speaking fluent woman, you saw what I did there, like I gave a hit of the right choice and then I was like I'm going to sprinkle some of this on just to see, yeah, I lost. All was just to see, part. I didn't know.
Speaker 3Too funny. You lucky I can't find this little. I don't know, maybe it was on Instagram and that's what I can't. You lucky I can't share that?
Speaker 1Oh, do you see that? Right there, where it says it literally, her forehead is lies, no, no, no, go back. Go back Her forehead Tammy's forehead.
Speaker 3I knew because I'm like I know I ain't tripping. I know I ain't tripping, I'm like all on that.
Speaker 1I know I ain't tripping, that's my question now.
Speaker 3Ultra butter gotten birds. Huh, let me see.
Confusion and Deeper Meanings
Speaker 1Exactly what this little way I'm trying to bring myself down to, like this and this and this.
Speaker 2What we doing.
Speaker 1Friends, I'm waiting for her to be like I look high.
Speaker 4He's coming, he's coming.
Speaker 1I'm trying to hold my life.
Speaker 3The funniest thing she's been trying to become this whole episode. She's oh shit, oh my god.
Speaker 1Okay, okay. She did not know what to do with her hands.
Speaker 4Is that shit from Talideka nights?
Speaker 3He's like what. I don't know what to do with my hands. In the interview he was in being interviewed. He's like I don't know what to do they don't teach you that shit Breathe.
Speaker 2They don't teach you that they don't teach you what to do he warned I'm fucking yes.
Speaker 3Mission accomplished.
Speaker 1Good to me, good to my soul, but they don't they don't teach you, though.
Speaker 3They don't teach you what to do with your hands during interviews. Just like y'all, just like women don't know what to do in them. Selfie pictures Always got that weird ass hand.
Speaker 1It's a bit of a hand that, a foot something.
Speaker 3Oh, what Like what?
Speaker 1Because I feel attacked. So baby was doing a whole thing trying to like combine our kids Right. He was like I'm just gonna go steal a selfie from Instagram. Every single one. I'm like this. Every single one, every single one. He was like you know.
Speaker 4I can't be fucking hands.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 3Of all things that I fucks up.
Speaker 1If you go look at my Instagram right now.
Speaker 2Mine is the same one. I have the same pose with my hand.
Speaker 1It's my earring, it's usually me just.
Speaker 3So y'all really don't know what to do with your hands, see.
Speaker 1No, I don't understand why hands even need to be in it. It's a selfie. Why are hands even involved? No, we got armed. We have to come. I don't know why I got fingers in the middle of my hand. I put my hand over here for him to see I don't get it.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one, you're showing off to me Okay. I feel you. I feel you on that one. That's ready. I see what you did there, you're trying to come back from.
Speaker 1The senior picture pose. Glamorous looking ass. Glamorous looking ass.
Speaker 3That's here Wow.
Speaker 1Why does he land out and see you Sleep? Why, damn, why, is he napping?
Speaker 3Go ahead, put your just relax. Go ahead and lean across.
Speaker 1Whoever came up with that knew they was in a bag. They was like yeah, that's, that's it. Every school.
Speaker 3This is fire. We finna make a killing all across the county.
Speaker 1They all like to lay down. Take that shit to the court.
Speaker 2What it's, the only thing that was there.
Speaker 4Holy shit.
Speaker 1Get counter buddy In the early 2000s. That was my shit.
Speaker 3Nah, that shit was fire.
Speaker 1That was great In the early 2000s. You can get it on the counter Like a good Chris picture.
Speaker 3Bad chef's kiss.
Speaker 1Wow, I'm way too much. You waited for these pictures. Wait what?
Speaker 3For everybody to have legit the same poses. That's the wild part. That's the wild part. Yeah, the jailhouse.
Speaker 1The jailhouse poses my shit to this day.
Speaker 3I don't understand what that poses.
Speaker 1I photo bomb people all the time in public, just random strangers. I see them taking pictures and I photo bomb them with the prison posts. Don't let me be a stranger to you. I'm walking by and y'all trying to take like a cute selfie. I'm in that bitch's life.
Speaker 4Squad.
Speaker 3Gang, gang and all that young shit.
Speaker 1I don't know what else to throw up, but I'm in that bitch. You don't know what to do with your hands.
Speaker 2See, I don't know what to do with my hands. Why you call so many the members. You don't know what to do with your hands.
Speaker 1You're posing, but you still need that fucking hand brush.
Speaker 3It's true, okay. So what's the pose? Cause this pose disturbs me as a middle age. What's considered middle age now? I don't even know what's considered middle age Honestly 30. 30 is considered middle age. That's crazy.
Speaker 1Yes, because most people aren't living to be 100 years old. People are usually living between 60s and 70s.
Speaker 3See what you did there, logic. So what's the point of the pose of looking down?
Speaker 1Oh, this one.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't understand that one. It's like they're asleep, like I don't understand.
Speaker 2That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3I hit that hole this is the one it's not going in the eye.
Speaker 1It's the one I don't fucking know, I'm not even sure what I'm doing. I'm not even sure what I'm doing. Oh my god, I'm making the caption go. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3You're literally looking down who's imitating that. That is a nasty pic. I know Grit's got tags. You got them, tammy. What's your first tag? Are you proud of your first tag?
Speaker 1Did you not hear the breath? Maybe you ain't good at cues like I thought.
Speaker 3No, I heard her. I tried to redirect it. Do you have another redirect? No, that's all I have for you.
Speaker 1New captions in too much? Let's fucking go. I'm bearded. Y'all watch all my pictures. They're going to be drink.
Speaker 3So you're not proud of your first tag, so that's good. What is it of? Isn't that bad I?
Speaker 1don't think it's that bad. I loved it when I got it done when I was 18. I'm 40 years old now. It's not giving what it was giving I was 40 years old.
Speaker 3What is it?
Speaker 1It's a trans stamp. I can tell you the logo on our book there, the wings in a sword.
Speaker 3My lady, I shall night you, so you pretty much have like parentheses. So you have a sword, hold on. So the sword is long ways. We must free her.
Speaker 1She's getting naked. That's repeating.
Speaker 2It ain't even updating the shit.
Speaker 3Who in there watching Game of Thrones?
Speaker 2You all have a role play.
Speaker 1I didn't see that tattoo and I never noticed it was a sword. I'm about to go back and look. I swear I just thought it was a butterfly. I'm about to go back and look at it.
Speaker 3No wait.
Speaker 2Why no?
Speaker 3No, because the way you described it, it's a sword. That's the long way you have wings.
Speaker 2You have wings. You have wings, you have wings. You have wings.
Speaker 3That is too fucking funny.
Speaker 4The white watch, white walkers.
Speaker 1I know what the white walkers are.
Speaker 2I'm done, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Wow, it's great.
Speaker 3It's great.
Speaker 1That was good.
Speaker 2It's great.
Speaker 3It's great she's got to play. This is the thing I don't like the deception Because she said it was a sword with wings. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're just fucking with me now. You were fighting over there and you was losing you boys. I'm sorry. That was great, Sorry.
Speaker 1This is CDs in the Timur massage. Hi everyone, Thank you for watching. Sorry, sorry.
Speaker 3Finally Got pretty back to you while you were playing you captured how you were struggling.
Speaker 1And in that second round the three wins. I'll wait for it. So tell me, did it have a meaning? Like when you first got? I know you guys were 18, but like, did it have a meaning behind it? It's supposed to. Yeah, I know Eagle wings and the sword eagles oh eagle.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And then the sword and like, since that, you know, I thought it meant something In my little 18 year old mine says so it was so poetic and so, like, very, I thought I could have how I thought it out could have been just whoo, so won't I say. I say there's just some eat mornings, and the sword, right, like no, that's all. There's like eagles I do, like I like everything that's on here so but the way I really blend this, that too out.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't feel that way anymore, like rather, than my younger self for that one, but it's here now, yeah you know, gotta make it do what it do. I feel like showing it off.
Speaker 3So Well, that's good See that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2That's good. That's good.
Speaker 3So would you get it all over again? That was my initial I was around at 20.
Speaker 1Yes, I would have got it all over again.
Speaker 2I was woke, I'm pretty sure my little ass was just yeah.
Speaker 3So why don't you like Eric Abadu? But you was woke at 20?.
Speaker 1Hold on now, oh boy, here we go. I'll set that particular song All right, but you also won't go behind her. She's got voodoo in her pussy or some magical essence, not voodoo, because no, she's got like this magical, super woke essence. You know it's not transferable from vagina to vagina.
Speaker 3Maybe that's what she doing?
Speaker 1Maybe she dropping it off for the ladies behind her to help the women? I feel like that's what Eric would do.
Speaker 4I feel like that's what Eric would do.
Speaker 1I mean, he's a pussy fairy type shit. This happens, yeah, and then you just pop one. You want to run him behind, what? Okay, I feel like that's what Eric is doing. I like that, I like that.
Speaker 2I like that Okay.
Speaker 1Making the world better one day at a time. I like that very much. How else you gonna do it? No other way, that is the only way. Yeah, I like Eric about it that song, though it's not a song like that. You just have to question sometimes.
Speaker 1This is true, and that's the one song that you question her all the ones she got. No, I said she has a few. That's what I said. That's a few songs that you have to question. That's from Titans, the things that she's playing, I'm playing backwards, that's what I'm kind of spilling. Oh, album, no album, no album, no album, no album, no album, no album. That's something there Is Eric about to. I mean, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3Yeah, we'll probably be old, though by the time they figure that out, how they play, how to play music backwards, cause they don't do that shit, no more.
Speaker 1You can't play a CD backwards like you could play an album backwards.
Speaker 3Where you gonna play the CD at.
Speaker 1People still have CD plays in their car. You don't know nobody with no CD play in their car.
Speaker 3No, I don't.
Speaker 1The little slit. You know the little slit. Yeah, it looked like some little gray lips. Usually it's gray.
Speaker 3I have to check. I have to check. I don't think. I don't think so, though I don't, I don't mind has one but other people's cars. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1Well, the next time you get in your car, go back and play by do with them, but just hit the rewind button and hold it. See what you hear. See what you hear.
Speaker 3I might not come back to be the same I'm here to help.
Speaker 1Sound like some Blair Witsch it. Yeah, you need some paranormal activity, to say.
Speaker 3Standing in the corner and shit.
Speaker 1I want to just take both of the corners behind you. I'm really worried about something.
Speaker 3Hey, that's like the second time you didn't reference. I think like the last episode you said you saw somebody standing in the corner.
Speaker 1Boy who peaked his head around the corner.
Speaker 3You got, you got a kid over there.
Speaker 1I'm looking out for you because it's not. Get out now. Get out now. Now we got plenty of movies actually to be just like this. It'd be friends on FaceTime talking, yeah, and then all of a sudden you see some shit in one friend's bag right here. Hey, what is that? Hey, and you, you, the friend you'd be like, huh, huh.
Speaker 2It's just Stop saying, johnny, I know you got it, bro, I'm saying it.
Speaker 1You know, Johnny ended up gutted up on the ceiling In a purple suit. Come on, Blair.
Speaker 3It's a weird shit.
Speaker 1It's a weird shit.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 3I'll try that, but I probably won't come back, though I won't be the same, I'm sure of it.
Speaker 1Just have a free sit with you.
Extreme Reaction to Protect Best Friend
Speaker 3Yeah, that's true, unless you take it on the channel.
Speaker 1Unless he actually like Eric about you.
Speaker 2You might want to take on the egg and I do change.
Speaker 1You know, what Don't do this in their mind. We, like you, don't find somebody who you don't like to do this with.
Speaker 3Remember that movie when they couldn't leave the Skype call. Y'all see, that.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, yes. They all had to sit there. It was like a truth of dare when it was a whole bunch of I think they were like high school or college friends yeah, I remember that one and they couldn't leave the call. They could not leave the Skype call and the person who was in the call with them like it. At first they came into the call underneath one of the friends that was originally there, or no, a friend that was supposed to be dead. And then somebody was like hey, which one of you guys is playing with so and so account because she's dead? And then everybody's like it's not me, it's not me, but her account is in the fucking chat.
Speaker 3Oh shit, oh, that's fucking wild.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3Clearly, I have not seen this movie and I will be watching it this week.
Speaker 1I love scary movies, so you know I'm waiting for beta ketchup so we can go see the city is because you are behind.
Speaker 2That's fire, fucking fire.
Speaker 1I need to go see.
Speaker 3Yes, and city is.
Speaker 1You don't tell me about that one too. I can't wait. This sounds so good. She doesn't do scary movies. What, yeah, she doesn't do that. That's the judgment in your wood. Why?
Speaker 3You have the angel wings and the sword to protect you. You are protected.
Speaker 1He has a point, he right. I would never let that right. I swear I never tell y'all that thing again. Where's Gruss, since? She ain't telling the black people no more. We're, gavin, he not here today. I'm not here. He not here. This is nothing. Oh, that was great Love to Gavin, though Stop it.
Speaker 2What people? What people always do is bro I don't know how to say it.
Speaker 1I'm trying to hold it together. I'm high as giraffe pussy right now. That's sucky soca. That's sucky. Hey, give us that sucky. Not you saying justice for everyone. I was gonna bring that up. I was gonna bring that up. I was gonna bring that up. I was gonna bring that up, you can bring that up.
Speaker 3Mr.
Speaker 1Roy didn't know about this. What is this? I wasn't ready for that. I was not ready. This is what this was. The two little chicks did a show this past week. The title was what's the craziest? Tammy was just asking. She was asking me, but other people in the audience was giving their answers to. I don't know what some of them were. There were different ones, but I was asking her to and I asked her. I said so what's the craziest reason? You ever got suspended from school? Of course she looked good in two shoes. Only happened to her one time and it wasn't even her fault.
Speaker 1But, then she reverses the question towards me.
Speaker 1And I'm thinking to myself well, it's a couple things. And I just out my mouth just was like it is the one time I put the knife to the white boy's throat and then, as I was going to explain about the other times, everybody cut me off. I'm telling you a story, but all who don't know you don't stand with Evan or Jay. You don't even know Evan. Third grade Lincoln Elementary School, downtown Oakland, california. Okay, my best friend name was Christina Westbrook. If y'all can find her, please find her for me.
Speaker 2She's trying to be that to it.
Speaker 1No, that's not who we looking for. We're looking for Evan. My best friend name is Christina Westbrook. Okay, christina was half white, half Filipino, really like hair down to her knees, really pretty mixed girl, whatever Part of the crew, because we had a crew.
Speaker 1Anyway, we get a new boy in school, white boy named Evan. He's from Michigan. He instantly says eyes on Christina, like in love, in love, like writing love notes, we in the fourth grade, third grade, we in the third grade job. He write her love letters. He had his dad help him get her flowers and they brought flowers to school and he gave her candies. Like he is just really trying, right, white boy, put me in effort, as they say. It was more than a bare minimum for third graders. He was doing it, but Christina ain't fucking with it, she don't want to be bothered, she don't like it. She not feeling him. She let him know no, evan, leave me alone. No, evan, leave me alone. This is every day on the playground. So one particular day, evan was like you know what, fine, you don't want me. You don't want me to be a part of this. You don't want me to be a part of this. You know, you want me to be a part of this thing and like he just started being mean to her, right, so you pushed her on the playground one day Okay, me being a friend that I am, cause I'm a friend, I'm like all right, nigga, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1So next day, get dropped off to school, get dropped off by grandpa out of the little Ford escort, little great Ford Ford. The two door had to pull to see back and let me out. But Papa had this steak knife in the car with an ivory handle. Why, that steak knife was in the cup holder, but it was. Okay, I'm in the backseat, backseat and, like a third grader, do what I'm supposed to be doing. But I see this knife and I'm like, nigga, this is your opportunity, this your chance. Make a move. I make sure Papa don't see me. I grabbed a knife, I slide it up my sleeve, get out of the car like nothing. Go to class, cause I'm a good student, pay attention, cause I'm a good student. But in the back of my mind I got something for you, evan. So they had, um, yeah, the portable. You know, the portables were at the classroom, like the little classrooms. They had the special egg, they had the portables, right?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Portables was on the playground. It was on a big asphalt so you can run around the portable. So he was less of a herny was chasing around the portable and I was like, bet, i'ma stand on my weight on this end, right at the corner for him to come around. I see Christiana. I see Christina coming out. I'm like I know he right behind her, right behind her. Here come Evan, snacks him up and put him up against the wall. Feed Danganlin, put the knife in his throat, throwed him. He better leave my best friend alone. So everybody out is just like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is the boy's boarding story.
Speaker 2He's a fucking villain now.
Speaker 1I just called for the third killing that he's done, he's a fucking villain. He's just making it in jail. He probably isn't serial killing. He's not about there killing black women. At this point it's black women because of me it's a little Salute Because of the pain he's reasoned.
Speaker 2He hated gums to be black, like he hated being black.
Speaker 1Like.
Speaker 2Uncle.
Speaker 1Ruckus. We got the plot as a. He was tired on his car because they black.
Speaker 2I had Black Black he said he hate what be gone.
Speaker 3No, he said I hate the back of what be going. No, no, I think it was her gums. But whatever he said, he said that's Evan.
Speaker 1And then they all started to appear beyond the side. Y'all know me, y'all don't know Evan. Why are y'all making his side?
Speaker 4First 48 thirsty jeans.
Speaker 3Hilarious, oh shit.
Speaker 1Oh yes, music. Y'all pulling the wrong facts out the story, like John up here. This is to the point. Focus on the point. A gutter's chance. I'm a good friend, not kiss my knife. You know what? I am a good friend. You're missing the point.
Speaker 4Tonight on any. A gutter's chance inside the mind of kiss my crits 90.
Speaker 3They put you on a nine.
Speaker 1You know it would be crazy, Goddamn live. It was like, hey, I know what story she talked about and that's how I end up fighting. All I need to download stereo. I get the notification Evan has downloaded stereo.
Speaker 3And then what would be nuts is if Evan came in as Evan, he was like Evan knife victim or something. It's me yeah, yeah, he's like mad casual. Like did like that shit really like fuck me up, Like later on in life, dude like fucking nuts. Evan had a good night's sleep and like never. You know how many times almost unalive myself because of you.
Speaker 1Did Don't do that.
Speaker 4Don't do that it's had wonderful years.
Speaker 1I did, I did.
Speaker 3I was a five different elementary school, but so every year you went to a new one.
Speaker 1No, so I'm a military brat, so not. Yeah, there was one year where I went to two schools back to back, and that's when I was in Japan. But every other elementary school I went to I went to a different one every year, sometimes two different ones, like in the middle of the school year.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm a military brat too.
Speaker 1Yeah that's probably how I got away with putting the knife to Evan neck. I trust that school.
Speaker 3That's no it's no, probably that's. That's how you get away. It's okay.
Speaker 1Oh, that's, it yeah.
Speaker 3That's what happened. I don't know why he didn't tell.
Speaker 1He did tell I got suspended.
Speaker 3Oh, oh.
Speaker 1Those are wild. Justice I don't think that was the wildest one, but that's the one that I told.
Speaker 3Me never kissed.
Speaker 1That's the one that was closer to the massive yelling hostage he used to anyone else to tell he's over there, I want to put them deals. I'm saying Actually, to be honest, I think I did him a favor to grow up as a little white boy in Oakland, california, in the 80s and 90s. You needed to be tough. I was just helping him. I was just helping him. I'll help prepare him. That's true. I like how you did that. Yeah, community service, I'm doing it, that's going to be your job.
Speaker 3Hey man, Come on Coming back to you. I just wonder. I've been looking for you all these years, just want to thank you.
Speaker 1Thank you so much for saving my life. You had that nine to my neck. That's the best. That's what I knew. I had to be gangsta. I had to be gangsta. I had to be gangsta. I had to be gangsta. I had to be gangsta, I had to be gangsta. Sorry, hold on, I've been working on it. Gangsta at that, yeah. That was fun I know you're doing the most work. I know what you're like. I do not know why y'all like to be original.
Speaker 3Maybe you having that on there like that, should fire man.
Speaker 1Y'all are not Netflix To be original.
Speaker 3My dumbass is like let me see what this is.
Speaker 1You Netflix little red-headed dissonance pebing, you are not bad, but not do what they do.
Speaker 3They're you chicken nuggets comparing Netflix. Well yeah.
Speaker 1I'm red-ass. Yeah, I can't turn this off.
Speaker 3I know, all of that, but I can't turn it off, hey, to be to becoming to the reunion.
Speaker 4Chicken yes, I like chicken. What nigga the fuck they got to do with the reunion.
Speaker 1Just cause I really do think that we should do the PPP movie.
Speaker 3Oh, I watched that. It's pretty bad, it's really bad.
Speaker 1Not, you ain't watched it and not, oh, I watched it. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 2I thought she was gonna give it a compliment, put your hands down.
Speaker 3It's pretty bad. It's bad.
Speaker 2What is that?
Speaker 3you had to do. It's so bad that you will still watch it. It's that bad.
Speaker 1Thank you, Shaq. That's the next. That's gonna be the next movie. Plots oh, it's like that trainwreck you can't turn away from.
Speaker 3Yeah, plots jump. You don't understand what's going on.
Speaker 1The music probably hit the keep you. Next, do they switch actors in the middle, like like Fresh Prince did, like we ain't supposed to know this?
Speaker 3Nah, nah. But what they did do is bite off a Friday. They bought they. They bit off of the movie Friday.
Speaker 1Literally it's supposed to be true. Y'all think Friday really be happening yeah they, they they went that shit. Somebody definitely lost their job on their day off Still in boxes Like I'm sure that really fucking happened. Definitely somebody in the hood getting first half for being in the refrigerator Too much. Every time I come in the kitchen I want the hair I know that's not happening. Somebody for show is getting catfish by a fat girl. Hello, that's happening.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1And it's a front kitchen on the side of the house. Yeah, no Fry eggs by Craig. We'll kick it in while they're microwave. I know that it's happening.
Speaker 3It's really called Saturday. I don't know what you did there. No, it's just a really bad, terrible movie. But it's just, it's something to do, pope is that bad? Yeah, If that nigga would turn out to be the Pope. That's fucking nuts they gonna watch it.
Speaker 1I believe the Pope. Yeah, it's really bad. On a two B level scale, though, oh, two B level. I would give it a big sale.
Speaker 3Yeah, I give it a negative.
Speaker 1If you were like great movie negative 100.
Speaker 3Do you want to know?
Speaker 1something weird about to be, though, at least for me. So, like you know, you have all the ones you pay subscriptions to. Now they still have commercials. Two B has commercials, but two B's commercials have never bothered me. I don't mind, because what?
Speaker 3Because they just grade a rubbish that we're watching.
Speaker 1So that's why commercials look like big.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Oh, you didn't figure it out.
Speaker 3You sit there like, because you be sitting there like, what the fuck is this move?
Speaker 2Clarity helps clear eyes.
Speaker 3Just remember, they call you, write though that might be what it is. You just sit there and you be like okay, it'd be like a minute of it, but after it's done you goes right back into the train wreck. What do you mean? You slept with my brother.
Speaker 4What do you mean? You slept with my brother.
Speaker 3Now you know, Now you know that I was like what the fuck is this glitching in real time, Like what, what? Y'all nobody going to edit this shit.
Speaker 2I want to edit it.
Speaker 3I'm so mad at myself, Like why do I know? That was it, this motherfucker change clothes in the same scene. What is happening? Like it's shit. Ain't got to be perfect, but what the fuck is going?
Speaker 2on right now.
Speaker 3Y'all come on, y'all tripping this shit. Better stay free forever, because ain't no fucking way yeah.
Speaker 1So we better not ever try to charge.
Speaker 3Ain't no fucking way.
Speaker 1This is why we watch the brand commercials, because we're like, yes, I'll take the commercials because I will never give you a fucking dollar. Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm confused.
Speaker 1I bet you, if somebody out there who really fuck with Tubi to the point where they'd be like if they charged they would pay. I ain't there yet.
Speaker 3I don't think I'll ever be there.
Speaker 1I mean they're doing different changes and not original. Who knows?
Speaker 3I'm not, but I'm not there yet Not happening. Yeah, they do. There's no wardrobe. If they do a wardrobe change, it'd be some off the wall shit that doesn't like. Compliment the character.
Speaker 2Not the whole movie.
Speaker 3But then they have that shit. They wear the same clothes the whole movie.
Speaker 1Then I have fast forwards and everything yeah.
Speaker 3Journal Yep, yep. And they play the movie with no edits. We watched the movie like that too, like what the fuck bro?
Speaker 2Like.
Speaker 3I don't understand what's happening right now. They don't have mics, they just be.
Speaker 1Or you see the mic.
Speaker 2If he likes it Like a bitch, exactly.
Speaker 3You can see the mic, dude.
Speaker 4You can see his shadow.
Speaker 2I was like bro the mic's a little longer Shit, Shit, Wait.
Speaker 3She killed it yeah.
Speaker 4She killed that shit.
Speaker 3Legit. I stuck at the perfect time, oh shit.
Speaker 1I can't, I can't.
Speaker 3They do their own makeup and all that. Like Tooby is horrible, but it's like. Again, it's something you have to watch, like you. Just you can't not watch it. The blood is cherry Kool-Aid.
Speaker 1And then you just know it's not a fruit juice. He's right, but it's not Hollywood blood. That is fruit juice.
Speaker 3Oh God, chickas, do they own me?
Speaker 2Oh shit they all have big, great wings.
Speaker 3Yeah, that thing be towed up, like yo.
Speaker 1Those legs were still.
Speaker 3With the baby hair still.
Speaker 1And we see all this, not so epic. We know that's not so epic.
Speaker 3Oh shit, what was that one? It fireworks for gunshots. It was the one to be movie with the girl. The girl was getting beat on like everybody watches movie. The girl was getting beat on and then she tried to leave the baby dad, but her husband no, no, I'm sorry, I'm fucking this up. The girl was married. Her husband got shot and killed in front of her and then the dude that ordered the killing of the husband tried to get at her and ended up being with her.
Speaker 1Yeah, this is all to be Okay. Now you guys have to name this one.
Speaker 3I like to forget the name. Somebody tell me.
Speaker 1I don't know that one. Oh, shoot, let me see, I don't know how it has effects. Yes, I know it, it's a crazy. That's how you know that that's funny.
Speaker 3That's fucking funny. Let me see, I think as I shit, it's a to be fucking moving. I can't think of this shit, oh yeah.
Speaker 1When you get that one girls. I watched the two movies they took with me. They, even though they didn't have enough money, they pulled off something like that yeah, yeah, a whole hour and some change of it too. I could never. Yeah, I can't do it. So sometimes I give her the chance.
Speaker 3And somebody sat there.
Speaker 1He did the shit and he didn't have a to be, so stop it. We should be on to be.
Speaker 3A lot of them should be to be movies.
Speaker 1Paid in full to do yes. We gave us to the chance back in the day, so fucking.
Speaker 3Facts.
Speaker 1Now, what is this? Give me some of that soup Disgusting.
Speaker 2Hold my hand, give me some of that. Oh God, oh, that movie is called. If I can't, that's what it's called.
Speaker 3If I can't, it's on to be Check it out. Y'all probably seen it.
Speaker 1I can't.
Speaker 3Yeah, the chick marries. She's in a happy marriage, but her husband gets killed and then her husband the guy that ordered the killing of her husband shoots, tries to get at her.
Speaker 1And it's this crazy fucking movie.
Speaker 3It's actually pretty good for it to be a to be movies Actually.
Speaker 1To be good, though Is it good?
Speaker 3It's to be good to be good, yeah, and for it to be on to be. I was like this is just has potential, like if it was somebody to yeah, if I can't yeah, that's what it's called Somebody were to actually make this movie, it would be fire.
Speaker 2Like legit fire, okay, wait.
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 4Good, it's got the.
Speaker 3Suki Jews.
Speaker 1From now on, what's on colony? Yo come here. Yeah, oh, shit Up in there. I want the strip line. You know how I go. Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 3Oh, oh.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 4Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh. I Got a question and it's just eating a sookie, just made me think of it. So there's high food, right? Yes, I'm calling it that. I don't know why y'all say it off. I told y'all it probably smelled like it too. No, damn moodly the hell. Like the ramen noodle packet. Damn strengthen I Breathe. Thought I had Don't do that, but that's just Romain packed in. You give it a, take a shower. You smell like soy sauce.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 3That's them strong as vagina.
Speaker 4That's.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm gonna make the worst mess.
Speaker 1And I thought it'd be an insult. Now Little rosin girl telling her she got that sucky, she got that fricking, don't you, don't you Shut her all the way down, she's spitting out asses like the fuck.
Speaker 3What Talk about a pH balance? A blue pack? Oh, nobody eats the blue pack.
Speaker 2You sure yeah.
Speaker 1No, it's a pink. Trump is being a blue pack.
Speaker 3I don't know, but nobody eats it, Nobody eats it.
Speaker 1That's why nobody knows when you want nobody to eat it.
Speaker 3But we've all seen it.
Speaker 1Because I really don't. There's no flavor. Is it just what is happening there?
Speaker 3I don't know what that is then Let me see what the blue pack is.
Speaker 1The blue pack is just a plain one. No, you're right, the blue pack is the flavorless. Yes, the plain one.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, yeah, nobody knows, nobody eats it Ew.
Speaker 3So what's worse, that or the?
Speaker 1Suki Oriental, I thought was red. No, beef is red Oriental flavor. What does that even mean?
Speaker 3What exactly does that mean this?
Speaker 1is so racist right now. We didn't name the flavors.
Speaker 2What's the name of the flavors? Mm-mm.
Speaker 3It's the blue, the blue pack is Oriental.
Speaker 1It can't be racist because it's by Oriental people. It's not. How are they racist? It's them, it's them. They're bolding.
Speaker 2They're, they're, they're, they're Oriental flavor. What Like?
Speaker 1Maybe racist. It gives them a sense you want now. I'm not gonna have to do it. I'm angry.
Speaker 3Sit down. Sit down, you want now.
Speaker 2You all be too.
Selling Noodles and Hair Products Discussion
Speaker 3No Be too, be too, oh, sit down, sit down, sit down station 666.
Speaker 2Shut up.
Speaker 3Oh shit, you want massage, massage.
Speaker 4Hi bro.
Speaker 3They just started naming random parts.
Speaker 1They really do.
Speaker 3Elbow.
Speaker 1Not elbow.
Speaker 3Oh my God, Too funny Shit. Well, I gotta go get something to eat, because you all tripping, oh you just want to go. Gritch is gonna sit up here and eat noodles. Oh, now some froes. Look at the damn. She took a screenshot of that.
Speaker 1Why would you say that she froze Shit. Oh I'm talking about, I am just Got the whole video, the whole video, and then no one's gonna have to try my best to hold it together.
Speaker 3You've been doing good.
Speaker 2You've been doing really good.
Speaker 4Superstar.
Speaker 3Oh well, and you didn't even, you didn't put your your. I don't want to say the product just yet, but you didn't wear it because I just kept.
Speaker 1Ok, I did put it on, I was going to, but because of the state that I'm in, I was just saying like it feels so good, and so I was like I'm gonna try next time. Well, I don't look up like this you know it was the yarn is the soft yarn. So, like I mean, it's the state that I'm in the cause and you not to quite Can do? It.
Speaker 3You would have been out of here. I would have never heard from you again. You get a message in the group chat. I am no longer allowed to pot what.
Speaker 1I definitely wouldn't have to just like excuse myself for the rest of the show, but I got on here and I started to my clothes, but yeah it's like what's happening right now. I'm so distracted, I have to go like Help Help. I need some clothes, yeah.
Speaker 3They finna, cancel us.
Speaker 1And maybe it's just a kind of way I was like, let me just wear regular shirts.
Speaker 2So oh shoot.
Speaker 3See.
Speaker 1Oh, while I was froze, I had a thought.
Speaker 2What is this frozen thought?
Speaker 1So you know I'm calling these cookies from now on, right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1OK, fuck with me. What if I need to fucking check me? You need to fucking get together because we got this. What if Suki started selling noodles but she sold them, motherfuckers, in the Asian grocery stores? Would that be like the equivalent to them selling us hair?
Speaker 3All right, everybody, we go ahead and get on out of here.
Speaker 1I'm not going to answer my phone. All right, all right back, ok.
Speaker 2So serious question. You have a serious question. It really was. Why is that so funny?
Speaker 1I see how we do it.
Speaker 2OK, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3So wait, wait, no, no, no. So you're telling the question is.
Speaker 1Your serious question.
Speaker 3All, of all, of all the hair store, all the hair products. Suki gets a section of noodles or she gets a whole display.
Speaker 1Pause, pause, let me explain something. Oh, it's in the Asian stores what they eat with every meal noodles.
Speaker 3This is. This is they don't eat ramen.
Speaker 1It's not called ramen, it's called Suki. They will eat that, so it sounds like. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm glad somebody could see my vision.
Speaker 3Yes, Y'all see, it was sale. Oh, what do Asians buy? Noodles.
Speaker 2I'm not seeing this. I'm playing.
Speaker 1Why are you not seeing this? I don't know why you look like you can't see it.
Speaker 2I'm going to just like you see it.
Speaker 1I don't know why he does not see it.
Speaker 3So you want to, you want to you want to market and promote the Ninja Turtle to the Asians.
Speaker 2Ninja.
Speaker 3I find some I don't go together Let me find a better music Go together. I can send us on out of here. Ok, happy, quiet lottery Yo, oh, not, not they starting to run out. Wow, see what you did, grits. So so, ninjas, what else?
Speaker 1And I'm pretty sure turtles are indigenous to the Orient, to the Orient and noodles, and these ninja turtles eat sookie noodles. That's what she's going to have on the cover too. That's her, her mascot. Stop talking, stop talking. So it would be a green Noodles. Why is your woman the only one who understands where I'm coming from? Why is nobody else picking up when we lay down?
Speaker 3We are about to be out of here she said it's going to be a green pack.
Speaker 1She meant the noodles are green. She's going to be a green pack.
Speaker 3It's not people are lost, like what is happening right now.
Speaker 1I'm making sense. I don't know why y'all not keeping up.
Speaker 3What? Ok, ok, I'm going to give you. I'm going to give you one more. What? What is an Asian story? Oh, she done so she froze up.
Speaker 2Don't what is happening.
Speaker 3Dogs, what?
Speaker 2What is going on?
Speaker 3People know, they run it out.
Speaker 2What? Well? That's not what we, that's not what she walked into. I don't know what's going on. No one's eating turtles and dogs. What's not? I'm.
Speaker 4I see the vision. Y'all got to stop hyping Great.
Speaker 1And that's what she's. She's about to rake up. And worse in her life she got oh my, oh my. There's a market for this. You want to break up while I'm in tears, right, if you kind of hold me together and she's about to break the fuck up.
Speaker 2Oh shit, there's.
Speaker 1So Any of this?
Speaker 3too funny, oh too funny, all right, so this way, everybody in here, let's just give A little update. I think she said the 29th. Yes, so that Saturday, july 29th, we will not be having an episode with the two ill chicks.
Speaker 2OK.
Speaker 3So I just want everybody to know, before they Bumbar y'all Like yo, what episode at here. But we will return at some point in time.
Speaker 1Awesome, and I love to brush my face.
Speaker 3I love it. That's what it is Good for the soul.
Speaker 2It's good it's.
Speaker 3Yeah, we, we're going to get up up out of here, man. She's she having a little bit of a little bit of issues and I'm hungry as hell, I think, tammy hungry, everybody hungry. Thank you all for tuning in. This has been great.
Speaker 1I'm going to cry my makeup all of my face and eat Really.
Speaker 3This has been Time. It's been epic from beginning to end. I love these episodes. I absolutely adore these episodes. Y'all enjoy your Saturday. Thanks for real for tuning in every Saturday or every other Saturday the way it is. Thank you all, man. This shit is so dope. And thank you all for spending a Saturday with us and we're going to get up up out of here. Man, Enjoy your night, Whatever it is. Whatever you're doing, be safe, stay blessed and just remember one day guys going fly, Life's going flash before your eyes. Just make sure it's worth watching God grind in them goals.
Speaker 4Hey, say bye to the people.
Support and Plans for the Future
Speaker 3Oh damn it. She's going to come back in here and be so limited that it's over.
Speaker 4I tried.
Speaker 2Oh, I know you, baby, dad, I'm trying. She's dead for nine yeah.
Speaker 3Next next episode, she'll be ready, ready, ready for show.
Speaker 1We're not laughing, that's all.
Speaker 2I'm so high, I'm so high you did.
Speaker 3Have you seen my?
Speaker 2progression, babe yeah.
Speaker 3He did good, though For real, because that shit it was a bad day. Yeah, you did good, yeah, and he didn't know what to do.
Speaker 2I was like, I'm like, I'm like they just put it here. I'm like, just like it was bad, it was really bad, no it's good, it's all good.
Speaker 1I knew this would warn you, because I know it was going to be a whole different personality. I know me. I will go sit here and try to fake this shit, like I can do this. No, no.
Speaker 3Because at some point I would have pointed it out like something's wrong, right.
Speaker 1I'm messing off for help hey.
Speaker 3Jamiah.
Speaker 1Jamiah, you're going to be okay. It's going to be okay. We got you Y'all. Don't have me Do y'all. I got you back. You know, we got you. I ain't even had a safe word. No one had me Y'all and you tried to come up with one. My face is red. It's so red Y'all didn't get that.
Speaker 3You tried to come up with one, just wasn't happening.
Speaker 1I like to do it with love. I like to do it with love. That's good shit.
Speaker 3That's good shit. Let's go eat. Thank you, no problem, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, no problem, thank you True, and we'll catch you whenever, because we can do whatever.
Speaker 1No, never. It should be back the next week. I think it is Sounds pretty good, yeah, we could do that.
Speaker 3That following weekend, whatever, that is the fifth August.
Speaker 1Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 3Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1So that gives us time to get the kids ready for school.
Speaker 3Okay, cool that's good. I like it All right, awesome, bye, good night.
Speaker 2Bye, bye, bye.
